it's really nice to wake up in the morning,
& then sleep again. hehehe gud morning!"<)
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
Love Qoutes Texts Messages 49
I
cry wen my heart cudn't hide d pain
anymore..
I cry if i want to..
datz not a weakness..
it actually heals d wound dat laughter can't cure..:(
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Socrates was once asked..
"what s d cure for love at first sight?"
the philosopher replied..
"take a closer second look."
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f d day coms dt u stop needin me, id giv space & leave u alone..
bt id never stop bein hre 4u.. cz i stil wnt 2 rmain as sum1
u nver thot ud stil hav,
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cry wen my heart cudn't hide d pain
anymore..
I cry if i want to..
datz not a weakness..
it actually heals d wound dat laughter can't cure..:(
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Socrates was once asked..
"what s d cure for love at first sight?"
the philosopher replied..
"take a closer second look."
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f d day coms dt u stop needin me, id giv space & leave u alone..
bt id never stop bein hre 4u.. cz i stil wnt 2 rmain as sum1
u nver thot ud stil hav,
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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 28
gf: gaano mo q kmhal?
bf:
..kaw ang dhilan s bwat pgtigas nto...-aaawww hahah..
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bf:
..kaw ang dhilan s bwat pgtigas nto...-aaawww hahah..
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Jokes Texts Qoutes Messages 8
Girl askd bf:
"if my right leg is ur lunch & my left leg
is ur dinner,w/c would you prefer?"
bf: "I prefer eating between meals..=p"
gf:..ahhhh.....hungry!..hehe
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love can mke all wrongs goes right..
love can move mountains..
love can add color to your life...
and love surely can remove underwears...aw..hehe!;p
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girl: heard u wer great at algebra?
boy: well, sort of. why?
girl: can u please..
substitute my 'x'? haha kiat!
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its rili nice to see lovers spending their time together..
but wats nicer is wen i see lovers fighting...
becoz of me. hahaha!
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"if my right leg is ur lunch & my left leg
is ur dinner,w/c would you prefer?"
bf: "I prefer eating between meals..=p"
gf:..ahhhh.....hungry!..hehe
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love can mke all wrongs goes right..
love can move mountains..
love can add color to your life...
and love surely can remove underwears...aw..hehe!;p
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girl: heard u wer great at algebra?
boy: well, sort of. why?
girl: can u please..
substitute my 'x'? haha kiat!
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its rili nice to see lovers spending their time together..
but wats nicer is wen i see lovers fighting...
becoz of me. hahaha!
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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 27
i know friendship is hard
2 keep but even if it gets harder
i wudnt give up coz if its hard 2 keep u it wil
be a lot harder 2 find u again..!
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2 keep but even if it gets harder
i wudnt give up coz if its hard 2 keep u it wil
be a lot harder 2 find u again..!
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Insult Texts Qoutes Messages
wen i was lil kid,
my nursemaid used 2 tell me..
"sumday,ul find dat special sum1 hul b w/ u
4ever.."
i just smiled & said.."watever yaya, ur such a loser!
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my nursemaid used 2 tell me..
"sumday,ul find dat special sum1 hul b w/ u
4ever.."
i just smiled & said.."watever yaya, ur such a loser!
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Love Qoutes Texts Messages 48
to catch a butterfly dnt run after it..
just wait,relax and open ur handz..
it will just land in ur hands..
dats d way to find love..
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in times, its hard to determine whether you really
have a feeling for someone, or you are just carried
away by the good things he does.
in other words, you can never say if you are
returning the love, or just returning the favor..
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everyday i try 2prove 2myself how wrong i am
w/ my conceptions w/ boyz.
everyday i giv dem benefit of d doubt.
hoping dat dey wud prove otherwise.
&yet everyday.. though i find risons 2 lyk dem..
i find a whole dozen of risons why i shud not trust dem.
boyz r great friends.. not boyfriends!
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"its not being in love dat makes you happy..
its who you're in love with that does.."
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just wait,relax and open ur handz..
it will just land in ur hands..
dats d way to find love..
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in times, its hard to determine whether you really
have a feeling for someone, or you are just carried
away by the good things he does.
in other words, you can never say if you are
returning the love, or just returning the favor..
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everyday i try 2prove 2myself how wrong i am
w/ my conceptions w/ boyz.
everyday i giv dem benefit of d doubt.
hoping dat dey wud prove otherwise.
&yet everyday.. though i find risons 2 lyk dem..
i find a whole dozen of risons why i shud not trust dem.
boyz r great friends.. not boyfriends!
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"its not being in love dat makes you happy..
its who you're in love with that does.."
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Compliments Text Messages 1
no matter how plain and simple you are,
there's someone will surely look at you
as if you're the most perfect
creature ever existed..good morning!
there's someone will surely look at you
as if you're the most perfect
creature ever existed..good morning!
Visayan Funny Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 42
wife: huboa akong panty,
husband: oh, hubo nah!
wife: huboa akong bra,
husband: oh, hubo jna!
wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!
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husband: oh, hubo nah!
wife: huboa akong bra,
husband: oh, hubo jna!
wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!
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Monday, September 15, 2008
Love Qoutes texts Messages 47
luv s lyk a STAPLER its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach
and d worst is wen ur able 2 detach it
it stil leaves the paper.. "DAMAGED"..!
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sumtyms, u jz cnt tel anybody hw u rili fel..
nt bcoz u dnt knw y,
nt bcoz u dnt trust dem..bt bcoz..
u cn nver rili fyn d ryt words 2 mek dem understnd..
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do u blive in ds qoute?
f two past lovers rmain frndz, it's either dey are still n love,
or dey'r still hoping for?
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how 2 get ovr luv..say gdbye bt nvr say hello agn
4get bt nver rgret pck up d piecez bt nvr fix 8 fil d pain
bt nver kip 8 & aftr dt.. move on..
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"being dumdp, taken for grantd & hurt by d one dey
love s d rizon y many ppol chuz to FLIRT dan 2 b in a RELATIONSHP"
,dfintelty true!
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i wnder how people can tell me that they love me.
yet they werre nver there to mke me feel it.
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isnt s2pid hw we olweys say we hate d prson
we luvd b4 bt d truth s dat ders stil luv bt wer jst too scared 2 admit
knwing dt dey olredy luv sm1els..!
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nver assure dt love s enuf 2 mke sum1 stay or come bck 2 u.
bcoz wen pain strikes d hart, love fades awawy
no matter how great it is.
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and d worst is wen ur able 2 detach it
it stil leaves the paper.. "DAMAGED"..!
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sumtyms, u jz cnt tel anybody hw u rili fel..
nt bcoz u dnt knw y,
nt bcoz u dnt trust dem..bt bcoz..
u cn nver rili fyn d ryt words 2 mek dem understnd..
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do u blive in ds qoute?
f two past lovers rmain frndz, it's either dey are still n love,
or dey'r still hoping for?
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how 2 get ovr luv..say gdbye bt nvr say hello agn
4get bt nver rgret pck up d piecez bt nvr fix 8 fil d pain
bt nver kip 8 & aftr dt.. move on..
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"being dumdp, taken for grantd & hurt by d one dey
love s d rizon y many ppol chuz to FLIRT dan 2 b in a RELATIONSHP"
,dfintelty true!
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i wnder how people can tell me that they love me.
yet they werre nver there to mke me feel it.
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isnt s2pid hw we olweys say we hate d prson
we luvd b4 bt d truth s dat ders stil luv bt wer jst too scared 2 admit
knwing dt dey olredy luv sm1els..!
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nver assure dt love s enuf 2 mke sum1 stay or come bck 2 u.
bcoz wen pain strikes d hart, love fades awawy
no matter how great it is.
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Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 41
always listen to wat a drunk person has 2 say..
REMEMBER: a drunk mind speaks the real heart..
"pakpak nsad mga plahubog!
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REMEMBER: a drunk mind speaks the real heart..
"pakpak nsad mga plahubog!
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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 26
frndship dsnt liv by baseball rulz-
3 stryks & ur out!
frndship liv s lyk d grass; deyr stepd on,
crushed,burnd & cut bt stil dey persist & grow back..
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3 stryks & ur out!
frndship liv s lyk d grass; deyr stepd on,
crushed,burnd & cut bt stil dey persist & grow back..
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Inpirational Qoutes 53
math tells us 3 of the saddest love stories.
tangent lines who had 1 chance 2 met n den
parted 4ever. parallel lines who nver meant 2 met,
asymptotes who cn get closer bt wil nver b 2gether..
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happiness s nver lost f u jz know wr 2 luk 4 it
its always n ur heart wer luv,
hope, & trust lives.
stay happy! for dts wt lyf s meant 2 b....
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no matter how painful your decision your
decission has been, as long as you can sleep well at night,
it means that you made the right choice..
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mama mary called me 2day, asked whho needs 2b blessed. I gave
ur name. f u lov her snd dis to 10 pipol.
in 5 min sumthng gud wil hppn..pls sacrifice..
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...as d sky opens in2 a bryt morning may God of heaven shower u a lot
of blessings & opportunities & mke ur day a truly fulfilling one.
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contnment s not found having evrything, but being satisfied
w/ evrything u have.
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" i will nver change my originality 4 d sake of others.
bcoz in ds world, no one cn play my role better dan me.
so i shud be myself and win d world.
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tangent lines who had 1 chance 2 met n den
parted 4ever. parallel lines who nver meant 2 met,
asymptotes who cn get closer bt wil nver b 2gether..
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happiness s nver lost f u jz know wr 2 luk 4 it
its always n ur heart wer luv,
hope, & trust lives.
stay happy! for dts wt lyf s meant 2 b....
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no matter how painful your decision your
decission has been, as long as you can sleep well at night,
it means that you made the right choice..
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mama mary called me 2day, asked whho needs 2b blessed. I gave
ur name. f u lov her snd dis to 10 pipol.
in 5 min sumthng gud wil hppn..pls sacrifice..
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...as d sky opens in2 a bryt morning may God of heaven shower u a lot
of blessings & opportunities & mke ur day a truly fulfilling one.
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contnment s not found having evrything, but being satisfied
w/ evrything u have.
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" i will nver change my originality 4 d sake of others.
bcoz in ds world, no one cn play my role better dan me.
so i shud be myself and win d world.
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Love Qoutes texts Messages 46
You know it's love when someone made you find
yourself saying,"just for you, i'm willing to be hurt again...
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guy: dnt mke me fil im a selfish jerk jz bcz i mde u cry"
sadgurl: "den dnt mke me fil lyk i did nthing 4 u wen i almst
died crying jz 2 c u smyl.
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which s which?
fyt 4 ur luv? or set dem fre?
whch s ryt? 4give den 4get? or 4get den 4gve?
which s better? i luv u bcoz i nd u? or i ned u bcoz i luv u?
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smtyms, its not luv.
sumtyms, uv jst bcom so attachd dt uv dvelopd a habit bein
w/ dt prson..
thnk abw it. js a habit. not a need. not love.
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"wen the heart is willing to love, it will find a thousand ways..
but when a heart is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses".
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" if your mind tells you one thing but your heart tells you another,
before you do anything, decide first whether you have a better mind
or a better heart.
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most relationshps fall nt bcoz of d absesnce of love..
love s always prsent, its just dat..
one loves too much..& d othr..
loves too many..
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" i nver rgret having fallen inluv with a
stupid boi n d past..wnna know y? at least he experiencd how 8 was 2b
w/ a princess once in his lyftym 4a chnge!"..
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FREElove: it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate
dem, a day to love dem, but den a lyftime 2 4get dem.
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yourself saying,"just for you, i'm willing to be hurt again...
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guy: dnt mke me fil im a selfish jerk jz bcz i mde u cry"
sadgurl: "den dnt mke me fil lyk i did nthing 4 u wen i almst
died crying jz 2 c u smyl.
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which s which?
fyt 4 ur luv? or set dem fre?
whch s ryt? 4give den 4get? or 4get den 4gve?
which s better? i luv u bcoz i nd u? or i ned u bcoz i luv u?
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smtyms, its not luv.
sumtyms, uv jst bcom so attachd dt uv dvelopd a habit bein
w/ dt prson..
thnk abw it. js a habit. not a need. not love.
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"wen the heart is willing to love, it will find a thousand ways..
but when a heart is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses".
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" if your mind tells you one thing but your heart tells you another,
before you do anything, decide first whether you have a better mind
or a better heart.
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most relationshps fall nt bcoz of d absesnce of love..
love s always prsent, its just dat..
one loves too much..& d othr..
loves too many..
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" i nver rgret having fallen inluv with a
stupid boi n d past..wnna know y? at least he experiencd how 8 was 2b
w/ a princess once in his lyftym 4a chnge!"..
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FREElove: it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate
dem, a day to love dem, but den a lyftime 2 4get dem.
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Monday, September 1, 2008
Inpirational Qoutes 54
A beautiful prayer for today:
"Come,Holy Spirit, fill my heart with thy holy gifts.
Assist me in all the trials of life,
enlighten me in my ignorance,
advise me in my doubts, strengthen me
in my weaknesses, help me in all my needs.
Pour thy light into my heart, my soul & my mind.
Amen..
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"Come,Holy Spirit, fill my heart with thy holy gifts.
Assist me in all the trials of life,
enlighten me in my ignorance,
advise me in my doubts, strengthen me
in my weaknesses, help me in all my needs.
Pour thy light into my heart, my soul & my mind.
Amen..
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Tagalog Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 15
Wish be4 you read.!
What's "KAIBIGAN"?
K-asama mo
A-ko
I-n
G-ood times
A-sahan mo na
N-andi2 ako for life.!
pass this to all your kaibigan
syempre, pwde mo rin iblik skin yan pg
kaibigan mo ako, then pg msy bumalik na
8 mttupad ang wish mo.
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What's "KAIBIGAN"?
K-asama mo
A-ko
I-n
G-ood times
A-sahan mo na
N-andi2 ako for life.!
pass this to all your kaibigan
syempre, pwde mo rin iblik skin yan pg
kaibigan mo ako, then pg msy bumalik na
8 mttupad ang wish mo.
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Jokes Text Messages 7
whenever ur stressed & abt 2 give up
rmmber.. STRESSED is jst DESSERTS
spelled bckwards..
so it's just..
a piece of cake! just relaxx!!..
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2 b ur frnd is all i wnted..
2 b ur lover is all i ned..
frm: UKNOWN
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rmmber.. STRESSED is jst DESSERTS
spelled bckwards..
so it's just..
a piece of cake! just relaxx!!..
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2 b ur frnd is all i wnted..
2 b ur lover is all i ned..
frm: UKNOWN
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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 40
sawa knb sa kasa2bi sa mhal mo na
"aq lng pls" ngaun,
e2 nman sbhin mo
"pnanganak akng wlang kkmbal
kya mhalin mo q ng wlang karibal"
lufet!,"
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luv hurts dts d rison y im afrd 2let luv in.
hw wud i knw f i wont try,
ryt?
i ges its worth it! bt f luv ever hurts me,
at least ive tried?..
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"aq lng pls" ngaun,
e2 nman sbhin mo
"pnanganak akng wlang kkmbal
kya mhalin mo q ng wlang karibal"
lufet!,"
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luv hurts dts d rison y im afrd 2let luv in.
hw wud i knw f i wont try,
ryt?
i ges its worth it! bt f luv ever hurts me,
at least ive tried?..
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