Friendship Qoutes Texts Messages 14

Just wnt 2 thank you 4 all d humble effort u'v
shown me d warm company
u'v given me & most of all d great
friendship i'v encountered w/ u thank you!

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i nid a fren hu wil b der 2 luv me..
thru ups & downs..
trhu thick & thin..til death do us part..
so do i make sense f i say..can u stay?


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TagalogFriendship Qoutes Text Messages 12

kla q my outing tau
komple2 kc eh sama2 nglakad
npksya q pro aq lng pla msya kc
pgtingin q sa nyo npa iyak aq dhl umiiyk kau
hbang dla ang kabaong q!

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Kung pinagsa2litaan ka ng masakit ng frend mo, wag ka mgalit...
Sbi nga ni donkey kay shrek..."Only true frends will be cruelly
honest...Gud Mawnin!...


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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 27

Muslim: Libog ko aning kristyano kng ilng igsoon
nmtay ihawan ug baboy kanding baka ug manok.
kng ang ilang GINOO mmtay binignit rah tawon ang kaunon. hehe!..

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Tagalog Funny Qoutes Text Messages 13

ang 2nay na "cute" ay wla s mukha,
s anyo o s porma,
wla rin s ngiti at s ugali,
dhil i2 ay mkkta sa AKIN lmang..
I rpeat SA AKIN lmang hehe...

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Greetings Text Messages 11

ingon dw s katigulangan
nga ang tawo ingnan nmo og "maaung gbii"
sylod s 5 ka cgundo kng dl mo2bag "W A K W A K" MAAUNG GBIE DHA!



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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 34

WaT EvR lyf givEs u...
even f it hurts u juz b strong
& aCt lyk d wAy u aLwAys do
coz..sTroNg wAlls wilL sHAke..
bUt iT wiL nVEr coLApSE...mwnIng!

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Special
BREAKFAST
just 4 u:
PLATE OF LOVE,
bowl of Peace,
spoon of Hope
and glass of PRAYER
Enjoy eating!
Galing ya kay LORD!
GOOD MORNING!

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wat u wnt s not always wat u gt,
bt n d end, wat u gt s bttr dan wat u wantd.
The LORD "satifies ur desires wid goodthings.."
(ps.103:5) gud evening! tc nd Godblez!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 21

"sMyl" s d melody of the soul.
"wOrk" is d serviz of d spirit.
"luV" is d gft of d heArt.
mAy ur dAy b fUl of smyls, gUd wOrkz aNd lovE.

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u know..
I truly miss u!
cAn u pLs tAlk 2 mE?
toNyt b4 u gO 2 bEd,
iF u hAv tyM?
i'L wAit..
bCoz..I LOVE YOU

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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 26

Sa 2wing nag-iisa ako, alm mo b?
kung cnong nsa icp ko?
kung cnong nais kong mkta?
at kung cnong nais kong mk-usp?

wlng iba!! kundi ikw.." dhil miz n kta":)

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sAgutin mo 2 ha? kung mhal mo tlga
ang 1 tao, maayos mo 2ng letters n'2 in 3 words
"SLOYUYMORU"

kpag ndi mo nsagot means di k marunong mgmhal...w8 ko ans mo..

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s likod ng mga ngiti ko may mga luha,
s likod ng mga biro ko ngttgo ang prblema,
hndi mn ako lging 2nay na msaya
sna, mpltan kta pg d ko na kya"

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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 26

TAXI DRIVER: Lola, nasaylo mn noon ta, i-U turn nlng taka
sa unahan?
LOLA: hah? tinuod ka dong imo kong iyoton sa unahan?
wla bya ko namante ron! tyming kaau.

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sumtyms
u cnt help bt i tink
"nganu mingaw man?"
dn ul ask urslf 'normal pa ba ni?
but n d end ul realyz " ai aq rah di nay lod haha!"

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Buta ug libat ng sumbagay...

BUTA: Hoy! libat gawas dra ayaw pg tago2 sa ngit2!
LIBAT: n ur dreams!,,nganu gd tawng mu gwas ko?
duha mo kbuok, alkansi ko!


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Jokes Text Messages 1

GRADUATION DAY SPEECH: 2nyt i am graduation,
i invitation u ol 2 eat our hauz coz i know sumdy dt i will
eat ur hawz too! I will die 5 chickens,3 grils & 2 boys
2 eat u ol & i will ask my father 2 cook my mother.
Thank you..bt i'm sori 2 inform u dat my rice is corn.


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if you want to remove wrinkles, pimples,
face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging
try....
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!


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Juan: Nurse pls bring me a hot waterbag, my toes are cold
Nurse: Ur asking d wrong nurse, I'm d head nurse.
Juan: ok...tell to d foot nursei need it now, thanks


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Tagalog Love Qoutes Text Messages 25

sAna d kA mAng-iwAn...
d kA mkAlimOt,
pRo impOcBle uN dbA!? kyA sNA
pg iiwAn mo nkO,
mgpA2aLam k ha!?
y0ko kcNg uMAsAng anJAn kAh...
pRo wLa nA pLa..

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I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U,
i cnd mu yan sa 15 tao, GF,Bf or FRIENDS.
pag may bumalik na pito kng cnu ung pampi2 un
ang 2nay na nagmmhal sau! BALIK M SKN kung luv m q.

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Inspirational Qoutes Texts Messages 33

lyf is full of uncertainties. We'll nevr know
wen our time on earth is up till its over.
So take many pics, laugh much,take time
ti luk up at the stars, sing loudly, feel d cold wind,
smile a lot, & love like uv nver been hurt coz every
sixty seconds u spend is a minute of happiness ul
nver get back...

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Seconds prayer Lord thank u for this great day
i love u and i need u 2 come into my heart.
Do bless me, my family, my home, my work
and my friends. with you all things are possible. In jesus name amen.
Pls. Pass this to 8 people something gud will come 2 u tomorrow pls try..

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MAMA MARY PRAY for US = pakipasa mo to s 7 mlapit
n tao sau, wag mo burahin kng d mo pa nppsa..Mniwla k 22lngan k ña.
pgktpos ipasa may big blessings ka agad.


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pls pas d prayer as many as u can (includng me)
"LORD, YOU ARE SO GOOD! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE
BLESSINGS!'

If rplies, ur wish wil be granted...PL DO IT NOW.

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In ur Journey 2 lyf,
d word of God s ur mAp, & his wisDom s uR cOmpAsS.
aND wEn u fAcE bAtTLeS, lEt loVE b aRmoR,
& lEt God b ur sHElTEr..!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 20

freEdom s suMthing eVry 1 wNts 2 hAv aT sUm p0iNt n tYm
bt dN, wE cAnt rEmAin fREe aLWAys bcoZ 1 dAy, wE'l rEAlizE
2 b wD sum1 s mUcH bEtTr dn fReEdOm iTsElf..:-)

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i luv mAking other people smile..
but smtyms, it gets too tiring dat i just find myself
looki'n 4 sum 1..

..who could even mke me smile..

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Greetings Text Messages 10

He had no servants yet they called him Master.
No degree yet they called him Teacher.
No medicines yet they called him Healer.
No army yet kings feared him.
He won no military battles yet he conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him.
He was buried in a tomb yet he lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a leader. Have a blessed HOLY WEEK!...Good Morning!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Text Messages 25

JOB INTERVIEW
BOSS: Unsay kabal-an nmo?
APPLICANT: Wel, kblo q asa mo gapuyo sa imng asawa
ug kblo pd q asa imng kabit...!
BOSS: Dawat nka animala ka!


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EMPLEYADO: Boss, nmatay diay a2ng manager, pwde b ako nlng
ang mopuli sa iyang pwesto?
BOSS: Pwde man, pro ambot lng kha kng mosugot ang punerarya.
try daw!

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An imprisoned man donated his eyes, then later his arms,
legs, & kidney...
Jailguard: "Kuyaw! pud kag style dah,murag gahinayhinay nman kag sibat".

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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 24

pAg my bGAy n mWA2la skin.
pWd wAg ikAw? kUnG my tAong
lA2yo sA AkiN sNA d iKw
kNg mAy tAo nA mkA2sAmA kO hbAng buHAy,
fAvoR nmAn oh..
pWd ikW nlNg?

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sA "pAg-iBiG" hNd lNg kAilAngAn ay "I LOVE U"
o "I LOVE U 2" aNg hiGit nA kAilAngAn ay..
"TIWALA" "PAGKAKAINTINDIHAN" at hGit sA lhAt
"PAGMAMAHAL" na 2nAy..

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Tagalog Greetings QoutesText Messages 1

i DNt cAre..
hOw eArly i wAke up 2 sEnd my tXt mSg.
eSpeciAlly f thse ArE 4 u..

ibA kAh eh..mAbulAbOg lNg kTa sA tAngHali..
hAppy nAh aKo!..Gud nOon-!

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Visayan Friendship Quotes Text Messages 4

mAg-ulAn mN uG toBol,
mG hAnGin mN uG oTot, mgBAhA mN uG iGit...
fRnD ghApoN tkA 4EvEr, biSAn nAnimAho nkAg tAe! PROMISE...

lAgi! moktWA rbA...

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 19

mAny yRs fRm nOw,
i'd b sO oLd. i mYt 4Get u. i mYt 4Get evn
kNowi'n u or mYt 4gEt dat oNce iN oUr liVeS wE'vE mEt.
yEah! i myT,, buT i wOn'T..!!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 24

cElpOn kNg gAmhAnAn,
iPAkitA aNg nAwoNg s aKng g tXtsAn..
aGoi kA cutE morAg bAki ngA nAligsAn..

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minSAn sA buHAy iKA'y nDApa,
gmulOnG, nAputiKAn,nAapAkAn Ng iBA.

prO nA22 kA riNg bUmAngOn, huMArAp xA lHAt
At sBhiN..

"nGEee, ngEee wlA mN sAd sAkiT bEh..:)

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 13

FrNdShp iS a sPeciAl kiNd of lUv,
mOr dAn enDleSs, mOr dAn tRuE..
nO mAtTeR hOw bUSy u R..
xPeCT uR fRiEnd 2 kiP iN tOuCh w/ u
lyK dA wAy i Do..

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