a relationship doesn't need any promises
terms or conditions..
it just need two wonderful people..
"one who can trust" & "one who can understand.."
__________________________________________________
Mybe "trusting"
is a better compliment dan "loving"
coz u can nt olweys trust d prson u luv
but bliv me u can olweys luv d prson u trust..
__________________________________________________
6s not ec 2 hurt d1 u luv..
8s not ec 2 pretend ur hapi..
but d most diffcult thng u cud xprnz,
is 2 stand 4a dcsion,
you've nver wanted 2 happen..
__________________________________________________
wats sad bout loving sumbody?
8s wen u're not gud enuf coz sumbody else still
occupies his mind & hart.
& u knw u can't COMPETE.
wer do u thnk s da safest way?
Take d risk of luving sum1 hu s stil
undecided nd hav lots of doubts?
or learn 2 luv sum1 hu s presntly luving u bt
ur d1 hu s doubting instead..
try to think..follow ur heart? or jst mingle 2
hum u don't fil luv at ol..
-so crazy
__________________________________________________
by the time you fall in love..
you'll nver be free again..
cause you'll stay forvever trapped inside
a prison they cal..
-HEART-
____________________________________________________
Flirting is a habit.
For those who are single its their way of sayin
"im free"
but
for those who are committed, its their way sayin.
"im bored"
_____________________________________________________
the heart dat knws how to bow down
and say sorry is the heart that loves you
the most..
_____________________________________________________
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 36
"the hardest type of boy to love..
is the one who never learns to control
his sweetness..
to another boy.."
bang! haha..
________________________________________
Gud luks catches d eye,
but gud prsonality catches d heart!
aren't u flattered u have both?
dont worry.. i knw the feeling too..
_______________________________________
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed
by nature to stop speech when words become
unnecessary.."
________________________________________
defind "LOVE"?
according 2 d nurses & other medical staffs,
"love s lyk an illness",
any1 hu gets infected always ends up
in bed. haha
__________________________________________
is the one who never learns to control
his sweetness..
to another boy.."
bang! haha..
________________________________________
Gud luks catches d eye,
but gud prsonality catches d heart!
aren't u flattered u have both?
dont worry.. i knw the feeling too..
_______________________________________
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed
by nature to stop speech when words become
unnecessary.."
________________________________________
defind "LOVE"?
according 2 d nurses & other medical staffs,
"love s lyk an illness",
any1 hu gets infected always ends up
in bed. haha
__________________________________________
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Jokes
Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 65
Kissing in da lips is 1 of the greatest
moment..but be sure not 2 close ur eyes
& not 2 long..Coz u may encounter a strange
feeling called.
-uwag- ahehe..
_______________________________________________
hndi lahat ng batang nka bag,
nag-aaral..
ung iba naglalakwatsa lng
tulad ni " DORA THE EXPLORER"
cgeh lng laag ang kagwang! ahehe..
_________________________________________________
moment..but be sure not 2 close ur eyes
& not 2 long..Coz u may encounter a strange
feeling called.
-uwag- ahehe..
_______________________________________________
hndi lahat ng batang nka bag,
nag-aaral..
ung iba naglalakwatsa lng
tulad ni " DORA THE EXPLORER"
cgeh lng laag ang kagwang! ahehe..
_________________________________________________
Labels:
Visayan Jokes
Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 49
NANAY: Nak, kya kita pinalo kc mahal kita
ANAK: gnun po ba?
(cnampal ang nanay)
NANAY: trantado kang bata ka! bt mo q cnampal?
ANAK: I love u too nay! ahehe..
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ANAK: gnun po ba?
(cnampal ang nanay)
NANAY: trantado kang bata ka! bt mo q cnampal?
ANAK: I love u too nay! ahehe..
________________________________________________________
Labels:
Tagalog Jokes
Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 85
Don't believe what your eyes are telling you.
All they show is limitation.
Look with your understanding.
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der will be ds one special prson u've
olweys wanted beyond evrybody,
but sumtyms, u cn't compete cus ur just one
of his/her evrybody!
____________________________________________
One cannot question the existence of feelings..
they are there, raw and undeniable..
bt one can choose not to nurture what is felt..
Yet, no matter what they say, what has
been felt will always be more honest
than what was chosen!
____________________________________________
sad but true fact of lyf:
"people will love n adore u 4 da hundreds
of gud thngs u'vdone 4 dem..
but will hate u 4 a single mstake:-(
___________________________________________
"opinions are like wrist watches..
evryone's watch shows a different time from
others,
but evryone believes that their time is
correct."
_____________________________________________
did it ever happen to u dat you are so mad?
then u suddenly felt find just because..
somebody smiled?..
______________________________________________
The beauty of Christian life is not that
we are always strong, but in the midst of
anguish,despair & difficulty we can still shout:
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME..
______________________________________________
"instead of thinking about what you're
missing, try thinking about what you have..
that everyone else is missing..
______________________________________________
anger is the condition where the tongue
works faster than the mind.
hold it..
before you regret it.
______________________________________________
Perfect description of TRUST:
Giving sum1 the ability to destroy u completely,
but at the sme time being confident that he won't.
______________________________________________
2 most important thoughts a prson
should bear in mind:
"use things, not people..,
&
love people, not things,..
______________________________________________
All they show is limitation.
Look with your understanding.
____________________________________________
der will be ds one special prson u've
olweys wanted beyond evrybody,
but sumtyms, u cn't compete cus ur just one
of his/her evrybody!
____________________________________________
One cannot question the existence of feelings..
they are there, raw and undeniable..
bt one can choose not to nurture what is felt..
Yet, no matter what they say, what has
been felt will always be more honest
than what was chosen!
____________________________________________
sad but true fact of lyf:
"people will love n adore u 4 da hundreds
of gud thngs u'vdone 4 dem..
but will hate u 4 a single mstake:-(
___________________________________________
"opinions are like wrist watches..
evryone's watch shows a different time from
others,
but evryone believes that their time is
correct."
_____________________________________________
did it ever happen to u dat you are so mad?
then u suddenly felt find just because..
somebody smiled?..
______________________________________________
The beauty of Christian life is not that
we are always strong, but in the midst of
anguish,despair & difficulty we can still shout:
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME..
______________________________________________
"instead of thinking about what you're
missing, try thinking about what you have..
that everyone else is missing..
______________________________________________
anger is the condition where the tongue
works faster than the mind.
hold it..
before you regret it.
______________________________________________
Perfect description of TRUST:
Giving sum1 the ability to destroy u completely,
but at the sme time being confident that he won't.
______________________________________________
2 most important thoughts a prson
should bear in mind:
"use things, not people..,
&
love people, not things,..
______________________________________________
Labels:
Inspirational Quotes
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Tagalog Qoutes Text Messages 49
Advisory:
Don't use real/magic
sarap seasoning.
dahil ang tunay na sarap
skin mo lang malalasap.=]
__________________________________
Don't use real/magic
sarap seasoning.
dahil ang tunay na sarap
skin mo lang malalasap.=]
__________________________________
Labels:
Tagalog Jokes
Inspirational Tagalog Qoutes Text Messages 9
Alam mo ang tao, sobrang knukulit c God
pg may problema;
Pro pg c God ang 2mtwag, mdlas dedma;
dmo b alam kng bkit siya sa krus?
Un ay dhil sa kslanan ko, mo at nila;
Yan ang wlang hanggang pgmmhal ni Kristong
panginoon:
"lord,im so sorry 4 causing u too much pain."
____________________________________________________
pg may problema;
Pro pg c God ang 2mtwag, mdlas dedma;
dmo b alam kng bkit siya sa krus?
Un ay dhil sa kslanan ko, mo at nila;
Yan ang wlang hanggang pgmmhal ni Kristong
panginoon:
"lord,im so sorry 4 causing u too much pain."
____________________________________________________
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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes
Tagalog Friendship Quotes,
sa likod ng mga ngiti ko
may mga luha,
a likod ng mga biro ko ngttago
ang problema,
hndi mn ako lging 2nay na msya
sna, mlapitan kta pg d ko na kya!
__________________________________________
may mga luha,
a likod ng mga biro ko ngttago
ang problema,
hndi mn ako lging 2nay na msya
sna, mlapitan kta pg d ko na kya!
__________________________________________
Labels:
Tagalog Friendship Quotes
Giving Thanks Qoutes
This message is 4 selected people
hu made me smile, hu became a part
of my life, & for those i will
"forever cherish"
like u.. thanks u so much!!!
____________________________________________
Pass this SMILE ;-)
to anyone who made you smile this year..
it may surprise you how many comes back..
thank u for mking me smile..
____________________________________________
hu made me smile, hu became a part
of my life, & for those i will
"forever cherish"
like u.. thanks u so much!!!
____________________________________________
Pass this SMILE ;-)
to anyone who made you smile this year..
it may surprise you how many comes back..
thank u for mking me smile..
____________________________________________
Labels:
Giving Thanks Qoutes
Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 35
2mke it stand,
u wet it,
2mke it wet,
u suck it,
2mke 8 stiff,
u lick it,
2 get n,
u push..
damn! threadng a needle when u get older
is NO JOKE! lolz.
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u wet it,
2mke it wet,
u suck it,
2mke 8 stiff,
u lick it,
2 get n,
u push..
damn! threadng a needle when u get older
is NO JOKE! lolz.
___________________________________________
Labels:
Jokes
Love Qoutes 100
I'm not wealthy but i hav a rich heart..
i'm not d best but i try my best..
i may not b ryt nevrything but i'm sure
io wasn't wrong n choosing u 2 b my grl.
_______________________________________________
Why are there people who choose to hang on?
Rather than, to move on immediately?
Maybe its because they're strong to
endure the pain..
or maybe because they want to feel the pain
more up to the smallest strands..
So when they let go, there's NO TURNING BACK>.
_________________________________________________
y does tears come rushing wen ur hurting
so much? maybe bcoz 8s da only way how ur
eyes speak wen ur mouth can't explain how thngz
med ur hart broken..
_________________________________________________
do u knw wats d most unique thing about d heart?
i'll tell u.. the heart is d only broken
thng dat stil works..
_________________________________________________
"Being broken-hearted is like having a broken
pair of ribs: Outside, it looks like there's
nothing wrong.. but every breath hurts..
_________________________________________________
Love means living d way God Commanded
us 2 live. As u have heard from the beginning
his command is this LIVE A LIFE OF LOVE
_________________________________________________
i'm not d best but i try my best..
i may not b ryt nevrything but i'm sure
io wasn't wrong n choosing u 2 b my grl.
_______________________________________________
Why are there people who choose to hang on?
Rather than, to move on immediately?
Maybe its because they're strong to
endure the pain..
or maybe because they want to feel the pain
more up to the smallest strands..
So when they let go, there's NO TURNING BACK>.
_________________________________________________
y does tears come rushing wen ur hurting
so much? maybe bcoz 8s da only way how ur
eyes speak wen ur mouth can't explain how thngz
med ur hart broken..
_________________________________________________
do u knw wats d most unique thing about d heart?
i'll tell u.. the heart is d only broken
thng dat stil works..
_________________________________________________
"Being broken-hearted is like having a broken
pair of ribs: Outside, it looks like there's
nothing wrong.. but every breath hurts..
_________________________________________________
Love means living d way God Commanded
us 2 live. As u have heard from the beginning
his command is this LIVE A LIFE OF LOVE
_________________________________________________
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Love Quotes
Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 49
Kumatok ka sa puso ko,
sbi ko
"tuloy"
pro umalis kang dala ang susi nito.
ang tnong ko lng? ..bblik kpa ba?
d kc mbuksan ng iba..hnhntay kc kta.
______________________________________________
Pwdng lhat ng taong drating syo
marunong umunawa,mgphalaga
at m22nan kng mhalin s mga un pliin mo
ung d mrunong mgsawa
kc lhat mrunong mgmhal pro
d lahat ngt2gal..
_______________________________________________
Wag mong pglaruan ang taong mhal ka
iniintindi at ipngla2ban ka
bka dumating ung tymn sbhin nya
"pagod na ako!" mhal kta pro ngmu2kha na
akong tanga!!..
________________________________________________
mnsan drating un pinaka importanteng tao sa buhay
mo kya lahat ggwin mo lumgiya lng
cya pro sa huli tnong prn ntin
"Lord bkt kc bnigay mo pa xa?
d ko rin pla mku2ha??"
__________________________________________________
mh ngtanong skin:
"bt dmo mhalin un taon my gus2 sau?
mdami nman jan."
e2 sagot koh:
"kpag ba nauhaw ka, iinumin mba ang dgat
dhil 2big dn ito?
__________________________________________________
hrap mging "ghost" sa taong mhal mo
ur always der pro d nya fil prsence mo
ng pprmdan kna pro blewla prn
cguro, gnun tlga lalo na kng wla 3rd eye
and puso nya..
__________________________________________________
Ang pg ibig ktumbas n hlaga pro npkahalaga!
dmo dpat byran pro dpat mung suklian
at kung meron pang tao n gnyan mgmhal
sna lang
"wag mo ng pakawalan"
___________________________________________________
sbi ko
"tuloy"
pro umalis kang dala ang susi nito.
ang tnong ko lng? ..bblik kpa ba?
d kc mbuksan ng iba..hnhntay kc kta.
______________________________________________
Pwdng lhat ng taong drating syo
marunong umunawa,mgphalaga
at m22nan kng mhalin s mga un pliin mo
ung d mrunong mgsawa
kc lhat mrunong mgmhal pro
d lahat ngt2gal..
_______________________________________________
Wag mong pglaruan ang taong mhal ka
iniintindi at ipngla2ban ka
bka dumating ung tymn sbhin nya
"pagod na ako!" mhal kta pro ngmu2kha na
akong tanga!!..
________________________________________________
mnsan drating un pinaka importanteng tao sa buhay
mo kya lahat ggwin mo lumgiya lng
cya pro sa huli tnong prn ntin
"Lord bkt kc bnigay mo pa xa?
d ko rin pla mku2ha??"
__________________________________________________
mh ngtanong skin:
"bt dmo mhalin un taon my gus2 sau?
mdami nman jan."
e2 sagot koh:
"kpag ba nauhaw ka, iinumin mba ang dgat
dhil 2big dn ito?
__________________________________________________
hrap mging "ghost" sa taong mhal mo
ur always der pro d nya fil prsence mo
ng pprmdan kna pro blewla prn
cguro, gnun tlga lalo na kng wla 3rd eye
and puso nya..
__________________________________________________
Ang pg ibig ktumbas n hlaga pro npkahalaga!
dmo dpat byran pro dpat mung suklian
at kung meron pang tao n gnyan mgmhal
sna lang
"wag mo ng pakawalan"
___________________________________________________
Labels:
Tagalog Love Quotes
Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 84
Not everyone appreciates correction.
Correction is a kindness, a word that
suggests an act of loyalty. Loyal friends
will correct one anothr, even when it's painful
& disruptive to relationshps 2 do so.
its one of da ways we show love & help one
another to grow stronger.
faithful are the wounds of a friend"
__________________________________________________
Dear God,the woman reading this is beautiful
& strong & i love her. Pls help her live life to the
fullest & bless her to excel in her chosen field.
Help her shine in the darkest places & let love flow in
her path. Pls protect her at all times, lift her up when
she needs you most especially in keeping her safe.
God bless! Now you're on the clock! Pls share this
prayer to 9 women you love. In 9 minutes something
will make you happy.
___________________________________________________
wen i opened d window,
God saw me & askd..
"wat is ur wish ds morning
i sed.."Lord" jst take care of d prson
hu's reading d msg ryt now!"
__________________________________________________
Ur dog wont fully enjoy its "dog life"
unless you remove the chain on its neck.
LESSON?
Never ever limit yourself when it comes
to happiness..learn..
_________________________________________________
The biggest Blessing in our lives is simply
the presence of people who care much, whose love
is for real & see us much beyond ourselves.
_________________________________________________
Often we stand at life's crossroad & view wat we
thin is d end..
bt GOD has much bigger vsion & He tells us
"relax it's just a bend, nt d end"
___________________________________________________
"If you have said something that makes
someone happy, mean it and stick with it
because you don't know how badly it hurts
when you take it back."
____________________________________________________
..broken hearted girls are like the QUEENS in
the game of chess,
no matter how difficult the game is...
The QUEEN always have the DEADLIEST MOVES
The sad part is She would even SACRIFICE herself
just to let the STUPID KING...
____________________________________________________
Jesus is always by our side to catch us
if we fall to encourage our dreams inspire
our happiness hold our hand & help us through
it all..
____________________________________________________
Our God is God of Success.
He created us 2 b WINNERS!
He helps us achieve byond wat we think
we can! be happy, never worry!
God s wl us all d way..
____________________________________________________
no one is born happy..
but all of us r born w/ d ability 2 create
hapiness..
so 2day, mke aders happy..flash ur sweetest smyl!
_____________________________________________________
As we face evrydays challenges,rmmber ds sweet promise:
"The lord will fight 4 u, u need only to be still.."
-exo 14:14
_____________________________________________________
God is always at work in u.
thats why u always have 2 b confident n evrything u do.
he is not just bside or bhind u!
but he is in "YOU"
relax tke 8 easy.
____________________________________________________
God gives us a loving spirit so we can
become a whole person;
not just gifted with a mind that can understand
but with a heart that truly cares..
____________________________________________________
"never start your day with a frowning face..
because you'll never know...
who's falling in love with your smile.."
_____________________________________________________
God 4gave us w/out any merit on our part;
der 4, we must 4giv othrs, whether or not
we think they merit it.
_____________________________________________________
Dear God, this prayer is for all the friends i love,
some are near & some are far. But Lord no matter
where they are , please watch & keep them safely
through each day and night. I pray that you bless them
abundantly for they are very special to me..amen.
______________________________________________________
i comited a lot of mstkes n my lyf,
im nt perfect but im tryin 2b1.
but ders 1 thing i did ryt. dats wen i made my
choice 2 make YOU a part of my life..
______________________________________________________
You were made by God and for God, until u understand
that lyf will never mke sense.
______________________________________________________
If you're looking for a happy ending and you couldn't
find one...
why don't you find a new beginning instead?
________________________________________________________
"life is too ironic to fully understand..
it takes sadness to know wat happiness is..
noise to appreciate silence..
and absence to value presence..
_______________________________________________________
there are moments in life wen u miss sum1 so much..
that u just want to pick them up from your mind and hug
them for real..
_________________________________________________________
Correction is a kindness, a word that
suggests an act of loyalty. Loyal friends
will correct one anothr, even when it's painful
& disruptive to relationshps 2 do so.
its one of da ways we show love & help one
another to grow stronger.
faithful are the wounds of a friend"
__________________________________________________
Dear God,the woman reading this is beautiful
& strong & i love her. Pls help her live life to the
fullest & bless her to excel in her chosen field.
Help her shine in the darkest places & let love flow in
her path. Pls protect her at all times, lift her up when
she needs you most especially in keeping her safe.
God bless! Now you're on the clock! Pls share this
prayer to 9 women you love. In 9 minutes something
will make you happy.
___________________________________________________
wen i opened d window,
God saw me & askd..
"wat is ur wish ds morning
i sed.."Lord" jst take care of d prson
hu's reading d msg ryt now!"
__________________________________________________
Ur dog wont fully enjoy its "dog life"
unless you remove the chain on its neck.
LESSON?
Never ever limit yourself when it comes
to happiness..learn..
_________________________________________________
The biggest Blessing in our lives is simply
the presence of people who care much, whose love
is for real & see us much beyond ourselves.
_________________________________________________
Often we stand at life's crossroad & view wat we
thin is d end..
bt GOD has much bigger vsion & He tells us
"relax it's just a bend, nt d end"
___________________________________________________
"If you have said something that makes
someone happy, mean it and stick with it
because you don't know how badly it hurts
when you take it back."
____________________________________________________
..broken hearted girls are like the QUEENS in
the game of chess,
no matter how difficult the game is...
The QUEEN always have the DEADLIEST MOVES
The sad part is She would even SACRIFICE herself
just to let the STUPID KING...
____________________________________________________
Jesus is always by our side to catch us
if we fall to encourage our dreams inspire
our happiness hold our hand & help us through
it all..
____________________________________________________
Our God is God of Success.
He created us 2 b WINNERS!
He helps us achieve byond wat we think
we can! be happy, never worry!
God s wl us all d way..
____________________________________________________
no one is born happy..
but all of us r born w/ d ability 2 create
hapiness..
so 2day, mke aders happy..flash ur sweetest smyl!
_____________________________________________________
As we face evrydays challenges,rmmber ds sweet promise:
"The lord will fight 4 u, u need only to be still.."
-exo 14:14
_____________________________________________________
God is always at work in u.
thats why u always have 2 b confident n evrything u do.
he is not just bside or bhind u!
but he is in "YOU"
relax tke 8 easy.
____________________________________________________
God gives us a loving spirit so we can
become a whole person;
not just gifted with a mind that can understand
but with a heart that truly cares..
____________________________________________________
"never start your day with a frowning face..
because you'll never know...
who's falling in love with your smile.."
_____________________________________________________
God 4gave us w/out any merit on our part;
der 4, we must 4giv othrs, whether or not
we think they merit it.
_____________________________________________________
Dear God, this prayer is for all the friends i love,
some are near & some are far. But Lord no matter
where they are , please watch & keep them safely
through each day and night. I pray that you bless them
abundantly for they are very special to me..amen.
______________________________________________________
i comited a lot of mstkes n my lyf,
im nt perfect but im tryin 2b1.
but ders 1 thing i did ryt. dats wen i made my
choice 2 make YOU a part of my life..
______________________________________________________
You were made by God and for God, until u understand
that lyf will never mke sense.
______________________________________________________
If you're looking for a happy ending and you couldn't
find one...
why don't you find a new beginning instead?
________________________________________________________
"life is too ironic to fully understand..
it takes sadness to know wat happiness is..
noise to appreciate silence..
and absence to value presence..
_______________________________________________________
there are moments in life wen u miss sum1 so much..
that u just want to pick them up from your mind and hug
them for real..
_________________________________________________________
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Inspirational Quotes
Viasayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 64
F u hav prblem
ya jud pkmtay..
js tink of ds..
Lungon - 25,000
Haya-3,500
Lubong-5,000
Kape & bskwet - 4,500
dats y f u have probz txt me.
RED HORSE-51.00
CHOCO BUM-150.00
PULUTAN - 150.00
pili ka patay o TAGAY? hahaha
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plihug engna c lunis nga ang eyang anak
c martis nmatay a2ng mercules paoleon
s howbes ky elobong krong bernes
ang nanawagan c sabado ang apo ne domingo.
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Being laagan so natural to us,
gwpa mn gud tah..
so wen sum1 tels u,
"hala,laagan nmoh wui!"
turn back & say..
apketado ka? kw dw gwapa beh, mgpuyo bka?
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KOSINERO naglata og OTEN sa baka,
onom ka oras ang nilabay
GAHI ra ghapon! ntingala ang kosinero,
iyang giukay
pastilan naa man diay BILAT sa bka nasagol! :))
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Giholdap c angel pro ky WAIS gbutangnya
ang 500 sa panty
mao wa nkuha.
pro pgpalit nya sa grocery wa dawata
ngano? fake kono ky nigawas na ang dila ni Ninoy!
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Titser: Class wat r d different colors of bananas?
Juan: Grin,yellow,pula og brown mam!
Titser: Gago! brown b na sging?
Juan: Gaga! ang nilung-ag diay, peke na?
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Muabot ang panahon, mamatay ta tnan, moad2 ta
sa langit dba? knza ang una psudlon?
ikaw?
aq?
cla?
xmpre..
sila! ky mg inum pa bya tah...despidida tirada bah!
______________________________________________________
Dahil mahal kita,
ayaw ktang mkitang nssktan, kya ipgttngol
kta sa lhat ng mna2kit syo,kya pgnkita kong my lamok
sa imong agtang, TIGBASON jd nko daun PROMISE!
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PNKMAHAL 7610
PNKACUTE 8210
PNKACUTE 8210
PNAKAUSO 3310
PNKAMURA 5110
PNAKAMATIBAY 3210
PNAKAMATIGAS O 10
PNKAMASARAP EU10
PNAKMSKIT MABI10!
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ang "stars" gnawa pra mkapagwish
ang "angels" gnwa pra taga bantay,
aq? eh bat aq gnawa??
la lang, trip lng nla mama ug papa
enjoy mn daw..
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ya jud pkmtay..
js tink of ds..
Lungon - 25,000
Haya-3,500
Lubong-5,000
Kape & bskwet - 4,500
dats y f u have probz txt me.
RED HORSE-51.00
CHOCO BUM-150.00
PULUTAN - 150.00
pili ka patay o TAGAY? hahaha
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plihug engna c lunis nga ang eyang anak
c martis nmatay a2ng mercules paoleon
s howbes ky elobong krong bernes
ang nanawagan c sabado ang apo ne domingo.
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Being laagan so natural to us,
gwpa mn gud tah..
so wen sum1 tels u,
"hala,laagan nmoh wui!"
turn back & say..
apketado ka? kw dw gwapa beh, mgpuyo bka?
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KOSINERO naglata og OTEN sa baka,
onom ka oras ang nilabay
GAHI ra ghapon! ntingala ang kosinero,
iyang giukay
pastilan naa man diay BILAT sa bka nasagol! :))
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Giholdap c angel pro ky WAIS gbutangnya
ang 500 sa panty
mao wa nkuha.
pro pgpalit nya sa grocery wa dawata
ngano? fake kono ky nigawas na ang dila ni Ninoy!
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Titser: Class wat r d different colors of bananas?
Juan: Grin,yellow,pula og brown mam!
Titser: Gago! brown b na sging?
Juan: Gaga! ang nilung-ag diay, peke na?
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Muabot ang panahon, mamatay ta tnan, moad2 ta
sa langit dba? knza ang una psudlon?
ikaw?
aq?
cla?
xmpre..
sila! ky mg inum pa bya tah...despidida tirada bah!
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Dahil mahal kita,
ayaw ktang mkitang nssktan, kya ipgttngol
kta sa lhat ng mna2kit syo,kya pgnkita kong my lamok
sa imong agtang, TIGBASON jd nko daun PROMISE!
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NOKIA
PNKMAHAL 7610
PNKACUTE 8210
PNKACUTE 8210
PNAKAUSO 3310
PNKAMURA 5110
PNAKAMATIBAY 3210
PNAKAMATIGAS O 10
PNKAMASARAP EU10
PNAKMSKIT MABI10!
____________________________________________________
ang "stars" gnawa pra mkapagwish
ang "angels" gnwa pra taga bantay,
aq? eh bat aq gnawa??
la lang, trip lng nla mama ug papa
enjoy mn daw..
___________________________________________________
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Monday, September 7, 2009
Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 37
Maybe the reason why you have to stop
loving a person is because fate chose
both of you to be friends..
where forever is a lot more possible..
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loving a person is because fate chose
both of you to be friends..
where forever is a lot more possible..
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Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 83
Change what you Expect:
OUR EXPECTATIONS WIELD a tremendous power in
our lives. We don't always get what we deserve in life,
but we usually get no more than we expect; we receive wat
we believe. expect good things from God. Even if
d bottom falls out of ur lyf. ur attitude shud b:
I bliv dat u're going 2 bring me out stronger dan ever before.
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do you know why devils are sometimes admired?
it is because they know how to fight even though
they are DESTINED TO FAIL.
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"avoid critcizing the person you see in front of you..
coz you might also be an irritation of eyes behind you."
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sumtyms u nid 2 b alone 2find urself
2 think & realize sumthing,
2bcum bettr,
bt f u nid sum1 2talk 2,
jas hang on, coz GOD xcited w8ng 4 ur call..
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"when the devil reminds you of your past mistakes,
remind him also about his future defeat."
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Perfect description of TRUST:
"giving sum1 d ablity 2 destroy u completely,
but at the same time being confident dat he won't"
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being kind is much more impt that being right.
For sometimes what a person needs is not a brilliant
mind that speaks, but a patient hear that listens.
___________________________________________________________________
one of the most valuable sentence in life:
"dont show so much of love to any1 bcoz it creates
a non curable pain wen dey start avoiding you."
___________________________________________________________________
"regrets can never b avoided..
we make mistakes n d past we end up wishing
we didn't do..
but bear n mind dat our past s d rison 4 beauty
of our present..
so b4 u think of forgetting ur past, thank ur regrets
coz deyr d rison of d lesons learnd & d ryt dcions we set.."
____________________________________________________________________
"God gives us the ingredients for our
daily bread, but he expect us to do the baking. watever u
bake today, may it please the one you serve.
_____________________________________________________________________
OUR EXPECTATIONS WIELD a tremendous power in
our lives. We don't always get what we deserve in life,
but we usually get no more than we expect; we receive wat
we believe. expect good things from God. Even if
d bottom falls out of ur lyf. ur attitude shud b:
I bliv dat u're going 2 bring me out stronger dan ever before.
________________________________________________________________
do you know why devils are sometimes admired?
it is because they know how to fight even though
they are DESTINED TO FAIL.
__________________________________________________________________
"avoid critcizing the person you see in front of you..
coz you might also be an irritation of eyes behind you."
___________________________________________________________________
sumtyms u nid 2 b alone 2find urself
2 think & realize sumthing,
2bcum bettr,
bt f u nid sum1 2talk 2,
jas hang on, coz GOD xcited w8ng 4 ur call..
___________________________________________________________________
"when the devil reminds you of your past mistakes,
remind him also about his future defeat."
____________________________________________________________________
Perfect description of TRUST:
"giving sum1 d ablity 2 destroy u completely,
but at the same time being confident dat he won't"
__________________________________________________________________
being kind is much more impt that being right.
For sometimes what a person needs is not a brilliant
mind that speaks, but a patient hear that listens.
___________________________________________________________________
one of the most valuable sentence in life:
"dont show so much of love to any1 bcoz it creates
a non curable pain wen dey start avoiding you."
___________________________________________________________________
"regrets can never b avoided..
we make mistakes n d past we end up wishing
we didn't do..
but bear n mind dat our past s d rison 4 beauty
of our present..
so b4 u think of forgetting ur past, thank ur regrets
coz deyr d rison of d lesons learnd & d ryt dcions we set.."
____________________________________________________________________
"God gives us the ingredients for our
daily bread, but he expect us to do the baking. watever u
bake today, may it please the one you serve.
_____________________________________________________________________
Labels:
Inspirational Quotes
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 63
Kumsta naman tawun ka higala
takos ko nga gibate ang dughan
kong nahiubos nganu nag dumili naka
pgtxt nko!
tunok ba ako sa imung mga 2dlo?
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PEDRO: pre, nakalimtan nto nimo imung utang
sako nga P1500?
Juan: La man pre pro hatage pako'g gmay
nga pnahon mlimtan ralgi to nko..
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takos ko nga gibate ang dughan
kong nahiubos nganu nag dumili naka
pgtxt nko!
tunok ba ako sa imung mga 2dlo?
__________________________________________
PEDRO: pre, nakalimtan nto nimo imung utang
sako nga P1500?
Juan: La man pre pro hatage pako'g gmay
nga pnahon mlimtan ralgi to nko..
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Labels:
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Love Qoutes Text Messages 99
Loving sum1 who can't love u back,
is like being in a coma:
comfortably lying but unconsciously bleeding
softly sleeping bt silently hurting..
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People might change but there are 2 things that can't
be changed.
their NAME,
and the MEMORIES u've had with them..
______________________________________________________
to love you doesn't mean to commit wid u..
Im satisfied wid watever connectoin i have wid u..
_______________________________________________________
The wonders of stupidity: I feel happy, yet it hurts
inside..
I smile yet a part of me wants to break down and cry.
I give & expect nothing in return, but the truth is,
I really expect something.
A little bit of something in return for all my sacrifice
is enough to make me feel that im also somehow
important to that person,
despite the known fact that it is impossible..
__________________________________________________________
True love isn't just expressed in passionately
whispered words or an intimate kiss or an embrace;
before two people are married, love is expressed in self-control
patience,even words left unsaid..
__________________________________________________________
Fall but do not stumble.
Share but never be unfair. Understand but try not to
demand.
Get hurt but never keep the pain.
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Love is not d only rison y a relationship
stands for yirs or til forever nd we myt think
dat lu holds d relationship--
but wat IF u love TOO MUCH & FORGET dat luv
also can weakn or gt worst nd dstroy a strong relationship?
i jst realyzd dat luv s not enaf nd d secret of havng
a strong and lastng relationshp is to TRUST d ONE u LOVE nd
to accept his weaknesses or mistakes--
Its not how many tyms u have FORGIVEN,but how u have shown
UNDERSTANDING..
____________________________________________________________
"Its not the commitment that matters for you to
prove your love for someone. rather, it's the happiness
that you feel when you seem him/her smile whether the
reason is you or not.."
_____________________________________________________________
once you've already let go of sum1,
u should have d courage 2 nver see him/her agen..
coz gudbyes r not created 4 nothing..
it really ends sumthing..
______________________________________________________________
You should never assume that somebody loves u by only
seeing their sweetness.
sometimes, we should believe in the fact that it's their
nature.
________________________________________________________________
It hurts like hell to pretend that you're happy when deep
inside you're dying.
It takes a lot of effort to flash a smile when all you wanna
do is break down and cry.
The saddest part of it all is you wanna end the torment yet
your heart just keeps on holding on.
Living in an illusion that there's still hope when all
you've got were just ashes of a joke..:(
_________________________________________________________________
if you don't want to lose the closeness you have with a person.
don't fall inlove.
_________________________________________________________________
i never wanted sum1 to love me for a lifetime.
i only wanted sum1 who's willing to love me..
truly while she is mine..
_________________________________________________________________
if you love is really true, no matter how strong
the temptation is..
you can be stronger enough to turn your back..
__________________________________________________________________
..if they don't how to value me..
i let them go..
..its much better to lose them than to feel stupid all
the time..
____________________________________________________________________
is like being in a coma:
comfortably lying but unconsciously bleeding
softly sleeping bt silently hurting..
____________________________________________________
People might change but there are 2 things that can't
be changed.
their NAME,
and the MEMORIES u've had with them..
______________________________________________________
to love you doesn't mean to commit wid u..
Im satisfied wid watever connectoin i have wid u..
_______________________________________________________
The wonders of stupidity: I feel happy, yet it hurts
inside..
I smile yet a part of me wants to break down and cry.
I give & expect nothing in return, but the truth is,
I really expect something.
A little bit of something in return for all my sacrifice
is enough to make me feel that im also somehow
important to that person,
despite the known fact that it is impossible..
__________________________________________________________
True love isn't just expressed in passionately
whispered words or an intimate kiss or an embrace;
before two people are married, love is expressed in self-control
patience,even words left unsaid..
__________________________________________________________
Fall but do not stumble.
Share but never be unfair. Understand but try not to
demand.
Get hurt but never keep the pain.
___________________________________________________________
Love is not d only rison y a relationship
stands for yirs or til forever nd we myt think
dat lu holds d relationship--
but wat IF u love TOO MUCH & FORGET dat luv
also can weakn or gt worst nd dstroy a strong relationship?
i jst realyzd dat luv s not enaf nd d secret of havng
a strong and lastng relationshp is to TRUST d ONE u LOVE nd
to accept his weaknesses or mistakes--
Its not how many tyms u have FORGIVEN,but how u have shown
UNDERSTANDING..
____________________________________________________________
"Its not the commitment that matters for you to
prove your love for someone. rather, it's the happiness
that you feel when you seem him/her smile whether the
reason is you or not.."
_____________________________________________________________
once you've already let go of sum1,
u should have d courage 2 nver see him/her agen..
coz gudbyes r not created 4 nothing..
it really ends sumthing..
______________________________________________________________
You should never assume that somebody loves u by only
seeing their sweetness.
sometimes, we should believe in the fact that it's their
nature.
________________________________________________________________
It hurts like hell to pretend that you're happy when deep
inside you're dying.
It takes a lot of effort to flash a smile when all you wanna
do is break down and cry.
The saddest part of it all is you wanna end the torment yet
your heart just keeps on holding on.
Living in an illusion that there's still hope when all
you've got were just ashes of a joke..:(
_________________________________________________________________
if you don't want to lose the closeness you have with a person.
don't fall inlove.
_________________________________________________________________
i never wanted sum1 to love me for a lifetime.
i only wanted sum1 who's willing to love me..
truly while she is mine..
_________________________________________________________________
if you love is really true, no matter how strong
the temptation is..
you can be stronger enough to turn your back..
__________________________________________________________________
..if they don't how to value me..
i let them go..
..its much better to lose them than to feel stupid all
the time..
____________________________________________________________________
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Love Quotes
Inspirational Qoutes Text Messages 82
"Sumtyms we have to be very careful on
dropping things,
because they may fall into places wer
we cannot pick them up anymore!..
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Happiness can't be found when you seek it
for yourself, but when you give it to
others, it will find its way back to you.
That
s the mystery of happiness..
________________________________________________
Humor is a sweet condiment in our existence.
laugh at your own mistakes but learn from them:
Joke over your troubles but gather strength
from them:
Make fun of your difficulties but overcome them.
Life may be tough & difficult but the value
we gain from trials make it all worth the journey.
__________________________________________________
JESUS SAID:
I'm the light whoever follows me will nver be
n darkness.
john 8:12
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One day, God had a work for me to do.
He showed a rock & told me 2 push it w/ ol my might.
For many years, i pushed & pushed but nothing
happened d rock doesn't moved even an inch.
In discouragement, i asked God y am i failing.
D lord respond: ur task is 2 push d rock.
never did i mention dat u move it.
"NOw I, my child,will move d rock,"
Obedience to God s easy if we only know how 2listen.
He doesnt want us 2 suffer, He only wants us 2 learn.
__________________________________________________________
They may forget what you said, but they will never
forget how you made them feel..
___________________________________________________________
Did u knw that good mornign is a simple prayer?
everytime u grit it 2 sumbdy, u wishng dt his day will turn
out 2b d best n everyday.
very well.Good morning!
__________________________________________________________
time can heal all wounds.
time can give u another chance. time can help u forget.
time can let u move on.
but time can never give back what has really ended..
__________________________________________________________
dropping things,
because they may fall into places wer
we cannot pick them up anymore!..
______________________________________________
Happiness can't be found when you seek it
for yourself, but when you give it to
others, it will find its way back to you.
That
s the mystery of happiness..
________________________________________________
Humor is a sweet condiment in our existence.
laugh at your own mistakes but learn from them:
Joke over your troubles but gather strength
from them:
Make fun of your difficulties but overcome them.
Life may be tough & difficult but the value
we gain from trials make it all worth the journey.
__________________________________________________
JESUS SAID:
I'm the light whoever follows me will nver be
n darkness.
john 8:12
___________________________________________________
One day, God had a work for me to do.
He showed a rock & told me 2 push it w/ ol my might.
For many years, i pushed & pushed but nothing
happened d rock doesn't moved even an inch.
In discouragement, i asked God y am i failing.
D lord respond: ur task is 2 push d rock.
never did i mention dat u move it.
"NOw I, my child,will move d rock,"
Obedience to God s easy if we only know how 2listen.
He doesnt want us 2 suffer, He only wants us 2 learn.
__________________________________________________________
They may forget what you said, but they will never
forget how you made them feel..
___________________________________________________________
Did u knw that good mornign is a simple prayer?
everytime u grit it 2 sumbdy, u wishng dt his day will turn
out 2b d best n everyday.
very well.Good morning!
__________________________________________________________
time can heal all wounds.
time can give u another chance. time can help u forget.
time can let u move on.
but time can never give back what has really ended..
__________________________________________________________
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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Message 62
BAG-ONG TUBAG SA PANGUTANA NGA:
"MUSTAH LOVELIFE?"
"postponed til further notice, updates will be
posted once available..
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"MUSTAH LOVELIFE?"
"postponed til further notice, updates will be
posted once available..
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