Si teacher & Juan)
Teacher : Juan panu mu nagawa na ma perfect ang exam mo ha ??
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Juan : biLib kna nman skin ma'am??
Mata ko pa lng gnamit ko jan ha ?
panu pa kaya kng pati Utak ko na ..
hahaha .. kapal ng mukha ni Juan .. :D
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 118
Hindi naman talaga distansya ang nakakasira sa LONG DiSTANCE RELATiONSHiP..
Kundi ang kawalan ng TiWALA at mga MALiNG HiNALA ..
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Ang LOVE parang rental computer sa internet cafe
.
Kasi kahit iextend mo ng iextend yung time, darating din yung oras na matatapos ka at may uupong iba para palitan ka.
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sa pag ibig hindi importante ang KALAGAYAN , PAMANTAYAN , KAPURIHAN , KAPINTASAN , EDAD , TALINO , KASARIAN at ESTADO .
kasi pag nagmamahal ...
walang ANO ? , SINO ? . ILANG TAON ? ,SAAN ? , BAKIT ? at PAANO ? ...
ang importante ang nilalaman ng puso mo at hindi yung sinasabi ng ibang tao ....
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' MOVE ON '
sabi niLa madaLi Lang gawin
yun kung gugustuhin muh ..
madaLi nga ba ??
na kaLimutan ung feelings mo sa
taong minhaL mu ng sobra ?
na isipin na di na mauuLit ang
masasayang aLa.aLa ?
na araw.araw gigising ka na
maLungkot dahiL ang datinh
minahaL mu ay may mahaL
nang iba ?
na piLit mong tatanggapin
na di kayo para sa isa't isa ?
at umiyak naLang dahiL
aLam mong masaya sya
kahit waLa ka ?
madaLi nga ba ??
madaLi Lang sabihin na
mag.MOVE ON ..
pero once na ikaw
ang nasa sitwasyon
ung akaLa mung
madaLing gawin ..
nakakamatay gawin ..
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Kundi ang kawalan ng TiWALA at mga MALiNG HiNALA ..
__________________________________________
Ang LOVE parang rental computer sa internet cafe
.
Kasi kahit iextend mo ng iextend yung time, darating din yung oras na matatapos ka at may uupong iba para palitan ka.
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sa pag ibig hindi importante ang KALAGAYAN , PAMANTAYAN , KAPURIHAN , KAPINTASAN , EDAD , TALINO , KASARIAN at ESTADO .
kasi pag nagmamahal ...
walang ANO ? , SINO ? . ILANG TAON ? ,SAAN ? , BAKIT ? at PAANO ? ...
ang importante ang nilalaman ng puso mo at hindi yung sinasabi ng ibang tao ....
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' MOVE ON '
sabi niLa madaLi Lang gawin
yun kung gugustuhin muh ..
madaLi nga ba ??
na kaLimutan ung feelings mo sa
taong minhaL mu ng sobra ?
na isipin na di na mauuLit ang
masasayang aLa.aLa ?
na araw.araw gigising ka na
maLungkot dahiL ang datinh
minahaL mu ay may mahaL
nang iba ?
na piLit mong tatanggapin
na di kayo para sa isa't isa ?
at umiyak naLang dahiL
aLam mong masaya sya
kahit waLa ka ?
madaLi nga ba ??
madaLi Lang sabihin na
mag.MOVE ON ..
pero once na ikaw
ang nasa sitwasyon
ung akaLa mung
madaLing gawin ..
nakakamatay gawin ..
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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 57
Boy: daddy? how did I come into this world??
Dad: listen carefully..
mom & dad met each other in a cyber cafe...in the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom a big USB. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick... when dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use firewall...since it was too late to cancel or delete,nine months later we ended up w/ a virus...
...hahahah!
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Dad: listen carefully..
mom & dad met each other in a cyber cafe...in the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom a big USB. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick... when dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use firewall...since it was too late to cancel or delete,nine months later we ended up w/ a virus...
...hahahah!
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 194
I know that my life s a precious gift from God,
He can take my life anytime as he planned because I'm just living
not until 4 ever but 4 a BORROWED time, so while my time has not
yet ended, let me say I'M SORRY 4 d mistakes I've done & THANK U
4 being part of my wonderful borrowed time..
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God would rather have someone sitting in a bar, praying to Him in earnest than someone sitting in church thinking about his golf game.
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He can take my life anytime as he planned because I'm just living
not until 4 ever but 4 a BORROWED time, so while my time has not
yet ended, let me say I'M SORRY 4 d mistakes I've done & THANK U
4 being part of my wonderful borrowed time..
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God would rather have someone sitting in a bar, praying to Him in earnest than someone sitting in church thinking about his golf game.
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Sunday, August 28, 2011
Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 26
“I asked GOD to give me simple friends…
Tapos binigay ka niya..
Napasmile ako..
Si GOD talaga..
Simple lang hiningi ko…
Napakaspecial ng binigay Niya..”
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Love Quotes Text Messages 197
“Time changes and years passed but one thing will never changed, the happiness I feel coz in all the roads I come too, I took the one…
Where I meet you?”
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“Nobody can ever make you smile for no apparent reason, except for a person who’s always on your mind…”
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“There are moments in my life that I will always remember not because they were important, but because you were there.”
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Never cry for the person who hurt you.
Just smile and say:
“You’re just my some one, but not my only one.”
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Where I meet you?”
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“Nobody can ever make you smile for no apparent reason, except for a person who’s always on your mind…”
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“There are moments in my life that I will always remember not because they were important, but because you were there.”
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Never cry for the person who hurt you.
Just smile and say:
“You’re just my some one, but not my only one.”
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 193
“What would you feel if somebody will tell you these words?
I will not forget you.
I care for you.
You are mine.
I love you.
It feels great right?
You are remembered, cared, belonged, and loved…
These words are for you from: GOD
I care for you.
1 Peter 5:7
I will not forget you.
Isaiah 44:21
You are mine.
Isaiah 43:1
I love you.
Isaiah 43:4
It is wonderful to realize how sweet GOD is…”
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“Don’t depend so much on anyone in this world…
It is because even your own shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness.”
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“Everyone is not afraid of trying again. They’re just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason”
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“Doing something for GOD is a privilege, not a burden.
If GOD gives you an assignment, count yourself blessed that HE considered you faithful enough to trust you with it.”
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“Olive is crushed to make the best oils. Grapes are squeezed to make the finest wines.
Roses are pressed to make the most fragrant perfumes. Have you been crushed, squeezed and pressed by life’s trials and difficulties?
Be glad…”
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“For no matter how we hide, we can never run away from our Lord…”
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“Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you will always end up winning because life is an echo. It gives back to you what you have given. Stay nice even others not, even others cannot, even others do not, and even others will not.”
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“They say you can never love a person whom you’ve never seen I just smiled and said,
“I haven’t seen God but I love him”.”
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“The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything in life, perhaps there just well at making the best of most everything that brings along their way.”
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I will not forget you.
I care for you.
You are mine.
I love you.
It feels great right?
You are remembered, cared, belonged, and loved…
These words are for you from: GOD
I care for you.
1 Peter 5:7
I will not forget you.
Isaiah 44:21
You are mine.
Isaiah 43:1
I love you.
Isaiah 43:4
It is wonderful to realize how sweet GOD is…”
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“Don’t depend so much on anyone in this world…
It is because even your own shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness.”
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“Everyone is not afraid of trying again. They’re just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason”
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“Doing something for GOD is a privilege, not a burden.
If GOD gives you an assignment, count yourself blessed that HE considered you faithful enough to trust you with it.”
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“Olive is crushed to make the best oils. Grapes are squeezed to make the finest wines.
Roses are pressed to make the most fragrant perfumes. Have you been crushed, squeezed and pressed by life’s trials and difficulties?
Be glad…”
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“For no matter how we hide, we can never run away from our Lord…”
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“Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you will always end up winning because life is an echo. It gives back to you what you have given. Stay nice even others not, even others cannot, even others do not, and even others will not.”
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“They say you can never love a person whom you’ve never seen I just smiled and said,
“I haven’t seen God but I love him”.”
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“The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything in life, perhaps there just well at making the best of most everything that brings along their way.”
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 192
There a lot of things in this earth. But there is only one thing I want to stay in my heart forever: “It is the love of GOD that he always reminding me that I am his child…”
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“A smile makes us look younger, while prayer makes us looks stronger.”
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“I may have failed a dozen times, but one thing enabled me to run the race of life, it’s when I saw JESUS at the end line, inspiring me to move on…”
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“In facing life’s ups and downs, let’s always cling to GOD and dwell on His promises. Let us be like the finest bamboo, bending but not breaking…”
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“Cheating is bad, as all knows.
But do you know that cheating is good?
Yes, it’s true!
Cheating is really is good!
It is really good especially in taking away your integrity and trampling down the dignity you have.
Is that what you call success?
Meditate on it.”
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“Jesus is a friend who is close beside us.
Every tile we feel lost, His light will surely guide us and anywhere we go his love will always reach us…”
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“Everybody wants happiness, no one likes pain.
But how can you make a rainbow with little rain?”
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“Time is the most valuable resource a student has.
Don’t waste time; time lost is never found again.”
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“No matter what we do, nothing profits without love.”
1 Corinthians 13:3
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“I’ve committed a lot of mistakes in my life, I’m not a perfect person, but I’m trying to be. But, there’s one thing I did right…that is when I followed GOD in my heart…”
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Hearing music tells you that the music is playing but listening tells you what the songs is saying…
There are times we hear but we forget to listen.
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“A smile makes us look younger, while prayer makes us looks stronger.”
_______________________________________________
“I may have failed a dozen times, but one thing enabled me to run the race of life, it’s when I saw JESUS at the end line, inspiring me to move on…”
_______________________________________________
“In facing life’s ups and downs, let’s always cling to GOD and dwell on His promises. Let us be like the finest bamboo, bending but not breaking…”
_______________________________________________
“Cheating is bad, as all knows.
But do you know that cheating is good?
Yes, it’s true!
Cheating is really is good!
It is really good especially in taking away your integrity and trampling down the dignity you have.
Is that what you call success?
Meditate on it.”
__________________________________________________
“Jesus is a friend who is close beside us.
Every tile we feel lost, His light will surely guide us and anywhere we go his love will always reach us…”
__________________________________________________
“Everybody wants happiness, no one likes pain.
But how can you make a rainbow with little rain?”
___________________________________________________
“Time is the most valuable resource a student has.
Don’t waste time; time lost is never found again.”
___________________________________________________
“No matter what we do, nothing profits without love.”
1 Corinthians 13:3
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“I’ve committed a lot of mistakes in my life, I’m not a perfect person, but I’m trying to be. But, there’s one thing I did right…that is when I followed GOD in my heart…”
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Hearing music tells you that the music is playing but listening tells you what the songs is saying…
There are times we hear but we forget to listen.
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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 56
Teacher: why are u talking during my discussion?
Student: then, why are teaching during my conversation?
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Student: then, why are teaching during my conversation?
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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 16
“sundin mo ang utos ng mga mas nakakatanda sayo..
Para pagtanda mo sundin ka din ng mga mas bata pa sa iyo...
Basta tama hah..”
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Para pagtanda mo sundin ka din ng mga mas bata pa sa iyo...
Basta tama hah..”
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 93
“Lito: bakit may tali ka sa paa?
Pedro: gusto ko nang mamatay!! Magbibigti ako!
Lito: bat sa paa? Dapat sa leeg!
Pedro:sinusubukan ko na sa leeg kanina, kaso hindi ako makahinga eh..
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Teacher: are you late?
Pupil: nawalan kasi ng five hundred pesos ung lalake maam eh.
Teacher: ah, tinulungan mo siyang hanapin ang nawala niyang pera?
Pupil:hnd po! Tinapakan ko po ung five hundred pesos niya po hanggang sa umalis siya..
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Pedro: gusto ko nang mamatay!! Magbibigti ako!
Lito: bat sa paa? Dapat sa leeg!
Pedro:sinusubukan ko na sa leeg kanina, kaso hindi ako makahinga eh..
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Teacher: are you late?
Pupil: nawalan kasi ng five hundred pesos ung lalake maam eh.
Teacher: ah, tinulungan mo siyang hanapin ang nawala niyang pera?
Pupil:hnd po! Tinapakan ko po ung five hundred pesos niya po hanggang sa umalis siya..
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 117
“masasabi mo bang mayabang ako?
Kung ekaw ang ipinagmamalaki ko?”
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“Bago mo sabihin na ayaw mo sa kanya cguraduhin mo munang handa ka nang Makita siya na hawak ng iba…”
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“di naman talaga dapat maging attitude ng mag EX
Na di magpansinan after their formal break up..
Bakit?
Wala na bang space for friendship?
Tandaan:
Ang yelo pag naging tubig pwede maging yelo ulet
“MOVE ON” but “DON’T MOVE AWAY”
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Because wrong thought can create misunderstanding…”
“ang utak ay ginagamit para magtalino..
At puso naman ay ginagamit para magmahal…
Kaya dapat pagsamahin mo ang utak mo at puso mo..
Para tawagin kang isang….
“wise lover…”
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Girl:10 years from now, magkasintahan pa ba tayo?
Boy: hmm, 10 years? Malay mo…
Pareho na tayo na apleyedo…
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“may minamahal ako pero iniwan niya ako.
Syempre masakit,
Hinabol ko siya sabi ko,
Mahal kita at kailangan kita.
Alam mo sabi niya?
“if you need me, I need someone too and sorry but it’s not you…”
Ang sakit diba?
It hurts talaga!
Pero one day,
Bumalik siya, sabi niya..
“sorry kung nasaktan kita, nandito na uli ako, para mahalin ka.”
Sabi ko naman,
“if you need me,I need someome too and I’m sorry coz this time, it’s not already you.”
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“Kapag gusto mong iwan ang isang tao, seguraduhin mong hindi na xa masasaktan..”
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Girl: malupit ba ako?
Boy: (sinabayan lang ang sinabi ng girl) ou.. malupit ka..
Girl: wag mo kasi akong saktan eh..
Boy: ou sorry na..
Girl: (parang hindi alam ang sinasabi) pero pag saktan mo pa ako saka na lang pag makakita na ako ng iba hah..
Boy: anlupit moh!
Girl: kaya nga eh.. malupit ba ako..
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“Ang taong talagang tapat magmahal ay di dapat sinasaktan...
dahil pag oras na nasaktan sila..
fifty, fifty na ang
“tiwala nila”..
Kaya wag mong sayangin kahit
70 percent lang ang tiwala nila sa mga sinasabi mo…”
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“My friend asked me,
“mahal lo pa ba siya?”
Then I replied, “Sobra!”
My friend asked me again,
“Bakit di mo siya ipaglaban?”
I just whispered,
“Masaya na siya eh guguluhin ko pa ba?”
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“May mga taomg kaibigan ka pag kaharap pero pag nakatalikod ka, matagal ka na palang pinapangrap…”
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“Mapagod man akong mahalin ka. Kunting pahinga lang, mamahalin ulit kita.”
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“Kung ekaw ay “isang piso”,
At ako ay isang libo,
kapag ekaw ay mawawala,
hindi na ako kumpleto.”
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“Nung naging close kami sabi ko sa kanya walang mai-inmove hah?
Ngumiti siya at nangako pero dumating ung time na ako ang nahulog sa kanya..
Magtatapat na sana ako, kaso sabi niya
“Friend inlove ako.. pero promise hindi sayo..”
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Kung ekaw ang ipinagmamalaki ko?”
________________________________________
“Bago mo sabihin na ayaw mo sa kanya cguraduhin mo munang handa ka nang Makita siya na hawak ng iba…”
________________________________________
“di naman talaga dapat maging attitude ng mag EX
Na di magpansinan after their formal break up..
Bakit?
Wala na bang space for friendship?
Tandaan:
Ang yelo pag naging tubig pwede maging yelo ulet
“MOVE ON” but “DON’T MOVE AWAY”
________________________________________
Because wrong thought can create misunderstanding…”
“ang utak ay ginagamit para magtalino..
At puso naman ay ginagamit para magmahal…
Kaya dapat pagsamahin mo ang utak mo at puso mo..
Para tawagin kang isang….
“wise lover…”
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Girl:10 years from now, magkasintahan pa ba tayo?
Boy: hmm, 10 years? Malay mo…
Pareho na tayo na apleyedo…
_________________________________________
“may minamahal ako pero iniwan niya ako.
Syempre masakit,
Hinabol ko siya sabi ko,
Mahal kita at kailangan kita.
Alam mo sabi niya?
“if you need me, I need someone too and sorry but it’s not you…”
Ang sakit diba?
It hurts talaga!
Pero one day,
Bumalik siya, sabi niya..
“sorry kung nasaktan kita, nandito na uli ako, para mahalin ka.”
Sabi ko naman,
“if you need me,I need someome too and I’m sorry coz this time, it’s not already you.”
__________________________________________________
“Kapag gusto mong iwan ang isang tao, seguraduhin mong hindi na xa masasaktan..”
__________________________________________________
Girl: malupit ba ako?
Boy: (sinabayan lang ang sinabi ng girl) ou.. malupit ka..
Girl: wag mo kasi akong saktan eh..
Boy: ou sorry na..
Girl: (parang hindi alam ang sinasabi) pero pag saktan mo pa ako saka na lang pag makakita na ako ng iba hah..
Boy: anlupit moh!
Girl: kaya nga eh.. malupit ba ako..
___________________________________________________
“Ang taong talagang tapat magmahal ay di dapat sinasaktan...
dahil pag oras na nasaktan sila..
fifty, fifty na ang
“tiwala nila”..
Kaya wag mong sayangin kahit
70 percent lang ang tiwala nila sa mga sinasabi mo…”
_____________________________________________________
“My friend asked me,
“mahal lo pa ba siya?”
Then I replied, “Sobra!”
My friend asked me again,
“Bakit di mo siya ipaglaban?”
I just whispered,
“Masaya na siya eh guguluhin ko pa ba?”
_______________________________________________________
“May mga taomg kaibigan ka pag kaharap pero pag nakatalikod ka, matagal ka na palang pinapangrap…”
________________________________________________________
“Mapagod man akong mahalin ka. Kunting pahinga lang, mamahalin ulit kita.”
_________________________________________________________
“Kung ekaw ay “isang piso”,
At ako ay isang libo,
kapag ekaw ay mawawala,
hindi na ako kumpleto.”
__________________________________________________________
“Nung naging close kami sabi ko sa kanya walang mai-inmove hah?
Ngumiti siya at nangako pero dumating ung time na ako ang nahulog sa kanya..
Magtatapat na sana ako, kaso sabi niya
“Friend inlove ako.. pero promise hindi sayo..”
__________________________________________________________
Friendship Quotes Text Messages 73
“A friend defines the real meaning of friendship. It isn’t not based on how many secrets you share, isn’t how you will get along nor how much you like each other, isn’t how people see you together, but it appreciate the differences, the gaps, the hindrances, the trials, and still a friend locks at you, straight from the heart…
Without hatred,
Without judgment,
Without envy,
Without criticisms,
It is only pure acceptance and respect that’s the perfect meaning of friendship.”
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“Never walk away from true friends. When you see some mistakes, be patient and realize that nobody is perfect. I am not perfect but I can always be a real friend.”
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“Sometimes, friends are separated by priorities, by distance, by differences and pride but no matter how far and different we are, I’ll always be the friend you’ve known from the start.”
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Without hatred,
Without judgment,
Without envy,
Without criticisms,
It is only pure acceptance and respect that’s the perfect meaning of friendship.”
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“Never walk away from true friends. When you see some mistakes, be patient and realize that nobody is perfect. I am not perfect but I can always be a real friend.”
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“Sometimes, friends are separated by priorities, by distance, by differences and pride but no matter how far and different we are, I’ll always be the friend you’ve known from the start.”
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Love Quotes Text Messages 196
“Do you know why boys are meant to be taller than girls?
For that they can hug their girl completely.
Do you know why girls are meant to be shorter?
So that when they are hugged they can hear the heart that beats only for them…”
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“Sometimes you have to give up everything, not because of love, but because of hold up.”
______________________________________________
“When you are in a relationship, you only have two possible destinations.
It is either break up or get married.
If you don’t want to break up, then be ready to marry that person. If you’re not yet ready to marry, then the relationship is useless. Better stay single and wait for the right time and for the right person whom you’ll choose to be with forever.”
_______________________________________________
“What I have learned in life?
Love but leave something for yourself.
Fight but learn to let go.
Cry but try to move on.
And most all don’t over use your heart in loving someone.
Sometimes we need to use our brain to stop the pain.”
_______________________________________________
THE HUMAN PHILOSOPHY:
“Why do we always reject those who love us, and love someone who doesn’t love us in the first place?”
Answer:
“Unconsciously, we enjoy being hurt.”
Sigmund Freud.
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“LOVE”
It is a simple word that we can hear in everyday…
But it is a word that has a deepest meaning that we can’t measure.”
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In personal relationship:
“Boys and girls please check the heart of your beloved one if the thought you have for them was right, before you move to another step just to make all well…
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“What could be the sweetest scene you could ever witness on earth?
It’s watching the one you love sleeping and keeps saying your name.”
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“The worst thing in relationship is when he is still stay with you, while he already find another one.”
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“Time decides whom you meet in your life, your heart decides whom you wan t in your life…but your behavior decides who will stay in your life…”
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“The best part of being in love is mot being together everyday.
But being assured that even you’re miles away, he/she always is in love with you and only you.”
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“There’s nothing more painful in this world rather than letting go of the person you loved the most.
Letting go doesn’t always mean you don’t love the person.
Sometimes, you just have to let them go to teach them how to completely commit with you. But the hardest thing is they never learn and never come.”
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“If we really want to love we learn how to forgive.”
-Mother Theresa-
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“Some people are sweet at first, always has time for you at first and serious at first.
But why do some people change after you love them so much?
Maybe all moments only happen at first but never last…”
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“Never court a girl if you can’t love her until all tomorrows end. Never go into a relationship if you can’t handle the strongest storm and the tightest schedule.
REMEMBER:
Girls are not toys. Love is not a game. If you can’t stand a woman’s moodiness and woman’s questions, don’t court one. Never blame a girl for loving you too much. Because in case you forgot, “Who courted?”.”
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“If I would be one of your muscles, I’ll be your zygomaticus minor…
Why?
Coz I wanna be a muscles responsible for your smile.”
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“If only someone could show me the kind of care I’ve been wishing for…
If only someone could give me the kind of sweetness I’ve been hoping for…
If only someone could give me the kind of LOVE I’ve been praying for…
Then maybe, just maybe, I’ll finally allow myself to fall in love completely.”
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For that they can hug their girl completely.
Do you know why girls are meant to be shorter?
So that when they are hugged they can hear the heart that beats only for them…”
______________________________________________
“Sometimes you have to give up everything, not because of love, but because of hold up.”
______________________________________________
“When you are in a relationship, you only have two possible destinations.
It is either break up or get married.
If you don’t want to break up, then be ready to marry that person. If you’re not yet ready to marry, then the relationship is useless. Better stay single and wait for the right time and for the right person whom you’ll choose to be with forever.”
_______________________________________________
“What I have learned in life?
Love but leave something for yourself.
Fight but learn to let go.
Cry but try to move on.
And most all don’t over use your heart in loving someone.
Sometimes we need to use our brain to stop the pain.”
_______________________________________________
THE HUMAN PHILOSOPHY:
“Why do we always reject those who love us, and love someone who doesn’t love us in the first place?”
Answer:
“Unconsciously, we enjoy being hurt.”
Sigmund Freud.
______________________________________________
“LOVE”
It is a simple word that we can hear in everyday…
But it is a word that has a deepest meaning that we can’t measure.”
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In personal relationship:
“Boys and girls please check the heart of your beloved one if the thought you have for them was right, before you move to another step just to make all well…
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“What could be the sweetest scene you could ever witness on earth?
It’s watching the one you love sleeping and keeps saying your name.”
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“The worst thing in relationship is when he is still stay with you, while he already find another one.”
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“Time decides whom you meet in your life, your heart decides whom you wan t in your life…but your behavior decides who will stay in your life…”
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“The best part of being in love is mot being together everyday.
But being assured that even you’re miles away, he/she always is in love with you and only you.”
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“There’s nothing more painful in this world rather than letting go of the person you loved the most.
Letting go doesn’t always mean you don’t love the person.
Sometimes, you just have to let them go to teach them how to completely commit with you. But the hardest thing is they never learn and never come.”
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“If we really want to love we learn how to forgive.”
-Mother Theresa-
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“Some people are sweet at first, always has time for you at first and serious at first.
But why do some people change after you love them so much?
Maybe all moments only happen at first but never last…”
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“Never court a girl if you can’t love her until all tomorrows end. Never go into a relationship if you can’t handle the strongest storm and the tightest schedule.
REMEMBER:
Girls are not toys. Love is not a game. If you can’t stand a woman’s moodiness and woman’s questions, don’t court one. Never blame a girl for loving you too much. Because in case you forgot, “Who courted?”.”
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“If I would be one of your muscles, I’ll be your zygomaticus minor…
Why?
Coz I wanna be a muscles responsible for your smile.”
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“If only someone could show me the kind of care I’ve been wishing for…
If only someone could give me the kind of sweetness I’ve been hoping for…
If only someone could give me the kind of LOVE I’ve been praying for…
Then maybe, just maybe, I’ll finally allow myself to fall in love completely.”
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 191
“Maturity is not measured by your age, but rather by your deeper understanding of the things that is happening in your life.”
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“Sometimes, jealous is the reason why the relationship are breaking because they losses their trust with each other and their understanding became complicated. And sometimes also, jealous is the only way to prove that your love one has truly in love with you.”
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“One day you were crossing a bridge with GOD, you were scared so you asked GOD,
“Can I hold your hand so I won’t fall into the river?”
The GOD said, “No child, I should hold your hand.”
WISDOM:
Because our GOD is faithful and HE answers every prayer more than we say
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“An evangelist is like a beggar sharing to another food.”
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“Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now, because past never comes back, but sometimes future gives back what you have lost.”
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“A perfect someone only exist in dreams. But in reality we should learn to appreciate the real someone it may not be the one we expect, but someone we deserve.”
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Thought for the whole life:
“Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice.”
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“You can’t be right by doing wrong and you can’t be wrong by doing right.”
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“Jesus is a friend who is close besides us.
Every time we feel lost, his light will surely guide us and anywhere we go His love will always reach us.”
_____________________________________________
“Our life is full of trials, problems, sacrifices and pain.”
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Life is like this:
It can never be absolutely happy.
It can never be perfectly made.
It will always have it twists and turns, ups and downs as well it will make us strong and have faith.
Sometimes, it makes us crazy and suffers, but it will make us stand and learn, that no matter how difficult it is, there will always be many reasons.”
______________________________________________
“Tears are one of the most meaningful liquid”
You want to know why?
Because out of many liquids here in the world, only tears can explain the real meaning of pain…”
_______________________________________________
“People who hate you are just confused admirers, because they can’t figure out why everyone likes you”
_____________________________________________
“GOD will never leave you empty. He will always replace whatever you’ve lost. If he asks you to put something down, it’s because he wants you to pick up something better.”
______________________________________________
We belong to JESUS so we are the Children of GOD…”
_______________________________________________
There a lot of things in this earth. But there is only one thing I want to stay in my heart forever: “It is the love of GOD that he always reminding me that I am his child…”
_______________________________________________
__________________________________________
“Sometimes, jealous is the reason why the relationship are breaking because they losses their trust with each other and their understanding became complicated. And sometimes also, jealous is the only way to prove that your love one has truly in love with you.”
____________________________________________
“One day you were crossing a bridge with GOD, you were scared so you asked GOD,
“Can I hold your hand so I won’t fall into the river?”
The GOD said, “No child, I should hold your hand.”
WISDOM:
Because our GOD is faithful and HE answers every prayer more than we say
___________________________________________
“An evangelist is like a beggar sharing to another food.”
____________________________________________
“Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now, because past never comes back, but sometimes future gives back what you have lost.”
_____________________________________________
“A perfect someone only exist in dreams. But in reality we should learn to appreciate the real someone it may not be the one we expect, but someone we deserve.”
_____________________________________________
Thought for the whole life:
“Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice.”
_____________________________________________
“You can’t be right by doing wrong and you can’t be wrong by doing right.”
_____________________________________________
“Jesus is a friend who is close besides us.
Every time we feel lost, his light will surely guide us and anywhere we go His love will always reach us.”
_____________________________________________
“Our life is full of trials, problems, sacrifices and pain.”
_______________________________________________
Life is like this:
It can never be absolutely happy.
It can never be perfectly made.
It will always have it twists and turns, ups and downs as well it will make us strong and have faith.
Sometimes, it makes us crazy and suffers, but it will make us stand and learn, that no matter how difficult it is, there will always be many reasons.”
______________________________________________
“Tears are one of the most meaningful liquid”
You want to know why?
Because out of many liquids here in the world, only tears can explain the real meaning of pain…”
_______________________________________________
“People who hate you are just confused admirers, because they can’t figure out why everyone likes you”
_____________________________________________
“GOD will never leave you empty. He will always replace whatever you’ve lost. If he asks you to put something down, it’s because he wants you to pick up something better.”
______________________________________________
We belong to JESUS so we are the Children of GOD…”
_______________________________________________
There a lot of things in this earth. But there is only one thing I want to stay in my heart forever: “It is the love of GOD that he always reminding me that I am his child…”
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 18
“Delight yourself in the LORD and HE will give you the desire of your heart.”
Psalm 37:4
Pangarap ko din ang taong:
-ako ang taong gugustuhin niya…
-ung suplado sa iba dahil alam niyang magseselos ako.
-ung walang ibang bukam bibig kundi pangalan ko.
-umg hindi kayakg matulog hanggat galit ako.
-ung tao na hindi ako bibigyan ng dahilan para magduda.
-ung taong may pangarap para sa aming dalawa.
at ang pinakagusto ko
-ung taong di alam ang salitang sorry dahil di niya kayang masaktan ako..
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Psalm 37:4
Pangarap ko din ang taong:
-ako ang taong gugustuhin niya…
-ung suplado sa iba dahil alam niyang magseselos ako.
-ung walang ibang bukam bibig kundi pangalan ko.
-umg hindi kayakg matulog hanggat galit ako.
-ung tao na hindi ako bibigyan ng dahilan para magduda.
-ung taong may pangarap para sa aming dalawa.
at ang pinakagusto ko
-ung taong di alam ang salitang sorry dahil di niya kayang masaktan ako..
_____________________________________________________
Love Quotes Text Messages 194
“No matter how many people you let to enter your heart, there is still a spot reserved for someone you are willing to wait until the sun dies…”
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“Always use heart in loving someone, because it’s the only accurate instrument.
Our heart knows how to start, but only brain knows when to stop. If you survive the pain, the happiness is satisfying…”
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“Always use heart in loving someone, because it’s the only accurate instrument.
Our heart knows how to start, but only brain knows when to stop. If you survive the pain, the happiness is satisfying…”
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Love Story Quotes Text Messages 5
“Damn Story:
The first time I saw him I told myself,
“mamahalin din ako nito..”
Until that we became friends and learned how to fall in love.
We share happy moments, playing our favorite songs…
Until the best time came that the unexpected feelings grows.
But my family against with him, and we decided to settle down our relationship.
By time to time I finally knew the reason, I let the emotion kill on me, because of the reason he is…
My first love, first kiss, and the worst thing is he is my “half brother”…”
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The first time I saw him I told myself,
“mamahalin din ako nito..”
Until that we became friends and learned how to fall in love.
We share happy moments, playing our favorite songs…
Until the best time came that the unexpected feelings grows.
But my family against with him, and we decided to settle down our relationship.
By time to time I finally knew the reason, I let the emotion kill on me, because of the reason he is…
My first love, first kiss, and the worst thing is he is my “half brother”…”
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 116
Gusto kung ipaglaban ka,
Gusto kung ako lage ang nasa tabi mo.
Gusto kung ipadama mahal kita.
Pero paano kung d mo ko bibigyan ng karapatan?
Dahil para sayo
Ako’y isang “txtmate lang”.
______________________________________________________
Sino pipiliin mo?
Yung “ABOGADO” na handing ipagtanggol ang puso mo?
O “DOKTOR” na kayang gamotin ang sugat ng puso mo?
O yung “GURO” na kayang turuan ang puso mo kung paano magmahal ulit?
O yung “BASURIRO” na handang pulutin ka kapag tinapon ka ng taong Mahal mo?
_____________________________________________________
“Looking for the right person is like looking for healthy food,
Hindi kailangang maganda basta good for heart…”
_____________________________________________________
Close pa ba tayo?
Di ka kasi nagparamdam,
miss na kasi kita,
sana ekaw rin
miss mo ako. Basta pag may time ka,
paramdam ka naman,
para alam ko kung may halaga pa ba ako sayo.
______________________________________________________
Nakilala kita ng
“basta na lang”
Naging txtmate kita ng
“basta na lang”
Naging close tayo ng
“basta na lang”
Kaya, para sa akin
Di kita hahayaang mawala..
“ng basta na lang”
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Pinilit kung wag matext
dahil alam ko istorbo lang ako
pero talagang d ko matiis..
na d ka kumustahin!
magalit ka na
pero
patawad
miss lang kita!
________________________________________________________
“Kahit anung ganda ng text ang ipatama mo sa kanya,
kung di ka naman mahalaga sa kanya di ka talaga niya rereplyan kahit na unli pa siya..”
_________________________________________________________
“Kapag daw ang mahal mo ay,
-nakikialam:
Concern lang siya..
-nagtatampo:
Pasalamat ka!
-nagseselos:
Mapalad ka!
-nagagalit sa iyo:
Matuwa ka!
Kasi dun mo daw malalaman na mahal ka niya, kung hindi siya nagkakaganyan?
Pwess simulan mo nang magtaka!haha
______________________________________________________
“Wag kang magseryoso sa taong hindi naman interesado sayo,
Para ka lang nagpagod na maperfect ang isang quiz na hindi naman recorded.”
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Simple lang naman ang gusto ko sa taong mamahalin ko..
-gusto ko ung taong mas gusto
makasama ako kay sa ibang tao..
-ung taong marunong umunawa sa mood ko..
-ung kayang sakayan mga biro ko.
-un bang marunong magpakita kung
wala sa kanya ang oras ko.
-ung marunong magalit pag pasaway ako.
-at higit sa lahat
ung hindi niya ako isasabay sa iba dahil alam niyang
masasaktan ako.
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Give meaning:
I-just want you to know
L-abis kitang mahal.
O-ver night kitang iniisip.
V-ery close ka sa puso ko.
E-wan ko kung bakit.
Y-ou are the one pero
O-ras na ewan mo ko
U-ubusin ko ang luha ko para sayo.
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Gusto kung ako lage ang nasa tabi mo.
Gusto kung ipadama mahal kita.
Pero paano kung d mo ko bibigyan ng karapatan?
Dahil para sayo
Ako’y isang “txtmate lang”.
______________________________________________________
Sino pipiliin mo?
Yung “ABOGADO” na handing ipagtanggol ang puso mo?
O “DOKTOR” na kayang gamotin ang sugat ng puso mo?
O yung “GURO” na kayang turuan ang puso mo kung paano magmahal ulit?
O yung “BASURIRO” na handang pulutin ka kapag tinapon ka ng taong Mahal mo?
_____________________________________________________
“Looking for the right person is like looking for healthy food,
Hindi kailangang maganda basta good for heart…”
_____________________________________________________
Close pa ba tayo?
Di ka kasi nagparamdam,
miss na kasi kita,
sana ekaw rin
miss mo ako. Basta pag may time ka,
paramdam ka naman,
para alam ko kung may halaga pa ba ako sayo.
______________________________________________________
Nakilala kita ng
“basta na lang”
Naging txtmate kita ng
“basta na lang”
Naging close tayo ng
“basta na lang”
Kaya, para sa akin
Di kita hahayaang mawala..
“ng basta na lang”
______________________________________________________
Pinilit kung wag matext
dahil alam ko istorbo lang ako
pero talagang d ko matiis..
na d ka kumustahin!
magalit ka na
pero
patawad
miss lang kita!
________________________________________________________
“Kahit anung ganda ng text ang ipatama mo sa kanya,
kung di ka naman mahalaga sa kanya di ka talaga niya rereplyan kahit na unli pa siya..”
_________________________________________________________
“Kapag daw ang mahal mo ay,
-nakikialam:
Concern lang siya..
-nagtatampo:
Pasalamat ka!
-nagseselos:
Mapalad ka!
-nagagalit sa iyo:
Matuwa ka!
Kasi dun mo daw malalaman na mahal ka niya, kung hindi siya nagkakaganyan?
Pwess simulan mo nang magtaka!haha
______________________________________________________
“Wag kang magseryoso sa taong hindi naman interesado sayo,
Para ka lang nagpagod na maperfect ang isang quiz na hindi naman recorded.”
______________________________________________________
Simple lang naman ang gusto ko sa taong mamahalin ko..
-gusto ko ung taong mas gusto
makasama ako kay sa ibang tao..
-ung taong marunong umunawa sa mood ko..
-ung kayang sakayan mga biro ko.
-un bang marunong magpakita kung
wala sa kanya ang oras ko.
-ung marunong magalit pag pasaway ako.
-at higit sa lahat
ung hindi niya ako isasabay sa iba dahil alam niyang
masasaktan ako.
_______________________________________________________
Give meaning:
I-just want you to know
L-abis kitang mahal.
O-ver night kitang iniisip.
V-ery close ka sa puso ko.
E-wan ko kung bakit.
Y-ou are the one pero
O-ras na ewan mo ko
U-ubusin ko ang luha ko para sayo.
_______________________________________________
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 190
“Believe that things are going to change for the better even if you’re in pain.
It is not because you deserve it nor it’s your fortune; but simply because God loves you that much.”
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“God loves you infinitely more than you can imagine…”
____________________________________________
“Learn to enjoy the moment until it last, for you’ll never know until when it will be there… Because not all good things and good people last forever…”
____________________________________________
“If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces…never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.”
That’s the beauty of being alive---we can always start all over again.
Enjoy GOD wonderful opportunities bestowed on us…”
___________________________________________
“When times are difficult, remember that no pain comes without a purpose.”
____________________________________________
“Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost.
So when someone spends it for you, it depend the depth of care they have for you.”
_____________________________________________
“Revenge is not good things to do.
If we get hurt don’t put it too much in our heart, we should realize that it should have hurting time…because no one knows to be strong without pain…”
____________________________________________
“Morning is like a new sheet paper symbolize new life,
New hope,
And a new beginning…”
____________________________________________
“As long as GOD rules in your heart and as long as long as goodness resides in your soul, no sadness can ever harm you. Life will always be beautiful…”
“If you want to find true love just learn how to wait and try to appreciate a person around you that makes you happy…”
____________________________________________
Letter “E” is the most unfortunate character of the alphabets.
It is forever in the word “DEPT”.
It is never out in the word “DANGER”.
And it is ion the word “HELL” at all the time.
But notice the letter “E” is never in the word “WAR”, and always in “PEACE”.
It is the beginning of the “EXISTENCE”, and the end of “TROUBLE”.
Just imagine if there’s no letter “E” there’s no words:
LIFE
WATER
FIRE
EARTH
HEART
LOVE
HEAVEN
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“PROBLEMS are not the reasons to give-up, but a challenge to improve ourselves; not an excuse to back-out, but an inspiration to move forward.”
__________________________________________________
It is not because you deserve it nor it’s your fortune; but simply because God loves you that much.”
____________________________________________
“God loves you infinitely more than you can imagine…”
____________________________________________
“Learn to enjoy the moment until it last, for you’ll never know until when it will be there… Because not all good things and good people last forever…”
____________________________________________
“If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces…never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.”
That’s the beauty of being alive---we can always start all over again.
Enjoy GOD wonderful opportunities bestowed on us…”
___________________________________________
“When times are difficult, remember that no pain comes without a purpose.”
____________________________________________
“Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost.
So when someone spends it for you, it depend the depth of care they have for you.”
_____________________________________________
“Revenge is not good things to do.
If we get hurt don’t put it too much in our heart, we should realize that it should have hurting time…because no one knows to be strong without pain…”
____________________________________________
“Morning is like a new sheet paper symbolize new life,
New hope,
And a new beginning…”
____________________________________________
“As long as GOD rules in your heart and as long as long as goodness resides in your soul, no sadness can ever harm you. Life will always be beautiful…”
“If you want to find true love just learn how to wait and try to appreciate a person around you that makes you happy…”
____________________________________________
Letter “E” is the most unfortunate character of the alphabets.
It is forever in the word “DEPT”.
It is never out in the word “DANGER”.
And it is ion the word “HELL” at all the time.
But notice the letter “E” is never in the word “WAR”, and always in “PEACE”.
It is the beginning of the “EXISTENCE”, and the end of “TROUBLE”.
Just imagine if there’s no letter “E” there’s no words:
LIFE
WATER
FIRE
EARTH
HEART
LOVE
HEAVEN
___________________________________________________
“PROBLEMS are not the reasons to give-up, but a challenge to improve ourselves; not an excuse to back-out, but an inspiration to move forward.”
__________________________________________________
Love Quotes Text Messages 193
“If forgiveness and acceptance are always there in your heart, then, it will always be easy for you to smile again no matters how it hurts…”
_______________________________________
“I can always take care of my self, but I still want to meet a person who can take care of me, much more than I do.”
________________________________________
“According to studies, the more the person makes you laugh, the more the tendency that you get attracted and fall that person.”
__________________________________________
There were times I tried to forget you, but sad to say I can’t, because the more I try to, the more it made me miss you. Now, tell me how I can make you miss me the way I miss you.”
__________________________________________
Happiness start with,
One person,
One word,
One joke,
One text,
One phone call,
One song,
And it will stop with one mistake.
__________________________________________
“We get hurt the moment we start to care and they start to care the moment they realized we’re hurt…”
___________________________________________
“It’s sweet when someone knows every detail of you. Not because you keep on reminding them, but because they pay attention to you.”
___________________________________________
“Missing someone is not about how long it has been since you’ve seen them or the amount of time since you’ve talk. It’s about that very moment when you’re doing something and wishing they were right there with you.”
_________________________________________
“There are person you talk and laugh with everyday, yet it ends there; but there those whom you rarely talk too much and rarely see, yet you know that there’s the ones worth keeping.”
________________________________________
“Someone who makes more efforts to have you is someone who didn’t want to lose you…”
_________________________________________
“Two persons will be together if they have more similarities of there attitudes…”
________________________________________
“Words and hearts should be handled with care. For wrong words spoken and weak hearts broke are the hardest thin to repair…”
______________________________________
“You know what a broken destiny is?
It’s when two people love each other but for sole reason they can’t be together…”
_______________________________________
“How will you know that someone is one for you?
It’s like finding the edge of scotch tape; you don’t need to see it you just have to feel it.”
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
“I can always take care of my self, but I still want to meet a person who can take care of me, much more than I do.”
________________________________________
“According to studies, the more the person makes you laugh, the more the tendency that you get attracted and fall that person.”
__________________________________________
There were times I tried to forget you, but sad to say I can’t, because the more I try to, the more it made me miss you. Now, tell me how I can make you miss me the way I miss you.”
__________________________________________
Happiness start with,
One person,
One word,
One joke,
One text,
One phone call,
One song,
And it will stop with one mistake.
__________________________________________
“We get hurt the moment we start to care and they start to care the moment they realized we’re hurt…”
___________________________________________
“It’s sweet when someone knows every detail of you. Not because you keep on reminding them, but because they pay attention to you.”
___________________________________________
“Missing someone is not about how long it has been since you’ve seen them or the amount of time since you’ve talk. It’s about that very moment when you’re doing something and wishing they were right there with you.”
_________________________________________
“There are person you talk and laugh with everyday, yet it ends there; but there those whom you rarely talk too much and rarely see, yet you know that there’s the ones worth keeping.”
________________________________________
“Someone who makes more efforts to have you is someone who didn’t want to lose you…”
_________________________________________
“Two persons will be together if they have more similarities of there attitudes…”
________________________________________
“Words and hearts should be handled with care. For wrong words spoken and weak hearts broke are the hardest thin to repair…”
______________________________________
“You know what a broken destiny is?
It’s when two people love each other but for sole reason they can’t be together…”
_______________________________________
“How will you know that someone is one for you?
It’s like finding the edge of scotch tape; you don’t need to see it you just have to feel it.”
_______________________________________
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 92
LASING nakakita ng mataba na babae may dalang tuta:
Lasing:san ka nakabili ng baboy nay an?
Babae: anung baboy? Tuta kaya ito!!
Lasing: ang tuta ang kinakausap ko! Hindi ekaw!!
______________________________________________
Student: Sir, kumusta po ang grades ko??
Teacher: aba iha! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo..
Student: talaga po? Wow naman!..
Teacher: ou, parang bagong rebond.. BAGSAK NA BAGSAK!
__________________________________________________
Pedro:anu ulam ninyo?
Juan:Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
Pedro:wow! Ang sarap naman nun.anu un?
Juan:talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.kayo anu ulam ninyo?
Pedro:fish fillet de el nenyo.
Juan:wow susyal! Anu yun?
Pedro:tuyo!
_____________________________________________________
“Kung gusto mo ng girlfriend na pwede sumama kahit saan mo dalhin, pwede gumala maya’t maya. Bat di mo ligawan si DORA?HAHA..
_____________________________________________________
When I hear the song
“JUST THE WAY YOU ARE” and “2012”
It reminds me that
“When I see your face” “it is the end of the world.”haha.
__________________________________________________
Napakaraming gwapo dito sa atin,
ngunit bakit tila walang natira?
“GUMAGANDA SILA…”
___________________________________________________
Lasing:san ka nakabili ng baboy nay an?
Babae: anung baboy? Tuta kaya ito!!
Lasing: ang tuta ang kinakausap ko! Hindi ekaw!!
______________________________________________
Student: Sir, kumusta po ang grades ko??
Teacher: aba iha! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo..
Student: talaga po? Wow naman!..
Teacher: ou, parang bagong rebond.. BAGSAK NA BAGSAK!
__________________________________________________
Pedro:anu ulam ninyo?
Juan:Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.
Pedro:wow! Ang sarap naman nun.anu un?
Juan:talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.kayo anu ulam ninyo?
Pedro:fish fillet de el nenyo.
Juan:wow susyal! Anu yun?
Pedro:tuyo!
_____________________________________________________
“Kung gusto mo ng girlfriend na pwede sumama kahit saan mo dalhin, pwede gumala maya’t maya. Bat di mo ligawan si DORA?HAHA..
_____________________________________________________
When I hear the song
“JUST THE WAY YOU ARE” and “2012”
It reminds me that
“When I see your face” “it is the end of the world.”haha.
__________________________________________________
Napakaraming gwapo dito sa atin,
ngunit bakit tila walang natira?
“GUMAGANDA SILA…”
___________________________________________________
Monday, August 22, 2011
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 189
Sometimes
The person that gives you STRENGTH ..
.
.
is actually your
WEAKNESS
_____________________________________________
To have God on your side doesn't mean sailing on a boat with no storms. It means, having a boat that no storm can sink.
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The person that gives you STRENGTH ..
.
.
is actually your
WEAKNESS
_____________________________________________
To have God on your side doesn't mean sailing on a boat with no storms. It means, having a boat that no storm can sink.
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 115
anong pinagkaiba ng GUSTO at MAHAL mo?
aba! ewan ko!
.
.
.
.
basta dati GUSTO ko siya, ngayon MAHAL ko na!
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once na nagselos ka
un ung oras na masa2bi mong mhal mo tlga sya ..
dahil ang selos ay hindi tanda ng
kawalan ng tiwala ..
kundi tanda ng
pagkatakot na maagaw ang mhal mo
palayo sau ..
hindi ito tanda ng pagiging isip bata ..
but rather
PAGMAMAHAL ..
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saying "SORRY" wont always mean kasalanan ko
but its a nice way of a kind hearted person to say ..
kasalanan mo man o kasalanan ko
.
.
.
.
.
.
wag na nating PAG-AWAYAN to
ayoko kcng NAG-AAWAY tayo :">
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minsan sa isang relasyon,kahit gaano niyo pa kamahal ang isa't isa,
di pa din maiiwasan na dumating sa puntong,
.
iiwan at iiwan ka din niya ng may mababaw na rason at malabong eksplanasyon.
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bakit kapag PARENTS ko yung nagagalit,
labas lang sa TENGA.
.
.
.
pero bakit kapag MAHAL mo na yung nagalit,
tagos hanggang PUSO? :O
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Alam mo, para kang PALAKA.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kase katatalon mo lang sa puso ko, tumalon ka na kagad sa iba.
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ANG TUNAY NA MAGANDA
hindi na kailangan magpakita ng cleavage.
hindi kailangan magpakita ng pusod.
hindi kailangan naka-make up
hindi ini-edit masyado ang pictures nya.
at lalong hindi nya kailangan ng maraming boyfriend para mapansin.
ANG TUNAY NA MAGANDA NGITI PA LANG, PAMATAY NA:)))
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aba! ewan ko!
.
.
.
.
basta dati GUSTO ko siya, ngayon MAHAL ko na!
____________________________________________________
once na nagselos ka
un ung oras na masa2bi mong mhal mo tlga sya ..
dahil ang selos ay hindi tanda ng
kawalan ng tiwala ..
kundi tanda ng
pagkatakot na maagaw ang mhal mo
palayo sau ..
hindi ito tanda ng pagiging isip bata ..
but rather
PAGMAMAHAL ..
________________________________________________________
saying "SORRY" wont always mean kasalanan ko
but its a nice way of a kind hearted person to say ..
kasalanan mo man o kasalanan ko
.
.
.
.
.
.
wag na nating PAG-AWAYAN to
ayoko kcng NAG-AAWAY tayo :">
___________________________________________________
minsan sa isang relasyon,kahit gaano niyo pa kamahal ang isa't isa,
di pa din maiiwasan na dumating sa puntong,
.
iiwan at iiwan ka din niya ng may mababaw na rason at malabong eksplanasyon.
_______________________________________________________
bakit kapag PARENTS ko yung nagagalit,
labas lang sa TENGA.
.
.
.
pero bakit kapag MAHAL mo na yung nagalit,
tagos hanggang PUSO? :O
____________________________________________________
Alam mo, para kang PALAKA.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kase katatalon mo lang sa puso ko, tumalon ka na kagad sa iba.
_______________________________________________________
ANG TUNAY NA MAGANDA
hindi na kailangan magpakita ng cleavage.
hindi kailangan magpakita ng pusod.
hindi kailangan naka-make up
hindi ini-edit masyado ang pictures nya.
at lalong hindi nya kailangan ng maraming boyfriend para mapansin.
ANG TUNAY NA MAGANDA NGITI PA LANG, PAMATAY NA:)))
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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 55
TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
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write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 91
MADRE: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?
SAKRISTAN: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.
MADRE: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!
SAKRISTAN: Sister naman, Rosario po.
-Ahahaha Hulee!!! :))
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BINYAG:
Pari: Ano ang pangalan ng bata?
Tatay: Surf po!
Pari: Hindi pwede yan, pangalan yan ng sabon.
Tatay: Eh, Bakit yung asawa ko Perla .. Tapos ako Ariel?
Pari: O siya, Sige .. Surf na kung surf!
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In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:
girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
...girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi
(little boy whispered)
boy: sabi ko sayo eh... wag kang kabahan... :>
imba mo totoy! hahahaha..
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jeep pinara ng pulis..
driver: bakit boss ano violation ko?
pulis: wala!
driver: gagung 2! bakit mo ko pinahinto??
pulis: gagu ka rin!! sasakay ako diba jeep to!!! tanga!!!
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GF: San ka pupunta?
BF: Sa bar. Iinom ng beer.
GF: Eto beer oh.
BF: Gusto ko sa bar, malamig.
GF: Eto, meron dito ice.
BF: Sa bar may konting biruan, murahan, ganyan.
GF: Gusto mo murahan? TANGINA MO! ETO INUMIN MO TONG PUTANG INANG BEER MO! KAININ MO YANG TINARANTADONG PULUTANG INANG YAN DAHIL HINDI KA LALABAS NG BAHAY, GAGO!
BF: Sabi ko nga, andito na lahat. -.-"
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maHirap mag panggap na masaya ka
maHirap mag panggap na masaya ka
lalo na sa sitwasyong
.
.
>
TAENG tae ka na...!
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(nag usap ang dalawang mayabang)
mayabang1:pare wala ka sa aso ko dinadala sakin yung dyaryo ko kapag umaga
mayabang2:alam ko na yan!
mayabang1:huh? panu mu nalaman?
mayabang2:kasi sinabi sakin ng aso ko
ahahahahha basag!
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BOY : Ganda ng lips mo ..
...GIRL : Thanks ..
BOY : Ganda ng Eyes mo ..
GIRL : Thanks :">
BOY : Ganda ng Face mo ..
GIRL : Of Course! :">
BOY : Lahat maganda sayo ..
GIRL : I know right? >:)
BOY : Buti ka pa ipinanganak na Good Looking samantalang ako ..
-
SINUNGALING !!!! >:)
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Isang batang lalaki ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan...
PARI: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?
BATA: Kasi po baka mawala ang bike ko.
...
PARI: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo.
(Pumasok na sila sa loob ng simbahan...)
PARI: Marunong ka bang magdasal iho?
BATA: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen.
PARI: Kulang ata iho. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?
BATA: Nasa labas po. Binabantayan ung bike ko.
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PAG GIRLS,
GIRL 1: Ang ganda mo naman!!
GIRL 2: Thank you, pareho lang naman tayo :D
PAG BOYS,
BOY 1: Ang gwapo mo naman...
BOY 2: Bakla ka ba?? xD
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sa simbahan nagkita ang babae at bakla
bakla:hoy bakit ka naghuhugas sa h0ly water
girl:may kasalanan ang mga kamay ko nahawakan ko ang ari ng bf ko
bkla:ganun tabi jan magmumumog ako
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SAKRISTAN: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.
MADRE: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!
SAKRISTAN: Sister naman, Rosario po.
-Ahahaha Hulee!!! :))
___________________________________________
BINYAG:
Pari: Ano ang pangalan ng bata?
Tatay: Surf po!
Pari: Hindi pwede yan, pangalan yan ng sabon.
Tatay: Eh, Bakit yung asawa ko Perla .. Tapos ako Ariel?
Pari: O siya, Sige .. Surf na kung surf!
_______________________________________________
In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:
girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
...girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi
(little boy whispered)
boy: sabi ko sayo eh... wag kang kabahan... :>
imba mo totoy! hahahaha..
_________________________________________________
jeep pinara ng pulis..
driver: bakit boss ano violation ko?
pulis: wala!
driver: gagung 2! bakit mo ko pinahinto??
pulis: gagu ka rin!! sasakay ako diba jeep to!!! tanga!!!
____________________________________________________
GF: San ka pupunta?
BF: Sa bar. Iinom ng beer.
GF: Eto beer oh.
BF: Gusto ko sa bar, malamig.
GF: Eto, meron dito ice.
BF: Sa bar may konting biruan, murahan, ganyan.
GF: Gusto mo murahan? TANGINA MO! ETO INUMIN MO TONG PUTANG INANG BEER MO! KAININ MO YANG TINARANTADONG PULUTANG INANG YAN DAHIL HINDI KA LALABAS NG BAHAY, GAGO!
BF: Sabi ko nga, andito na lahat. -.-"
_______________________________________________________
maHirap mag panggap na masaya ka
maHirap mag panggap na masaya ka
lalo na sa sitwasyong
.
.
>
TAENG tae ka na...!
___________________________________________________________
(nag usap ang dalawang mayabang)
mayabang1:pare wala ka sa aso ko dinadala sakin yung dyaryo ko kapag umaga
mayabang2:alam ko na yan!
mayabang1:huh? panu mu nalaman?
mayabang2:kasi sinabi sakin ng aso ko
ahahahahha basag!
_________________________________________________________
BOY : Ganda ng lips mo ..
...GIRL : Thanks ..
BOY : Ganda ng Eyes mo ..
GIRL : Thanks :">
BOY : Ganda ng Face mo ..
GIRL : Of Course! :">
BOY : Lahat maganda sayo ..
GIRL : I know right? >:)
BOY : Buti ka pa ipinanganak na Good Looking samantalang ako ..
-
SINUNGALING !!!! >:)
_________________________________________________
Isang batang lalaki ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan...
PARI: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?
BATA: Kasi po baka mawala ang bike ko.
...
PARI: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo.
(Pumasok na sila sa loob ng simbahan...)
PARI: Marunong ka bang magdasal iho?
BATA: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen.
PARI: Kulang ata iho. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?
BATA: Nasa labas po. Binabantayan ung bike ko.
_____________________________________________
PAG GIRLS,
GIRL 1: Ang ganda mo naman!!
GIRL 2: Thank you, pareho lang naman tayo :D
PAG BOYS,
BOY 1: Ang gwapo mo naman...
BOY 2: Bakla ka ba?? xD
________________________________________________
sa simbahan nagkita ang babae at bakla
bakla:hoy bakit ka naghuhugas sa h0ly water
girl:may kasalanan ang mga kamay ko nahawakan ko ang ari ng bf ko
bkla:ganun tabi jan magmumumog ako
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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 25
"Panatang Barkadahan"
iniibig ko ang aking mga kaibigan!
na 2matanggap sa aking mga kahibangan,na tga punas ang aking luha.
Tinutulongan akong maging MALAKAS,MALIGAYA,khit wlA akong PAKINABANG.
Bilang ganti ay ibibigay ko ang aking TIWALA,ililibre ko kpag ako'y YUMAMAN,susunduin ko pg ako ay ngkakotse na.
Sisipain ko ang sino man na umaway sa kanila--- sa PIGI, sa HITA, at sa MUKHA!
Pra sa mga mahal kong kaibigan.
...vow!
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Ang kaibigan parang gamit.
PAYONG - panangga sa pangit na panahon.
RULER - nagtutuwid ng kabaluktutan.
PAMBURA - tumutulong makalimot sa nakaraang ayaw balikan.
TSINELAS - sinasalo lahat ng bubog 'wag ka lang masaktan.
Hindi mo man makita ang sarili mo sa mga 'yan,
may natitira pa...
.
.
.
.
.
KAHOY - simple lang pero atleast walang kaplastikan. ^.^
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iniibig ko ang aking mga kaibigan!
na 2matanggap sa aking mga kahibangan,na tga punas ang aking luha.
Tinutulongan akong maging MALAKAS,MALIGAYA,khit wlA akong PAKINABANG.
Bilang ganti ay ibibigay ko ang aking TIWALA,ililibre ko kpag ako'y YUMAMAN,susunduin ko pg ako ay ngkakotse na.
Sisipain ko ang sino man na umaway sa kanila--- sa PIGI, sa HITA, at sa MUKHA!
Pra sa mga mahal kong kaibigan.
...vow!
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Ang kaibigan parang gamit.
PAYONG - panangga sa pangit na panahon.
RULER - nagtutuwid ng kabaluktutan.
PAMBURA - tumutulong makalimot sa nakaraang ayaw balikan.
TSINELAS - sinasalo lahat ng bubog 'wag ka lang masaktan.
Hindi mo man makita ang sarili mo sa mga 'yan,
may natitira pa...
.
.
.
.
.
KAHOY - simple lang pero atleast walang kaplastikan. ^.^
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Sunday, August 21, 2011
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 90
Sa restaurant
LOLO: Pwe! WAITER!!!
Waiter: Yes Sir?
LOLO: Ano ba 'tong steak na 'to? Ang tigas tigas!
(Tinikman ng waiter ang steak)
Waiter: Malambot naman po at juicy pa.
LOLO: Paano 'di lalambot 'yan? 30 minutes ko ng nginunguya.
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LOLO: Pwe! WAITER!!!
Waiter: Yes Sir?
LOLO: Ano ba 'tong steak na 'to? Ang tigas tigas!
(Tinikman ng waiter ang steak)
Waiter: Malambot naman po at juicy pa.
LOLO: Paano 'di lalambot 'yan? 30 minutes ko ng nginunguya.
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Saturday, August 20, 2011
Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 24
ang friend madaming definition..
Pedeng stuff toys..
candles... treasures....etc.
pro lam mo kugn anong FRIEND ako pra sau?
Lata!(maingay) atleast hndi "PLASTIC"
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Pedeng stuff toys..
candles... treasures....etc.
pro lam mo kugn anong FRIEND ako pra sau?
Lata!(maingay) atleast hndi "PLASTIC"
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 114
Bakit kung kailan na22 akong maghintay hndi
cya dumating!
Bakit kung kailan na22 akong magtiis doon cya sumuko!
Bakit kugn kailan na22nan ko cyang mahalin doon siya nag paraya!
Bakit kng kailang mahal ko na ciya saka ciya lumayo!
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"Walang taong busy para sa taong mahal niya...
Pwera lang kugn mas mahal niya yung dahilan ng pagiging
busy niya."
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BANAT NG PUSA SA DAGA:
"khit kelan, hinding hindi aq mapapagod habulin at hanap hanapin ka. at pnapangako ko na pag nhuli kta, d na kita pakakawalan pa.. d q pababayaan na angkinin ka ng iba .. akin ka lng"
ETO NMAN BANAT NG DAGA:
"pakipot man akong maituring, pa hard to get ang acting.. pag ako nakita mo't nahuli.. pangako ko sau d ka magccc, dhil pra sa sarili mung kligayahan.. handa kong harapin ang kamatayan..
how sweet ♥ ahahahaha..
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cya dumating!
Bakit kung kailan na22 akong magtiis doon cya sumuko!
Bakit kugn kailan na22nan ko cyang mahalin doon siya nag paraya!
Bakit kng kailang mahal ko na ciya saka ciya lumayo!
______________________________________________
"Walang taong busy para sa taong mahal niya...
Pwera lang kugn mas mahal niya yung dahilan ng pagiging
busy niya."
______________________________________________
BANAT NG PUSA SA DAGA:
"khit kelan, hinding hindi aq mapapagod habulin at hanap hanapin ka. at pnapangako ko na pag nhuli kta, d na kita pakakawalan pa.. d q pababayaan na angkinin ka ng iba .. akin ka lng"
ETO NMAN BANAT NG DAGA:
"pakipot man akong maituring, pa hard to get ang acting.. pag ako nakita mo't nahuli.. pangako ko sau d ka magccc, dhil pra sa sarili mung kligayahan.. handa kong harapin ang kamatayan..
how sweet ♥ ahahahaha..
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Greetings Quotes Text Messages 30
May your morning be a garden of wonderful
blessings & your life blossom with every
dream and wishes that is close 2 ur heart...
Share ur lovely smile...
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blessings & your life blossom with every
dream and wishes that is close 2 ur heart...
Share ur lovely smile...
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 72
Respect those friends who find time
4 u n der busy schedsbut really love those
friends who nver see der scheds wen u need dem..
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4 u n der busy schedsbut really love those
friends who nver see der scheds wen u need dem..
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 110
BATA: ayoo!!!
TINDERA: wat's yours boy?
BATA: yamat rah ge englisan ko.
TINDERA: Can i get ur ORDER?
BATA: Nang, naa moy liquid solution dat mixed evenly w/ organic
commpound substances & had undergone fermentation & sealed
in a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?
TINDER: HA??
BATA: REDHORSE buh, BUGOK!
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TINDERA: wat's yours boy?
BATA: yamat rah ge englisan ko.
TINDERA: Can i get ur ORDER?
BATA: Nang, naa moy liquid solution dat mixed evenly w/ organic
commpound substances & had undergone fermentation & sealed
in a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?
TINDER: HA??
BATA: REDHORSE buh, BUGOK!
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 192
A relationship is only meant for two. But some bitches
don't know how to count.
________________________________
When i was younger, CRYING always seemed to be the answer.
Now that i'm older, CRYING seems 2 be d only option.
__________________________________
Sumtyms, words are not enough 2 make
sum1 feel dat we care 4 dem sumtyms
it needs a little effort 2 convince
them dat we exist.
_____________________________________
I'm done w/ love...
im sick of htose nonsense promises & broken hearts...
coz ol dat love did 2 me is 2 hope 4 nothing...
and left me bleeding..
_______________________________________
It's better to get drunk than to fall in love..
you may feel a lot of headaches, but not lots
of heart aches?
_______________________________________
"Single doesn't mean i'm not good for anyone
it means i haven't found someone good enough for me"
_________________________________________
Love is not d only reason y a relationship stands 4 years
or till 4 ever.. we might think dat love holds d relationship..
But what if u love 2 much & forget dat love can also weaken
or destroy a strong relationship? I just realized dat love
is not enough.. The secret of having a strong relationship is
to be loyal, have trust & commitment 2 d 1 you love..
& can accept his/her weaknesses & mistakes .. It's not how
many times you have forgiven..But how you have shown your
"understanding"
__________________________________________
"Juliet didn't mind that ROMEO was a member of their
enemy clan, the Montague..
Bella wasn't scared when she found out that Edward was
a vampire..
Rose ignored the fact that Jack was poor & fell in love
with him in the Titanic..
No matter what standards we set for our ideal lover,
the fact will always remain that the person we fall inlove
with.. will always be AN EXCEPTION..
___________________________________________________
Never hate those pipol who are jealous of you.
But respect their jealousy, because they are the ones
who think that you are better than them..:))
____________________________________________________
"When nails grow, we cut nails not fingers..
so when misunderstanding grows we should cut PRIDE not RELATION."
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don't know how to count.
________________________________
When i was younger, CRYING always seemed to be the answer.
Now that i'm older, CRYING seems 2 be d only option.
__________________________________
Sumtyms, words are not enough 2 make
sum1 feel dat we care 4 dem sumtyms
it needs a little effort 2 convince
them dat we exist.
_____________________________________
I'm done w/ love...
im sick of htose nonsense promises & broken hearts...
coz ol dat love did 2 me is 2 hope 4 nothing...
and left me bleeding..
_______________________________________
It's better to get drunk than to fall in love..
you may feel a lot of headaches, but not lots
of heart aches?
_______________________________________
"Single doesn't mean i'm not good for anyone
it means i haven't found someone good enough for me"
_________________________________________
Love is not d only reason y a relationship stands 4 years
or till 4 ever.. we might think dat love holds d relationship..
But what if u love 2 much & forget dat love can also weaken
or destroy a strong relationship? I just realized dat love
is not enough.. The secret of having a strong relationship is
to be loyal, have trust & commitment 2 d 1 you love..
& can accept his/her weaknesses & mistakes .. It's not how
many times you have forgiven..But how you have shown your
"understanding"
__________________________________________
"Juliet didn't mind that ROMEO was a member of their
enemy clan, the Montague..
Bella wasn't scared when she found out that Edward was
a vampire..
Rose ignored the fact that Jack was poor & fell in love
with him in the Titanic..
No matter what standards we set for our ideal lover,
the fact will always remain that the person we fall inlove
with.. will always be AN EXCEPTION..
___________________________________________________
Never hate those pipol who are jealous of you.
But respect their jealousy, because they are the ones
who think that you are better than them..:))
____________________________________________________
"When nails grow, we cut nails not fingers..
so when misunderstanding grows we should cut PRIDE not RELATION."
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 188
No matter how hard you try to fix yourself to look good,
if you carry out a fake personality, you're still UGLY.
_________________________________________________________
A story to PONDER:
a MOUNTAIN CLIMBER try to climb a mountain that night.
He's near to the summit when ran falls. His feet slipped
and he fell, but he managed to hold on the rope.
Then he cried, "Lord save me!" then a voice came..
"give up the rope!"
But when he try to look down, he can't see anything
because it's too dark, so he still hold on to the
rope. When morning came, rescuer found
a dead frozen body hanging on the rope with its
feet just 2 inches away from the ground.
We believe in GOD. But,do we TRUST HIM?
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i Don't wanna change myself for the
expectations of people around me...
I don't wanna act like an innocent person
just to say that i am good...
wnna know why? because its better to hate
me 4 who i am than to luv me 4
who i pretend to be ....
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"Appreciate those people who find TIME for you
in their busy schedule,
but love the people who NEVER see their schedule
when you need them..
_____________________________________________________
A simple philosophy:
"no one can really accept you at your worst without
even knowing how does it
feels being with you at your best"
_______________________________________________________
Never get discourage when things go beyond
ur expectation.
ALways remmber that the greatest story in lyf
is not winning but rising every time we fall...
__________________________________________________________
Each day is full of reasons to praise & thank GOD even
when LIFE seems empty of comfort & joy. It's when our cups
are empty that GOD fills them up. Real happiness
comes not on achieving big things but enjoying the simple blessings
in LIFE!
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love of GOD never fails. We have to avail for it
Let him lead us to all the days of our lives. To take
the right direction.
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if you carry out a fake personality, you're still UGLY.
_________________________________________________________
A story to PONDER:
a MOUNTAIN CLIMBER try to climb a mountain that night.
He's near to the summit when ran falls. His feet slipped
and he fell, but he managed to hold on the rope.
Then he cried, "Lord save me!" then a voice came..
"give up the rope!"
But when he try to look down, he can't see anything
because it's too dark, so he still hold on to the
rope. When morning came, rescuer found
a dead frozen body hanging on the rope with its
feet just 2 inches away from the ground.
We believe in GOD. But,do we TRUST HIM?
______________________________________________________
i Don't wanna change myself for the
expectations of people around me...
I don't wanna act like an innocent person
just to say that i am good...
wnna know why? because its better to hate
me 4 who i am than to luv me 4
who i pretend to be ....
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"Appreciate those people who find TIME for you
in their busy schedule,
but love the people who NEVER see their schedule
when you need them..
_____________________________________________________
A simple philosophy:
"no one can really accept you at your worst without
even knowing how does it
feels being with you at your best"
_______________________________________________________
Never get discourage when things go beyond
ur expectation.
ALways remmber that the greatest story in lyf
is not winning but rising every time we fall...
__________________________________________________________
Each day is full of reasons to praise & thank GOD even
when LIFE seems empty of comfort & joy. It's when our cups
are empty that GOD fills them up. Real happiness
comes not on achieving big things but enjoying the simple blessings
in LIFE!
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love of GOD never fails. We have to avail for it
Let him lead us to all the days of our lives. To take
the right direction.
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Friday, August 19, 2011
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 187
Sumtimes, GOD pushes us 2 our limits, hurt in order
2 grow. fail in order 2 know..
lose in order 2 gain, & sumtyms we have 2 b broken,
so we can be whole again.
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God bless you for you make me feel brand new
this all for u for GOD BLESS me with you
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A story to PONDER: a MOUNTAIN CLIMBER try to climb a mountain that night.
He's near to the summit when ran falls. His feet slipped and he fell, but he managed to hold on the rope. Then he cried, "Lord save me!" then a voice came..
"give up the rope!"But when he try to look down, he can't see anything
because it's too dark, so he still hold on to the rope. When morning came, rescuer founda dead frozen body hanging on the rope with iASts
feet just 2 inches away from the ground.
We believe in GOD. But,do we TRUST HIM?
worth sharing :)
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2 grow. fail in order 2 know..
lose in order 2 gain, & sumtyms we have 2 b broken,
so we can be whole again.
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God bless you for you make me feel brand new
this all for u for GOD BLESS me with you
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A story to PONDER: a MOUNTAIN CLIMBER try to climb a mountain that night.
He's near to the summit when ran falls. His feet slipped and he fell, but he managed to hold on the rope. Then he cried, "Lord save me!" then a voice came..
"give up the rope!"But when he try to look down, he can't see anything
because it's too dark, so he still hold on to the rope. When morning came, rescuer founda dead frozen body hanging on the rope with iASts
feet just 2 inches away from the ground.
We believe in GOD. But,do we TRUST HIM?
worth sharing :)
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Monday, August 15, 2011
Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 23
7 qualities of true FRIEND!
SWEET
INTENSE
ROMANTIC
ADMIRABLE
UNDERSTANDING
LOYAL
OBEDIENT
in short... S.I.R.A.U.L.O.
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Pwede ka Bang
"MAKANTOT"?
.
.
.
M - Aging
A - King
K - Aibigan na
A - Aagapay at
N - Agmamahal ng
T - Otoo sa lahat ng
O - ras at
T - apat sa lahat ng bagay
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SWEET
INTENSE
ROMANTIC
ADMIRABLE
UNDERSTANDING
LOYAL
OBEDIENT
in short... S.I.R.A.U.L.O.
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Pwede ka Bang
"MAKANTOT"?
.
.
.
M - Aging
A - King
K - Aibigan na
A - Aagapay at
N - Agmamahal ng
T - Otoo sa lahat ng
O - ras at
T - apat sa lahat ng bagay
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Tagalog Green Joke Quotes Text Messages 1
Eye check
Ben : Doktora, malabo na yata ang mga mata ko.
Doktora : Tingnan mo ang legs ko.
Ben : Wala pa rin ho.
Doktora : Tingnan mo ang panty ko.
Ben : Wala pa rin ho.
Doktora : Loko! Bakit bumubukol ang pantalon mo!?
haha
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 113
Minsan, feeling ng iba, walang nagmamahal sa kanila. Hindi lang nila alam na meron.
.
.
Nakalimutan lang nilang tumingala.
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pag nkita mu ang mhal mu
na may ksamang iba ..
wag cka mainis ,
wag cka mglet ,
sbhin mu lng ..
excuse me karibal dadan ang original
jan cka muna sa kanal ..
hahalik lng ako kay mhal .. :)
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bakit nauso ang MONTHSARY?
simple lang .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
dahil hindi lahat ng relasyon, umaabot ng ANNIVERSARY..
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Wag ka matakot mag-isa..
kasi dun mo malalaman kung sino talaga
ang mag-eeffort para makasama ka. . .!
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Alam mo ba kung ano ang kailangan
mong ibigay sa isang tao para
mapatunayan mong "MAHAL" mo sya??
simpLe lang..
.
.
"ORAS" >,<.
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Isa sa pinakamalungkot na sitwasyon sa buhay ay yung gusto mo siyang ipaglaban,
.
.
.
pero pagsuko na lang ang tangi mong pagpipilian.
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Sa MCDO
Guy: Miss, isang cokefloat po.
Cashier: Sir 25 pesos po
- nag abot ng 100 pesos ung guy
C: sir, may 5 pesos po kayo?
G: miss, alam mu para kang ung minahal ko
Binigay ko na nga ang lahat ng meron ako. Kulang padin
G: sir, kaya lang naman po ako humihingi ng konti para masuklian kita ng buong buo.
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.
.
Nakalimutan lang nilang tumingala.
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pag nkita mu ang mhal mu
na may ksamang iba ..
wag cka mainis ,
wag cka mglet ,
sbhin mu lng ..
excuse me karibal dadan ang original
jan cka muna sa kanal ..
hahalik lng ako kay mhal .. :)
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bakit nauso ang MONTHSARY?
simple lang .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
dahil hindi lahat ng relasyon, umaabot ng ANNIVERSARY..
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Wag ka matakot mag-isa..
kasi dun mo malalaman kung sino talaga
ang mag-eeffort para makasama ka. . .!
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Alam mo ba kung ano ang kailangan
mong ibigay sa isang tao para
mapatunayan mong "MAHAL" mo sya??
simpLe lang..
.
.
"ORAS" >,<.
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Isa sa pinakamalungkot na sitwasyon sa buhay ay yung gusto mo siyang ipaglaban,
.
.
.
pero pagsuko na lang ang tangi mong pagpipilian.
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Sa MCDO
Guy: Miss, isang cokefloat po.
Cashier: Sir 25 pesos po
- nag abot ng 100 pesos ung guy
C: sir, may 5 pesos po kayo?
G: miss, alam mu para kang ung minahal ko
Binigay ko na nga ang lahat ng meron ako. Kulang padin
G: sir, kaya lang naman po ako humihingi ng konti para masuklian kita ng buong buo.
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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 14
Isang matndng lalaki ang naaksidente at agad
itong pnagkaguluhn.Isang babae ang
nagkusang 2mulong ng biglang may isa png
babae na dumating;
Babae2: Tabi kau,isa akong nurse marunong ako sa kah8 anong
uri ng 1st aid! Nagtraining ako sa ibang bansa!
..tumayo ang unang babae sabay sabing;
Babae1: Sige,pero pg klangan mo ng Doctor,dito
lng ako sa likod mo,ha?
BASAG!
Lesson: hwag i-underestimate ang ka2yahan ng ibang tao,dahil
dimo alam,bka mas marunong pa 2 sau!
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Kung biniyayaan ka ng magandang katawan at mukha,
hindi ito dahilan para manlait ka ng kapwa..
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itong pnagkaguluhn.Isang babae ang
nagkusang 2mulong ng biglang may isa png
babae na dumating;
Babae2: Tabi kau,isa akong nurse marunong ako sa kah8 anong
uri ng 1st aid! Nagtraining ako sa ibang bansa!
..tumayo ang unang babae sabay sabing;
Babae1: Sige,pero pg klangan mo ng Doctor,dito
lng ako sa likod mo,ha?
BASAG!
Lesson: hwag i-underestimate ang ka2yahan ng ibang tao,dahil
dimo alam,bka mas marunong pa 2 sau!
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Kung biniyayaan ka ng magandang katawan at mukha,
hindi ito dahilan para manlait ka ng kapwa..
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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 89
ANG PAMANA...
Lola: Dahil ikaw ang pinakamabait kong apo, sayo ko papamana ang hektahektaryang sakahan ko,mga baka,kabayo at baboy...
Apo: Talaga po lola?! naku maraming salamat po! saan po ba itong hasyenda ninyo?
Lola: Sa FACEBOOK ko... click mo lng dun ung FARMVILLE... email ad ko, (hotlola69@yahoo.com.ph),password (mayasimpako)
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"BALONGGAM"
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong balonggam?
tendero:wala!
(pagkabukas)
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong balonggam?
tendero:wala!
(pagkabukas ulit)
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong balonggam?
tendero:sinabi ng wala!,pagbumalik ka pa bukas babarilin na kita!
(pagkabukas na nman)
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong baril?
tendero:wala!
bata:heheheh! pero meron na kayong balonggam?
....nyahahahah!
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TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
HAHAHA TAMA NGA NAMAN X)
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Sa EDSA ay may isang Vendor ng “Mane” ang sumakay ng bus. Inaalok ang 1 babae:
VENDOR : Miss, bili n kyo ng “Mane”
BABAE : Ay ayoko, tina-tagyawat ako sa “Mane” eh....
VENDOR : Buti k p s “Mane” tinatagyawat, ako s “Mukha”!.
Hahaha
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JUAN:
tay,bakit ba kapag pinainit natin ang tubig , may lalabas na usok?
EVAPORATION ba ang tawag jan tay?? o.O
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;;
...TATAY:
ay hindi anak..
mga kaluluwa lang ng GERMS yan pupunta na sa HEAVEN! :DD
~wat a tatay!~
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Lola: Dahil ikaw ang pinakamabait kong apo, sayo ko papamana ang hektahektaryang sakahan ko,mga baka,kabayo at baboy...
Apo: Talaga po lola?! naku maraming salamat po! saan po ba itong hasyenda ninyo?
Lola: Sa FACEBOOK ko... click mo lng dun ung FARMVILLE... email ad ko, (hotlola69@yahoo.com.ph),password (mayasimpako)
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"BALONGGAM"
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong balonggam?
tendero:wala!
(pagkabukas)
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong balonggam?
tendero:wala!
(pagkabukas ulit)
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong balonggam?
tendero:sinabi ng wala!,pagbumalik ka pa bukas babarilin na kita!
(pagkabukas na nman)
bata:tao po! meron po ba kayong baril?
tendero:wala!
bata:heheheh! pero meron na kayong balonggam?
....nyahahahah!
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TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
HAHAHA TAMA NGA NAMAN X)
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Sa EDSA ay may isang Vendor ng “Mane” ang sumakay ng bus. Inaalok ang 1 babae:
VENDOR : Miss, bili n kyo ng “Mane”
BABAE : Ay ayoko, tina-tagyawat ako sa “Mane” eh....
VENDOR : Buti k p s “Mane” tinatagyawat, ako s “Mukha”!.
Hahaha
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JUAN:
tay,bakit ba kapag pinainit natin ang tubig , may lalabas na usok?
EVAPORATION ba ang tawag jan tay?? o.O
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
;;
...TATAY:
ay hindi anak..
mga kaluluwa lang ng GERMS yan pupunta na sa HEAVEN! :DD
~wat a tatay!~
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 186
Do you know why God keeps on extending your life up to this moment? It's not because you need it, but because someone else needs you.
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there was an airplane w/c is going to crash,all d' passengers were panicked except for 1 little boy who is only playing his game boy,den 1 guy asked d' boy "why are you not panicked???"
d' boy only answered:"my father is d' pilot."
that's what u call "TRUST"....
....agree?
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there was an airplane w/c is going to crash,all d' passengers were panicked except for 1 little boy who is only playing his game boy,den 1 guy asked d' boy "why are you not panicked???"
d' boy only answered:"my father is d' pilot."
that's what u call "TRUST"....
....agree?
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Love Quotes Text Messages 191
Girl: if i ask u to jump down, will u do it?
Boy: yes i will ..
Girl: Why?
Boy : because i know you’ll catch my hand and pull me up ..
Girl: if i don’t then?
Boy: Then I’ll die with the
belief that you tried your best but couldn’t save me ..
♥ Love is not about doing
something but about believing someone ♥
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Two things you should never play with:
HEART and LOVE.
Because HEART is not a toy and LOVE is not a game.
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dont force yourself to forget the person you love
never use other people just to forget him or her
cause you dont know how it hurts for the person
specially when he or shes already inlove with you
.
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"A person who irritates you always is the one who
love you very much but fails to express it."
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Boy: yes i will ..
Girl: Why?
Boy : because i know you’ll catch my hand and pull me up ..
Girl: if i don’t then?
Boy: Then I’ll die with the
belief that you tried your best but couldn’t save me ..
♥ Love is not about doing
something but about believing someone ♥
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Two things you should never play with:
HEART and LOVE.
Because HEART is not a toy and LOVE is not a game.
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dont force yourself to forget the person you love
never use other people just to forget him or her
cause you dont know how it hurts for the person
specially when he or shes already inlove with you
.
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"A person who irritates you always is the one who
love you very much but fails to express it."
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Friday, August 12, 2011
Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 88
Kung ang bawat patak ng ulan ay. . . .
Red Horse
Tanduay
San Miguel
Tequila
Emperador
at
THE BAR. . . .
For sure. . .
Kulog palang
nakanganga ka na!nyhahhahahahaha
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Meron contest sa Pilipinas, naglabanlaban ang USA, japan at Pilipinas. Ang gagawin ay kung sino ang tatagal sa mabahong amoy ng mga kambing:
USA: Tumgal ng 10 minutes
JAPAN: Tumagal ng 15 minutes
PILIPINAS: Nahihiya pa si Pedro, pero nung trn nya na, ang nag-alisan ay yung mga kambing sa sobrang baho niya!!!
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Alin ang matalim?
Q: Alin ang mas matalim, ngipin o puwet?
A: Puwet, ang puwet kayang putol ng tae, kaya ba ng ngipin mo yon? Subukan mo nga
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Anong silbi ng mga WEEKENDS...
.
Kung sandamakmak din naman ang mga ASSIGNMENTS. xD
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Kung PLDT ang nakaisip ng TELEsulit, TELEtipid, TELEbabad, etc.
Sila rin ba ang nakaisip ng TELEtubbies??
kasi tignan mo:
P - Po
L - LaLa
D - Dipsy
T - Tinky Winky
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Misis 1: Mare lol0kohin ko kunwari Mr. Ko kunwari isa ak0ng Callgirl!
Misis 2: Ay go go go mare! Kaisa m0ko jan..
Misis 1: (nakita ang mister nya) Hi guapo! Pwede kb ngay0n?
...
Mister: Yuccccckkkkk!
AYOKO NGA SAYO!!!
Misis 1: Bakit???
Mister: KAMUKHA MO KASi MiSiS KO..
ahahaha... :))
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Red Horse
Tanduay
San Miguel
Tequila
Emperador
at
THE BAR. . . .
For sure. . .
Kulog palang
nakanganga ka na!nyhahhahahahaha
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Meron contest sa Pilipinas, naglabanlaban ang USA, japan at Pilipinas. Ang gagawin ay kung sino ang tatagal sa mabahong amoy ng mga kambing:
USA: Tumgal ng 10 minutes
JAPAN: Tumagal ng 15 minutes
PILIPINAS: Nahihiya pa si Pedro, pero nung trn nya na, ang nag-alisan ay yung mga kambing sa sobrang baho niya!!!
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Alin ang matalim?
Q: Alin ang mas matalim, ngipin o puwet?
A: Puwet, ang puwet kayang putol ng tae, kaya ba ng ngipin mo yon? Subukan mo nga
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Anong silbi ng mga WEEKENDS...
.
Kung sandamakmak din naman ang mga ASSIGNMENTS. xD
__________________________________________
Kung PLDT ang nakaisip ng TELEsulit, TELEtipid, TELEbabad, etc.
Sila rin ba ang nakaisip ng TELEtubbies??
kasi tignan mo:
P - Po
L - LaLa
D - Dipsy
T - Tinky Winky
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Misis 1: Mare lol0kohin ko kunwari Mr. Ko kunwari isa ak0ng Callgirl!
Misis 2: Ay go go go mare! Kaisa m0ko jan..
Misis 1: (nakita ang mister nya) Hi guapo! Pwede kb ngay0n?
...
Mister: Yuccccckkkkk!
AYOKO NGA SAYO!!!
Misis 1: Bakit???
Mister: KAMUKHA MO KASi MiSiS KO..
ahahaha... :))
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Tagalog Love Jokes Quotes Text Messages 8
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
.
.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako.. :)
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sabi ni peterpan mag isip ka lang
ng gusto mo ..
makakaLipad ka ! ..
pero bakit nung inisip kita .
nahulog ako ?. :">
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GF: Hatid mo ko?
BF: Wala akong pera, wala pa allowance ko!
GF: Ayaw mo? Walang tao sa bahay ngayun eh!
BF: Aba'y tingnan mo nga nman,
.
.
.
my naipit plang singkwenta.
haha :D
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Boy: anong hanap mo sa isang lalaki?
Girl: kahit simple lang basta mabait..
Boy: ahhhh..
Girl: eh ikaw naman.. anong hanap mo sa isang babae?
Boy: Wala..
Girl: huh? bat wala?
.
.
Boy: kasi, nahanap na kita..
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Nashy Cajucom Jr.
SA HOTEL..
GF: Hon, itali mo ko tapos gawin mo lahat ng gusto mo. Hehe..
(Tinali na ni BF si GF at umalis)
GF: Oh hon, san ka pupunta?
.
.
.
BF: MAGDODOTA. Wait mo ko dyan ha? I love you..
Hahahaha
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Nag-iingay ka sa klase..
sinabihan ka ng CRUSH mo na..
"tumahimik ka nga! ang ingay mo, halikan kita jan eh!"
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
TATAHIMIK KA KAYA?
tahahahaha...=)) ♥
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.
.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako.. :)
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sabi ni peterpan mag isip ka lang
ng gusto mo ..
makakaLipad ka ! ..
pero bakit nung inisip kita .
nahulog ako ?. :">
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GF: Hatid mo ko?
BF: Wala akong pera, wala pa allowance ko!
GF: Ayaw mo? Walang tao sa bahay ngayun eh!
BF: Aba'y tingnan mo nga nman,
.
.
.
my naipit plang singkwenta.
haha :D
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Boy: anong hanap mo sa isang lalaki?
Girl: kahit simple lang basta mabait..
Boy: ahhhh..
Girl: eh ikaw naman.. anong hanap mo sa isang babae?
Boy: Wala..
Girl: huh? bat wala?
.
.
Boy: kasi, nahanap na kita..
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Nashy Cajucom Jr.
SA HOTEL..
GF: Hon, itali mo ko tapos gawin mo lahat ng gusto mo. Hehe..
(Tinali na ni BF si GF at umalis)
GF: Oh hon, san ka pupunta?
.
.
.
BF: MAGDODOTA. Wait mo ko dyan ha? I love you..
Hahahaha
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Nag-iingay ka sa klase..
sinabihan ka ng CRUSH mo na..
"tumahimik ka nga! ang ingay mo, halikan kita jan eh!"
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
TATAHIMIK KA KAYA?
tahahahaha...=)) ♥
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Visayan Green Jokes Quotes Text Messages
TUMOY UG TUNGA.sayo sa buntag ang magkompareng kulas ug tikya nga pulos sugarol og swertres nagtagbo sa dalan. KULAS:mare,unsay resulta sa swertres TIKYA:kuan, pre 382.KULAS:hah,hapit sa ako mare uy! TIKYA:unsa man diay imo? KULAS:381,mare,sus ang tumoy ra gyud sa akoa maoy deprensya . TIKYA:ang sako sad gani ,pre ,ang tunga ra man ang deprensya .kay kon kanag imong tumoy , pre, diri pa na sa akong tunga gitarget ,pre,pwerte gyung igoa!.
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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 19
"Mnsan may nagsabi sakin
masakit dw akong mgsalita
sabi ko nman,
ang kutsilyo kahit matalim
ndi ka masa2ktan kung dka tnatamaan."
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Sabi ni GOD:
-
kung hindi ka MASASAKTAN,
pano mo malalaman mangGAGAMOT AKO ..
-
...kung hindi ka MALULUNGKOT,
pano mo malalaman na KAIBIGAN MO AKO ..
-
kung hindi ka MAWAWALAN,
pano mo malalaman na handa akong MAGPUNO SA LAHAT ..
-
sa tingin mo,
kung ang IYONG BUHAY ay ginawa kong PERPEKTO ..
-
KIKILALANIN mo pa ba AKO !?
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masakit dw akong mgsalita
sabi ko nman,
ang kutsilyo kahit matalim
ndi ka masa2ktan kung dka tnatamaan."
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Sabi ni GOD:
-
kung hindi ka MASASAKTAN,
pano mo malalaman mangGAGAMOT AKO ..
-
...kung hindi ka MALULUNGKOT,
pano mo malalaman na KAIBIGAN MO AKO ..
-
kung hindi ka MAWAWALAN,
pano mo malalaman na handa akong MAGPUNO SA LAHAT ..
-
sa tingin mo,
kung ang IYONG BUHAY ay ginawa kong PERPEKTO ..
-
KIKILALANIN mo pa ba AKO !?
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 112
Topic 4 d day.
Wat f mghwlay kayo ng bf mu...
den 1 day nkita mkta mu ung bf mu na ksma mu
ung bstfrnd mu..
Ngunit hndi alam ng bstfrnd mu na x mu ung bf nya...
At hndi rin alam ng x mu na bstfrnd mu ung gf nya...
taz inintroduce ng bstfrnd mu ang bf nya, "best! eto ung guy
cya ang bf ko,alam muvah best HINIWALAYAN NIYA ANG X NIYA
DAHIL SA AKIN? dahil mas MAHAL DAW NIYA AKO!!
Anung ggwin mo? pls. drop ur answr...:D
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Pg my ksama kng iba alam ko
wla na akong kwenta sau d nppancin
at hndi bbgyang hlaga
sbagay....
kelan mu ba ko naalala?
dba pg BORING at NO CHOICE kna?? :-(
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ang tiwala ko parang pambura
.
.
unting unting nauubos kada nag kakamali ka...:||
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girl: ngdodota ka no ? tgal mu mgreply ee
boy: di ah !
girl: tlga? mamatay k man ?
boy: uu. pramis ..
girl: weh ? mamatay man aku ?
boy: ah eh eto na.. magku-quit na nga ee ..
:)
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ALAM NIYO BA KUNG BAKIT TAYO TINURUAN NG MGA MAGULANG NATIN MAG CLOSE-OPEN NUNG BATA PA TAYO ?...
.
Kasi para marunong tayo mag HOLD ON at mag LET GO.
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Kahit gaano pa kalaki ang TAMPO o GALIT mo sa isang tao
kung hindi ka naman mahalaga sa kanya,
.
.
SAYANG LANG ANG EMOSYON MO.
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Bakit ka magpapakatangang UMIYAK sa isang tao...
.
.
Kung may mga taong nagmumukhang tanga MAPANGITI ka lang.. :">
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Kumatok ka sa PUsO ko
piNaTuloy kita
peo knuha m ang susi nitO At umalis knalang bgLA
.
.
.
Tanung k lang
"baBaliK ka pa ba?d na kc mbksan ng ibA"=c
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sa isang araw mayroong 24 hours
sa isang linggo 168 hours
sa isang buwan 720 hours
at sa isang taon mayroong 8760 hours
kaya huwag mong sabihing busy ka at walang time kaya di mo sya naalala.
HINDI TIME ANG KULANG.
EFFORT > :)
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Ibibigay cu sau ang SSS at PHIL.HEALTH ko..
Bsta akin nlang ang PAG-IBIG MO! hehe
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Wat f mghwlay kayo ng bf mu...
den 1 day nkita mkta mu ung bf mu na ksma mu
ung bstfrnd mu..
Ngunit hndi alam ng bstfrnd mu na x mu ung bf nya...
At hndi rin alam ng x mu na bstfrnd mu ung gf nya...
taz inintroduce ng bstfrnd mu ang bf nya, "best! eto ung guy
cya ang bf ko,alam muvah best HINIWALAYAN NIYA ANG X NIYA
DAHIL SA AKIN? dahil mas MAHAL DAW NIYA AKO!!
Anung ggwin mo? pls. drop ur answr...:D
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Pg my ksama kng iba alam ko
wla na akong kwenta sau d nppancin
at hndi bbgyang hlaga
sbagay....
kelan mu ba ko naalala?
dba pg BORING at NO CHOICE kna?? :-(
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ang tiwala ko parang pambura
.
.
unting unting nauubos kada nag kakamali ka...:||
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girl: ngdodota ka no ? tgal mu mgreply ee
boy: di ah !
girl: tlga? mamatay k man ?
boy: uu. pramis ..
girl: weh ? mamatay man aku ?
boy: ah eh eto na.. magku-quit na nga ee ..
:)
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ALAM NIYO BA KUNG BAKIT TAYO TINURUAN NG MGA MAGULANG NATIN MAG CLOSE-OPEN NUNG BATA PA TAYO ?...
.
Kasi para marunong tayo mag HOLD ON at mag LET GO.
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Kahit gaano pa kalaki ang TAMPO o GALIT mo sa isang tao
kung hindi ka naman mahalaga sa kanya,
.
.
SAYANG LANG ANG EMOSYON MO.
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Bakit ka magpapakatangang UMIYAK sa isang tao...
.
.
Kung may mga taong nagmumukhang tanga MAPANGITI ka lang.. :">
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Kumatok ka sa PUsO ko
piNaTuloy kita
peo knuha m ang susi nitO At umalis knalang bgLA
.
.
.
Tanung k lang
"baBaliK ka pa ba?d na kc mbksan ng ibA"=c
____________________________________________________
sa isang araw mayroong 24 hours
sa isang linggo 168 hours
sa isang buwan 720 hours
at sa isang taon mayroong 8760 hours
kaya huwag mong sabihing busy ka at walang time kaya di mo sya naalala.
HINDI TIME ANG KULANG.
EFFORT > :)
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Ibibigay cu sau ang SSS at PHIL.HEALTH ko..
Bsta akin nlang ang PAG-IBIG MO! hehe
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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 109
Juan: Bag-0 lge pintal imu atop?
Pedro: mao nay advice n fr. Jose sa misa ghapon
Juan: unsa iyang sulti?
Pedro: ingon xah: "repent ur sin"
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Pedro: mao nay advice n fr. Jose sa misa ghapon
Juan: unsa iyang sulti?
Pedro: ingon xah: "repent ur sin"
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 185
"A duck in a pond is calm and careless, but what
you don't see under the water are the struggling
and stressed feet".
Just like our parents:
What you see is not always what it seems..they may look ok,
bu they're sacrificing a lot just to make it possible
for their children to pursue their dreams.
isn't it?
be worthy of their sacrifices...
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PERSONALITY and ATTITUDE are NOT THE SAME.
my personality stays with me all the time...
but my attitude will depend on da person i am with.
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"In facing life's ups and downs, let's always cling to GOD
and dwell on His promises. Let us b lyk d finest bamboo,
bending but not breaking."
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Each day is full of reasons to praise & thank GOD
even when LIFE seems empty of comfort & Joy. It's when
our cups are empty that GOD fills them up.
Real happiness comes not on achieving big things
but enjoying the simple blessings in LIFE!
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True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy..
It's about a simple smile whenever you rmmber some1 who
made ur life simple but completely happy..
thank u 4 being 1 of those who made me truly happy...:-)
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God wants me s share this msg. 2 u,
i hope u will also share this to others..
"Evryday God thinks of u"
-psalms 68:19
"Evry hour GOD looks after u"
-2thes. 3:3
"Evry minute GOD cares 4 u"
1Peter 5:7
"Bcoz evry scond HE LOVES YOU"
-Jeremiah 31:3
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GOD doesnt have a twitter, tumblr or facebook ..
but still
.
.
I FOLLOW HIM. ♥
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Good people obtain pure joy not because they do great things but because they do small ones with great love. Happy people don’t have everything in life they just make the best of what God provides.
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you don't see under the water are the struggling
and stressed feet".
Just like our parents:
What you see is not always what it seems..they may look ok,
bu they're sacrificing a lot just to make it possible
for their children to pursue their dreams.
isn't it?
be worthy of their sacrifices...
_________________________________________________
PERSONALITY and ATTITUDE are NOT THE SAME.
my personality stays with me all the time...
but my attitude will depend on da person i am with.
___________________________________________________
"In facing life's ups and downs, let's always cling to GOD
and dwell on His promises. Let us b lyk d finest bamboo,
bending but not breaking."
_____________________________________________________
Each day is full of reasons to praise & thank GOD
even when LIFE seems empty of comfort & Joy. It's when
our cups are empty that GOD fills them up.
Real happiness comes not on achieving big things
but enjoying the simple blessings in LIFE!
___________________________________________________
True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy..
It's about a simple smile whenever you rmmber some1 who
made ur life simple but completely happy..
thank u 4 being 1 of those who made me truly happy...:-)
_____________________________________________________
God wants me s share this msg. 2 u,
i hope u will also share this to others..
"Evryday God thinks of u"
-psalms 68:19
"Evry hour GOD looks after u"
-2thes. 3:3
"Evry minute GOD cares 4 u"
1Peter 5:7
"Bcoz evry scond HE LOVES YOU"
-Jeremiah 31:3
_________________________________________________________
GOD doesnt have a twitter, tumblr or facebook ..
but still
.
.
I FOLLOW HIM. ♥
____________________________________________________________
Good people obtain pure joy not because they do great things but because they do small ones with great love. Happy people don’t have everything in life they just make the best of what God provides.
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Love Quotes Text Messages 190
If you are in luv but afraid to tell
the person for some reasons, just thing about this:
one moment of embarassment?
Or a lifetime of regret?
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Do u know u are nyc?
ur sweet?
ur through of day by day?
ur special?
ur kind?
bt ders sumthng wrong about u
YOUR NOT MINE ...;-(
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If i'm not 4 u, i wll nver have u no mattr
how much I LOVE YOU.
BUT
f u are 4 me, we will olweys be, no mattr how i SET
you FREE..;(
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes,
Girl: Prove it!
Boy: How?
Girl: Jump down from the roof!
.
.
.
.
He walked up to the edge,
and said with a smile, "Push Me"
I want your hands to be the last ones touching me ♥
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Year 2061.
Kid: Grandpa, how did you and Grandma met?
-
-
Grandpa: It all started with a Friend Request :"]
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A little boy and girl watching spongebob while talking
G: how much do you love and need me?
B: I love you more than
Spongebob loves jellyfishing
Sandy loves karate
Mr. krabs loves money
and Squidward loves his clarinet
G: and? how much do u need me?
B: i need you like plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula <":
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the person for some reasons, just thing about this:
one moment of embarassment?
Or a lifetime of regret?
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Do u know u are nyc?
ur sweet?
ur through of day by day?
ur special?
ur kind?
bt ders sumthng wrong about u
YOUR NOT MINE ...;-(
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If i'm not 4 u, i wll nver have u no mattr
how much I LOVE YOU.
BUT
f u are 4 me, we will olweys be, no mattr how i SET
you FREE..;(
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes,
Girl: Prove it!
Boy: How?
Girl: Jump down from the roof!
.
.
.
.
He walked up to the edge,
and said with a smile, "Push Me"
I want your hands to be the last ones touching me ♥
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Year 2061.
Kid: Grandpa, how did you and Grandma met?
-
-
Grandpa: It all started with a Friend Request :"]
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A little boy and girl watching spongebob while talking
G: how much do you love and need me?
B: I love you more than
Spongebob loves jellyfishing
Sandy loves karate
Mr. krabs loves money
and Squidward loves his clarinet
G: and? how much do u need me?
B: i need you like plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula <":
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Monday, August 8, 2011
Love Quotes Text Messages 189
In my lyf,
I dnt nid sm1 hu wul luv me
so much or giv d world 2 me,
nstead i nid sum1 hus gonna b der
and nver leave me "no matter what happn"
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Not evrything stays forever,
BUT,
There are things dat u wud b glad 2 fight for
so you can have them longer.
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We get hurt only by people who occupy a big part
of our heart...the more it hurts, the more
imprtant the person is. But don't' get flattered
Don't hurt people just to know how important you are.
People get tired. Immunity is not always for pain
sometimes it's for the emptiness..
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I dnt nid sm1 hu wul luv me
so much or giv d world 2 me,
nstead i nid sum1 hus gonna b der
and nver leave me "no matter what happn"
__________________________________________
Not evrything stays forever,
BUT,
There are things dat u wud b glad 2 fight for
so you can have them longer.
____________________________________________
We get hurt only by people who occupy a big part
of our heart...the more it hurts, the more
imprtant the person is. But don't' get flattered
Don't hurt people just to know how important you are.
People get tired. Immunity is not always for pain
sometimes it's for the emptiness..
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 184
Life has its way of painting colors
out of the ashes..
It has a beautiful way of singing good songs
out of broken melody..
There's always good things in the middle of wrong,
because GOD has nver failed to make surprises
when we think evrything has turned out to be a mes..
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Evrything will fall at its place at the right time.
Don't rush on what u want to happen in life.
God reserves what u dserve to have
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Wen u feel empty
Wen u feel sad
don't 4gt dat der wud alwys b someone hu
wl nver leave u.
GOD up there.
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out of the ashes..
It has a beautiful way of singing good songs
out of broken melody..
There's always good things in the middle of wrong,
because GOD has nver failed to make surprises
when we think evrything has turned out to be a mes..
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Evrything will fall at its place at the right time.
Don't rush on what u want to happen in life.
God reserves what u dserve to have
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Wen u feel empty
Wen u feel sad
don't 4gt dat der wud alwys b someone hu
wl nver leave u.
GOD up there.
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 183
VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION (Pls read til the end :)) ENJOY!!
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to ...his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
*************************************************
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation, and if so,
you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same. Won't you?
Forward them to increase their knowledge, or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein. :)
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to ...his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
******************************
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation, and if so,
you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same. Won't you?
Forward them to increase their knowledge, or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein. :)
Monday, August 1, 2011
Friendship Quotes Text Messages 71
A friend's love is better than a lover.
A lover may leave but a friend will stay.
A lover could demand but a friend would help
Ur my friend and ILOVEU more than a lover could do.
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A lover may leave but a friend will stay.
A lover could demand but a friend would help
Ur my friend and ILOVEU more than a lover could do.
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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 111
Ngmhal ka,
mnahal kba?
minahal ka nga,
seryoso ba sya?
iniyakan mo,
alam ba nya?
alam nya nga,
may gnawa ba sya?
sinaktan ka,
ngsori ba?
ngsori nga,
inulit nman.
ngpaubya ka na, pnagpalit kpa!
yaan mo na sya, wag ka ng umasa
Mas mbuting mg-isa kesa mgmhal ng wlang kwenta!
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mnahal kba?
minahal ka nga,
seryoso ba sya?
iniyakan mo,
alam ba nya?
alam nya nga,
may gnawa ba sya?
sinaktan ka,
ngsori ba?
ngsori nga,
inulit nman.
ngpaubya ka na, pnagpalit kpa!
yaan mo na sya, wag ka ng umasa
Mas mbuting mg-isa kesa mgmhal ng wlang kwenta!
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Love Quotes Text Messages 188
Nver doubt sum1s love 4u.
f uu find sum mprfctions,
let it b. f u survived d pain,
d happiness s satsfying. nvr fnd a prfct love.,
coz love w/o pain s jst a game.
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f uu find sum mprfctions,
let it b. f u survived d pain,
d happiness s satsfying. nvr fnd a prfct love.,
coz love w/o pain s jst a game.
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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 182
"As long as GOD rules your heart
& as long as goodness resides in your SOUL,no sadness can ever
harm u...
LIFE will always be beautiful..
_______________________________________
Sum pipol might say "Single persons have sad life"
no, we have friends dat make us happy..
sum might also say "nobody cares for us"
dat's also a lie, we have our family love us.
but do u know y i am single?
its because i am looking forward for a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
at d ryt tym wid d RIGHT PERSON and not just for xperience..
________________________________________________________
Learn to see and appreciate the people who choose to understand you, with
or without problems...
try to think about this,
they also have their own problem but still they think
of the best word just to make you feel better!
_________________________________________________________
GOD answers a prayer in 3 ways:
YES, and he gives you what WANT;
NO, and HE gives you something BETTER;
WAIT, and he gives you the BEST
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& as long as goodness resides in your SOUL,no sadness can ever
harm u...
LIFE will always be beautiful..
_______________________________________
Sum pipol might say "Single persons have sad life"
no, we have friends dat make us happy..
sum might also say "nobody cares for us"
dat's also a lie, we have our family love us.
but do u know y i am single?
its because i am looking forward for a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
at d ryt tym wid d RIGHT PERSON and not just for xperience..
________________________________________________________
Learn to see and appreciate the people who choose to understand you, with
or without problems...
try to think about this,
they also have their own problem but still they think
of the best word just to make you feel better!
_________________________________________________________
GOD answers a prayer in 3 ways:
YES, and he gives you what WANT;
NO, and HE gives you something BETTER;
WAIT, and he gives you the BEST
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