Saturday, March 22, 2008

Jokes Text Messages 1

GRADUATION DAY SPEECH: 2nyt i am graduation,
i invitation u ol 2 eat our hauz coz i know sumdy dt i will
eat ur hawz too! I will die 5 chickens,3 grils & 2 boys
2 eat u ol & i will ask my father 2 cook my mother.
Thank i'm sori 2 inform u dat my rice is corn.


if you want to remove wrinkles, pimples,
face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging


Juan: Nurse pls bring me a hot waterbag, my toes are cold
Nurse: Ur asking d wrong nurse, I'm d head nurse.
Juan: ok...tell to d foot nursei need it now, thanks


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