"when someone really loves you, they will
never hurt you and if they do, you'll see
that in their eyes, they are hurting too!"
- Spiderman -
Husband asks beautiful wife: tell me d truth
how many men hv u slept w/?
Wife's rply: I swear I only slept w/u, d rest
of d bastards did not let me sleep....
BOI: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
GURL: Do you want me to leave?
BOI: No! Don't even think about it.
GURL: Do you love me?
BOI: Of course! Ovr n ovr!
GURL: Have u ever cheated on me?
BOI: No! Why are you even askin?
GURL: Will u kiss me?
BOI: Every chance I get!
GURL: Wil u hit me?
BOI: R u crazy? I'm nt that knd of person!
GURL: Can I trust u?
Simply read from the bottom to top!
A boy is so nluv w/ a gurl, so he promise
2 giv her a wedding ring on her b-day, as
d gurl b-day has come, d boy arived 2geder
w/ his gft w/c is a talking doll, but d gurl was
imbarassed w/ d gft, so d gurl throw it, but d
boy run 4 it 2 catch d doll, unxpectedly da boy
waz hit by a car n died! At da tym of d boy's
burial, d gurl was crying n hug the doll nd it
spoke..."PLZ GET D RING ON MY POCKET,
HOPE U LYK IT, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...
WILL U MARRY ME?...