Love ka ni Mama Mary kya umabot ito syo.
Just pray: "Mahal na birhen ng peñafrancia,2longan
nyopo kmi sa mga problma nmin. Mrming
slamat po!" Ipasa mo
ito sa 12 ka tao ksma ako. tatanggap k ng milagro
bukas. Wag mong balewalain sacrifice pls.
WIsh b4 u send dis msg. God bless ur family
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Friday, November 13, 2009
Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 54
11 proofs dat ur inlove:
1. Prati m xang iniisip
2. Caring k sknya
3. Nhhiya k pag lumlapit xa sau
4. Gsto m na mpansin k nya
5. Nagwoworry k pag absent xa or kpag may skit xa
6.Inaalala mo yung hapi momnts nyo
8. Hbang bnbsa mo to may isang tao ang pmsok sa isip mo
9. Sa kaiisp m s knya d m npnsin na wlang number 7
10. bmlik k pra tngnan ito
11. at nttwa k kc wla nga tlga.
bsta luv ang pnaguusapn mwwla ka tlga! hehe..
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1. Prati m xang iniisip
2. Caring k sknya
3. Nhhiya k pag lumlapit xa sau
4. Gsto m na mpansin k nya
5. Nagwoworry k pag absent xa or kpag may skit xa
6.Inaalala mo yung hapi momnts nyo
8. Hbang bnbsa mo to may isang tao ang pmsok sa isip mo
9. Sa kaiisp m s knya d m npnsin na wlang number 7
10. bmlik k pra tngnan ito
11. at nttwa k kc wla nga tlga.
bsta luv ang pnaguusapn mwwla ka tlga! hehe..
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Labels:
Tagalog Love Quotes
Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 69
Sa semnteryo usa ka gbie:
GARD: sus! maryusep..abi kog kalag ka.
unsa imong gitiltil sa lapida?
NAGTILTIL: ang amaw!wrong spelling ako pnglan.
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PANGIT: unfair kau ang klibutan,mypag mamatay
nlng koh..
FAIRY: ayw! 2ngod boutan ka gaan tkag pako.
PANGIT: yehey!
himoon koh nmoh ANGEL?
FAIRY: ambsyosa! KWAKNIT rah oi!
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GARD: sus! maryusep..abi kog kalag ka.
unsa imong gitiltil sa lapida?
NAGTILTIL: ang amaw!wrong spelling ako pnglan.
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PANGIT: unfair kau ang klibutan,mypag mamatay
nlng koh..
FAIRY: ayw! 2ngod boutan ka gaan tkag pako.
PANGIT: yehey!
himoon koh nmoh ANGEL?
FAIRY: ambsyosa! KWAKNIT rah oi!
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Labels:
Visayan Jokes
Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 40
gud persons are made of sugar and spice..
but my friends are made of redhorse and ice
so cool..
nice one!..
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if you ask me how long i'll be your friend
my answer will be i don't know because i'll
really don't know which one longer forever or
always!..
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but my friends are made of redhorse and ice
so cool..
nice one!..
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if you ask me how long i'll be your friend
my answer will be i don't know because i'll
really don't know which one longer forever or
always!..
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Labels:
Friendship Quotes
Love Qoutes Text Messages 104
Maybe the reason why i have
to stop loving a person,
is because FATE
chose both of us to be FRIENDS,
where forever is a lot more possible.
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y 8s dat no matter how u try 2 4get
sumthng from ur past..
memories haunts u and find 8self
to be recalled :(
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he was mine but not really,
i never really had him so i nver really
lost him
i guess, this is how we'll always be.
i had him, he had me..
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why do things have to change when we
expect them to stay the same?
then..
why do feelings remain the same
when things have already changed?
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wen u say ur comited 2 sum1..
it doesn't necessarily mean ur nluv
wid d person..
feelings r very short lived..
u maybe nluv wid d prson now..
but sumtyms , u end up hating dat person.
comitment s not all about mere felings..
its about d need 2 be wid d person..
a need dat says
"no mater how had d weather might become
..im willing to stay..
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"if you love what you're doing, you'll never
get bored."
same with..
"if you love that someone, you'll nver get tired."
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the easiest way not to get hurt is
not to care
but i guess thats the hardest thing to do either.
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i never been brave in cupid's eyes
i tend to hide what i really feel,
pretend to be fine, despite the pain
deep within. now i've realized
"nobody has the right to hurt me,unless i take them
away my happiness"
-don't love just for the sake of having one
but love bcoz you know your partner is the right
one.
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Letting go is proper when you have already
shown how much u love person & still nothing
happend. It is proper when u know it in your heart
that u did your part, & even half of his
part, but all remained unreciprocated.
Letting go is not really giving up
on how feel about a certain person, it is sometimes
just choosing to love him from afar, just from afar
to save yourself from further trouble..
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to stop loving a person,
is because FATE
chose both of us to be FRIENDS,
where forever is a lot more possible.
_______________________________________________
y 8s dat no matter how u try 2 4get
sumthng from ur past..
memories haunts u and find 8self
to be recalled :(
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he was mine but not really,
i never really had him so i nver really
lost him
i guess, this is how we'll always be.
i had him, he had me..
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why do things have to change when we
expect them to stay the same?
then..
why do feelings remain the same
when things have already changed?
_________________________________________________
wen u say ur comited 2 sum1..
it doesn't necessarily mean ur nluv
wid d person..
feelings r very short lived..
u maybe nluv wid d prson now..
but sumtyms , u end up hating dat person.
comitment s not all about mere felings..
its about d need 2 be wid d person..
a need dat says
"no mater how had d weather might become
..im willing to stay..
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"if you love what you're doing, you'll never
get bored."
same with..
"if you love that someone, you'll nver get tired."
________________________________________________
the easiest way not to get hurt is
not to care
but i guess thats the hardest thing to do either.
__________________________________________________
i never been brave in cupid's eyes
i tend to hide what i really feel,
pretend to be fine, despite the pain
deep within. now i've realized
"nobody has the right to hurt me,unless i take them
away my happiness"
-don't love just for the sake of having one
but love bcoz you know your partner is the right
one.
____________________________________________________
Letting go is proper when you have already
shown how much u love person & still nothing
happend. It is proper when u know it in your heart
that u did your part, & even half of his
part, but all remained unreciprocated.
Letting go is not really giving up
on how feel about a certain person, it is sometimes
just choosing to love him from afar, just from afar
to save yourself from further trouble..
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Labels:
Love Quotes
Monday, November 9, 2009
Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 85
Prayer is the best cleansing theraphy of
the heart and the most effective purifier
of the soul..
it converts hatred into love and chnges
anger into happiness..
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LIfe is hard because we see the obstacles. not the goals.
Life is painful becuase we see the tears. not the smiles.
People are rejected because we see thier faults. not thier goodness..
It is the way we look at things that makes this world worthwhile. not our judgement..
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the harder ur try to forget something,
the more u think about it unconsiously.
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be more concerned with ur character than
with ur reputation because character is
what u really are awhile reputation is merely
what others think u are.
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a lesson learned from sai of naruto
shippuden:
"d best way to escape reality w/o running,
is smiling
even though it is obviously fake..
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STRANGE FACTS:
1.There's always a little truth behind
evry "JUST KIDDING"
2. A little knowledge behind every "I DON'T KNOW"
3. A little emotion behind every "I DON'T CARE".
4. A little pain behind every "ITS OK".
so rmmber what you see and what you hear is not
what you always get..
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"Experience is the best teacher"
why? bcoz people learn from heart aches
and disappointments..
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"d highest courage s 2 dare 2b urself n
d face of advrsity; choosng ryt ovr wrong,
ethics ovr convenience,truth
ovr popularity;
ds r choices dat measure our lyf; travel d path
of integrity w/0 luking back.
4 dr s nver a wrong tym 2 do d ryt thing..
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a prfect start doesn't matter a perfect ending but
how u finish is just as important as how you begin
run life's race with courage and perseverance.
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Coins always make sound..
But paper money are always silent.
So when your value increases,
keep urself silent and humble
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GOD hears;
what is not spoken, & understands what is not
not explained, for His love doesn't work in the lips
norin the mind, but in the HEART..
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have you tried that sum1 special in ur
lyf is not talking to u or paying attention
to u? it hurts a lot right?
Just imagine how God feels when we treat him that way.
Do u let the day pass acting as if He don't exist?
Let us always seek God's presence in our lives!
________________________________________________________
the heart and the most effective purifier
of the soul..
it converts hatred into love and chnges
anger into happiness..
________________________________________________
LIfe is hard because we see the obstacles. not the goals.
Life is painful becuase we see the tears. not the smiles.
People are rejected because we see thier faults. not thier goodness..
It is the way we look at things that makes this world worthwhile. not our judgement..
_________________________________________________
the harder ur try to forget something,
the more u think about it unconsiously.
_________________________________________________
be more concerned with ur character than
with ur reputation because character is
what u really are awhile reputation is merely
what others think u are.
__________________________________________________
a lesson learned from sai of naruto
shippuden:
"d best way to escape reality w/o running,
is smiling
even though it is obviously fake..
____________________________________________________
STRANGE FACTS:
1.There's always a little truth behind
evry "JUST KIDDING"
2. A little knowledge behind every "I DON'T KNOW"
3. A little emotion behind every "I DON'T CARE".
4. A little pain behind every "ITS OK".
so rmmber what you see and what you hear is not
what you always get..
_____________________________________________________
"Experience is the best teacher"
why? bcoz people learn from heart aches
and disappointments..
_____________________________________________________
"d highest courage s 2 dare 2b urself n
d face of advrsity; choosng ryt ovr wrong,
ethics ovr convenience,truth
ovr popularity;
ds r choices dat measure our lyf; travel d path
of integrity w/0 luking back.
4 dr s nver a wrong tym 2 do d ryt thing..
______________________________________________________
a prfect start doesn't matter a perfect ending but
how u finish is just as important as how you begin
run life's race with courage and perseverance.
_______________________________________________________
Coins always make sound..
But paper money are always silent.
So when your value increases,
keep urself silent and humble
_______________________________________________________
GOD hears;
what is not spoken, & understands what is not
not explained, for His love doesn't work in the lips
norin the mind, but in the HEART..
_______________________________________________________
have you tried that sum1 special in ur
lyf is not talking to u or paying attention
to u? it hurts a lot right?
Just imagine how God feels when we treat him that way.
Do u let the day pass acting as if He don't exist?
Let us always seek God's presence in our lives!
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Labels:
Inspirational Quotes
Love Qoutes Text Messages 105
You should think that even how a person loves you,
consider the fact that you're not the only one who could
make him/her happy.
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Finding perfect love?
Dr s no prfect love...
D only thing u can do 2
make 8 somhow
prfect..
s 2 b..
Satisfied w/ one..
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u can miz sum1 hud died,
even sum1 hu moved away..
but the worst is, to miz sum1
who's just around..
but dey's not missng u at all..
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wen boys got jealous, its normal,
when girls got jealous, lucky the boys
she loves, you know why?
only few girls know how to be loyal..
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A little jealousy is nice in a realtionship..
why?
for 8s always nice to know,
that someone is afraid 2 lose you!
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its bttr to wound urself to seek 4 d better..
rather dan continously being wounded by d one
u thought was d best..
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I've always wanted a guy who can only stay
mad at me for 59 seconds..
because a minute w/o me is just too unbearable for him.
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true love
s sumthing can't b xplained
w/ our lips nor can't b 4 gotten just
n a blink of an eye..
bt 1 thng 4xur, f u got sparted
frm each other, bcoz evrything has 8s own acceptance
s d only soluxion 2 heal ur wounds..
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i don't need sum1 who is so matured 2
stop my immaturity
what i need is someone who can ride on my
immaturity & maturely understands me!
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if he or she is not even afraid to lose you,
do you still find it wothwhile to stay?
obviously not dat worth!..
_____________________________________________________________________
you can always love TWO at the same time..
ALways possible..but you can never love them both
on the same weight.
______________________________________________________________________
do u knw dat wen a prson apers in ur drems,
dat prson wants 2 see u?
-TIME MAGAZINE
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it takes a thousand sweet efforts to build
a great relationship..
yet one stupid error can destroy evrything you have started..
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consider the fact that you're not the only one who could
make him/her happy.
___________________________________________________________
Finding perfect love?
Dr s no prfect love...
D only thing u can do 2
make 8 somhow
prfect..
s 2 b..
Satisfied w/ one..
_____________________________________________________________
u can miz sum1 hud died,
even sum1 hu moved away..
but the worst is, to miz sum1
who's just around..
but dey's not missng u at all..
_______________________________________________________________
wen boys got jealous, its normal,
when girls got jealous, lucky the boys
she loves, you know why?
only few girls know how to be loyal..
_________________________________________________________________
A little jealousy is nice in a realtionship..
why?
for 8s always nice to know,
that someone is afraid 2 lose you!
__________________________________________________________________
its bttr to wound urself to seek 4 d better..
rather dan continously being wounded by d one
u thought was d best..
__________________________________________________________________
I've always wanted a guy who can only stay
mad at me for 59 seconds..
because a minute w/o me is just too unbearable for him.
___________________________________________________________________
true love
s sumthing can't b xplained
w/ our lips nor can't b 4 gotten just
n a blink of an eye..
bt 1 thng 4xur, f u got sparted
frm each other, bcoz evrything has 8s own acceptance
s d only soluxion 2 heal ur wounds..
___________________________________________________________________
i don't need sum1 who is so matured 2
stop my immaturity
what i need is someone who can ride on my
immaturity & maturely understands me!
_____________________________________________________________________
if he or she is not even afraid to lose you,
do you still find it wothwhile to stay?
obviously not dat worth!..
_____________________________________________________________________
you can always love TWO at the same time..
ALways possible..but you can never love them both
on the same weight.
______________________________________________________________________
do u knw dat wen a prson apers in ur drems,
dat prson wants 2 see u?
-TIME MAGAZINE
_____________________________________________________________________
it takes a thousand sweet efforts to build
a great relationship..
yet one stupid error can destroy evrything you have started..
____________________________________________________________________
Labels:
Love Quotes
Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 53
smtyms i think twice
b4 i txt u bka kc bz ka,bad trip, wla sa mood
o kya namn wlang blak mgreply pro ayus lang un
at least dba i stil care to u.
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pnili kng ikaw aking mhalin.
khit d kita mkkita at mkkpiling
npakahirap at nag titiis prin
mlayo kman sa akin at ptuloy prin kta iibgin
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hirap tlga ng totoo
lgi ka nlng nssktan , lgi ka nlng umaasa
pro ako khit mhirap ggwin ko,
mhlin lng din ako ng totoo.
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"huwag mong bitwan ang isang bagay kung ayaw
mo nmang mkita
na hawak xa ng iba
"bob ong"
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b4 i txt u bka kc bz ka,bad trip, wla sa mood
o kya namn wlang blak mgreply pro ayus lang un
at least dba i stil care to u.
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pnili kng ikaw aking mhalin.
khit d kita mkkita at mkkpiling
npakahirap at nag titiis prin
mlayo kman sa akin at ptuloy prin kta iibgin
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hirap tlga ng totoo
lgi ka nlng nssktan , lgi ka nlng umaasa
pro ako khit mhirap ggwin ko,
mhlin lng din ako ng totoo.
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"huwag mong bitwan ang isang bagay kung ayaw
mo nmang mkita
na hawak xa ng iba
"bob ong"
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Labels:
Tagalog Love Quotes
Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 39
LISTEN AND SILENT
are two words having the same letters.
they are significant in a FRIENDSHIP
coz only a friend can listen to u when you are silent.
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..its weird how u go frm bein
strangers 2 bein frndz 2 bein mor dan frndz
then suddenly..
back 2 bein practically strangers agen..
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are two words having the same letters.
they are significant in a FRIENDSHIP
coz only a friend can listen to u when you are silent.
___________________________________________________________
..its weird how u go frm bein
strangers 2 bein frndz 2 bein mor dan frndz
then suddenly..
back 2 bein practically strangers agen..
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Labels:
Friendship Quotes
Jokes Qoutes 38
love can remove fears
love can remove doubts
love can remove worries
and love can remove underwears too.
so be careful..=)
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DIFFICULT REALITY:
"Waiting 4 d right 1 is never that EASY...
specially when d wrong 1 is so..
YUMMY!.."
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love can remove doubts
love can remove worries
and love can remove underwears too.
so be careful..=)
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DIFFICULT REALITY:
"Waiting 4 d right 1 is never that EASY...
specially when d wrong 1 is so..
YUMMY!.."
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Labels:
Jokes
Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 18
"My newest philosophy in lyf"
unsaon manang naay uyab pro murag wla?
mau pa ng wlay uyab pro mrag naa.
murag dghan pa cla..hahaha..
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THE STORY OF TXTM8'S EYEBALLING
Girl: mag sul.ob koh og yellow blouse,kw?
BOy: i'll wear green.
at d coffee shop, ugly gurl cums n yellow bt
now guy n green, she approaches d guy n red.
Girl: excuse me, r u my txtm8?
Boy: ngee! nka green bah diay koh? tka ka rman..
wahahah..
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unsaon manang naay uyab pro murag wla?
mau pa ng wlay uyab pro mrag naa.
murag dghan pa cla..hahaha..
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THE STORY OF TXTM8'S EYEBALLING
Girl: mag sul.ob koh og yellow blouse,kw?
BOy: i'll wear green.
at d coffee shop, ugly gurl cums n yellow bt
now guy n green, she approaches d guy n red.
Girl: excuse me, r u my txtm8?
Boy: ngee! nka green bah diay koh? tka ka rman..
wahahah..
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Labels:
Visayan Love Quotes
Inspirational Tagalog Qoutes Text Messages 9
Alam mo ang tao sobrang kinukulit c God
pag may problema. pero pag c God tumatwag
mdlas dedma. hindi mo ba alam kung bakit siya
nkapako siya sa krus?
una sa dhil sa kasalanan ko,mo,at nila.
yan ang wlang pgmmhal ni Kristong Panginoon.
"Lord, i'm so sorry 4 causing u too much pain
send dis many as u can.
remmber God knows kung pra sa kalokohan
may tym ka mg4ward ng mssg eh pra ky God kya?
dis is worth sending to all..
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pag may problema. pero pag c God tumatwag
mdlas dedma. hindi mo ba alam kung bakit siya
nkapako siya sa krus?
una sa dhil sa kasalanan ko,mo,at nila.
yan ang wlang pgmmhal ni Kristong Panginoon.
"Lord, i'm so sorry 4 causing u too much pain
send dis many as u can.
remmber God knows kung pra sa kalokohan
may tym ka mg4ward ng mssg eh pra ky God kya?
dis is worth sending to all..
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Labels:
Inspirational Tagalog Quotes
Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 22
One beautiful angel
was knockin at ur door saying
"hey cutie! wake up tym 2 thank God
for ds wonderful day"
GOOD MORNING!!! ^-^
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mornings are created
to see the beauty
of life once again!
and to know that there are people
who cares about u..
and i'm one of them@ blessed day..
Gud morning!
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we alwys luk at our scars as ugly marks
but sumtyms, lets try 2 consider 8 as a nyc thing
as a symbol dat sumthing painful nn da
past had been healed..
morning!
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u might be sleeping right now
& probably just started 2 dream.
wn u wake up & read ds msg.
i just wnt 2 let u knw.
dat i said Goodnight.
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was knockin at ur door saying
"hey cutie! wake up tym 2 thank God
for ds wonderful day"
GOOD MORNING!!! ^-^
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mornings are created
to see the beauty
of life once again!
and to know that there are people
who cares about u..
and i'm one of them@ blessed day..
Gud morning!
______________________________________________
we alwys luk at our scars as ugly marks
but sumtyms, lets try 2 consider 8 as a nyc thing
as a symbol dat sumthing painful nn da
past had been healed..
morning!
______________________________________________
u might be sleeping right now
& probably just started 2 dream.
wn u wake up & read ds msg.
i just wnt 2 let u knw.
dat i said Goodnight.
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Labels:
Greetings
Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 51
Ang "love" kahit mskit nka22wa .
"kis d2" ykap doon" i luv u d2"
i miz u doon" pro kng mkita ng iba
iiwnanka mgwa ng "empirador d2"
redhorse doon" mtador d2" san mig doon"
happy nuH? pra kang CRAZY nga
"iyak d2 "suka doon..
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Evrytym u miss me just put ur ryt hand
infront of u heart close ur eyes
and feel da beat..
ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!
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wag paglaruan ang puso ng babae dhil nagiisa lng ito
ok lng pglaruan ang dibdib, dlwa nman.
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spell remitance capital LBC
spell pongkol captial WAY TIIL
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-MENTION-
what is mention?
MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..
you know?
like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo.
pwd mkitira?
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Once upon in heaven,
c einstein, pascal at newton naglalaro ng
taguan. taya c einstein.
e: 123..
hbang ngbbilang c einstein ngtago c pascal,
c newton nman, kumuha ng chok at ngsusulat ng
1mx1m nd box at dun ngtago
nkita agad ni einstein c newton
e: boom newton, ikaw na ang taya
n: hnd ako c newton
e: pnu m nman n sbi
n: taya n c pascal dahil 1newton per meter square ay 1pascal.
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nkita ng crush mo na tumutulo ang sipon mo
ano ang ssbhin mo?
come on! pti ba nman sipon ko nhhulog nah sayu?
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"kis d2" ykap doon" i luv u d2"
i miz u doon" pro kng mkita ng iba
iiwnanka mgwa ng "empirador d2"
redhorse doon" mtador d2" san mig doon"
happy nuH? pra kang CRAZY nga
"iyak d2 "suka doon..
__________________________________________________________
Evrytym u miss me just put ur ryt hand
infront of u heart close ur eyes
and feel da beat..
ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!
__________________________________________________________
wag paglaruan ang puso ng babae dhil nagiisa lng ito
ok lng pglaruan ang dibdib, dlwa nman.
__________________________________________________________
spell remitance capital LBC
spell pongkol captial WAY TIIL
_________________________________________________________
-MENTION-
what is mention?
MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..
you know?
like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo.
pwd mkitira?
___________________________________________________________
Once upon in heaven,
c einstein, pascal at newton naglalaro ng
taguan. taya c einstein.
e: 123..
hbang ngbbilang c einstein ngtago c pascal,
c newton nman, kumuha ng chok at ngsusulat ng
1mx1m nd box at dun ngtago
nkita agad ni einstein c newton
e: boom newton, ikaw na ang taya
n: hnd ako c newton
e: pnu m nman n sbi
n: taya n c pascal dahil 1newton per meter square ay 1pascal.
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nkita ng crush mo na tumutulo ang sipon mo
ano ang ssbhin mo?
come on! pti ba nman sipon ko nhhulog nah sayu?
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Labels:
Tagalog Jokes
Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 68
i wish raindrops were
RED HORSE.
so that i don't have to tell my mom
" wah koh ni inum ma.."
instead,"naulanan rako."
haha..
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A large sign board says:
"Alcohol kills slowly"
nakit-an sa hubog
"so what?"
knsa may nagdali?
mau untag "IT KILLS FAST"
ky makuyawan tah..hahah..
_____________________________________________________
Naghilak jud ko dri
tman krn. wla ko lain kaduolan mao
txt ko nmo. dako kau ako prblema
hop na kw rah mkahelp nko tbangi ko.
unsaon pagsugba sa ICE?
_______________________________________________________
girls are afraid to hear the words
"its over"
from her guy.
and you know what guys are afraid to hear
from his girl?
"wla ko gidugo"
haha
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BOY1: pare,unsang adlawa ron?
BOY2: sunday PRE.
BOY1: Cgeh.. ingana ay na diay ta ron ha!
BOY2: joke rah pre, kw jd happy monthsary! mwuahh!
___________________________________________________________
linya-linya lang!
way tulakay
mkagawa lgeh tang tnan..
-TAE
____________________________________________________________
RED HORSE.
so that i don't have to tell my mom
" wah koh ni inum ma.."
instead,"naulanan rako."
haha..
________________________________________________
A large sign board says:
"Alcohol kills slowly"
nakit-an sa hubog
"so what?"
knsa may nagdali?
mau untag "IT KILLS FAST"
ky makuyawan tah..hahah..
_____________________________________________________
Naghilak jud ko dri
tman krn. wla ko lain kaduolan mao
txt ko nmo. dako kau ako prblema
hop na kw rah mkahelp nko tbangi ko.
unsaon pagsugba sa ICE?
_______________________________________________________
girls are afraid to hear the words
"its over"
from her guy.
and you know what guys are afraid to hear
from his girl?
"wla ko gidugo"
haha
________________________________________________________
BOY1: pare,unsang adlawa ron?
BOY2: sunday PRE.
BOY1: Cgeh.. ingana ay na diay ta ron ha!
BOY2: joke rah pre, kw jd happy monthsary! mwuahh!
___________________________________________________________
linya-linya lang!
way tulakay
mkagawa lgeh tang tnan..
-TAE
____________________________________________________________
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