Sunday, July 29, 2007

Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 5

Asa ka? Off lagi imong fone?
Na ospital atong frnd, urgent
kaU kinahanglan daw og...
DUGO NA medyo BIGAON!
Donate pud oi ayw pgdinalo dha!


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SAKOP: Lenti kang
amoha ka! Imo
kong gihimo nga
tawo2x sa
basakan,unya ako
swldo wlay
saka2x! kun
ma2tay ko,kinsa
mopakaon sa akong
pmilya,ikw?
AMO: Eninglisa,kay
patas-on nako
imong swldo.
SAKOP: Lightning
you! Man2x me in
the farm,my
salary did not
climb! If i die
who will eat my
Family,you?


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KANO:
(gsumbag ang pinoy ug
nahayang)

KANO:
Take it easy men
take it easy!

PINOY:
(mibakod ug
mibalos ug
nahayang ang
KANO)
PINOY: Kisi kisi men kisi kisi.....


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Nasuk0 k0
nimo.wla kay
klaro!Wla kay
ikabal0s
nko!gitinarong
man unta tka per0
wla jud ka
katug-an sa tinoud

nga

ANG TIDE 6.25 na lng! Dghan
pagmalabhan!


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s0ri pro wa ko
kauyon sa imu
gbuhat nku..ka
grabe pud nmu oi,
sa akng kaau
nmu nkahimo pa
gyud kag mugna ug
s2rya bahin
nku..nga ak0


"CUTE"
buyag 0i.!


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Hoy! bwisit k! kpal
ng mu7kha
mo!plastic mo
pla! Painosente
kpa!Wg mo n kong
ittxt!traydor!
cnungaling!


Direk: "ok,cut"!


Title:
"KINABAHAN KA!"
The movie


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hel0! mztah?i'm
gEtNg marRied nxt
m0nth.
bGlaAn,hilaK jd c
m0m ai! Jz a cMple
prty.ad2 ha? Xpxt q nm0! dnt bRing
any gft
jz bring sum1,hu wiL
marRy mE!


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imagine
Lyf
w/0
drnkers!

y
hubog,

y
saba,

y
gubot,
tnan
tao..c0rny!
jologs,,
db boring n?

busa
psLmat
jd ang
klibutan
n nay ta0 prho
nmo!hehe.,


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