Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 32

Pari: Mahaw ta sister!
Naa qy SHABU!
Madre: Ha? Unsa man na?
Pari: Shampurado ug buwad, ba!
O, gus2 kag timo2? DIay Pante!
Madre: Ha? Unsa man pud na?
Pari: Pandesal ug sikwate! hehe
Madre: BUTO lay ako!
Pari: Ha? ka bad gud nimo sister!
Madre: kaw maoy bad! Bugnaw Tobig ba! hahahaha...


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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 32

Ang buhay kla mo pg inluv k
lging ok
lhat msaya, lhat mgnda,
pro ng nsaktan kna bgla mo
nlng maiicp" bad3p! bt kc nkilala ko p sya?
minahal ko 2loy ng SOBRA!"

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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 13

Sum come man narrow row on
Cup fog kill lung an Moo Co.
The rat thing at the rat thing a co.
A king cave bee gun!-getz mo?..read it slowly!..

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Inspirational Tagalog Quotes Text Messages1

Pls pass this prayer as mny as u can
(ksama ako): "LORD,YOU ARE SO GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS!'
IF 3 REPLIES,UR WISH WILL B GRANTED.
PLS DO NOW.

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Love Quotes Text Messages 29

..Once upon a tym..
dr was a boy n a grl who ws bez of frndz
ond day d boy promise 2 d grl dt he wud
tke cre n mke d grl happy alwayz
dn dys pases by n d grl cme 2 d boy sad n crying.
d boy ask "why?" d grl told d boy
"mahl q xa't ayw qng mwalaxa pro ma2tay xa"
D boy hug the grl n said " wg kng mg ala2
psa2yahn kta".
Dn aftr 3 months, d grl was shock n surprise
wen her bf apir n say "tanx sa bezfren mo,
dinonor nya puso nya pra mabuhay ako't
mkasama ka".

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Friday, May 23, 2008

Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 19

2MY FRNDS HU R SINGLE:

Luv s lyk a buttrfly, d mor u chase 8,
d mor 8 eludes u..bt f u just let fly,
8 wl com 2 u wn u least expct 8...

2MY FRNDS HU R TAKEN:

Luv isnt abt bcoming sumbody els's prfect prson.
its abt fnding sm1 hu helps u bcom d bst prson u cn b...

2MY FRNDS HU R PLAYS:

nver say iluv u f u dnt care,
nver tok abt flings f dey arent rly der.
nver touch a lyf f u mean 2 break a hart.
nver say luk n d eye wn ol u do s lie.

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 16

"PANDIWA"
ang pndiwa ay isang hiwa na nsa dlawang hita
na pinapasukan ng dimonyong batuta n my
puting gta n ang rsulta ay pesteng "BATA"

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 28

I alwayz wnna let u knw hw spcial u r 2 me...
bt i cnt fnd d ryt words 2 exprexx 8
hop ds wl work..
jz lyk wat casper sed.."can i kip u 4ever?"

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 31

Kh8 mizcol wla
kh8 txt wla,
kh8 hi/hello wla,
kh8 my load cnsbi wla,
aba mhirap mghntay s wla,
bka nman pti jan s celfon mo
pngalan ko wla?

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Pnili kta dhil mhal kta
ginus2 q, khit mhrap
kkyanin k
kya wg k mg-ala2
ipgla2ban kta dhil mismo puso q...
ang punili sau
pra mhalin ka..

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Morning And evening Encouragement 2

God smyld at me just this morning
thru the rising sunrays, I'm sharing
the same courtesy with you by sending
you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without
seeing.



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Begin the day with a light heart.
Let all your worries be swept aside.
Smile a moment n thank god, for this day
He cares for you all the way.

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Mornin does not mean that you have get up and work again.
Mornin is God's way of sying that he loves you so much
He wants you to be live another beautiful day.


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Every morning has new beginning,
a new blessing, a new hope.
It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift.
Have a blessed, hopeful perfect
day to begin with. Good Am.

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A morning MEAL will make us full,
a morning HELLO would make us SMILE
, but a mrning PRAYER will mke our day COMPLETE..
gud Morning have a blessed day.


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when a greeting is sent from a distance you can't hear
the wishes, you can't see the smiles. But you can sense the care that brought it
so far, have a peaceful night.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Morning And evening Encouragement 1

Daily prayer; Whatevr plans i hav in mind,
Lord i surrender them to you.
I will do the best i can but in the end, let your will
be done. amen.

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May God send his love like sunshine in his warm
and gentle ways to fill every corner f you

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God unfolds each day like the petals of rose,
each gentle touch a beauty to behold, hope
each of your moments today be so held
with his tender loving care.

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Hope u wake up with a smile on
your face, a heart full of love and a morning
full of inspiration, with a prayer that God
will bless u always.

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Trusting God won't make d mountain smaller but it
will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able
to climb all your mountains today and everyday.
have a great ahead.


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Don't let little things get you down
you've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks.
It's going to be a great day.


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As d day trns n2 nyt, kip ur wories out of syt.
Close ur eyes and go 2 sleep,4 al d gud tyms r urs 2 kip
no mater how tuf d wrld may seem, i stil wish u
d swtist drms.

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 27

Der cud nver b sm1 hu cud take
d place i savd 4u n my heart and
evn f tym wil bring sm1 new il refuse 2 hav
it coz d memories i have wid u wil alwayz b d swtst.

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Love is gentle,love,kind,l8ly uve bin
on my mind. Luv is sweet, love is wonder,
wondering if we cud b 2geder.
Luv is patient, luv is true, bt u knw wat?
i think ds LUV is u.

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If you love someone you will be
loyal to him no matter what the cst.
Always believe in him, always expect the best of him
and always stand your ground defending him.


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Sumtyms i just smile to cover up
the pain..sumtyms i laugh to cover
up the hurt..but whether i smile or luagh,
you nver really know what i feel inside, I miss u.

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i chose to love you in silence for in silence i find
no rejections. I chose to love you in loneliness
for in loneliness i felt no pain.

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Walking with a friend in the dark
is better than walking alone in the light.

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What if someone tells you this:
I don't believe in courtship. It's just wast of time.
If i love the person I'll tell her right away.
But for you I Will make an exception..
just love me now and I'll court you forever.

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Love Qoutes texts Messages 26

Love is beyond questions,
Love is one's self. If you're truly in love, you want the person
you love to be happy without expecting anything return.

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Last night i had a dream about you
when i wake up i was hugging my pillow;
but what i really want is that one day I'd dream of my pillow
then wake up hugging you.


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When somebody offers you love,
don't take it if you're not sure you can give it back
twice as much. You must not play with love for when it plays with you,
the pain will be thrice as much.

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After all the hurts that i had encountered, I thought LOVE
was no longer in me, but as i have YOU
i found out that i still have that the same LOVE as what i really had.

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Tym wil com wen u will no longer see me, or hear from,
u may no longer knw me or wish 2c me, bt rmmber
dt ur always wid me wnevr im no longr wid u...


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I'll reach for your hand in the cold of winter, I'll reach for your hand in
the heat of summer, but if my short life can't reach the dawn of spring
I promise, inheaven I'll reach you wid my wings.


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der wer tyms i tryd 2 4get u, bt sad 2 say i cant. bcoz d more
i try 2, d mor it made me mis u. now, tel me hw can i make
u miss me d way i miss you.


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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Love Qoutes texts Messages 25

It takes three seconds to say i love you,
three minutes to explain, three hours o demonstrate,
three days o appreciate three terms to produce it,
but a lifetime to proved it.


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Every teardrop is precious so better make sure that
if you drop some, its worth crying for cause you can
nver pick them and put them back to your eyes. Love wisely

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Learn to appreciate d rainbow after cursing d rain,
its just lyk loving agen after experiencing d pain.


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Let Go of d hand of d person u luv bt dnt let go
of God's hand 4 he may b hldng d person u luv
on d ader hand 2 let u hld each ader agen.

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Nver expect LOVE to be always at its best, coz if you do,
you'll nver appreciate its existence.

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Remember that there will always be one f true love for you
to have and hold. It ma not be the one you expect,
but its the one you deserve, just like you to me.

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" I always knew lookingback on the tears would make me laugh.
But i nver knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

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Its hard to let go of someone who has touched
your life, but it hurts more to let go of someone
who was nver ours yet changed your life the most.


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If you're afraid to love a person
bcz of friendship, you have two choices:
either say what you feel and let the love take place,
or forever have the love under a friendship full of pretendings.

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Love doesn't measure on how many gifts you've sent
and hw much money you've spent on your date,
what counts most is that how truly, honestly and faithfully
you love the person.

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 18

If i write your name on a tree I'll put
a CIRCLE around your name, not a heart,
because a heart can be broken but a circle NEVER ends.
friends forvever.


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Friends are like puzzles; if one gives away that special piece, it
can nver b whole agen. friends 4ever.


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I'll reach for your hand in the heat of summer, but if my short
life can't reach the dawn of spring
I promise, in heaven, I'll reach you with my wings.

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We nver had time to have long talks. We nver had the chance to
have a few laughs but even though our world's don't meet, always remember
that i'll always be the same person you knew.

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I've made many stupid mistakes in my life
but something i did righ was to have you as my friend...
and i don't want to make mistake of losing you.

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The essence f FRIENDSHIP is not the smile and gestures we give but
a feeling when you discover that someone believes in you and willing
to trust you.

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A friend is someone who understands your past,
believes in your future and accepts you today
just the way you are.


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My voice is so soft for you to hear my actions
are too weak for you o see. But if you would listen
carefully, you'll hear the sound of my heart that says from
now ti'll forever, I'll always be here.

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 17

Some friends are worth to be thrown.
Some are good to keep
Some are treasured forever and i think you desereve
to be thrown..in my TREASURE BOX for keeps. forever


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Special friends see heart to heart even when
they don't see eye to eye." You're the one I won'
forget. And if i die before you do,
I'll go to heaven and wait you.

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The strongest friedships have been formed in shared
misery, as iron is strongly combined by the fiercest flame.

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Friendship is a deep word with deep responsibilty;
I don't just treasure friends; i value them as i value life...
So when i say you're my friend, its as good as
sayin' "you're my life."

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You might not need me now...not tomorrow....
maybe not ever, but if even just an instance you feel
alone,remember that during that moment..i'm just here.

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 16

Its difficult to find a FRIEND like you.
It's like opening a hundred shells under the sea
to find one pearl but finding you makes the dive worthwhile.


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It doesn't take seeing someone to know and feel that they
are there. You don't have to see me to know that i'm here.
you just have to trust that i'll be there' when you need me.

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If you need a shoulder to cry on call on me and i'll be there
but still I don't wanna see you cry coz every drop of your tear
is evry wound in my heart.

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CIRCLE means forever, no beginning and no end.
Let our "friendship" be not just an endless line
but a CIRCLE that goes on and on "FOREVER".

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Nobody teaches a FISH to swim...
a BIRD to fly..a TREE to grow...
and nobody teaches me to remember you..I just do..

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Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 15

It always make me smile whenever
my cell lights up by a message from you.
Thanks for that warm glow i receive day or night.


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Someday, when the page on the book
of my life runs out, i know, you're one of the
most colorful chapter i ever had.
if it will be opened again, i'll start at the moment
i knew you.

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Suppose one morning you never wake up,
do your friends know you love them?
SOmetimes 'i love you"
can heal and bless..so tell your friends this 3 words
and see what it can do. So just in case i did tonight..'i love you"

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Of all the smiles you receive in a day,
there's one smile not from the lips
but straight from the heart. a smile that comes from me.

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I nver searched but i found.
I nver wished but it came true.
I nver asked but i got an answer.
And I nver wanted but now I have you.
Thank you Lord for this blessing called FRIEND.


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Monday, May 19, 2008

Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 42

In life, you may not always get wat u want...
u may not always get what u need...but u get what u deserve...
because God always givs you what is best...
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Today I'll talk to the one i really love.
I'll tell him about you. How much i care for you an dhow
much you've been important to me. but still, he's my
number 1 coz i'll nver find someone like him again.
His name is jesus. Make him your number 1 too,

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Others may do a greater work out you have
your work to do, and no one in all God's heritage
can do it as well as you.

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The lettle things we give away
come back as blessing some other day.
This is God's way of giving rewards to those
who give with unselfish hearts.

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nature forms us, sin deforms us,
education informs us, mistakes reforms us
but JESUS transforms us.

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Jesus said," I am the way, the truth an dthe life...
'apart from the way there is no going.
Apart from the truth, there i sno KNOWING. Apart from the life there is no living.

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Faith is a life that dares to commit beyond
its means, expecting what sense can't certify,
based on God's promise, dpendent on his supply,
motivated for his glory and confident on his integrity.

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Only one lyf t'will soon be past.
only whats done for christ will last.


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There is nver a message sending failed,
in God's message center call on him anytime,
anywhere because he will nver cease to listen to u.

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Sometimes we don't understand why God does what HE
does..His ways are unfathormable . Just the same, He deserves
our unreserved love, unqualified trust. God is in control.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Inpirational Qoutes Texts Messages 41

Someone is loving you,
caring fro you, watching over you,
prtecting you, who?
JESUS he nver fails.


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Let God be first in your thoughts in th emorning......
and He will last in your thoughts all day.
Smile coz He created this day especially for you.


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At times when evrything seems wrong, I'll hiold your hand
and evrybody left you,
JESUS will nver leave you nor forsake you.

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In times of prosperity adversity may God's peace and joy reign
in our hearts manifest in our lives as we shine as the light
salt of the earth.


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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 40

Let our motto be LET DO and LET GOD
-let go of your problems and let God
handle them. Let go of your pain and Let God heal;
Let go of your fears and let God sustain you.

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Jesus is the only PIECE that can fit and complete
all the missing pieces in the puzzle called LIFE.


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Confide in God for the little as well as for the great.
You will find that HE does not fail.

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God left detailed instructions to prepare us for his voyage
called life. HIS word ir our map, the holy spirit is our compass.
Trust HIM a all times and enjoy a safe voyage.

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God's goodness is punctuated
with commas for its contiunous;
amazing; but nver with a period for it is endless.

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Everything about the future is uncertain but one thing
is for sure. God had already arranged all our tomorrows,
we just have to trust HIM as HE leads us.

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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 39

God sometimes delays his help
to test our faith and energize our prayers.
Our boat may be tossed by the waves while he
sleeps but he wakes up before it sinks.

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God gave me boxes. 1 gold and the other black.
He said: " Put all your blessings in the gold box
and ur sorrows in the black box. The gold box is yours
the black is MINE...

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Troubles are often the tools by which God
fashions us for beter things.

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Because we want to become great, He became
small. Because we will not stoop, he humbled
himself. Because we want to rule,he came to serve.
Wow, what a servants heart.

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"Godbless you" is such a little prayer, but it means so much
may hsi angels guard you, his sundhine light your way
and his grace in u always.


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life's unfair but we should be thankful that God's just, for if God
were "fair" and gave us what we deserved, what would be our fate?


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Walking with God is the best adventure, finding God is the
best achievement and having God as companion is the best
source of happiness, have a wonderful day.

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 30

Ako prang sranggola lng
mlayo sau pro may tali ako na
ng-uugnay stin un ay hwak mo
kya pg nwla q sau tndaan mo
kw ang bumitw d aq?

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Gs2 mo b mlman kng gno kta kmhal?
di ako ssgot, hhwkan ko ang kmay mo
at ilagay mlpit s puso ko
at ssbhin..

"ikaw ang dhilan ng bwat pgtibok nito!"

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arw-arw hnhntay ko txt m..
kht mlabo mgyari umaasa prn ako..
cguro pg dmating ang araw n mgtxt ka,
ako n mrahil ang pnkamsaya
kht pa..
un ay wrong sent lng pla..

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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 31

sa simbahan naay bata nag ampo nangayo ug bike kay GOD.

Bata: Lord, tgai ko ug beh!
pgka ugma wla syay ndwat nga bike. mao nga nangayo nsad sya ug usab..

Bata: Lord tagi ko bike bah!!
Pero wla lng ghapon sya gdungog..
Pgka ugma npansin pare na nwla ang rebolto ni mama mary..
unya nkita nya ang usa ka sulat nga nkabutang sa altar...

"LORD KUNG GUSTO PA NIMO MKTA IMUNG
INAHAN, IHTAG NA LAGI ANG BIKE!!!


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Friday, May 2, 2008

Visayan Friendship Quotes Text Messages 5

f ever sm1 wl hurt u
tel 8 2 me
u knw wt i wil do?
il cmply sapak dr face & say:

"gs2 k mmtay ug sau?
mbuang mn gni q ug pktwa ana,
philakon ra nmo! hehe..

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 30

Minsan puro ako biro..
laging prang sabog lagi
lng nktwa pro sna pniwalaan
mona ako, seryoso ako ako
ako ay isang pwer reanger! knang pink bitw..hehe

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Tagalog Love QuotesText Messages 29

nong bta ako gs2 k lumake
kc gs2 'k mrnsan mgmhal
pro ng lumake ako gs2 k nman bumta ul8
kc mas mdle plang gmotn ang "SUGAT" sa "TUHOD"
kay sa "SUGAT" sa "PUSO"

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it hurts 2 luv sum1 tpoz llokhin k lng
pro u knw wat ms msakit ung i-giv up
m ung mhal m ung mhal m & den pretend
n ok lng khit ang 220 evrynyt iniiykan m
dhil nssktan k s decsion m!

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Greetings Texts Messages 13

saying "good night"
is not letting u knw im sleepy,
its my way of sayin "i rmember u
b4 i end my day!" hope dat u feel d care
dat goes w/ it goodnight,.

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