Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 53

Wat if ngkasakay mo sa imng X sa jip?
kuy0g iyang new lablyf, unsa imong buha2n?

simple ra oi! kuhita daun ingna "pletehi ko ha?"

halok2 rba tah saun..ahaha

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Ang una namatay c "DA KING"..

Sunod namatay c "DA BOY"

sunod nsad c "DA MASTERRAPPER"..

wla kaha ma kulbaan si..

"DAGUL"? AHAHA....

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ei guyz..i'm selling my original Lacoste shirt 4 only 100 php!,
knsa mu palit? kaisa ra nq nasuot.

kai ang buaya, mamaak og totoy..hahaha

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 48

"pg ngmhal ka, wg kng umasa n lhat msya..
nanjan c selos, c hnala, c tukso at takot..
pg mhina ka, cla ang ccra sa relasyon n inaalagaan mo...
pero kng mtatag ka, my twla sa taong mhal mu..
d ka nila mti2bag.
ipglban mu hanggat kyamu..pro ppg ang relasyon..
aypuro luha n at lungkot, puro sakit at sma ng loob
bumitaw kna..
wg mong hyaan mging bato ang puso mu pra s iba..

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hirap mg pretnd dat u luv sumbody else khit wla nman..
pnaphirapan mo ang sarili mo khit alam mong cya
ang mahal mo..
u get jealous everytym my ksma xang iba..
insecure ka sa new luv nya..
d nya lng alam dat ur heart was dying dhil sa sakt at selos..
gus2 mong sbhin sa knya na mhal mo xa but u cnt
why??
coz ur afraid na bka sbhin nya: "nsaan ka nung mnhal kta?
sorry my mhal na akong iba!"

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 31

American guy named Paul challenged a filipino.

american: use my name 4 tyms n a sentence.

Pedro: PAUL , b carePAUL, u myt PAUL n da
swmmng PAUL..ahaha

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Tagalog Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 44

mlupit n banat ng 1 btang tmad
sa knyang mpg-utos na ina:

"umayos k ma!

ang diyos nga sampu lng ang u2s, kw mdami!

gs2 m ipako dn kta? wa ahaha

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"wag kang titikim ng msarap,

pra hndi ka mghanap..

at wag mo ssrapan ang pgpptikim,
pra ndi ka hnap-hnapin..

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Visayan Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 52

ANG TIIL UG OTIN

OTIN: parts hayahy kaau imong kinabuhi ba?
kung molakaw medyasan ug sapatosan
pag-uli hugasan sabonan trapohan
tsinilasan, usahay pakapin pag foot spa.

TIIL: Ikw diay pre!

OTIN: Bunol kaau pre, usahay kumotkumoton
human mangihi wilikwilikon
galabad akong ulo ug ang akong
kapungtan kanang lugoson ko pagpaslak
anang pagkabaho nga kanal ug ibton lang
ko kung makasuka na. pagka walwal nga knabuhi..

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Dear tay,

padad-i ko ug brief ky akong brief buslot na.

ang 2bag:

anak, agwantahi lng usa ky ako gani garter nlng! :D

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a hot girl n a RESORT walks to a guy..
grl: do u knw how 2 swim?

guy: why? Nganu mura kug swimmer?

grl: no..mura kag nokos! ahaha


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LOLO: kniad2, akng 5 pesos inig ad2 nko
s dpartment st0re,mkdla nkog gatas,pan,medyas,polo,
ug pantalon.

APO: krn diay lo?
LOLO: lisod n krn ky nay survlance CAMERA.:>

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One day... sa tindahan..

BATA: ayooh!

Tindera: unsa man?
BATA: naa moyload?

Tindera: oh! naa!

BATA: pateksa ko beh!...ehehe!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 71

"dont give up when u still have someone to give..

coz nothing is really over..until the moment you stop trying..


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lyf s a movie writen,
produced & directed by God, & played by u.
8's a 1take movie so play 8 d best way u cn.
8 has no cuts so make 8 a blockbuster n God's eye:)

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In times of confusion, in times when u are running out of choices,

be reminded of one thing:

PRAYER CHANGES THINGS..

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nver hate d times where u failed..these are d times wer u show the
world that define u, bt rather mkes u stronger.

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 47

tinanong ako ngbarkada,

mhal dw b kta, cnagot ko cla

ng tawa, cgaw nla, cnungaling ka!

2malikod ako sabay cgaw!

"oO! mhal ko cia..

..s0bra!!! bket my ko2ntra?

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lam mo my tym na nsa2ktan na aq
pkrmdam q la aqng hlga sau
s sma ng loob n2himik ako ngta2mpo
pro lam mo bkt d2 p dn aq?
kc ms mhlga k kysa sa nr2mdam q.:)

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kng tlgang pra sau ang isang tao mwla mn xa sau
ng mhbang pnahon mgkkta prin kau
lam m kung kelan? kpag tma na ang mali
at kpag pwde na ang hndi!

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Girl Qoutes

a grl s spxal,
created by GOD.
f u praise her, she thinks ur lying.
f u dnt , ur gud 4 nothing.
f she 2ks, she wnts u 2 listen.
f u listen she wnts u 2 2k,
f u kiss her,
ur not a gntleman.
f u dont,
ur not a man.
f u agree 2 all her lyks u r a wimp.
f u don't,
u r not understandng.
so cmple yet so complex, so weird yet so beautiful..

dts a girl..

a non-understandable crea2re..

in short..."SAKIT SA ULO"

bt it mkes a man compl8. =)

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 87

sum pipol r sw8 at 1st..
serious at 1st..
bt y do sum ppol chang aftr u luv dm so mch?
myb ol rmntic momnts only happn at 1st

bt NEVER lasts..

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"it's hard to let go of someone who has touchd ur life
bt it hurts more to say goodbye to someone when he was NEVER
yours yet changed ur lyf the most.

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i cn not spare his hart 2 b mine..

but..

i cn spare d time 2 let hm realize dat...

he's mine.;)

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"the way someone treats when u're together,
is somethng to be considered but the way they respect
u when 're not around is much more important..

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"don't put your heart in someone's heart hands,
until you're sure that they know how to hold it.

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I dnt nid sum1 prfect..
I dnt evn nid a wealthy 1..

I jst nid sum1
hu cn undrstand

nd hu cn b w/ me n tyms
wen im under my unwanted attitude.

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"to love someone doesn't mean 2 commit
wid that prson..

sumtyms your just have 2 be satisfied wid watever connction
you have wid that special one..

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how hard is it to stop the heart from loving??

as hard as stoppng the eye from blinkng..
the more u control it..the more it hurts..

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apologizng doesn't always mean that u're wrong..
at times..
u do it because u value the relationship..& u love the person
more than u're ego..

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 43

sbi ng mga ninuno,
pag ang isang tao dw binati mo ng hi!

at sa loob ng 5 seconds wlang reply

tikbalang dw!

msubukan nga...

hi..=>

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s araw ng kasal mo, ano ang ggmpanan ko?

pili ka:

a. aswa
b. bestman
c.bride's maid
d. maid of honor
e.ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h.pari
i. attendee
j. ung taong ssigaw ng "tigil ang ksal"


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Pasaway nah bf:
bf: baby, hndi kb nlulungkot?
gf: ha? hndi nmn. bkt nman aw mlu2ngkot?
bf: eh kc. mg isa k lng sa puso ko. gus2 mo ng ksma?

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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 51

GUY1: Bay, nag.away mi s akong GF

GUY2: ngano mn?

GUY1:nangau xag gift, ingon bsan unsa dw bsta
naay diamond

GUY2: mao rman d.i, unsa may ghtag nmo?

GUY1. BARAHA!

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ABOGADA: (Holdng d penis of 99-yr.old client) look ur honor!
Luyat na kau, Kaya pba ni nya mang rape?

OLDMAN: (Whispering)
'Torni, ayw pislit-pslita, basin mpildi ta!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 70

i'v bn n dz world 4 17 yrs nt knwn f il stl b hir 4 nxt yr 2 cme
so b4 my lyf endz atleast u hir me sayin "sori 4 d mstakes i've done"
"& tnx 4 cros'n my way"!


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lyf has great options..bt it doesnt mean,
dat u always hv 2 pick wat seem 2b d best.
smtyms, d best and dprfct aren't those dat mkes u happy..

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"understandng is deeper dat knowldge. there are many people who know you,
but very few understands you.."

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everything that God allows 2 come our way is with a purpose..
HE uses even d greatest error and deepest hurt 2 mold us into better person..

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its hard to assume ur position on somebody's life .
u might be expecting too much --something far from reality.
so learn to weigh the situation, knw ur stand and keep things
in balance because the hardest to deal with is failure and the hardest
to endure is pain.

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"dey say there's a reason for evrything that's heppening, but the
sad truth is that some reasons aren't reasonable enough to be
a justified cause..

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"no matter how serious life gets, u will constantly need the
company of people who u can completely be stupid with.

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 46

Hrap m2log pg my prblemang iniicp..
gus2 mong iiyak mnsan nga gus2 mo ng
sumoko pro d mo mgwa lalo na pg
ang prblma mo ay dhil sa taong mhal n mhal mo!

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Msakit pg di mo naki2ta ang taong mhal mo
dmo mhwakan dmo mlambing
d mo maalagaan pro mas msakit pg d mo alam kng..
luv k b ng taong mahal mo..

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ayos lng skin kng d aq gnon khalaga sau.
ok lng kng hnd m q naiicp pg msaya ka..pro nsktan ka at umiyak
txt m agad aq gus2 q kc ako unang taong mg pngiti sau.

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S mga pnahong d kta naitxt, d nkamusta, wag m sna isipng nlimutan
n kta dhil d mangya2ri yun. hndi k mwwla, s isip ko
kaw pa, nka ukit kna sa puso ko?

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nkkpgod rn plang mgmhal kht gno m kmhal ang 1tao drating rn ang
arw n isuk0 m xia. d dhil z dmu na siya mhal. kundi msdo ka
ng nssktan dhil dka nya pnpahalgan.

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mhirap 2mwa pg my prblem ka mhrap m2log pg my iniicp k
mhrap mgtago pra lng mkaiwas k hgt s lhat mhrap humnap ng iba..
pra lng mkalimutan ung mhal mo.=(

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Mnsan akala mo ngbgo na ako
mnsan akala mo d kta miss
mnsan akala mo wla ako care sayo
pro kala m lng un kng lam m lang!
mlungkot ako pgwlang txt gling sau..

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slmat sa lhat ng gnwa mo slmat sa pg-aala2
n ipndma mo
slmat s oras at arw n inilaan mo
pro isa lng mssbi ko,
"sna wg mo pbbyaan srili mo kpg wla n aq."

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bkt kailngang mkila2 mo ang taong mgpa2tbok ng puson mo
pro, ndi nman pla pra sau?
pra san b xa? tagahilo ng sugat ng nkraan? o tga dag2 ng sakit n nr2mdman?

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pnkwlan kta kht lam kng mhal kta!
ngmhal aq ng iba kht lam kng dko kya!
lam mo kng bkt ngwa q lhat to?
dhil sa pgm2hal q na bnwla mu..

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mskit pg ang taong mhal mo
wlang oras sau mskt pg nlaman mo s iba my oras sya
d ba nya naicp n nwlan k dn ng pnhon s iba
ng dhil s knya?

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sa buhay, mraming beses kang mgmhal. pro may isang taong ddating na di
mo mkklimutan d man sya ang mka2luyan mo,
pro xa nman ung taong mgbbgay khulugan s buhay mo.

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knino kb dpat humanga?

sa taong iniwan ang iba pra mhalin ka..
o
sa taong handang iwan ka dhil my mhal kang iba?

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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages 6

sa buhay ko ang dming nangyari..
mnsan umiiyak ako, nssktan, nhhirapan..
ang dmi kng sama ng loob.
pro alam mo ba na??
sa lhat ng luha ko
txt mo ang ngiti ko ,;-)

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 33

if u ned a "fuck"
u cn olweys count on me..

"f.u.c.k."
Friend U Can Keep

ano?"fuck"mo q?

fuck dn kta!

fuck forever!

astg db? fuck..=)

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Happy Mothers Day Qoutes

Hapi mothers day sa imung mga

mama,

nanay,

mamai,

mommy,

lola,

mamita,


ug uban pah..ehehe

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can u do me a lil favor? can u thank u mom 4 me? for w/o
her, i won't be able 2 eet a person lyk u.

happy mother's day 2 ur mom.!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 69

" at some point. u will realize that u have done too much
already for someone and that the only next
possible step to do is to leave them alone..

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"once you lose someone. it is never exactly the same person
who comes back..

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you will never be good enough for everybody..
but this is for sure,

you are the best for someone who really appreciates you..

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"sumtyms, u have to act as if ur dead to save urself from
getting hurt"

-ipis-

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"it is so hard when u know how to fix lives of others but
you don't know how to fix yours. sometimes, a listener
needs a good listener too."

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women don't want to hear what you think.
women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.


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" major premise:
our feelings come from our thoughts.

conclusion?? we can control our feelings by learning to
change 1 thing the way we think..

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don't trust people who don't luv themselves & yet tel u "i luv u"

there is an african saying that says:

"be careful when a naked person offers u a shirt.

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Understand how beautifully God has added one more day in
your life.

not because you need it..
but because some else needs you.

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 86

" difference bet. goodbye & letting go:

goodbye - -i'l see u again. when i'm ready to hold ur hand,
& u're ready to hold mine.

letting go - - i'll miss ur hand. i realized it's not
mine to hold & i will nver hold it again. "

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" falllin inluv is nver a dcxon, always by chance..
stayin inluv is nver a chance, always by choice..
nd fallin out of luv is nver a choice, always a decixion..

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"it hurts love someone when u can't tell what u really feel.
coz sometimes we get hurt without them knowing.
we get jealous without the right to feel that way.
we want their time without being in the position to
demand for it. until our heart is breaking in silence .
but despite it, we continue to love bcoz somehow in this
hurtful love, there's still the hope of having simple moments
with them. even if it means being just a friend.

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"one of the biggest forms of flattery is knowing that just by
being ur normal and wonderful self, u make someone fall in love..

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d most romantic thing n da world s wen u have dat truly honest
moment w/ d person u luv & u can
literally see urself growin old together..

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A Guilty Thought"

" You won't fall out of love with someone if you did not
fall in love with somebody else.

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Jokes Quotes Text Messages 30

SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 29

ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 28

Honeymoon...
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!

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Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 26

BF : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 25

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 24

DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 23

MEKANIKO: sir, hindi ko po naayos preno ng kotse niyo.
CUSTOMER: ha?! Pano yan?
MEKANIKO: nilakasan ko na lang po ang inyong busina! Happy trip na lang po!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 22

Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!
GMA: hallow gracia!
GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek.
GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na!
GMA: ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman watashi?!
GARCI: anufi ate.
GMA: oshah ba.

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 21

Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
Mom: sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 20

BOY1: nakakakawa naman lola mo.
BOY2: bakit?
BOY1: nakasabay ko kasi magsimba nung isang araw, ubo ng ubo.
Pinagtitinginan nga ng tao.
BOY2: papansin lang yun!
BOY1: bakit?
BOY2: bago kasi blouse niya!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 19

Magsyota sa motel.
BF: alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
GF: sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
BF: oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!

Jokes Quotes Text Messages 18

ANAK: nay, ano po ba yung 10 commandments?
NANAY: yun yung sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: bakit?
ANAK: ang dami niyong utos eh!

Love Qoutes Text Messages 85

learn to love with all ur heart
& accept d unlovable side of others.
for anyone can love a rose, but only a great
heart can include
the thorns..

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" a prson who truly loves you..is someone who sees
the pain in your eyes, while everyone else still
believes in the smile on your face..

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Real love?

its sumthing not expressed in words.. not even in actions,
its sumthing that's just felt. without needing to say,
nor hear or do sumthn that defies, and can nver be dfined
by time spent together, by distance ,
by age not even by sex, coz wen you love truly evrything's nothing
even in silence, love hears, even in absensce, love sees.
it's knowing that whatever comes, the feelings still the same!

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love can make u happy but oftentimes it hurts.
but love is special when u give it to whom it's worth.

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" it is better to be single yet inspired,
than to be in a relationship yet confused.."


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"pretending to be hapee when u're in in pain
is just an example of how strong u are as a person.
still makin that simple smile when every part of of u dies.

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 42

Teacher: what s d capital of d phils?

Chinese Student: mam, kahit ako intsik, ako alam pilipinas,
pilipinas, wla capital, pulo utang! ahahahha...


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Girl: sino ang pipiliin mo, ako o ang DOTA na yan?

Boy: DOTA
Girl: bakit?
Boy: and DOTA kac pwdng pglarun. eh ikw
maxado ktang mahal para pglaruan.

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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 50

Macho ug bayot,
ngdungan sa CR.

bayot: wow! dakua anah oi!

Macho: lagi! pro bulag n man mi s akng uyab,
ako n lng ni putlon ug ipakaon sa iro.

bayot: AW AW AW!


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sa una mhadlok ko nimo
wla ko kaduol kay bcn dli ka frendly but
u proved me wrong! kabuotan diay nimo!

now i knw dli diay tanan nga UNGGOY..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 84

Love is taking the risk just to prove the
person that u love him/her. it's called sacrifice.


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y do some people choose 2 love a "cheater" rather than a
good one? Y do we always believe that they r gud even they
are not? maybe because in love, you can't see d bad reality
of things, unless you get hurt by them..you'll suddenly realize
how worse that person is..that's the pathetic part of being
inlove, that sometimes even the worst person in this world
can be the best person for your own belief!
love is not blind! it sees , but doesn't mind..

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don't let yourself be stopped by anything from doing what you
have always wanted..

we are all afraid of not fitting in to this world, of not being accepted..

but it only takes for you to look around and figure out that you
are surrounded by people who love you unconditionally..

feel free to make mistakes..
celebrate life..
because even if you shrug them away, the people who love you
will always choose to stay..

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LOVE..

it's such a stupid word for broken hearted people but for those
who are in love, it's the only thing that makes them feel pure bliss.

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 68

smtyms,ur existenz givz hope 2 1 prson..
ur smyl myb a pearl 4 sm1..Ur prsenz
d1 hu luvs u dirly..So value urslf..

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a dog wont fully enjoy his "dog lyf" unless u
remove d chain on hs neck..

logic?

-never limit yourslf when it comes to happiness..

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" it's not wrong to be nyc evrybody but learn to be
true 2 only few so you won't end up being betrayed
by someone whom you've trusted."

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God is giving u 600 million angels to take care of u.
Share them to 9 close to your heart. you will have good news
in 10 mins.

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do you know what makes"first times" different?

" it's the only history in one's life that never repeats itself..

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There are tyms wen prayer is the only GIFT we can
give to d people we care for, so I do pray 2 GOD 2
take care of u evry moment of ur lyf!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 67

"if you don't act foolish while ur young,
you won't have anything to smile about
when ur older"

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Nobody is stupid, it's just that sometimes,
we chose to be stupid for us to feel a little
but, of what they call....

HAPPINESS."


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I always remmber people n my prayers..

those special, those important,
those i value, those i care, those i think of..
& you are 1 of them....

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 83

"explaining why you love someone is lyk
describing what water tastes like..

completely impossible....

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wen u're stuck loving sum1 no matter
how hard u try 2 4get dat person.
it's just not enough..
sumtyms all we can do is stay away,
and it does help a bit, but just 4 a while..
coz wen dat person shows u even d smallest
gesture of affection, all ur efforts of moving on
go down d drain...
and u're left along again w/ nothing else 2 say but..

"damn! I just fell 4 dat again..."


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FLING.

--a semi-relationship for a short period of time.

how will u know if it's a fling?


+ no communication after a week.
+ has a gf/bf
+ afraid to commit..




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The modern Mutual Understanding:


U chill together, do things together,
spend time w/ each other & share things w/ each other
but EXCEPT for 1 thing:

"commitment"

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it's not being in love that makes me happy
it's who i'm in love with that does.

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Visayan Love Qoutes 13

not everyone we love will love us back..

pag hindi ka kaya mahalin..

igna patilaw nalang beh....ahahahha..

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"I wnna fall for sum1 hu wud always feel..

"CONTENTED" havng ME...

Just me..

only me..d jud pwde dghan ME..

hahah!

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Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 17

"sken k nga nkahawak ng mhigpit,

s knya k nman nkatitig."

-mouse ngseselos sa monitor! ehehe...

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A machine invented 2 catch thieves was being tested.

In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30 mins,

In spain, it caught 110 thieves in 30 mins.

In Philippines, within 15 mins, the machine was stolen!

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Horror Tagalog Qoutes Text Messages

1nyt a s2dent ws riding n a jepny
she was d only passnger

suddenly, she noticed dt d driver
changd 8s routn, nt 2 d place she suposd 2 go.
she askd d driver..

" manong d po ata 2 daan pa2ngo sa d0rm koh.."

aftr 5 mins.

d drver wnt back 2 d ryt way.

& wen dy arvd at d dorm, b4 d grl down, d drver told her

" neng, pgpasok mo hubarn m kaagad damit m
at kng pwd sunugin mo.iniba koh ung rota kc
pgtngin koh sa slamin knina,

wla kang ulo..

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 66

COMPLICATED..

it is when u think you know where
u stand in someone's life..


when in fact. you don't even know if ur really standing..

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One cannot question the existence of feelings..

they are there, raw & undeniable..

but one can choose not to nurture what is felt..

yet, no matter what dey say..

what has been felt will always be more honest than
what was chosen!

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don't deny urself of the things you want because what is
denied becomes strongly desired...
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there are some things we need to let go,
especially the things that already causes too much pain for us..

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In life, ther r 5 balls 2 juggle:

family

friends

health

work

love.


only work is made of rubber. d rest r mde of glass
do not drop them...

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w/out JESUS days are:

mournday

tearsday

wasteday

thirstday

fightday

shatterday

&

sinday

so..allow him 2 b wid u evryday...

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 82

we don't chus the person we fall for..

it just hits us lyk a bullet and bang!!

w cudnt feel it at first..

unless we see ourselvs

bleeding ryt?

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Its pointless to b in a relationshp f u cnt
c urslf w/ ur partnr..

TRUE LOVE IS NOT A PASTIME..Choose sum1
whom u cn share & talk things w/..

whom u cn b frnds w/..4 wen d passion runs out,
ur love 4 each other will remain..

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loving someone is one thing, being loved by
someone is another thing but being loved by the person
you love?
that's just about EVERYTHING.

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everyday, the pain of knowing what will happen
goes deeper & deeper. i'm tired & restless.
can i just give up? counting the days isn't that easy..

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I always get to the point that i already want to
give up my silly feelings for him but no matter how
hard i try..i always end up LOVING him even more..x'(

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sumtyms 2 pipol dcyd 2b "jz frnds" evn f dey
stil luv each oder

n i often wnder y? i supose 8s nt d luv dts so hard
2 sustain bt d commitmnt dt complica8s evrything..

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why would i ruin the perfect beautiful petals
of a flower when i know from the start that he loves me not?

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