Friday, August 10, 2007

Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages 4

Kgabi npa2nagnipan kta,nkaupo ka nag-iisip ng
malalim,nkasimangot @ nbubugnot.Awang-awa ako
syo,gus2 ktang suyuin pro ntgilan ako kc nkita ktang
ngpunas k ng pwet!!!

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Anong kaibahan ng patay na langgam sa patay
na elepante?
Sagot: Ang patay na elepante ay nilalanggam.pero
ang patay na langgam hindi INEELEPANTE!

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Alam mo bang mga monkey ay lahing intsik?
Tsung GO
mat CHING
chimpan SY
Orangu TAN
ONG guy
tsi TAH
GO rilla!
o,naniniwla kna???

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ul nver knw who ur real frens r till u stumbl & fall.
Den u feel his hands on ur shoulder as be says
WAG MG-TXT KNG NAGLALAKAD!
PRANG BEBE KNG BULAG!

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Fren kta,fren mo ko.Kng may prblma
mgpaka22o! Sama ng loob nand2 ko! Dnt hsitate
2 col me! cg iyak ka lg buhos luha mo.
im selling Tissue! buy 1 tke 1!

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Its so hard 2 lose som1 dat s 99% cute,
98 % sweet,95 % loving,90% talnted & 100 %
down 2 earth.grabe,ano ggawin mo pgnwla ako?

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Tayo ay pinoy,iisa ang ating lahi.Dugo mo
dugo ko,ilong ko.kulay mo kulay ko.
mukha mo? di mukha ko uy! hehehehe

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