Tagalog Jokes 36

Sino ang unang tao sa mundo? Sabi ng mga HUDYO,
"kami",dahil kami ang nagpako sa Diyos! Sabi ng INSTSIK,
"Hindi kayo,kami"! Bakit? Kanino kayo bili pako? Hehehehe

Visayan Funny Jokes Quotes Text Messages 44

Anak: Tay,unzaon pagkiss sa gwapa ug pangit?
Tatay: Gwapa gani,hagkan ang nawong unya kumuton ang totoy
Sa pangit,hagkan ang totoy unya kumuton ang nawong.Hehehe

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1 nyt lola wear see thru dres
lolo ddnt react.
2nd nyt lola wear t-bak lolo stl deadma.
3r nyt lola ol naked..
lolo sed, "unsa mna imo gsuot, kagum-os ba!

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Tagalog Jokes 33

Disteny chooses the right person for you
All you have to do is wait for him/her to come
Tuo pud ka? Kung badjaw imo destiny musugot ka?
Hala cge,hulata jd si destiny nimo

Tagalog Jokes 35

Pulis: Bakit ka pumarada dyan? Hindi mo ba nakita ang "no parking" sign dyan?
Lalake: Nakita ko po,kayo po ang hindi ko nakita

Tagalog Jokes 36

Pulis: Eto bayad ko sa kape
Chinese: Aba,bakit ka bayad?
Pulis: Utos ni chief,wala nang kotong
Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura sa kape mo

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 54

You'll never know who truly cares till your whole world goes dark
If you fall into pictures, look at your side
Sum1 is their reaching out for your hand
Just take it, its Jesus. God Bless!

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A nive thought:

"you must never compare yourself to anyone..
except from the previous you..

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" I won't dare question God why i undergo trials & challenges.
because i never question him when i experience joy and victory.

like now..i ddnt question hm why i am being hurt..

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i lyk ds nice thought:

"CONTENTMENT is NOT always d fulfillment of wt u WANT
its d realization of how BLESSED u r for wat u already HAVE.

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think about this:

"anyone can make you happy by doing
something special, but only someone special
can make you happy without doing anythng..

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Love Quotes 57

Always tell sum1 how you feel
mean what you say and say what you mean
Even when its hurt,..because opportunities
are lost in a blink of an eye but regrets can last a lifetime

Love Quotes 58

I feel inlove not knowing why or how
Its special feeling that doesn't require much answers
I just love no matter stupid i become

Love Quotes 59

A lover?
Nursing: Can cure a heartbroken and care for you?
Masscom: Who can speak out the love?
Law: Who can justify the love?
PMA: who can manage to give the best taste of love?
Teacher: Who can teach love in their own simplest way?
Itong malupit!
IT: Who can easily open, shutdown and restart the love? Hehehe

Greetings 20

I hope you spend the day being what you like to be,
Seeing what you love to see
Doing what you plan to do and having
all your prayers come true.
GOD BLESS! Gud morning,...!

Love Quotes 60

Caring is a wonderful gift that no one can buy
It is made upof love that roots in our hearts
to make fruits of memory not just for a while
but for a lifetime.

Jokes 11

Small boy wrote to Santa Claus: ” Send me a baby brother”!

Santa wrote back: ” Send me your mother”! Hohohoho,..Advance mery xmas!