Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 86

Paikot-ikot lng ang mga QOUTES!
pasa d2, pasa dun!
nabasa na noon mbbsa n nman ngaun!
pwd bang wag nlng QOUTES ang ipsa,
uyab nasad pra biboh tah! hehehe

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Junior: tay, ngano ang tin2x sakung clasm8 mura sampaluk?

TATAY: hahahaha! Nganu di nak, gamay?

Junior: dli man tay, ASLUM!

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‎(3 ka madre): Niagi 2ngod sa parot?
(parot): pula, puti, yellow?
(madre1): ahhh! hibal.an man a2ng panty mga sister?
(pagkaugma!) niagi nasad 3 ka madre....
(parot): green, itom, pink?
(madre2): ahh! hibal.an mn gyapon a2ng panty mga sister?
(madre3): ugma d ta magpanty!
Niagi ang mga madre...
(parot): nag2o cguro dli matag.an ayy!!
kulot, opaw, ubanon..wahahahha...

Tagalog Joke Qoutes Text Messages 63

Nagtanong ang teacher kay juanTeacher:juan anung hayop
ang nagsisimula sa letter kJuan:mam kuto poTeacher:hindi!!
nagtatapos ito sa letter wJuan:mam alam ko na kutowTeacher:hindi!!
Pang lupa itoJuan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupaTeacher:hindi!!
May sungay tohJuan:mam dimonyong kutow

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ARSOBISPO: Padre, pinasok ka raw ng babaeng hubad sa kwarto mo? Anong ginawa mo?
PADRE: Tumakbo ako! E kung sa inyo po nangyari yung, Arsobispo, anong gagawin nyo?
ARSOBISPO: MAGSISINUNGALING DIN!!!!...


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Bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO st, sa San Pablo?Answer: Kasi ang sigaw ng driver “O yun bababa, KANTO TINIO NA”!!!!!

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After having sex, panay pa rin hawak ng girl sa organ ng lalaki..
BOY: Gusto mo pa ulit ?
GIRL: Hinde… Namimiss ko lang.. Meron kasi ako nito dati ehh…


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a sweet story

boy: alam u
girl: alam u 2
boy: alam u.,,alam u
girl"alam u 2'''alam u 2

ano daw???
translation!!
alam u: i love you
alam u 2: i love you 2
mgau bungi tlgah ang sweet

Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 63

mahirap mg selos ng d mo alam
mahirap umintindi ng d mo maintindhan
mahirap masktan ng wala kng karapatan
pro dba mas mahirap magmahal sa taong
ang 2ring saU ai d mo alam???

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Sweet break up:
GIRL: maghiwalay nlng tayo
BOY: okay lang babalikan ko na lng
yung ex ko
GIRL: Aba! ang kapal mo talaga!
...We're officially break!...
KINABUKASAN
BOY: I still love you
GIRL: Dba break na tayo?
babalikan mo pa nga ex mo dba?
BOY: Eto na nga binabalikan na ulit kta

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'Minsan mas maganda pang malabo nalang ang mga bagay bagay s inyong dalawa, dhl bka pg nlinaw na e mlaman mong malabo pala talaga.

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nahihirapan k nbang maging ikaw.. try mo maging tayo para mapadali ka,,,

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ang pg-ibig pRang ulan,

kuNg kelan ka hnDi handa tska nMn bubuhos

khit anOng tago mO,
...mbAbAxa ka..

aNg nkAkalungkot,

kung kelan nag eEnjoy ka na tska tila mawawala.."

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Huwag mo siyang ili-link sa iba, kung magseselos ka rin lang pala...Kunwari ka pang kinikilig pero deep inside, selos na selos ka na.

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‎'be cAreful wen a gUy tels u 'i luv u' frOm d bOttom of his heArt..for dZ may miN dat dErz stil enAf spAce fOr anOder giRl on tOp'

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'i dOnt mind if othErs dOnt like me..
the pOints is,
dO i like them tOo..?

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ang bilis ng panahon, nung bata pa ako dati rati...

ang dami kong gus2...

ngayon?

ikaw na lang. haha

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Kung ang pgiging committed sa isang tao ay masaya, ano pa kaya kung
committed ka sa marami? e di super saya! mas madami mas masaya!

Love Qoutes Text Messages 141

laughing isn't something
you do for fun. it is sometimes
a relief when you badly misses
someone. or an instant
escape when you're hurting
...too much.

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To love someone doesn't mean you have to force a commitment. Sometimes, you just have to be satisfied with whatever connection you have..As long as it stays..

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A romantic love is not a one-night stand nor a series of cumshots, Its a long-term engagement between two private organs...

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sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end, and not just settle on a comma.. y? coz time will come, you'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence, rather than seeing a phrase that's completely hanging and doesn't make any sense...

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‎'its really hard to decide,

wen ur already

too tired to hold on....
...
yet,

too inlove to let go.....

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laughing isn't something you do for fun. it is sometimes a relief when you badly misses someone. or an instant escape when you're hurting too much

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laughing isn't something you do for fun. it is sometimes a relief when you badly misses someone. or an instant escape when you're hurting too much

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don't play a game with someone who can play it better than you.....

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A LAW OF KARMA:
'nvr try 2 play wid oder pPol arOund u..
for u may nvr knOw dat dey play better dan u..''

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I'm done with crying alone..

sum1 turned my soft into stone...

i kip myself away frm pipol hu fall 4 me so fast..

cause i knw dat dey will only leave me if dey will realize that
i wasn't the perfect one they thought i was..:(

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I had love u b4 u knw me
i tried 2 get ur attention
bt u were so busy i wanted 2giv u ol
2make u mine i proved my luv wen
i give u my lyf

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I miss talking 2 u
& d tyms we spnt txtng 2gder

bt now u seem so far away,
maybe iv bin unfair so now
im knockin on ur hart askin,
am i still der?

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The best way to heal a heart that has been broken...

is to kill the person who made it happen...

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❝ The heart probably has more patience than any other organ in our body. It has the patience to wait for that one person it knows is worth beating for. It even has the patience to wait for something it knows may never even come. But like all things, its patience runs out. And our hearts ...break because other people forget...... that like all things that feel hurt, pain and sadness.. The heart gets tired too... ❞

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There’s no need to miss someone from your past - There’s a reason they didn’t make it to your future

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It's hard to determine whether someone really have a feeling for you..
or they are just carried away by the good things that you are doing for
that person.. and you can not tell if they are returning love, or just
returning the favor...

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 119

if you done it wrong

they will never forget

but

if you done it right

they don't remember

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CLOSENESS

doesn't come when your together

it comes when your apart & realize

that despite not seeing, u NEVER

stop REMEMBERING...

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 61

"u don't have to change

ur personality jst 2 b

accepted by pipol

around u...

coz being real s d

essential of having

true FRIENDS w/out

losing ur ownself...

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Love Quotes Text Messages 140

"DISTANCE" is done

for 2 reasons:

either because you

hate the person,

or

you're just too scared

to fall completely

for that person

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 45

THEY SAY:

not all single

are available

HOW ABOUT:

not all taken

are inlove...

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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 62

pwede bang

tayo na lang?

nakakapagod

na kasi umupo

ehhh

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Love Quotes Text Messages 139

Love has nothing to do

with what you are

expecting to get but

only with what you

are willing to give

which is everything

when you enter into

this phase, prepare

yourself for the ride

of a lifetime...

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"u will knw hw important

sum1 in ur life...

wen it gets taken away

from u by sum1 hu can

take gud care of it better

than you do..."

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laughing isn't something

you do for fun. it is sometimes

a relief when you badly misses

someone. or an instant

escape when you're hurting

too much.

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 118

hold people like it's

the last time you'll

ever see them...

and when they go,

don't make reasons

for them to stay

make reasons 4 them

to return...

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there are things in our

life that aren't meant

to stay, sometimes

change may not what

we want, but sometimes

change is exactly what

we need

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PURPOSE-is still the

best driving force

to live...

coz when you have

reason to live, u

will never have a

reason to quit...

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Love Quotes Text Messages 138

it's easy 2 b der 4

sum1, f u knw dey

nid u....

wats hard is dat

ur olwyz available

4 dem, knowing

dat dey juz

remember u wen

dey need u!!!

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if living without

you is right...

then i chose

to be wrong

for the rest of

my life...

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"sometimes a love

wont let go, hard as

i try i know it shows"

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 117

i cud nvr chus wats

gud 4 u!!!!

neither i cud say

wat u shud do,

but rmember dat

wen d best things

r goin wrong...

"i will b dr 2 mke

u STRONG"

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Do u know what's

hard about being

too strong???

Nobody might

care to ask if

you're hurt...

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"it is better to end

something and start

another, than to

imprison yourself

in hoping for the

impossible"

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Love Quotes Text Messages 137

i want someone who will

find me in a crowded

place because he's totally

lost without me...

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he entered ma mind once,

since then he never comes

out!!! he's always been

dsturbing ma restless

mind!!! :-(

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if i would be given

a chance to make

a bill or law...

it would be,

THE RIGHT TO

HAVE YOU...

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 116

"There r 2 risons y we

lose important persons

in our lives.....

We lose them bcoz it's

bound to happen,

and

We lose them bcoz

we let it happen"

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sometimes, it only takes one

sweet tyt hug to wipe away

the anger from a painful

quarrel

true enough!!!

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the loud voice of a man

threatens and shocks

a woman...

but

the silence of a woman

tremendously shakes

the consciousness of

a man...

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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 61

"kapag tinanong ka ng

magulang mo kung ano

npapala mo sa kakainom

tanong mo rin kung

ano napapala nila

katatanong"

bwahahaha

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nranasan mo nba mgmahal

ng taong hndang tawirin

ang dagat at mga bundok

MAIWASAN KA LANG?

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Sa party nilapitan ng

gwapong lalaki ang 1

babae...

Lalaki: sasayaw ka ba?

Tuwang tuwa ang babae

na tumayo

Babae: yes!

Lalaki: buti naman

pa upo ha?..

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 85

2 killer

Nghulat sa ilang patyon.

Killer 1: pre dugaya pd

sa a2ng patyon oi

Killer 2: lagi pre! wa

untay nahitabo nya noh?

hmmmm...mabalaka

man pud ta!!!

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Big Mac, fillet o fish

quarter pounder,

french fries, icy cola

milk shake, sundae

and pineapple pie

mao ni ang PROPER

pg mgdula og kanang

hapak2x sa kamot

dli:

big makaleyo first,

pater pater french

fries, icy cola milk

shake, cindy is my apple pie

nai na igo diha???

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 115

PRAYER teaches us to wait

it clears our vision

it quites our hearts

it activates our faith

grow like the sunrise

humble like the sunset

God Bless!!!

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"Don't watch the clock...

Do what it does...

KEEP GOING ;-)"

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3 nice stories:

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain

On the day of prayer, all people gathered

and only one boy came with an umbrella

THAT'S FAITH

2. When you throw a baby in the air,

the baby laughs bcoz he/she knows

you will catch him/her.

THAT'S TRUST

3. Every night we go to bed, we have

no assurance that we will wake up

the next morning but still we have

plans for tomorrow .

THAT'S HOPE

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