Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 39

may nkkita skin s dlampasigan,
mlungkot at ng-iisa.
sbi nya: "kung mhal mo cya, bkit d mo ipdama?"
sumagot ako, "mhal ka jan! ng outing meh, nbilin q!"


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DRIVER: dong, iatras nko ang jep,
ingna q plihug kng mabangga.
BATA: ok! cge atras! atras pa! cge pa! atras gyud! kana.
"BAAAANNGGGG!!!! OK! ..BAngga na!
DRIVER: YAWA!!!

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Inpirational Qoutes Texts Messages 50

be strong nver tell yourself ," I am tired.."
the more you accept that thought...
the more exhausted you'll become...
but if you tell yourself," i can d0 even more"..
you'll find that there are no limits to what you can
accomplish...

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philosopies n lyf..
"nver search ur hapines n oders w/c wil
mke u fel alone,
rather search it n ur self,..
u will hapi evn f ur lft alone..

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wen sumbdy did sumthing wrong 2 u & 8 rily drove u
freakin mad..dnt do d same 2 dem..instd kill dem w/ kindness..
coz guilty filings r always nastier revenges!

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Visayan Love Qoutes 12

ngmhal aq pr0 nkipaglar0 lng xia,
bnigay q twla q pr0 bnalewla lng nya,
nag cery0so aq pr0 nil0ko lng aq,
"wa man xa niingon nga dula iyang gs2, da0g untah koh!"

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if you love someone, give your best shot..

if it doesn't work

wa tay mahimo..shot sot nlng ta ani..ahhaha

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 42

iv bin a solo player n d game calld luv
i did my best & played gud
bt stil ended a loser i den realyzd
dt n ds gme u cnn0t win w/o
sm1 hus willing 2fyt d gme wid u...

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smtymz luv s unfair..
d mor u scrfice d more ur hurt
d more u gve ur bst d mor it sims nt enuf
tl such tym u leave wd no choice..
"bt 2gv up.."

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contentment s not found having evrything
but being satsfyd w/ evrything u have..

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 24

ang buhay ndi m mssbi maaring ngaun,
ma2ya o bukas
ORAS m na kya dpat lgi kang mg-ingat kya pra safe..
PARACETAMOL BIOGESIC o panu poh?
ingat,"..

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Visayan Greetings Qoutes 2

Sugata ang kabuntag0n sa usa ka maanyag
nga pahiy0m ug gaksa ang bg-ong
pgsidlak sa adlaw uban sa mga
saad sa matam-is nga gugma sa DIYOS..
MAAUNG BUNTAG..:)

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Tagalog Love Qoutes texts Messages 35

kdalasan cnsbi ntn s mhal ntn msaya ako
kung san k msaya pro pg nwla na
msya k b tlga?
mnsan sdyang mhirap tnggapn n kng san xa
msaya dun k nssktan....:(

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Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 38

isang gbi umiiyak ako...
npatingin ako s buwan
sbi nya, " don't cry my mgmmhak dn sau"..
sumag0t ako sbi ko..
"mo0n, dli unta ka mg-2bag2x bah..cl0se b di tah?? hehehe

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when evr u feel BLUE..
just call me.. & i'll b der..
naa koy cray0n dri, coloran tka ug pink,

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 41

sumbdy askd me, "r u tken?"
i answred: " yes im taken!"
den i turnd arnd wd tirz n my eyez
as i whisprd, taken,
"taken 4 granted by sum1 i luv"

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d moment u rcve dz msg, jz cl0se ur eyez &
tink of a pers0n u wnt 2b w/4 d rezt of ur lyf.
"den say.."i love u7x.
den cnd dz 13 pipol, & ul b surprize! start nw.

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Tagalog Greetings Qoutes texts Messages 2

haay, umaga na nman ung iba
nkahiga pa ung iba bz na ung iba nman
inaan2k pa pr0 aq e2 nang iis2rb0 na..
naalala kc kta..mgandang umga!

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 40

wt f i was abt 2 die? bcoz of a mgic spel?
& d only cure s tking d mdecine dt
cn mke me 4get u..

wt r u goin 2do?
wl u gv me mdcine? or let me die? y?

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8 hurtz 2 mis sum1 hu doesnt knw hw 2 mis u
8 hurtz 2luv sum1 hu dsnt luv u bak
bt deyr not evn u.

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 24

,.n0t ol pip0l datz gud 2 u r true..
learn 2 kip ur secret.
provide boundary 2 ur c0nversati0n
coz u'l nver know wen a dead snake
turnz in2 a p0isonous
bitch...

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Visayan Love Qoutes text Messages 11

8 hurtz s0 much 2 b rejectd
by sum1 u rily luv bt bliv me
8 hurts 10x mor
kng nka MOVE ON nka,
unya mu ingon xa "i stil luv u.."..atay bya?!..

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buti p ang may sk8.
my ng-aalga! buti p ang ptay n..
my dumdlaw! kwwa nman
akong buhay p..
txt n nga lng..knalimutan p!
salig nkauyab na.!

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lis0d mhigugma
lis0d mhpangga
lis0d msakitan
lis0d mgsalig
lis0d mg bag-o
pr0 ang lisod sa tnan
knang mgtxt ta unya dli tah replayan
sk8 jud sa dughan vah??

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 39

wen u rili luv sm1,
u wont easily gve up 2 d trials
dt cum ur way, d esens of dt
s fyting 4d prs0n & cntinue loving
til d end, kh8 mhrap, kh8 msakit mhal mo eh!


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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 23

Do u know d relationship btwen ur 2 eyes?
dey blink 2geder, move 2gedr, cry 2gedr,
c thngs 2gedr & sleep 2gedr.
even though they nver c each other.
friendship should n just lyk dat.
life is hell without friends.
its "WORLBEST FRIEND WEEK"
who is your best friend?
send this 2 all your good friends.
even me if i am one of them. c how many u get back.
f u get mor dan 7, den u r a really lovable person:)

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friendship nver speaks
volumes..
it nver dmands proof..
it nver has a hapi ending too..

simply bcoz 8 doesnt end as long as frnds are true..


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i'd rather treasure an enemy
hu frankly says dat he/she hates me,.
dan 2 kep a frnd hus passion is to put
me down secretly..

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i my not olweiz do or say d lil thngs 2 let
u knw hw much i appreciate u,
but ders 1 thng am sure of:
my wrld smylz more bcoz ur in it..

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Compliments Text Messages

Your smile s one of the most important
part of ur personality, it is a mirror
that reflects the gud thngs nsyd of u..
so keep smiling..:)

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Jokes Text Messages 4

people who don't know me
think that i'm quite and snob...
people who do know me...WISH I WAS QUITE!;P

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how come that the eye is most amazing
part of a human body?

--bcoz a severe contact w/ another eye triggers lust..haha..

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 39

luv s a big scrifice..
u 4gve n try 2get..
u knw ul cry bt u stl gv 8 a try..
ur hurt bt u stl luv..
u wr btrayed bt u stil hope..
uv bn left bt u still wait..

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1 thing i've learned from falling out of love:
" f u don't love the person at all..
nver give him/her reasons to love you even more.."


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wat'z d best revenge i cud ever do to
the one hu broke my heart?..
nothing..
I just let dat person see dat im happy
without him?..

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this must be the most dfficult and
painful siuation any girl wud be put in:

" i am jut the gil he commited 2..
but not the girl he loved..'

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falling n luv s smply awful..
bt falling out of luv s much awful..

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wen 8 comes 2 luv, its hard 2knw if u hv d ryt 1.
many promises hv bn mde
bt stil lovers weep & left in sorrow.
y? bcoz words cntimmortalize emotions!

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Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 17

trust should be like the feeling of
a one- year old baby..
wen u throw him in the air, he laughs.
bcoz he knows.. u will catch him wen
he falls..morning!

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Inpirational Qoutes Texts Messages 49

..life s nver about the" its beter if someone doesn't recognize
your existence rather than a person that knows
you exist yet gives you no worth.."..

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..life is nver bout the people who act
true to my face.
it is always about the people
who remain true behind my back."

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 23

bk8 pg komerxal
ng palmolive buhok ang pinapakita
pg eskinol mukha ipinapakita
pg colgate ngipin
nk8 pg "modess"
ayaw ipkita? unfair dba UNFAIR!!...HEHE

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Visayan Love Qoutes text Messages 10

Boy: i love u
Girl: shut up!
Boy: i want u
Girl: shut up!
Boy: i miss u
Girl: shut up!
Boy: will u marry me?
Girl: SHUT UP!...MHAL BUGAS!

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f i wre given d opportunity n
mksama ka 4 jz 1 nyt!
d ako m22log! il jz stare at u & watch u sleep!
hold ur hand tnderly,
as i ask myslf!
mlangit ba kha ni?? hehehe..

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Visayan Funny Qoutes Texts Messages 37

Naa koy nka date b4, naay kugmo her lip.
So i told her na lng nga "naay kan-on near ur lip".
Gitilapan niya ug niingon: KW GYUD, DI MAN
KAN-ON, SUD-AN!

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GF: Mg taguanay ta!
BF: cge bah! Nsay premy0 nq pgmkit-an tka?
GF: Mg jer2x tah?
BF: uy,w0ow! Nyag d tka mkit-an?
GF: eeii..Mkalag0t mn kah oi, bsta naa rq luy0 sa drum.

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BANA: day, kon unsay mhitab0 human
sa perasyon ayaw psagdi ang a2ng mga anak ha?
i luv u day,
WIFE: hil0m dha! ka 0A nimu! way nmatay sa TULI oi?
PISOTA KA!!!

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MR: d n nko n mkaya!
kda adlaw nlng ta mg away!
maau pg mubiya ko aning blaya!
MRS: ako pud gilaay na! Maau p cguo nga
mu uban nlng ko nimu..! hehehe..

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 38

maaring dalhin ako ng pnahon
s kng saan at d k alam kng anong
nghhntay pro d k mkklimutan
at ngppslamat ako n mnsan
s akng pgla2kbay ay ngng
bhagi ng akng buhay!

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Greetings Qoutes Text Messages 16

wake up
& wink ur teeny weeny eyes,
stretch ur inzy wnzy bones and,
wear dat jolly winning SMILE,
& tel urself,
w0w!.. im so cute 2day! gud morning!

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Texts Messages 37

Paanu kung..
ngkalyo kyo ngmhal mo?!
at nangako kng mghi2ntay s knya..
pro na inluv k s iba?!
anung ga2wn mo?
22pd kpb sa pngako
o su2nod sa bulong puso?

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 38

the hardest part about walking away
frm d1 u luv..
is the part dat u hav 2 realyz
dat she/he wil nver ever..
run aftr u..

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y do u nid 2 mke me fall..
wen ur nt goin 2 catch me?..
it hurts me, but..
it hurts me mor, wen i see u, catchng sum1 else,,
while im falling,,:(

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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 48

lyf nver get tough if u cn
handle it better..
cries wont b tears f ur not hurt..
sadness wont mean anything unless ur down..
anger wil b nothin f apology comes
ryt aftr.. smiles f it comes from d uknown..

A touch nver says it cares unles u thnk so..
der r lots of thngs nluyf dat hav diff
meaning of it own, so if u feel lyk havin
a duel wd lyf..
fyt not coz brave,
but bcoz ur a coward hu wantd 2 prove sumthing..

Jokes Text Messages 3

A saint is a sinner who keeps
trying..

gud mawning sinner!,hehe..

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 37

f evr il b gone smdy,
hope u won't 4get d things
i dd 4 u even f its nt enuf 2 satisfy u..
i jz wnt u 2 knw dt in evry sngle thng
i did, i hve bn true 2 u!

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I knw why u some people love
a hang over...

coz it's the only time wen ur
head aches mor dan ur heart..

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 22

GMA n her family riding an airplane..
GMA: wat f i throw 1 check worth a million
pesos out of d window 2 mke at least 1 filipino
happi?
MIKE ARROYO: honey, y not throw 2 checks
worth half a million pesos 2 mke 2 filifinos hapi?
LULI ARROYO: mom, y not throw 4 checks worth
quarter of a million 2 mke
4 filipinos hapi?
finaly her grandaughter spoke:
grandma, y not simply throw urself out da wndow
2 mke all filipinos hapi!..pakalat ntin dali...

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 36

Someday, we'll all be looking back to those
days we learned to love,get hurt,cry, and fight.

maybe wen dat time comes, we'l be laughing
at our dumb selves, realizng how stupd
we r to stand up for things we knew weren't rily
meant for us.
but i guess learning takes time, and mistakes
mke one's journey fun.
life is wat we mke it. so let's live, love and tke
wat evr pain it brings...

Visayan Funny Jokes Qoutes Messages 36

F u have prblm
yaw gyud pkmatay.
jz tink of ds..

Lungon-25,000
haya-3,500
Lubong-5,000
kape & bskwet -1,700

dats y f u hav probz, txt me.

REDHORSE-45.00 rah!..hehehe..oh!

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HUSBAND TO BEAUTIFUL WIFE:
tell me the truth, how mny
men hv you slept with?
WIFE: ga, i swear i only slept wd you.
ANG UBAN DI MN KO PATULGON OI!
hahaha!

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