Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Love Qoutes texts Messages 45

i'm not afraid of heights.
i'm afraid of faling. im not afraid of the people
around me. i'm just afraid of rejection.
and im not afraid to love. im just afraid of not
being loved back.

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nver lab 2 deep.coz sumbdy,
8s lyk u plantd a tree wer 8s roots r 2 hard2 b pulled.
thuz 8s vry painful 2 cut off..

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Inpirational Qoutes 55

let's pray b4 we start our day..
dear lord, i ask for your protection and care
over my loved ones and myself.
send amgels to protect us and lead us away from danger.
Lord, help me rcognize your intervention
in my life so i will nver tke you for granted.
amen. share this beautiful prayer
to evryone, smile its going to b a wondrful day!
gudmorning & Godbless!

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there are just certain things in life
that are better off unknown, things
i wish i nver asked, nver heard & sumtyms nver
even felt.

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 27

s pnagnip k,
nagla2ro tau s gubat..
bigla k nlng kinuha ng gorilya..
umiyak ako smigaw!
"KUNIN MO NA RIN AKO!
sumgot ang gorilya..
"BKT anak b kta?

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Inspirational Visaya Qoutes Texts Messages 1

dr r 2 facts after lyf
eider ul go 2 heaven or hel
f u go 2heaven ders nthin 2wori but
f u go 2 hel ul b so damn bc shakin handz wd frndz.
"0i reunion!",)

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Friday, August 8, 2008

Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 6

Can u promounce good english?
read the ff aloud: wolf woof warp roof ruff raft
work wart wharf
test result: good dog! stop barking na! hehe..

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 37

alamin ang buhay pg-ibig s buwan ng kpanganakan:
jan-msarap mgmhal pro wlng taste. kht cno pptusin.
feb-mgling s kama! mgling s romnsa! tyak solve k..
mar.-hayok sa pgibig.malibog.
apr.-cmple mnyak.
may.- mlandi pro d slawahan. jun.- mlibog mnyak p!
jul.- mpgmhal,pro tanga.
aug.- mhigl s png8.
spt.-mgling s kma pro bbtinin ka.
oct.- mpgmhal kso lgng milo2ko.
nov.-loyal pro boring s kma
dec.-phkan pro mghilg sa mtnda.

hahaha! kelan nga bday mu?

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 26

humarap sa slamin c bungi..
tnitgnan nya ang knyang image dn he sed:
left side view: Tom clus.
ryt side view: blad pit. front view: insert coin! mwiset..

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bading: Papa, finger mo nman aq xa pwet.
bf: ok
bding: dper, papa!
(ipnsok ang buong kmay, at my nkpa s loob)
bf: an0 2? bkt my celpon?
badng: surprise! hapi monsary!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 44

"its tough wen some1 special starts to ignore u..
..but its even tougher to pretend dat u don't mind..
wel n fact it rily does..:(

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wen u've bin very much inlove w/ sum1, u can't rili b frnz
aftr 8 falls apart.. bcoz 8 hurts 2 c each odr & recall dat u
did ur bst but stil 8 ddnt last..


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boy: what's ur biges fntasy?
girl: 2 b kissed by sum1 n d rain, how abwt u?
boy: 2 b dat sum1 kissing u n d rain,..

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The mutual understanding (MU)
u stay 2gder, do thngs 2gder, spend tym w/ each oder, & u share
evrything..except one thing..commntment!:)

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Inspirational Qoutes 56

we cry wen our hearts couldnt anymor
hide d pain, cry if u want..dats not a weakness..
it actually heals d wound dat laughtr can't cure..

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"f der s sumthng bttr dan sharing w/ othrs d best of wat u
have, it s sharing w/ oders d best of who u are..

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Visayan Funny Jokes Qoutes Messages 40

"i may nt look hot enough 4 u.. but i dare u..
lend me ur skin to feel my hotnez from within"
-kalder0! hahaha! kiatan nga kalder0..

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i miss d tyms and als0 d plus,minus labi na tong
dibay dibay! hehehe..

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naulaw jud ko sa imo ba!
wla mn gud ko nkatxt bz mn gud ko
ikaw! wla lgi ka txt?wla ka naulaw?
maulaw sd unta ka oi....hehehe...
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lolo: pkiabot gd plihug sa posporo.
lola: naa mn tay shellane nganung mangita
pka ug posporo?
lolo: so, shellane ang ipanglimpyo nku s akng dalungan?
ana lugar?

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Inspirational Tagalog Qoutes Texts Messages 3

kinukuli8 c God pg my prblema..
pro pg c God ang 2mtwag, mdlas dedma..
"Lord i'm so sorry 4 causing u too much pain!"
Send ds as much as u can kya mo b o iddedma
mo lng 2? rmmber, GOD KNOWS..kung pra s kalokohan
nga my tym k mg4wad ng msg,
eh pra ky God kya?! Ds s worth cnding
2 all.

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IQ Qoutes Texts Messages

Missing pes0:
my nkita kang t-shirt worth 97'p
dhil wla kng cash, nghiram ka ng 50'p sa mom mo
at 50'p rin sa dad mo. So my 100'P kana.
Since 97'p lng ang t-shirt, my change ka png 3'p
binalik mo ung 1'p sa mom mo at 1'p s dad mo tapos
ung 1'p na sau. e d my otang ka nlng na 49'p sa mom mo
at 49'p sa dad mo. here's d I.Q TEST :
49'P+49'P=98'P+1'P na na sau=99'p dba dpat 100'p, nsaan
na ung 1'p? tnk abwt 8! ( tarunga ug anser)

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Greetings Quotes from Corina Sallegue

evening cums to pack up all d events of d day
leave ur w0rRies behind and rest ur body &
mind let love be in ur heart s0 u
can sleep well 2nyt.. _gudnyt!!


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a nice m0rning is always a gift fr0m GOD...
let us turn this gift in2 a blessing by r act
of shar!ng...& 2u i share a blessed m0rning!
hav a great day ahead

Jokes Qoutes Text Messages 5

. well behaved women barely makes history..
unwell behaved women?..barely makes more history..hehe

Visayan friendship Qoutes Messages 6

ol my lyf im a loser
ideas..
relatinships..
luvlyf..
but n frindship..
nah!! im blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???..

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 36

i'f im a blank CD wat 3 songs
ang ila2gay mo 2 dedicate 4 me?
1.
2.
3.
ung 22o ha! wait q pra maalala kta
pg nrinig q.

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Inspirational Qoutes 57

" dat s y i tel u, wat evr u ask 4 in prayer,
blieve dat u have recivd it and it wl be urs."
mar 11:24, gud morning.

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u really dont always have 2 b super nice..
sometyms u hav 2 show ur bad side
so dat u can sort out hu cn accept u
at ur worst..

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Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 25

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends. Happy Friendship Day :)
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a true friend is lyk blood.
it sustains life yet it is not always vsible.
but it comes out evrytime you are wounded..


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i nver had d chance
2 say thank u..
4 ol d thngs uv done 4 me!
thnx 4 gving me d best friendship io cud ever ask 4 n
1 last thng
thnx 4 comin n2 my lyf!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 43

loving is when..
you just want the best 4 dat
pers0n..
whether it includes you...

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dey say f love becums painful
it's tym to let go and save urself..
but just keep ds in mind.
-f love is true..pain is nver a reason to let go...

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"u can't leave footprints if u walk on tiptoe"
this is wat lving lif means..
u cn nver get wat u wnt if ure too scared to get hurt..

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 25

A grl was rushd 2 d ER
due 2 svere s2mak pain.
aftr d operation d dc2r advised:
"8s OK swalow sperm bt my gosh!
iha, wg mo nman isma pati condom! toinks..

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pba2yaan mo nlng bang frnds kau?
khit mhal mo xa? wag kng dywag!
tinulak mu pah xa sa iba!
d mo b alm nsktan xa?
bkt?
ndagma dw xa! pg2lak nimo!
kw jud, cpat jud kah!! hehehe...


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