Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 57

rmmber
my advice..
pg inis ka control urself
pg my probs ka

"PRAY"
pg wla kang pera isipin moko
kc dka ng iisa! wla pod koy kwrta!
hehe..

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i sw smbdy on top of a bldg
mghikog dw!
i askd y?
ibog dw sya ky FRND ta!

ingon nya ilogon dw ka nya?

toink!

2klod nko oi!

ingon ko..pghikog nlng oi!

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Tagalog Love Story Qoutes

Touching Story:

Bday ng isang gurl, humingi xa ng bracelet s bf nia,
pero ang bnigay s knya STORYBOOK. nagalit ung gurl,
tnapon ung storybuk nd nakigpgbreak..
after da break-up nbalitaan ng grl na ngpkmatay ung boy.
Pmnta ung grl sah burol nd nkita nya ung
STORY BUK s iba2w ng kabaong,knha na nd read it,
ang nksulat pla dun ayung LOVE STORY nlng dlawa..
at da last page my message :

"punTa kah sah fvorite place natin..naNdun uNg bracelet n gft ko!.."

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A boy is so inluv w/ a girl, so he promise
2 give her a wedding ring on her b-day, as
d girl b-day has come, d boy arrived 2geder
w/ his gift w/c is a talking doll, but d gurl was
embarrassed w/ d gift, so d girl throw it, but d
boy run 4 it 2 catch d doll, unexpectedly da boy
was hit by a car n died! At da tym of d boy's
burial, d girl was crying n hug the doll and it
spoke..."PLZ GET D RING ON MY POCKET,
HOPE U LYK IT, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...
WILL U MARRY ME?..


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1 of d loneliest qoute i've ever known:

" d girl sed 2 her bf:

U know how much i love you. but i won't deny d fact that u luv sum1
else in ur life right now. I want u 2 b happy & if she's d 1 who
can truly make u smile, be with her, i am willing 2 sacrifice.

D girl was left crying.

D boy rushed after d girl, hold her hand,kissed her romantically,
n hugged her very tight.

know what he said?


"THANK U!"


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..Once upon a tym..
there was a boy n a girl who was best of friends
one day d boy promise 2 d girl that he would
then days pases by n d girl came 2 d boy sad n crying.
d boy ask "why?" d girl told d boy
"mahal q xa't ayaw qng mwala xa pro ma2tay xa"
D boy hug the grl n said " wg kng mg ala2
psa2yahn kta".
Dn aftr 3 months, d grl was shock n surprise
wen her bf apir n say "tanx sa bestfren mo,
dinonor nya puso nya pra mabuhay ako't
mkasama ka".


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A sAd & mean STORY:

1st der wer lovers, in d pas few days
dey always quarreled coz of misunderstanding,
1 day, d guy invited her gf 2 his haws..inside d room..
d guy sed," f u reli luV me,give mE wat i wNt.."
d grL kiz her bf imMediAtely & sUrrendrd her
vrgiNty 2 heR bf.
aFter dat,d bf sed, "im not yet fiNishd tAlKng a whiLe aGo,
wAt i wNt s A brEaK uP cOz of r misUnderstandngs!
Anyway Tanx 4 mKing me hapi, i enjoyed & i loveD it..
bUt im sOri c0z i have 2 say GOODBYE!:-(


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at d age of 14 ngkarn cya ng anak na la2ke!
iniwan nya ang bata sa mlaking bhay at cnuotan ng kwentas!
2 yrs later! she wrk n da most ppular clab!
20 yrs aftr she met a guy who loved her 4 wat she was!
mraming bses na nlang pnagsaluhan ang msayang gbe sa kama!
isang araw ng dssyon clang mgpkasal...in beach prty she notes da nkles use by her husbnd...
w/0 saying a word she run and cry an sed my GOD 4GIVE ME I FUCKED MY SON!

Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 32

dis msg is strictly 4 cute
& charming person only.. since u
accidntaly recivd dis msg
i deeply apologise 4 da disturbanc

Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 46

sa panahon ngaun,
bihira na ang may matalik na kaibigan.

mas mdalas ay may katalik na kaibigan."

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anong twag sa boyfrnd n a

mbait,
guapo,
mpagmhal,
mlmbing,
d seloso,
my mgandang trbaho
mcpag, wlang bsyo, at wlang babae?


anwr: GUNI GUNI!..HEHE

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 56

A girl w/her friends went 2 bar..

when she read d sign saying:
BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED.

D grl sed.."ngeh! uli nlng ta ui,
10 rman ta kbuok...

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sum pipol ask me hw nice
& hw nice & wnderful u r.
bt i sed, " more dan wat u xpcted!"

aftr a few moments, dey requested me 2
dscribe u. but i sed,

"ayna oi ma nluv plang mo"

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 92

When you say you LOVE someone, make sure
your spelling is correct. because of
ur going to browse a dictionary.

luv,lav,lab,lov,

-means NOTHING-

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pretending to be friends w/ the one
u love is like breathing underwater-

..u can't hold it too long bcoz if u do,
u won't make it out alive..

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it's easy 2 gudbye but too hard to forget.

why?

coz love is more dan words can say.
once u've fallen, u can't help but fall over
& over again. so even if gudbye have been said,
there's something in d hear dat says pls stay

why? coz it's LOVE & d reason is UNKNOWN!

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there are so many things dat sumtyms
u dnt hve 2 admit nor 2 ask!
as long as u feel..

NO nid 2 qstion it!

coz,

"tongue may deny,

bt heart,

doesn't lie!


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don't be cold to someone u care about just because
dat person couldn't realize ur worth.

instead, be nice to them so they could realize wat dey
have been missing.

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we get HURT the moment we start to CARE.

& they will only start to CARE when they
realize that we got HURT.

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" wen sum1 is inlove, he finds it hard to sleep.
this is because he finally sees reality is more
beautiful than dreams."

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"the best date is with someone who can tke u
anywhere..without TOUCHING anything but ur HEART.

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wn u miss a prson..
practically, u can do nothing aside frm thinking &
worrying..

don't be sad,neither be foolish...just wait until
u see each other again & mke another momnt
to be missed with..

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"Sometimes, you find it hard to tell someone
about ur feelings,

until u realize dat ur actions have already
betrayed u..

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i was n da stage of moving on..

i was dscarding everythng dat rmnds me of d past..

thou 8s heavy n my heat but
i nid 2 submit myslf 2 da idea of livng a separate
life part frm d one i LOVE.

days passed & i ws able 2 manage being away,
living, on my own..

bt wn i saw him agen..i broke down n2 tears..

& suddnly i realized, yes i've moved on..

BUT I GUESS I FORGOT TO LET GO..

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 58

sometimes, its best to leave some words
unspoken than to have it said yet would only
bring confusion & pain to one's heart..

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its not always ryt 2 stay in pain wen u knw uv
alrdy had 2much.

& it isn't always wrong 2b hapi, wen u knw its
about tym dat u dserve 2b.

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never think dat u are not gud enough for anyone.

sometimes, u should ask urself f dey are gud enough
for u..

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"wE messed up yesterday.

we said the wrong words, took the wrong turn,
loved the wrong person, reacted the wrong way.

We spoke when we should have listened,
walked when we should have waited, judged
when we should have trusted, undulged when we should
have resited.

we messed up yesterday. but you'll mess up more if you
let yesterday's mistakes sabotage today's attitude..

enjoy life! live it well."

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Having a "sharp memory" is great.

but,

In some moments of my life

sometiems i found that the "ability to forget"
is a lot better..

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Life is full of uncertainties.
Well nver knw wen our tym on earth is up till its
ovr, so take many pics, laugh much, take tym to luk up
at the stars,sing loudly, feel d cold wind, smile a lot,
and love like uv nver been hurt coz evry sixty seconds
u spend s a minute of happiness ul nver get back!..

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there's always the possiblity that a person can get
attracted to another. it's human nature & it's not wrong
but wen you're in a commitment,
u DISCIPLINE urself, one may get attracted to numerous
prospects & it's ok. as long as u don't entertain the
feeling & knw the borderline between CHEATING & FIDELITY.
Recognize the reality that u already have the person that
gives you more than wat u can get from cheap thrills
of attraction..

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Visayan Love Qoutes 15

d meaning of luv s so unxplainable
cnt b dzcryb smilarly by any1 but 1 thng s 4 xur..
luv bgins w/

"migo rmn mi!"
& endz w/ "migo nlng mi!"

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Inspirational tagalog Quotes Text Messages 7

Pasa mo..God is giving u 600 million
angel to take care of u. Share them to 9 close
to u hrt. You will have good news in 10 mins.
Nag try ako totoo..

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Sna gawin mo to..
We love u jesus Christ..Pass dis 2 18 frnds.
Promise, 22long sya sa prblem mo..
wag mo erase pg d nppasa. Bukas my gud news kna..

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 35

Pretending to be friends w/ the
one u love is like breathing underwater-

u can't hold it too long bcoz if u do,
u wont make it out alive..

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 55

wen people hurt u, consider dem as a
sandpapr! they may rub & scratch u
painfully but eventually..

kw ang mosinaw ug sila ang maopaw!..hahaha

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Asawa: dong, maunsa ka kng ma2tay ko?

bana: tingalig mamatay sad ko!

asawa: ha! ngano man?

Bana: Usahay mkptay bya nang sobra sa KALIPAY!..
ahaha

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 91

Sometimes,

two people have to fall apart..

For them to realize..

how much they need to fall back together...

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We may fall in love fast, but sometimes
it wouldn't last..

we may flirt but then it wasnt worth the dirt..

we may have feelings 4 another even if we
already have someone but still we end up
with the one who gave life its true meanings..

people r everywhre..

but true luv is just rare..


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"once u lose someone,

it is nver exactly the same person who
comes back!..

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wn ur hapi..hu do u wnna be with?

wn ur sad..hu do u wnna see?

wn u fil btrayed. to hum wil u run 2?

i knw, not me...

but i can be..=)

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"r u nluv wen u miz a prson?"

a psycholgst sed..

no!

"it s juz a state of mind wer u fill lonely
and wanting 2 b wid sum1 hu appreciates u..

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It doesn't matter how LONG it would take for
LOVE to find u, wat u should knw is dat..

OUt there somewhre, there is someone who will luv u..

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he told me he hates to see me crying,suffering, & in vain..

i'm just wondering if all this time,

he's closing his eyes?

:-(

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did u knw dat the hart has no pain receptors
so the next time someone breaks ur heart,
move on. ur pain is just an illusion,
a temporary psychological disturbance that u
have to ovrcome. in short,
it's all in the mind..

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 57

Nver regret d choices u mke,
jst beliv n urslf & hav faith..
Lyf isn't prfct, 8s a blend of joy
& sorrow but watever lyf leads U,
8s bcoz of a purpose..

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It's more dangerous to weep inwardly
rather than outwardly. outward tears can be
wiped away while secret tears scar forever.

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i'ts crazy to think how different ur lyf
would be..

if u nver met few people who changed everything..

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Whatever mistakes we have made, our only
way out is to move forward.
This is life's proven formula. Don't look back
in regret but move on with hope..

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hav u evr asked urslf y does evything n dz
world have 2 b compllicted?

..y do we have 2 c lots of varieties
& choices yet we only nid1?

y cnt evrything jz b simple?

datz life..
enjoy it..it doesn't mattr f u pick d wrong 1..
aftr all, how will u knw w/c is ryt f u dnt knw
w/c is wrng..

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Visayan Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 8

"Spcial frnds" r rily hard 2 find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"

lisod pangitaon!
maong advice nq sah imu
nver let me go..hehe!


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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 45

pg niloko at snktan ka
ng mhal mo..
eto ang sbhin mu..

"nver say die..tomorrow is another guy"..

haha...

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 54

girl: hayop ka! pgktpos mo psubo at pblow
skin, ipputok mo pa mukha ko?

boy: d q n mpgilan e.

girl: Cge.bili k ulit ng plastic balloon!

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2 ka mg amiga
ngpasikatay..
GRL1: our family spent d whole summer in Europe,
it was great! jw bout u? wr dd u spend ur summer vcation?

GRL2: i just spnt it hir n d philippines..

GRL1: rilly? uggghh! wer? hw poor!

GRL2: at ur boyfrnd's house..he was great! =)

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Makna! oontaplo Makna! imisamu Makna!
uyo iso makna. owo owowowo

relax!! d na sumpa!
ambixoso lang na bungi nknta og "SMACK THAT"!..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 90

sometyms..

someone comes along and makes u forget someone else..

remmber: they're not better, they're just DIFFERENT..

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somtyms , u ignor d 1 hu luvs u..
coz u knw deyl stay..
bt ur wrong!
coz sumday, d 1 hu loves u myt find sum1 hu'd
apprciate der luv..

w/c dey ddn't feel frm u..

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the scariest part in being loved by someone
is the uncertainty that they may stop

ANYTIME THEY WANT...


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love isn't about staying with someone because u don't
want to hurt or get hurt. it's about staying
because ur happy and there's no place u would rather be..

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u really dont have 2 be super nice always..

sometimes u hve 2 show ur bad side

..so dat u can sort out hu can accept u at ur worst..

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sometimes..

i have to give up on loving someone,
even if that someone says he loves me back..

not because i am jealous of the girls he is with..

byt bcoz i am tired of waiting 4 da love he s talkng about..

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sometimes, u can say
"i movd on" but deep inside u knw u're stranded.

well, u can't know how long u'll feel that way
coz as long as u feel the love, there will always be pain..

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"The best thing can do for someone is to just exist--

..to be there when dey suddnly realize that dey need
u right there.

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the best time to say that you already found
the right one is when..
you stop looking for more..

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wen u truly love sam1, u dnt luk 4 faults,
u dunt luk 4 answers, u don't luk for mstakes,
instead..
u fight 4 d mstkes, u accpt d faults & u
overluk excuses..

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 56

contentment arises from the courage
of being one's genuine self, of standing alone
and of not wanting to be somebody else.

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I guess..
d greatest LESSON
I've learned in lyf is to:

NEVER invest deep flings for someone,.
NEVER hope that dey'l love u d way u wnt dem to,
NEVER xpct dat those sweet gestures & sweet wrds r true..

coz eventually everything bcomes a past. sooner or l8r
dey'l jst drop u off & will leave u nothing..

so train urself to let go of d things u fear to lose..

so dat wen they're GONE u won't feel dumb & pathetic all along..

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all of us have something in our past
that we regret doing..

it may have been honest mistake,
a moral failure,
or a foolish decsion.

we wish it had not happnd,

but it remains in our mind & often drags us down.
But life does not have to be that way.. while the past
remains part of our lives..

it does not have to determine our future,
So, better look ahead & prepare than look back & be in despair..

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there will be days when u get home from a party & forget what the
fun was about or have a very long,
intimate conversation yet feel there are still words left
unspoken or embrace ur special someone yet never have the strength
to say u care so much..

Life tells us that happiness is never absolute so while it's
still there, seize d moment because it may nver come again.
never regret anything you do for everything is done for a reason.

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ever wonder why ur friends and ur lovelife often contradict?

it's because ur friends don't knw d other half of d story
ur heart can't explain..

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We always look at our scars as ugly marks..
l8z try 2 consider it as a nyc thng..

as a symbol dt sumthng painful n d past had been healed..

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anyone who hides hatred is liar..

,anyone who spreads gossip is a fool..

the more you talk, the more likely you are to sin..
if you are wise, you will kept quiet

{proverbs 10:18-19}

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 89

" f sum1 loves u, there is actually no need
to ask nor beg for somthing u like or want to
happen because when a prson loves u.
dat a prson would prfectly learn about what mkes
u happy even without telling what it is.."


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,being alone is unhappy..
we all knw that..

but being alone is better than to have
somebody who makes u feel alone..

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beware of keeping something to someone,
it might hurt them specially when u practice
acting like u don't hide anything..

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the test of love doesn't come when u're together.
it comes when u part ways & u realize that despite
the distance the love & friendship is still there..

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Thinking of someone you love is the most delightful way of..
wasting your time..

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Visayan Love Qoutes 14

Nt
evry1
understands me..sum h8 me wyl others luv me
d way i am..bt b4 ol dat.. e2 lng msa2bi ko,
"tenkyu sa gluv nq ug PAKYU sa dli!..hehe

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sbi nla wag dw hnpin ang taong itnadhana sau..
mghntay ka..sbi nla kusa xang drating s buhay mo..
mghntay k lng..

kabnuang!

pno kng hnhntay krin nia?

hulat2x effct n lng lugar?
aw hahaha..

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 55

" dey say people come and go,
but the truth is no one
really disappears from your life,
people never really leave,their roles just change."

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wounds heal quickly when one knows
unquestionably that love is there..

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hatred cud b very consuming..

& once ur consumd it wud b very hard 2 forgve,
bt f0rgvness s d only way to heal..

God sed: "hate d sin but not d sinner!

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"people change, usually, they change into everything
they said they wouldn't be.."

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Life is better when you're happy
but,
life is at its best when other people are
happy because of YOU!

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friendship Qoutes Text Messages 34

d thread
askd d candle: "y u disolve urself wen i burn?

candle said:

"u'r insydof me, f u suffer, im bound 2 shed tears 4 u..

dats FRIENDSHIP..

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sometimes d bestfrnz may not b d best lovers..

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From I dont know

mnxan ang pagseselos nk2cra ng rlxyonaze walang tiwala,mktd ang utak peu kht minxn b,?naicp mu n kea xa ngcclox dhl nttqot xang mwla ka xknea!...

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paano kung isang umaga,kumatok sa pinto nyo ang mahal mo... nanginginig,maluha-luha, tapos, nang buksan mo... niyakap ka niya nang mahigpit.... sabay bulong... "pate..okey lang ba?"

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tatay:balita ko, bakla ka! totoo ba?!
Junior: wishing me baklush! chizmax lang yan ng mga Boyet Fajardo chuvanes na walang chorva sa chenelyn nila! mga chararat ever! me baklush?! eeewww!!!

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if i had the letter "HRT", i can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or "U" and het "HURT". but i'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U"

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follow dis instruction 2 read my message "press,'option,'reply,'type my name,'space,'activate english dictionary,den press 568317096811..........hope it would make u smile..

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der was a "GANGSTER" guy who fell inluv wid a good girl.. d guy ril luved d gurl so much dat he will do things jaz 2 make d girl hapi..d girl told d guy 2 stop all hs rumbles and d guy comand it...


1 day d girl heard d news bout d rumble



and she saw d guy bloody and dying..


d girl cried..



but d guy smiled and said:





"d aq lumaban kc bka mglit ka" ='c

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2day lhat ng nKa:
yellow-miz coh'
brown-frnd coh
red-luv coh
pink-imprtant 2 me
blck-crush coh
wyt-luv nia coh
blue-xpexal skn
grin-soulm8 coh
stripe-lyk coh
wat suot moh,?!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 88

I fall in luv not knowing why or how,
8s bcoz luv s a special feling dat
doesnt require much answers.

I just luv no mater how s2pid i bc0me.

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wnna knw wats weird?

"its wen u r still communicating
w/ d prson u nid 2 4get!"

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da most hard headed
pipol n da whole wide world are dos pipol
hu are in love.

watever u tel dem, dey just smile but wouldn't list.

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people will love & adore u 4 d hundreds
of good reasons u've done 2 dem..but will h8 u 4 a single
mistake!

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"i always make someone happy even if am not,
but it doesn't mean that im pretender.I only want to be
positive while my own world is negative..."

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"don't judge a man by the measure of his romntic love.
instead judge a prson by the measure of his committed love
towards his prents, his siblings, to his God and to himslf
bcause how he loves his prents and his sblings
will usually be how he'll love u in da future..

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