Visayan Love Qoutes Text Messages 17

lami jud pminaw f nay ka
"i luv u"

or f nay mg ask "ngkaon nka?"

pkapin "amping ha"labi na f nay mgsulti
ug "i mis u"

bt f wla, don't lose hope..pwd mn sad

i luv me
ngkaon nba me?
amping me!
i mis me!
wer na me?
naa na me!

SELF SUPPORT buh..pwd pah gni
nobody, nobody but me! hahaa...

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Inspirational Visayan Qoutes Text Messages 2

i knw im not dat mportant 2 u..
& am just an ordinary prson u used 2 knw..

but hav u ever gven a thot how much i value u?

"hilom lng vah, pro plangga bya tka..";)

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 38

Friendship lives forever

as long as we exist..
you may not see me, i may not see you,
but the essence of our friendship
will see us through!

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Do i hav 2 say take care

every day , everyday hour, every second?

yes mybe i must..

so dat 2mrw f i didn't wake up atlest
i have told u.. how much "fharz" cares a lot 4u.=)

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id lyk 2 say sumthng

8s not as humble as sorry
or not as sweet as "iloveyou"

all i want 2 say is..

thank u 4 being one of my smiles! =))

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 36

"You cannot taste me..
Unless you take of my dress"

-banana

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chinese says:

if u want 2 b lucky,

learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"

if u want 2 b healthy,

eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 52

dalawang beses lng nman kta gustong mkasam eh!
pwde ba?
dlwa lang!

now..

& forever..

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diba mrunong kng mgmhal?

arrange mo nga 2ng mga letters
n toh..

"TDENGVOIPU"

clue: lging cnsbi s relasyon 2wing my problm.

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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 50

Mag nonomvmber one na..

May dadalawin kba?

ako nlng dalawin mo..

tutal, patay na patay nman ako sau eh..;)

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"Darating rin ang araw, mppaskin rin
yang ktawan mo."

-cementeryo!..

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kausap q c God svi ko xa knya
bt d mo ibigay s bwat tao ang krapat dpat
nla mhalin sgot nia.
"oh cge ikw na ang diyos..epal ka eh! jaja..

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Ang taong BOLERO msarap kaSEX
Taong DEDMA mkulit sa SEX
tanong 2 tymer Swit sa SEX
taong stik 2 1
tipid sa SEX
taong d ngrereply
tyak na nkikipag SEX...

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 67

mnsa tinanong ko kng saan ba mattagpuan
ang PAG-IBIG?

may sumagot sa akin,

"skay lang motorela miga, atbang rana
ororama cogon.."=D

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Juan: Oi unsa na? pinya? hatag beh..

PEDRO: hatag? asa ka a2ng nananom ko?
ka2ng nangharvest ko? a2ng naglisod ko?
asa ka ha?

Juan: napriso man gud ko bai..nkapatay
mn gud kog LAOGAN!!

PEDRO: awww..kuha lng dha bai uy, y blema btw!
kpayas, byabas, bcin gnhan ka? ;-)

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Maraming bagay sa buhay ang puno ng
katanungan..

una:

Ngano lisod moginhawa nga nkagwas ang dila?

gitistinga jud oh!..murag iro..

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DOCTOR SA MENTAL:
buotan ka nga tawu, imu gluwas ang nalumos pro
wai swerte ky nghikog jpun sa CR.


BUANG: wla 2 nghikug, ako tong gibitay pra mauga!

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 83

"a step backward doesn't mean u are giving up,
Its just ur only way of regaining ur balance,
and be able to move two steps forward."

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Our feelings come from our
thoughts...

conclusion?

we can control our feelings by learning to
change one thing: they way we think.

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silence & smile are two powerful tools..

Smile is the way to solve many problems..

and silence s the way 2 avoid many problms..
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As the print of the seal on the wax is the
express image of the seal itself,
so Christ is the express image
the perfect representation of God.

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SWEET MEMORY


To see a world in a grain of sand,
and heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm, of your hand,
and eternity in an hour..

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Recharge: Jesus was the greatest religous genius
that ever lived.

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d leaves of trees jus kip foling..

lesson?

i cnt olweys kip sm2 2 myslf 4ever..
smtyms i hav 2 let go

yet..i hav 2 remain stnding lyk trees do..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 104

one of the saddest FACTS 'bout luv.

is wen,

someone tells you he/she luvs you but,

hadn't done ENOUGH 2 PROVE it's true..:(

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for onve i wanna be the 1 who made the player fall,
the one who made the player change & made the
player give his all.

i wanna be the person who made the player
quit the game, retire the jersey.

And draw hearts around my name.

EVEN JUST 4 THIS ONE TIME, I WANNA BE LOVED,

NOT PLAYED.

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It feels good not being relationship.

no crying moments, no mind-bugging quarels.

no partner to think about.
but it feels better wen u hav someone taking care of u.
thnking about u,
honstly,
sweetly,
faithfully & securely loving u.
i miss no one.
I just miss the feeling of being take cared
by a special someone...

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Love leaves a memory that no once can steal.

but sometimes it leaves a heartache that no on
else can heal.

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"Sometimes, it is not only the bad memories
that's making you sad,

but also the best ones which, you know, will not
happen for the second time,"

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do u know what is d subtle difference
between PROMISES & MEMORIES?

we sumtimes break PROMISES,whereas,
MEMORIES simply breaks us.

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The best feeling is listening to someone's
heart beat..

and knowing that it's beating for nobody..

but you..

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you should not be sorry about love,
rather, It should make you wonder
that if you were once happy with d wrong one,
how much more wen d right one comes along..

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 87

being a quitter doesn't
mean your a loser

everytime you quit doesn't mean your give up...


it only means that you have to let go of wat you think is.


ENOUGH...


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i have realized that people learn to lie at some point...

because...


not everyone deserves to know the truth...
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it's fun being a strong person. You feel invincible, like u can face anthing that comes ur way.
But u know what sucks being one?

it's when people know that u're strong & they think
it's okay to hurt u.

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it's never too late to learn..

but sometimes we learn when.. it's too late.

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if u leave something wonderful w/ those who come to your life.
they will find it hard to erase you from their hearts...

Little things matter most..

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when do you move on?


---- u move on when ur heart finally understands that yesterday remains a yesterday & it will never be the same again.

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it's better to wound urself to seek 4 d better..


rather dan continously being wounded by d one u thought was d best..

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try to live life w/ d least I'M SORRYs.
That means thiking before saying or doing anything.

"it's always better not to hurt anyone than apologize after uve hurt them.

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How can we expect another to keep our secret...

if we have been unable to keep it ourselvs.?

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The most painful thing in this world is not death nor a love that's lost


But rather a lie that's kept untold in conscious pretentions

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Don't try so hard looking for perfect partners or friends..
It's just this simple
be w/ people who know how lucky they are wen they have you.


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if you are loved by others, that means you are doing something good. but if you are hated, that
means you are doing something better.

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if you are loved by others, that means you are doing something good. but if you are hated, that
means you are doing something better.

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never allow yourself to be treated as nothing by another person whome you valued so much.

if there's no sense in waiting, then move on. if you feel you're not valued by the person like you do, then let go.


that's life. it's about making wise decisions. not about making yourself a foolish one.

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if you made a mistake once,

don't blame your self nor anyone.

don't worry


cause mistake is not wrong.

unless you repeat it.

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It doesn't matter how many times you get down,
what matter is how many times you get up again.

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Inspirational Qoutest Text Messages 86

Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance

8s an intellectual act dat allows people 2 admit
that sum situations r not meant 2 b handled alone.

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hiding up the pain inside is just like
tearing up your heart without even noticing it.

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Sometimes, people choose to leave,

not because of selfish reasons,

but they just know,

that things will get worse,

if dey stay..

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do you know why little boys are not allowd to play
dolls like barbie?

so that at a young age, they'd already know that girls
are not toys to be played.


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"When something is over, it can nver start again,

when its broken, you can nver put back the pieces.
Life is not always the way you want it to be.

When you know that someone is hurting you so much,
just stop.
We know that it hurts a lot, but you must learn to let go
Don't push your self too hard, cause we all know that in
every ending,

there's such a thing that we call a NEW BIGGINING"

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we are all capable of making ourselves happy,

but happiness is somewhat different when someone else does
it for us..

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"of all goodbyes.. the kind which hurt the most was the one
your ears never heard of.. but your heart knew it was
already being said.."

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wat if sum1 keeps distance from u?
will he/she be missed? will his/her worth be realized?
will his/her absense be notice?
Will it turn out good? or along with his/her disapperance
and silence will be d end of everything?

it's hard to accept dat sometimes, ur act of wanting some
space leads to a total END..

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"The only way you'll know how important something is in your
life is when it gets taken away from you by someone
who can take good care of it better than you."

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"sometyms you just have to let them win, because..

losing the argument is easier than losing them..

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They say that those relationships which were formed
just right after a very short time of courting
are untrue and unjust..

i say.. " you don't have to eat an entire cake to know
if it tastes good..

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Happiness s something between too little and too much.
May we have just enough wealth to meet our needs, enough
poverty to learn to work hard, enough blessing to know that
God loves us, enough problems so we don't forget him,
enough happiness to keep us sweet, enough trials to keep us
strong, enough hope to keep us happy, enough sorrow to keep
us human, what we are is God's gift to us but what
we become is our gift to God.!

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if you feel stressed, give yourself a break.

eat some cake, ice cream, fruits, chocolates. or other desserts.

why?

because stressed spelled backwards is

really...

Desserts..

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 51

Wg ka msyado mg xpct,
wla kyo commitment,
pwd ka mgselos, pwd ka mgtmpo
pro ndi ka pwd mglit, pwd mkpagd8 s iba
pro wag ng mgppaalam,
pwd mo xa lambingin,
pwd ykapin, at pg nlaman mong my bf/gfn xa,
pwd ka umiyak, pwd ka msktan pro d mo xa
pwd sumbatan dhil wla kang krpatan..

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boi: bkt hndi kpa ngkaka bf since birth?

girl: bwal pa kc eh, ikw? bkt di kpa ngkaka gf?

boi: bwal kpa nga kc,

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Boy1: pare tumatangkad k ata?
Boy2: gnugudtym m ba ako pre, oh d nga?
Boy1: kc dati hanggang balikat lang kta pro ngaun
nsa icip n kta..

Boy2: (blush) gago! kaw nga, lumiit e..
Boy1: ha?
Boy2: kc dati hanggang isip na kta ngaun nsa puson na!

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 35

do you know how your day will become beautiful?

it is wen you start your day..

thinking of me first...lolz!

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why are condoms transparent?

So dat d sperms cud at least enjoy d scenery
of their supposedly promised land..

poor little creatures!

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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 49

NANAY: Anak, masakit ba ang libreng tuli?

ANAK: di nman po. huhuhu!

NANAY: eh bkit umiiyak kpa?

ANAK: kasi po nilagyan pa nila ng tatoo ung
pototoyko! ang haba ng nkasulat..

"A project of Mayor Binay. Ganito kami sa Makati.
Sana ganito sa buong bansa! ...hahah..

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kung ikaw ay isang ice cream..

wag mong hayaang matunaw ka ng hndi ka
mn lng nadidilaan..lolZ..

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kung my tanong sau na.

"anu gawa mo?"


ang pinakamagandang sagot dyan ay.



"wala, gusto mo may gawin tau..?"

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 66

NASUNOG ANG SINEHAN:

PEDRO: Juan, dri ta agi uh!

JUAN: unsay pnan.aw nmu nko? bugok? hoy!..

FIRE EXIT na dha!..dha mogawas ang kalayo!

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NANAY: ayusin mo kama mo!

ANAK: nay, magugulo lng yan ulit, bkt ko pa
aayusin? pra lng akong ngmhal tpos mssktan lng muli..

Nanay: char, nagdrama ang tapolan! lolz

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if ur crush keeps staring at you and u can't help
but notice, just tell him/her this:

"kalma lng ...naa pa lgeh koh ugma.."

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me seeds


Sabi ni aling dionisia ng tumunog ang fon ni manny.

"manny ! may me seeds ka."
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 103

"Sumtyms, you find it hard to tell someone
about your feelings, until u realize that your
actions have already betrayed you."

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true LOVE nver surrenders..

it might get tired but a little rest is enuf..

coz true love wud nver complain..

it wud always find a way to undrstand pain..


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You might get attracted to another person,
bt you cant simply fall in love if someone else
has already taken your heart...

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What WOMEN should know:

"a man who truly loves you will nver let you go,
no matter how hard the situation is."

What MEN should know:

" a woman who truly loves you will be angry at you
for so many things but will stil stick around"

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..we don't need to explain how much we love a person,

it dpends on dem how they appreciate the efforts
that u did for them to be contented..

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"Don't give meanings when someone treats you special..

because you might do some stupid things like..

falling in love...

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id rather be with someone who's making my day irritating.

than to be at peace all day long and missing the person who irritates me.


he was mine but not really. I never reallu had him so
i never really lost him. I guess,this is how we;ll always be.
I had him, he had me but then again,

there's no "US" really.

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A sweet line from a loved one:


I've come to u not to make u love me, but rather to make u realize that ure worth loving.

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No matter how much you wanted to make a person happy, if you're not what she/he expected.. then none of your efforts would
make any difference

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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 85

Ever wonder y wenever u fil down,
simple hugs and touches cud min so much?

dat's bcoz skin to skin contact stimulates
nerves dat send hapi signals 2 ur brain by
increasing levels of serotonin, ur body's
natural antidepressant..

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The loud voice of a man really shocks &
threatens a woman but the silence of a woman
tremendously shakes the consciousness of a man.



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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 50

pwede bang tumingin ka skin hbang
nkatingin ako sayo?



pra may pgtingin tau sa isat-isa.
haha..

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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 65

Teachr: pdro dfyn, PHYSICS
Pedro: simple mam, naglakaw ka sa karsada,
kusog au ang ulan, niagi ang trak
naligsan ang tubig dah! PHYSICS lGE!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 102

see ur ears?

lyk f u attach d 2 of dem,

u'll have a heart shape,

sense? f u don't knw how 2 listen,
u dnt knw jw 2 love.

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you might get attracted to another person,
but you can't simply fall in love if someone
else has already taken your heart.

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a lifetime thought:

always try to get watever u love,

otherwise, you will be forced to love watever u get..

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it's often hard to forget someone we love
because deep inside. it's the last thing
we would want to do.
it's easy to say "its over"
but its always difficult to "let go"

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never play on someone hu showed u wat love means
coz only wen 8s 2 late dat ul realize
u've lost sumthin u wud never ever have agen.

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sometimes, the best part of being inlove is not being
together everyday.

Rather, being assured that even though you're miles
away still you're the reason why they smiles everyday.

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True love is wen someone loves u
still...

eventhough....

somebody owns u already...

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u know wat's wierd?

"it's wen u already have that someone who holds your heart but still u fall in love
with another who just simply walked by."

Jokes Text Messages 37

I saw these blogs in twitter from koreans.
I remmber wat 1 of the koreans sed
"have u heard d news? The monkey island Philippines
is flooded. I hope the rain wil never stop to drown
those monkeys" all of them are laughing!
another retard korean said
"they will all die bcoz monkeys cnt swim"
then LAUGHED.

pls pass this msg. send as many as u can.
Koreans in our country doesnt deserve our hospitality!

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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 84

"Before you can be happy with someone else,
you should own your happiness first.
Nothing is more attractive than someone
who radiates contentment from within."

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Making the 1st move to patch things up shouldn't
always come from the one who made the mistake,

but it can come from the one who UNDERSTANDS..


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things happen because we choose to.

there may be regrets but blaming is not an option..

we are where we are because we brought ourselves there.
we get happy , get sad, but most importantly,

WE LEARN!

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A nice thought to keep:

"you may not be perfect in many things..

but many things cannot b perfect w/0 u..

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lyf has so many gr8 options
bt u dnt hav 2 always pick wt seems 2 be d best..

just pick watever mkes u reli hapi.

& it wil b d best & prect choice..

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there are some things in lyf
dat are just not worth rushing..

especially..

something dat u wish wud last forever..

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if one thng got broken and fixed aftr
a long time..

expect some changes..

it would nevr be the same anymore..

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"letting other things happen doesn't mean you give up..

it's simply knowing that beyond risking,
sometimes, everything falls perfectly into place after
waiting..

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a "joke" and a "truth" are not mutually excclusive

sometimes d best jokes are true and the best
truths, we hope, are just jokes..

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one cannot question the existence of feelings..

they are there, raw and undeniable..


bt one can choose not to nurture what is felt.

yet, no matter what they say, what has been felt

will always be more honest

than wat was chosen!

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GOD always plans d best things 4 us,

sometimes we feel being left out,
but d truth is GOD is saving d best of things
we actually ask for!

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we always want d best in our lyf,






best things best , best dreams , best of all,

but u knw
even not best of all

if god's be with u, lyf will always be d best.

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don't try to understand everything..



because sometimes it is not meant to be understood..

but rather to be accepted..

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God's ways are different from man's

as we follow him we discover that.

we lost to gain, scatter to reap,

we surrender to win,
give to receive, serve to reign and die to live..

In weakness, we are mde strong, in humility,

we are lifted up. and in empitness we are made full

be safe..
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