Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 11

I saw sum1 at d mall,so cute,
smart looking,simple elegant &
luks lyk a clbrty.
kainis paglapit ko naun2g ako..
salamin pla.!

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frendz...luverz...txtm8z...skulm8z
clasm8z...cuzinz..2 ol my luv ones
ladies & gentlemen...(-0-)buhi pa ko!!!
la mo plano motxt?? unli koh..

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Arw-arw dming prblema
2mingin ako sa langit
sumigaw sna ma2tay nlng ako
sus nkt'an mn tkangbit2x ug red horse....
sumigaw uli ako lord tymsa
kadali ha! mo shot sah ko!...


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Food 4 d rich;
SUTUKIL
sugba tula kilaw;
Food 4 d poor:
GIPUSIL
ginasmus pus-an ug sili;
Food 4 d vry poor:
GITOOK
ginamus gi-tongtongan sa OK-OK

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Hikap
hikapa ug maau
gkan punoan hang2d 2moy
pug-a hinay hinay
pislit pislita
iti-on kung mugawas na
unya syagit

Ma!!! WALA na tay COLGATE!..

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Handa! awit sampung mga gorilya
nawala ang isa...
hinanap ko!
hinanap ko!
katxt ko lang pla!
Text mo sa iba pra mkabawi ka..ako nkabawi na...

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