Inspirational Quotes Text Message 136

D road to success is not STRAIGHT .
Ders a CURVE called FAILURE
a LOOP called CONFUSION .
SPEED BUMPS called FRIENDS .
RED LIGHTS called ENEMY .
CAUTION LIGHTS called FAMILY .
you will have FLAT TIRES called JOBS.
but if you have SPARE called DETERMINATION .
an ENGINE called PERSEVERANCE .
a DRIVER called GOD .
you will make it 2 a place called..

SUCCESS !!!

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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 67

Sabi nila ang disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth...

sabi ko nman...

tyr mo sa kwarto ko baka mgbgo isip mo..


nyahahaha...

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‎" Ang taong d marunong LUMINGON sa kanyang LIKURAN, sya ay maraming UTANG "
-UntoldStory-

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BF:tel me d truth, how many men hav u slept with? GF:babe, i swear i only slept wid u.. Ung iba kz,hnd tlg ako pinapa2log! Hehe!:p
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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 63

"i may not have the best lovelife in the world..

BUT i am blessed with super great friends in the land.."

thanks for being one..:)"

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Love Quotes Text Messages 153

When i was a baby, i used to cry because i wet my bed.

but now,

its funny that i wet the bed because of
CRYING for someone ;(

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"it hurts like hell to pretend dat ur happy wen deep inside,
ur dying. it takes a lotof effort to flash a smile wen all u want to do is break down
& cry. d saddest part of all, is dat, u want to end d torment yet ur heart just keep
on holding on, living n an illusion dat ders still hope,
wen ol uv got is just a fragile heart."


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Christmas Greetings Texts Messages 3

Naa ra ba koy nahibal-an nimo

la jud ko nag expect

Nagputos na dw ka CHRISTMAS

GIFT para sa ako ulawa pud ani oi

Salamat daan ha...God bless u ;-)

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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 49

when someone throws u a stone

go & find hollow blocks 2 hit em

back!!!8s not ol d tym u have 2

endure the PAIN sumtyms

u have 2 let d person LEARN

a lesson d HARD way...

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 135

sometimes the simplest advice

that you gave to others is the

hardest thing for you to FOLLOW

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it's good to be mature but you can't

deny the fact that for more than

once in your life immaturity made

you HAPPY

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you could be happy achieving

your goal...but you could be

the happiest person if you achieve

it having the one you love beside

you

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Love Quotes Text Messages 152

think twice before leaving a space in someone

heart coz its painful to realize in the end how

much you miss that space & decided to go

back only when someone had taken your place

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A perfect partner in life is someone u can be

with & talk about anything without realizing

dat d day was over...Someone who will always

listen & feel twice d joy or pain ur going thru

When u start 2 feel dat "connection" never

let it go because der is more 2 companionship

dan 2 love only...because in the end, when all else

fails & are consumed, u hld on 2 those times

when you don't even need 2 hear d words

"I LOVE YOU"

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it hurts to deal with a broken promise

yet we don't have the right to blame

the person who made it because

sometimes they really tried their

best to keep it but when destiny

comes in the way no matter how

hard they try they have no other

choice but to break it pain is

painful but it can be healed by

ACCEPTANCE

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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 91

sa Museum

Juan: mao ba ni ang inyong gitawag og ART?

kama-ot! bati-a! yuckzzzzzzzzz ewwwwwww!

painting ba ni?

Tour Guide: dili Sir samin na cya...

SAMIN!!!

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 134

if it doesn't feel right wait until it does

And if it's too late then

it means it was never meant to be

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if you don't correct them

when they upset you

they will never learn

how to treat you right

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so many times i was insulted

so many times i was hurt

know what makes me hold on?

it's the knowledge that in my

life, i have GOD

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Love Quotes Text Messages 151

I learned how to love w/o expecting anything

in return 4 a while 8 felt good...

But soon enough i need 2 stop... Y?

Bcoz the more i love d person d more i loss myself

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one of the most happiest things on earth

is when you know that you're in love

with someone who loves you even MORE

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if dreaming is the only way that i can see u

then i'd rather spend the rest of my life sleeping

for somehow i know i am with you

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 62

"The importance of good friends in our lives

is like the importance of heartbeats...

Though not visible, they silently

support our lives"

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Be with people who knows your worth

You don't need too many people to be

happy. Just a few real ones who

appreciate you for who you are

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8s magic how friendship begins

8s also a mystery how 8 grows

but 1 thing for sure i'm truly

proud 2 have you as my friend

Datz how it's gonna b til the end!

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 133

Strong people know how to keep

their life in order. Even with tears

in their eyes, they still manage

to say "I'm Okay" with a smile...

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"Doing things for others is the best gift

we can give to ourselves. For the heart

is happier when it beats for others"

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There's a choice you have to make

in everything you do, and you must

always keep in mind that the choice

you make... "makes you"

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Love Quotes Text Messages 150

Sometimes in order for you to be perfectly

happy you just have to free those people

who means so much to you. Not because

you don't care anymore it's a way of letting

them feel that too much is not always

tolerable. As the saying goes "no one loses

someone, because no one owns anyone"

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a sweet thought before you start your day

"never love just because they loved back...

instead

love because you felt it..."

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each heart has pains only d way of expression

is different... some hide in their eyes

while others in their smiles

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 132

Find joy in simple things and see beauty in every situation.

When times are difficult, remember that no pain comes

without a purpose...

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Crying alone is better than laughing with

people who pretend to like you...

Life is to express yourself not to

impress others...

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"silence doesn't means yes it could also

mean i'm tired of explaining to people

who doesn't even care to listen with

understanding"

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 131

"sometimes we're not looking for

someone who has everything

but someone who has time to spend

with us more than anything"

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NEVER do anything u can't stand for

Remember: once it's been done

there's no turning back. Life has no

rewinds to play it right...

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true happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy.

its about a simple smile whenever you remember

someone who made your life simple yet completely

HAPPY

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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 66

the BEST part of the morning

is knowing that someone is

waiting for you to wake up

--ikaw pa ra kanino ka

bumabangon?--

NESCAFE

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One boy took a girl to a motel. The girl was

so hot she was wearing a transparent dress

through which everything was visible.

The girl laid on d bed and spread her legs

The boy went near. To be continued...

Share a load P5 for d nxt episode

Limited edition Per DTI-NCR Permit

No. 1621 series of 2010

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Christmas Greetings Texts Messages 2

Every second i remember you

Every minute i miss you

Every hour i care for you

Its all because...

Hapit na ang PASKO!!!

Gift nimo nako huh?

Ako raba naka una...

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member ka ba ng SMP?

SAMAHAN ng MALALAMIG

ang PASKO...

bat di mo i try mg PSP

PASKO SA PILING ko

try mo!!!!

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Dear Santa, I don't want much for

Christmas I just want the person

reading this remain in my life forever

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 130

notice how some people keeps on

communicating with you when

they're not okay....

and then suddenly stops when

their life gets better....

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When life gets too complicated

& confusing;

the best person that could ever

make you feel better is

YOURSELF

Life goes on....

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Take a room for JESUS

in your heart & He will

make a room for you

in HEAVEN

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 129

i knw of sum1 strong acting fine

despite d odds his up now, cud

feel d pain he had from w/n, i

wanted 2 b hs strength wen he

feel weak. lyf must go on...

always b hr 4 u!God will make

a way...

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The most basic and powerful way to connect

to another person is to listen. Just listen.

Perhaps the most important thing we can give

each other is our attention. A loving silence

often has far more power to heal and to

connect than the most well-intentioned words

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being nice to someone you dislike

doesn't mean you're a FAKE

it means you're mature enough

to tolerate your dislike towards them

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Love Quotes Text Messages 149

even if i had a million

reasons to leave you

i would still look 4

one just 2 stay with you

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a simple talk can save millions of relationship

in this world....

if and only if both sides will be open to make

things right....

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"CLOSENESS is far different from

ROMANTICALLY IN LOVE"

a thought that's always been

misunderstood by most

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 128

if you show u are weak

you've accepted defeat!

spread your arms & keep

ur head held high! good things

are better taken n d less u

notice....

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a serious piece of advice:

leave people who doesn't

see your real worth and

fall for someone who feels

contented having you

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its when u smile that ur able 2

hide every pain u have inside

but its also wen u smile dat u

create d biggest and most

hurtful lie

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 127

Happiness begins at the point of acceptance

the point when we stop questioning why

sometimes things are unfair...

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There's nothing wrong with looking

like a fool when what you are doing

is SMART...

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"there are things in our life that aren't

meant to stay. sometimes , CHANGE

may not what we want, but sometimes

CHANGE is exactly what we needed"

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 126

I live life d way I wanted to

so with, would speak up & I

really mean every word I

say...It's my BEST way to

EXPRESS myself to feel

better

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Everyones NOT afraid of trying again

They're just afraid of getting hurt for

the same reason, but life is simply

unpredictable. You'll never get the answer

to your questions until you learn to

risk something

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Sometimes it's better to be clueless

about what's happening around you

rather than knowing every bit of

information that would silently

kill you

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Love Quotes Text Messages 148

you know it is LOVE

when you have been saying

GOODBYE for how many times

but still...

you are not ready to LEAVE

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sumtyms we're not looking for

someone hu has everything

but someone hu has tym to

spend w/ us more dan anything

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Have you ever realized that when people

say you've changed, it's just because you've

stopped living your life...THEIR way???

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Love Quotes Text Messages 147

A person who intentionally avoids u,

ignores u, & hurts u myt sumtyms

be an indication dat he/she is so

damn scared to fall inlove w/u...

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commitment is hard when you know it's

not you who occupies his/her heart and

you are just an excuse to forget his past

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one of the hardest part in life is forcing

yourself to forget the things that made

you happy just because it's over

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 125

Life is traveled only once

2days moment becomes

2morows memory

enjoy every moment

good, bad, hapi or sad

bcoz d gift of life comes

from GOD...

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There's nothing wrong about being happy

Especially when you know it's about time

that you deserve to be...

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if ders 1 mistake in my whole life

dat i will tolerate....

8 is wen, i am kind 2 dos hu

doesn't even deserve my

kindness...

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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 48

not all the time silence means YES

sometimes ...

silence means

LOADING....

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do not do unto others

what we did last night!!!

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GOODBYE is the most painful

word to hear

but for me....

it's the best word ever

LIKE THIS:

"GOODBYE class! you're dismissed"

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TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire

write your life history

(1 boy didn't write)

TEACHER: why r u not writing?

BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 124

Behind my smile are all of my lies

Behind this whole body is a broken me

Behind the jokes I make, are laughters

sometimes I fake

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A nonsense conversation makes sense

when your talking with someone

special

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We have so many needs in our life

but the only need that we want

the most is...

to be NEEDED by someone we

really NEED...

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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 90

Mama: Nak, nganung ngkabulingit mn ka?

Anak: kabantay ka anang kanal dri ma?

Mama: Oo nak, kbantay ko. Nganu man?

Anak: ako wla.

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One guy shouted inside the church & said:

Ihunong ang kasal! Minyo na ang girl!

The people shouted back:

e sure na part BUNYAG ni...

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ayaw mo kabalaka anang 2012

end of the world d na tinood

ebidenxa...

naa koy beefloaf diri sa balai

mo expire 2013 pa!!!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Message 125

Attitude is like p0sing
for pictures,

we p0se d way
we want to be seen by others,

but st0len sh0ts are better..

it captures who
we really are...:)

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‎"Always keep y0ur w0rds s0ft and sweet,
just in case y0u'll have to eat them,
y0u can swall0w it well"


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i was searching 4 true love, but i cudn't find any1..

2 my surprise.. I FOUND HIM! hanging on d cross dying 4 my sins a man named

JESUS!

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Let me share w/ u a beautiful allegory - The pencil maker told
the pencils 5 important lessons:
1st, everything u do will always leave a mark.
2nd, u can always correct d mmistakes u make;
3rd, wat i impt is what is inside u;
4th, in life u will undergo painful sharpenings w/c will make u a better pencil.
And most imprtantly, 4 u 2 bcome d best pencil, u must allow urself 2b held & guided
by d hand dat holds u!

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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 47

Girl is the SubjEct,

Boy is the PredicatE,

When the Predicate
t0uches the SubjEct...

Baby is the Direct Object!

hahahaha

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WEDDING STATUS: A newly married man saved his wife's # on his cel as 'MY LIFE.' after 1yr of marriage he changed d # to MY WIFE after 2yrs, he changed d # to HOME after 5yrs of marriage, he changed d # to HITLER after 10yrs of marriage,he changed d # to "WRONG NUMBER!":D

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YOU AND I

PROMISE ME WALANG IWANAN KAHIT ANONG MANGYARI AKO AT IKAW
YOU AR THE ROOF IM THE CEILING YOU ARE THE FLOOR IM THE TILES
YOU AR THE MOON IM THE STAR YOU ARE THE SUN IM RAYS IM THE
TREE................ YOU ARE THE MONKEY."

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Tagalog Jokes Quotes Text Messages 65

PAMATAY NA BIRA:

B: pwd ba umakyat ng ligaw?
G: sory wla kaming stairs
B: may I hold ur hand?
G: no thanks, d naman siya mabigat
B: sabihin mong mahal mo ko
G: mahal mo ko
B: mahal, I want 2 dance like ds 4ever
G: don’t u want 2 mprove?
B: I would go 2 d end of d world 4 u
G: really? But cud u stay der?
B: I love u and I would die 4 u
G: how soon?
B: kaw lang nag-iisang babae sa buhay ko
G: wla ka bang nanay?
B: do u have boyfriend?
G: wla..eh ayaw ng asawa ko eh..


-bang!! Hahaha

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(Vice Ganda sumakay sa isang walang pasaherong jeep)

Vice: Ma, bayad po.
Driver: isa lang?

Vice: (vice napikon) Ay Hindi! Dalawan yan! Nakakahiya naman sayo! Ako lang pasahero mo! Ililibre na kita! kakaloka to!

Vice: Ma, para po.
Driver: Bababa ka?

Vice: Ay hindi! Sasakay ako ulit! Gusto mo ikaw ang bumaba?! Kalurkey taong to!

Haha Weww..

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Boy: Anong masasabi mo sa mukha ko?

Girl: Naaalala ko yung kantang Billionaire.

Boy: bakit? Pangmayaman ba?

Girl: Hindi! So Frickin' Bad..

Hahaha

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BABALA:
ang pag in0m nang GENEBRA SAN MIGUEL ay s0brang nakakasama nang itchura!! Kitang kita ang ebidinxa sa bag0ng m0del0 na si...

ALING DI0NISIA.. Haha

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Mga simpling pangarap..
Pedr0: gust0 k0ng maging NURSE para makatul0ng xa KAPWA..
Erning: ako D0kt0r para makagam0t nang KAPWA..
Nene: ako Superher0 para masagip ko ang nagigipit na KAPWA..
Kik0: ako may0r, 2l0ngan ko KAPWA ko..
Lin0: ako presidenti, maglilingk0d ako sa KAPWA ko..
Juan tamad: ako?! Gust0 ko maging KAPWA.. Hahaha

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Best kn0ck kn0ck..
Nanay: Kn0ck kn0ck kn0ck
Pedr0: wh0's der??
Nanay: nanay m0!
Pedr0: nanay m0 wh0?!
Nanay: nanay ni nim0 b0anga ka!!Pasudla ko...
Hahaha

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Love Story Quotes Text Messages

Der was a boy having relationship but txting another gurl.

F boy geln luv w/ his txtm8

Den d boy decided 2 break his gf.

He told his gf:”Bhe, I love you bt now I’m nluv w/ sum1 else”.

Den d boy hurriedly went home & texted his txtm8.

“babe im very excited 2 tel u dis, I broke up w/ her, ilove u so much!”

D gurl replied…

“how can u say u love me wen u olredi left me”




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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 66

Pano kung piso nalang lod mo?

Taz biglang nagtxt X mo..Sbi,“pwd pa bang mging tau uli? Kc mhal p kita eh“

Ngtxt din c present mo sbi, ,“Gaano mu ako kmhal?“

Ngtxt dn Crush mo cbi,“ my aaminin ako sau, gusto kta! Gusto mu rin ba ako?“

Cno unang ettxt mo??


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B0y: gust0 m0 libre kita nang si0amai at h0pia??
Girl: huh? bakit?
B0y: wala lang, i just want t0 si0amai l0ve t0 y0u and h0pia l0ve me t0o..


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unique tlga sa txt! pwd mg-ILUVU
khit d galin sa puso pwd mging kau kahit d nman 22o
pwd mainluv khit laro lang at pwd itxt sa mnamahal
ang di kyang sabhin ng harap harapan
lalo nsa sa taong mhal mo

lagi mung tndaan ang cp ay mundo ng KASINUNGALINGAN

im sure mraming mttamaan..

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Visayan Jokes Quotes Text Messages 89

JOKE TYM!!!

Anak: tay, buros ko..

Tatay: tan-awa! Ingnan tika na ayaw kompyansa anang imong uyab nga karun!

Anak: Unsaon man tay, nga dli man jod mapug-ngan!

Tatay: Diba, gi-ingnan taka nga kugn mogunit sa imo totoy, ingna “DON’T!”
Kung mogunit sa imo bugan, ingna “STOP!”

Anak: unya tay, kay gidungan man nya ug hikap, di ingon ko

“DON’T’ STOP.”

Hehehe….

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‎"If y0u d0n't take g0od care of urself, we will take g0od care of y0u"..

-a reminder fr0m St. Peter's Funeral H0mes-

"Ang iny0ng kamatay0n, am0ng kaugma0n"..

hahaha

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Juan:d0k ngan0 og m0 inum ko og ReD HORSE m0 sakit man ak0ng dughan, per0 kung libre dili man??
D0kt0r: nipis im0ng baga per0 im0ng nawng BAGA!!!

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s2dent na sabaan sulod sa clasrum:

MAESTRO: dong mura kag tulos.

STUDENT: y man sir?


MAESTRO: ky lami ky ka ipagawas!

-hahaha!



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Love Quotes Text Messages 146

They say: ‚“LOVE WILL KEEP US A LIVE“

But why are people committing suicides?!

Maybe the truth is” “TOO MUCH LOVE WILL KILL YOU”


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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you…

But will also take every risk just to be with you, no matter how it was COMPLICATED!


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Every man is afraid of something dats how u know he loves u

Wen he’s afraid of losing u


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True luv is not show by HUGS & KISSES…

SEX?

To make relationship strong?

Come on!! Its lust, NOT LOVE!

Wen ur truly nluv…

U shud knw how to be patient, wait til d ryt tym comes…

Give RESPECT to d 1 u luv..
It’s nyc to be nluv wen u knw how to wait…

Not on how to mke fun!


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I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close. I love you, but you don’t know.

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Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.


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She's the reason I'm messed up. the reason I can't get myself into another
relationship, no matter how hard I try, no matter how bad I want to, I'm
scared. I'm scared of hurting someone else. Because I could never love
anyone the way I love her...

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never wish 4 a prfect partner..

nver expect 4 an amazing romance..

never set standards bout whom u should love..

coz most of d times.. d one whos asks 4 d best, ends up havin...

"LEFT OVERS"

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facebook?

8s more dan a place 2 me,

8 reminds of a place of fun & friendship..
bt dd u know wats d best part bein included in dat place?

ive met ya there :)

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Tagalog Joke Quotes Text Messages 64

Ano sa English ang pusa?

CAT!!

Eh ang pusa na marunong lumangoy?

SUPERCAT!!

Eh ang pusa na klala ng lahat?

SICAT!!

Un pusa na inaabutan hanggang umaga sa plaza?

BURICAT!!

Eh ang pusa na dancer?

PUSSICAT!!

Eh ang pusa na maganda?

MALINGCAT!!

Eh un pusa na mayor?

LOBRICAT !!

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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 20

Luv ka ni Mama Mary kya umabot ito sayo.
Pray; “Mama na birhen ng Manaoag, tulungan mo po kami sa mga problema naming. Maraming salamat po!” pass mo ito sa 12 katao kasama ako. Tatanggap ka ng milagro bukas. Wag mong balewalain sacrifice pls. Wish ka bago isend ds message, remember sa 12 mo lang isend.

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Jesus and santa claus talking.. Jesus: alam mu naiinggit ako sayo.. sta claus: bakit? nMan? Jesus: kc ikaw ang inaabangan nila sa birthday ko..:'c >sadful truth<


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Love Quotes Text Messages 145

All my life I have been searching for true magic,

But you were right here beside me the whole time.

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Tagalog Love Quotes Text Messages 65

“Anong saysay ng SOMETHING nyo kung may SOMEONE nman sya?”

Lets REVERSE…

“anong saysay ng SOMEONE nya kung may SOMETHING nman kau?”

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Kissing Quotes Text Messages

Aside form chewing.

Kissing is also proven to be a good exercise for the tongue

So, whenever you need to exercise your tongue, just call me up and ill give u…

A chewing gum…

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Visayan Quotes Text Messages 88

AHENTE: (toktok sa balay, nisulod, gisabwagan ug kalit sa salog ang tae sa kabayo ug miingon):

“Mam, kung di ni malimpyo sa akong produkto nga vacuum cleaner, kan-on ni nako.”

MRS: Kan-a jud na kay brown-out ra ba!!

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Ex.

Ug ikaw usa ka DAHON



Ug ako usa ka CATERPILAR

Pwede ba ka nko KAMANGON…


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Inspirational Quotes Text Message 124

Let the lord fight your battles, deal with your problems & direct your decisions…

When you have done your best, trust the lord to do the rest

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I rcvd s txt from a friend. I am 4warding 8 to u bcoz I blive dat u will pass 8 on. Bt f u r busy, I’ll understand. 38 seconds prayer: Lord, thank u for this great day I love and need you to come into my heart. Do bless me, my family, my home, my work and my friends. With you all things are possible. In jesus Christ name, Amen. Pls pass ds 2 8 pipol xcept me. Sumthng gud will cme 2 u 2mrow.

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Be with people who knows your worth.

You don’t need too many people to be happy.

Just a few real ones who appreciate you for who you are.


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Tagalog Logic Quotes Text Messages

LOGIC: may dlawang la2ki, nagllakad sa gubat.
May nkasalubong na batang my dalang pugad.

Nagtanong ang isang la2ki: “bata, anu pangalan mu?

Sbi ng bata, kung anu ang ating pandinig at kng anu ang aking dala at kng ilan kayo, un ang pangalan ko.

Tanong: nu ang pngalan ng bta?

NO reply w/ n 2 min . low IQ

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 87

Isang gabi sumakay ako ng jeep

Lahat ng pasahero nkatitigsa akin

walang umiimik, cnubukan ko mgbyad

pro d nila inaabot ang pera ko...

Kinilabutan ako my isang mtndang

bumolong skin "hndi kna dpat nparito

umalis kana habng my oras ka pa"

Napalunok ako ano hong ibig nyo

sabihin? PAKYAW NAMO NI!!!

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 64

Minsan wala ka namang ginagawa

pro minamahal ka....

Samantalang yong iba, ginagawa

na ang lahat para lang mapansin

NASAKTAN pa!!!

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Survivor Story Quotes Text Messages

Sometimes you have to fall from

the mountain to realize what you

are climbing for....

Obstacles are placed in our way

to see if what we want is really

worth fighting for...

From every wound there's a scar

& every scar there's a story...

A story that says:

I was deeply wounded but I

SURVIVED

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 144

"we get HURT the moment

we start to CARE...

and they will only start to

CARE when they realize

that we get HURT..."

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 123

never be afraid to be different...

because the more different you

are from the rest, the more u

make urself deserving of ur

existence...

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"we can never go back & change

what has been done......

but we can always earn d lessons

learned 2 make things better

next time...."

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Sumtymz its better 2 be in silence

than 2 tell oderz what u feel...

coz it only hurts wen u knw dat dey

can listen but dey juz dont understand

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 143

Its easy to love sum1 who simply smiles

talks making fun and stares at you...

the only hard thing about dat is how

to make dat person fall for you...

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"Never let quarrels stay too long because

when u let every minute pass by w/o fixing

things, it might change everything."

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being d 3rd party doesn't mean ur

destroying a relationship, 8 only means

u made two people realize that they

are not meant to be u....

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 122

"D finest hour in our life is when

we have done good things to

nameless people without expecting

them to remember our acts of love & kindness

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When we feel being poisoned by stress,

pressure, pain and failures: the best

antidote is to PRAY...Nothing more,

nothing less...

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"don't change yourself to adjust

to persons who don't like u....

fro personality theorem to be

proven...but a postulate to be

accepted..."

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 121

no one can go back and change

a beginning; but...

ANYONE can start now and

create a successful ending...

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"if they don't know how to

value you, let them go...its

much better to loose them...

than to feel STUPID all the time..."

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don't always believe in wordz that people

around us say...even if its pleasant to your

ear, make you shiver in good way or make

your heart beats faster...you know why???

because even in the middle of the word

"BELIEVE" you can find the word "LIE"

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 142

we are commonly scared of losing sum1

but w/c is better losing sum1 or...

LOSING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE???

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i know im over it, i know im fine

but when i hear something about

them...i just lay down and close

my eyes thinking..."TO HELL

WITH THEM..." BITTER?!!!

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you can always crave for anyone...

but there will always be that special

someone...who's enough for you to

forget the rest...

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