Visayan Love Quotes Texts Messages 3

I dream of u last nyt I was walking at
d beach suddenly, nasalubong ko c Lord
karga2x ka tanong ko sya bat karga ka nya
sagot ni Lord; "AS USUAL, HUBOG NASAD!"


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:Funny things bout Love:
-=ur tryng 2 4get sum1 bsag d nmu kaya...
-=ngmahal k na wa xa kblo...
-=binuang ra dw pro mkakta naai lain kuyog
inom tamns gnhawa...
-=delete2x pa qno sa # ña kamemryz d i...
-=d nmu luv pro ga huna2x d i...
-=ala ko noy pake pro ngtago diayng pctr
ilawom sa unlan...
-=wa qno nangita pro once mgkas2rya
mo hart ang mata...
-=samtang ngbasa ka ng smlie kah ky
lgi pwerting igu-a...hehehe...


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Valentines Visayan Funny Jokes

Baby, happy valentines day!
I love you!......
nagtaka ka?
nagtaka nga din ako eh!
i-pasa dayn sa ubn pra
pareho na ta tanan magtaka!
wahahahaha....


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Lord,

kung d ko nimo hatagan ug ka date
karong valentines

palihog..
make all my friends wa pud ka date!

tablahay na ni Lord..
iapil ang nagbasa..=>


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I'll be the first person to say...
Happy Valentines To You!!!
Pustahanay ta, ako ang nauna,
di ba?...


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Love Quotes Text Messages 15

Dr was a grl dt vry nLuv d hr bf evnthou dy wr far
frm each other, d grl w8 untl hr bf cmbak, b4 d guy
cmbak, she rcv a news dt hr bf wl b gtng maried, aftr
hearing dt she cryd overnyt. after 2 wix, she rcv a card
frm d guy, bt she dnt want 2 rid d guys xplenation. d tym
coms, she went 2 d church, nt 2 watz d wedng bt 2 kil
d guy, she shot d guy. d guy died aftr d burial, she open
d card, 8 says "Honny, I Love U...Will U Marry Me?"..


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A sad & mean story 1st der wer lovers, n d past few
days dey always quareled coz of msundertanding. 1
day, d guy nvyted her gf 2 his haw...nsyd d rum, d
guy sed: "f u rli lov me, gve me wat i want..." d grl
kiz his bf imediately & surederd her virginity 2 his
bf. Aftr dat, d bf sed: "im not yet fineshed talking a
wyl ago, wat i want s a BREAK UP!...


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D day ive known you,
i went home carrying
a smyl u mayB jz an
ordianry person 2 a lot
of pipol. but 4 me ur sum1
il cherish up 2 d end of my lyf...=)


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Sumtyms we dream on ideal Luv
we wnated, wen it comes we gv d bst
2hold on 2 it bt thou we gave more dan
enuf dey stl hurt us 4d rezon we dnt
undrstand....


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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 20

Ang Bati-on sa tawong dli mo rply:
skit ug bnhod ang buko2x, pa2lon,
mg bula2x ang baba, mahadlok sa hayag,
hangin ug 2big. rply kron daUn ky bcn
ugma ulahi na ang tanan...


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Hi musta na
kaibigan?
kasama
kabalikat
kakampi
karamay
kapamilya
kapuso
kabayo
kabaw
kanding
kasag
kalapati
kamote
kaihion
kau2ton
kalibangon
katawa cya...oi!


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Duha ka misis nangamote sa bukid:
Mrs1: Mahinomdom gyud ko sa itlog sa
akong bana aning kamote oi, hahahahah
Mrs2: Sa kadak-on?
Mrs1: Dlili, sa kabulingon!


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Teacher: What is the coldest freezer in the world?
Student: Vagina
Teacher: Why?
Student: Kai wla pa gni na sulod and unod mam,
ning gahi na!..Hahahaha...


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Barko nalunod....
Tanang pasahero patay
Negra rai nabilin, nglangoy2x
Negra: Iho, iho! kan-a na lng ko!
Iho: ilara ko titz! NUKOS ka!


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 29

The art of being happy lies in the power
of finding happiness in ordinary things...
Life doesn't force us to be the best, it only
asks us to try!...good mawnin!...


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Wid God we can take d choice & be content, tke d tension & be
calm, take d hurts & be brave, take d obstacles & build FAITH.
God bless u always...


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A nice story to reflect on: A man xperienced being robbed
by thieves...In his diary, he wrote: "Let me be thankful
first, becoz they took my purse not my life; second, although
they took my all, it was not much especially my faith; and
third, becoz it was I who was robbed, not I who robbed."
Let us see God's purpose behind every trial and the good
things behind the worst situations...


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Mama Mary called me 2day & asked who needs 2 b blessed
I gave Her ur #, f u love Her send ds to 10 people & in 5 min.
something gud will happen...Pls sacrifice...


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Love Quotes Text Messages 14

There will come a time in your life
when you will become in love with
a single soul... For this person, you
would do anything and not think
twice about the hardships... But
when asked why, you have no
answer... You'll try your whole life
to understand how a single person
can affect you so much, but you'll
never find out.. & no matter how badly
you hate it or how badly it hurts...
You'll love this person without regret
for the rest of your life...


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ur 1 of d pipol i nvr asked frm God but stil,
He gave u 2 me...I asked y and He sed: "coz
i knw ds person can fill ur life lyk no one else
can..."


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There was a blind girl hated herself for being blind.
She hated everyone except her boyfriend. She said
that if she could only see the world she will marry
him. One day someone donated a pair of EYES to
to her & so she was able to see. Her bf asked her,
"now that you can see, will you marry me?" The
girl was shocked when she saw that her bf is also
blind, & so refused to marry him. Her bf walked
away w/ TEARS & said "JUST TAKE CARE OF
MY EYES"


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 28

Life is a constant change. Love is d gr8tst
surprise. Friendship is ur bst dfnse. Maturity
cums wit responsibilities. Nd death is jst arnd
the corner. So xpect little, asume nothin, learn
frm mstakes, lsten 2 ur hart, tke cre of ur frnds
treasure ur family, achiv ur goal, cry bcoz of
lafter, laf bcoz of pain, eat ur pride & throw up
all hatred. & alwys remmber dat LIFE s d bst
gft & not evry1 gets d chnce 2 enjoy it...


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God saw d good DEEDS u have done; d lives u
hav inspired & d LOVE u hav shared dats y
He gvs u another day so u can do sum more...


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Santo Niño tulungan mo po kami sa mga
problema namin. Ipasa mo ito sa 12 ka
tao kasama ako matatanggap mo ang
milagro bukas wag mo baliwalain.
Sacrifice please...


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When crosses of life seem so heavy
to bear, don't ask God to lighten the
cross but ask Him 2 strengthen ur
back 4 u 2 carry it...God b w/ u,
Gudnyt!


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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 9

my mga taong mnsan lng drating
sa buhay ntin mnsan mkilala at
mkksama pro kdlasan pla ung mnsan
na un hbang buhay na sa ating alaala..
salamat ha..
naging kaibigan kta..

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serte ko tlga dhil nging frnd kita
kc mbait ka, mpgmhal,handang umunawa,
ma2lugin ma-alga hgit sa lhat CUTE pa!
O,ikaw nman..
BOLAHIN MO rin..

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sbi nla pg wla kng msbihan ng prblema,
ibulong mo sa hangin..
pro pg ginwa mo yun..
maga2lit ako sa'yo!..
kc pra san p ako..
bilng "frind" mo..


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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 11

The best FRIENDSHIP doesn't come when u're 2gether
It comes when u're bz & realize that despite bz times,
FRIENDS never stop rmembering. Gud pm!


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my frenz are my medicine
wen im in pain,
my letter wen im far,
my smile wen im sad,
my handkerchief wen i cry,
& my life wen i die....thnx 4 being 1!

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You'll never know how much you need your friends unless
you look back along the rope and realize how many knots
they have tied to keep you from falling...;-) thanks!


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I'm gvng u a part of my frndship
not bcoz u dserv 8 but i guess, 8
alrdy blongs 2 u... myt not b enuf,
8 myt b 2 small, but ds little part cud
probably b my ALL...


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 18

sa pg ibig wag mng subukng mglaro
d mo hwak ang panhon bka d mo
nm2luyan ung mahal mo mglaho
n lng. pno mo pa xa mattagpuan
gayng ang pgkwala ña ikw ang
dahilan?!


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msaya nqng naki2ta ktng msya sa knya...
msaya nqng malgya ka dhl anjan xa...
msaya nqng nppniti ka nya...
bsta msya nq sayo!
ikw? msya kbng nsskatn mo AQ!


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mnsan na22 akng mgmahal..
pro lgi nlng ako nssaktn
bt gnon! lgi nlnag gngani2..
ikaw?! kng ikw ang mmhalin ko..
hindi b ako iiyak sa tabi mo?

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Bkt ang hirap mng kalimutan?
bkt lgi kng nsa isip ko?
bkt nammiz lgi kta?
pro....
"bakit nga ba?"
hmnmmmmmmm
kc...........
wla akong balak na...
"kalimutan ka!"


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Christmas Greetings Texts Messages 1

For 2008 I wish you D:
-fun of LIVING,
-fulfillment of LOVING
-wonder of SHARING,
-gift of FAITH & d serenity of a contentd HEART..
HAVE A BLESSFUL NEW YEAR!


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mlapit na ang pasko msya kba?
did u say sorry sa mga taong d mo snadyang msktan
did u say thank u sa mga taong ngpphalaga sau
well do this hbang maaga pah! u have wonderful new year
i'll start..

"cnxa na sa mga kbuang and if sumtyms i get hurt u
sorry,8s da way how much i care 4 u and da most
is thank u 4 accpting 4 hu reli i am.tnx

advance merry x'mas!!!
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Christmas is just a few hours away
i just wanna makes sure my greetings will
reach you before we all get busy

MERRY CHRISTMAS! may God bless you and ur family.

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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 17

Ng mgmahal ako i bliv in evrything
luv at 1st syt hapi endings dstiny fairy tales
& even magic pro ng nsktan ako
tma cla no words cn deynluv kundi..wow it hurts!

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Ang "LOVE" prang "BASKETBALL"
kpag my "FOUL" my tampuhan,
kpag my "FREETHROW" my chance,pro skin
mhlaga pa rin ang "REBOUND" ha2yaan bnman kta n maagaw
ng iba!

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sa buhay pla hind spat n mhal mo xa
at msya ka, dpat cgurduhin mo n mhal krn nya!!
kc ang sakt kng ikw nlng pla ung ngmmhal s knya
at hhntay lng nya n mgswa ka!

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mnsan pnilt 2ruan ang puso bwal'2 bwal yan
tma yan mli'2 pro naicp mo my sriling icp ang puso
at yn ang 22o tma mn o mali bwal mn o hndi
MHAL KITA ksalanan ko ba?

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Sa buhay ng tao may nasasaktan
may lumuluha at patuloy na umaasa pero mas
masarap msaktan sa isang kato2hanan kaysa
patuloy na umaasa sa isang kacbungalingan.

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Pag may mhal ka huwag mong hayaang mwla xa
dahil kpag nangyari yon huwag ka nlang a2sa na balik xa
dahil bka hndi na xa btiwan ng iba???

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Ka2yanin mo bang mhalin ang isang taong simula't supol
hindi mo kila2 pro mas mlapit sa iyong puso!

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IT EASY YOU TO SAY I LOVE YOU
BUT ITS Hard FOR ME TO SAY BREAK NA TAYO!!!!!!!!

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anong kwenta ng puso kung wlang pgmmhal at
ngmmhal anong kwenta ng buhay kung wlang ksamang
gumgabay! anong kwenta ng unlimited kung wlang txt?
ASAR!!

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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 16

sbi nla,
pg nadapa ka bumangon ka..
sbi ko nman paano kng ndapa ka..
sa ibabaw ng hubad na ktawan ng taong
kinababaliwan mo?

cge nga!..babangon ka pba??

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Miss kita!..pro hindi much,
di rin sobra, ung tama lang,
ung tipong ikmamatay ko' pag nwla ka..

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D last tym i fel inlove i got hurt..
i told myself nver 2 gol inlove agen..
but den u came nd touched my heart!
sbi ko:

..last na pag nwla kpa, ayoko na tlaga..!"

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kapag nkita mo ung mhal mo na my ksma
ng iba,wag kang mgalit o magselos..
sbhin mo na lng,
"EXCUSE ME KARIBAL.."
"DADAAN ANG ORIGINAL"..may angal?!?

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Ansarap 2mawa kahit naiiyak kna..
ansarap mgjoke khit nhhrapan ka.,.
ansarap mgsaya khit d mo na kya..
gnyan pg broken hearted db?
pati srili mo..pinaplstik mo na!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 19

"JOKE TIME"

BF: luv mag jer2x ta?
GF: Paghilom dha! wla pa gani ta mkasal!
BF: Ayaw kblaka luv widrohon lng nko!
GF: Unsay pagtoo nimo sa akong bilat .ATM.HAHAHA..

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MEN'S PRAYER B4 GOING 2 BED:

Anghel ng magbalantay,santos kong sangay,
bantayi akong lagay nga gahi unta kanunay
ug dli mogamay aron mkalahutay sa iniyotay.

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naa ko sa inyong gawas..asa ka?


mao nay gisend sa mga taong way mbuhat!!
ni gawas pud tawn ko!
e-4ward sa laen pra daghan ta manggawas...

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Warning: (lingaw2x ra ni.)

Kung wla koy uyab krn,knsa imung ihtag nko
nga uyab, ug ngano? (name ha..)
I-send sa tanang contacts nimo.
malingaw k s ilang tubag.

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:Funny things bout LOVE:
-=Ur trying 2 get sum1 bsag d nmu kya..
-=Ngmhal k na wa xa khibalo..
-= binuang ra dw pro mkakita naay lain kuyog,kuno nangita..
pro once mgkas2rya,mu.hart daun ang mta..
samtang ngbasa ka,ngsmyl kah. ky lageh..pwerteng igua..hehehe
-= delete2x pa kuno sa # nya kmemoryz diay..
-= D nmu luv pro gahuna2x diay..
-= ala kunoy pake, pro ngtago diayg pcture sa ilawm sa unlan..
-=wa wa,,,,haha..

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Tagalog Funny QoutesText Messages 11

"BRAIN TWISTER"
pag nasagot mo to CUTE ka
pag hind CUTE AKO! GAME:

kung ang kriminal ay ama ng anak ng judge,
ano ang relasyon ng judge sa kriminal,?!
esep-esep-


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Dear anak,

Naipadala kona 50,000 png tuition mo, pnagbli n nmin
ung kalabaw.A ng mhal pla counterstrike na kurso!
wla na rin tau mga baboy,naipagbli n rin nmin pra dun s cnsbi mong project,
nokia N75 ba yun? Ang mhal nmn ng project mo! ksama dn dun 7000 pra sa
field trip nyo sa mall of asia.Mlayo b un,bkit ang mhal? issanla p nmin palayan
pra mabili mo ung instrumentong i-pod.Napailaw nyo na b ung pnagpuyatan nyong san mig lights? sana grumaduate kana..!!


love,
NANAY

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1 2 3 ready sing!
chongkwayla..
may kurikong kba? ako wla!
ik..ek..ek..ek..
bobochichang..
may kurikong ka nga ako wla! hehehe
galing kmanta ah!
bwi ka sa iba..

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Christmas Greetings Text Messages

B4 2007 ends, i thank ol d gud ppol lyk u
who mde d passing yr beautiful 4me...
I pray dat u'l b blessed w/ another
fruitful yr... God bless & Happy New Yr!


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Prayer is my gift to your family wrapped with
faith, given with hope and sent with love. May
God bless you and your family this yuletide
season. Happy Holidayz!...


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Peace in your HEART, Health in your BODY,
Wealth in your LIFE, Joy in your HOME, May
u always b blessed w/ these priceless treasures
Merry Xmas 2u & your family!


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 27

Know why God blessed you another
morning to wake up?
It's to forget the pains of yesterday...
& see the chance the new has brought,
to dance & laugh again, to make up for
the wrong things you've done,
to see your friends...
to love again...
to make others feel happy & loved...
you see, it's more than just another long day
ahead...It's God's way of reminding you
that He cares & Loves everyone of us...


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Dis is for u from Sr. Nazareno in Quiapo.
Ur wish wll b 100% grnted. Don't ignore.
Pls pas to 10 friends 2day, His way of visiting
ur home. Make a wish b4 sending.


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Blessed is he who understands that the reason
4 praying is not 2 have what we want, but 2
accept what God has given us. Let His will be
done!


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=Viva Sto. Niño=
pwede ipasa mo sa 8 malapit na tao sayo.
hwag burahin kung di mo pa napapasa.
maniwala ka tutulungan ka Niya. pagkapasa
mg wish ka ng 2 bagay.


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When something is over, it can never start again.
When it's broken, we can never put back the pieces.
Life is not the way we want it to be. When we know
that someone is hurting us we'll just stop. We know
that it hurts a lot but we must learn to let go. We
shouldnt push ourselves too hard. Because we know
that in every 'Ending' there's such a thing that we
call 'Beginning'.


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Very wise words:
Do not ask the Lord to guide your steps
if you are not willing to move your feet.
May u find joy in obeying God today!
Gud mawnin! God Bless!


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