Love Qoutes Text Messages 12

"when someone really loves you, they will
never hurt you and if they do, you'll see
that in their eyes, they are hurting too!"
- Spiderman -


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Husband asks beautiful wife: tell me d truth
how many men hv u slept w/?
Wife's rply: I swear I only slept w/u, d rest
of d bastards did not let me sleep....


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BEFORE MARRIAGE
BOI: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
GURL: Do you want me to leave?
BOI: No! Don't even think about it.
GURL: Do you love me?
BOI: Of course! Ovr n ovr!
GURL: Have u ever cheated on me?
BOI: No! Why are you even askin?
GURL: Will u kiss me?
BOI: Every chance I get!
GURL: Wil u hit me?
BOI: R u crazy? I'm nt that knd of person!
GURL: Can I trust u?
BOI: Yes?
GURL: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE...
Simply read from the bottom to top!


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A boy is so nluv w/ a gurl, so he promise
2 giv her a wedding ring on her b-day, as
d gurl b-day has come, d boy arived 2geder
w/ his gft w/c is a talking doll, but d gurl was
imbarassed w/ d gft, so d gurl throw it, but d
boy run 4 it 2 catch d doll, unxpectedly da boy
waz hit by a car n died! At da tym of d boy's
burial, d gurl was crying n hug the doll nd it
spoke..."PLZ GET D RING ON MY POCKET,
HOPE U LYK IT, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH...
WILL U MARRY ME?...


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Tagalog Funny QoutesText Messages 10

nangumpsal c kulas sa mga kasalanan na
nagawa nya
PARI: anak, hnd ka patatawarin.
KULAS: ha! bakit fader?
PARI: kc my kasalanan kp n hnd mo pa
binabanggit
KULAS: ano po yun fader?
PARI: kw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa
altar?
KULAS: ano po yon fader?
PARI: kw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa
altar?!
KULAS: d ko tlaga mrinig fader, gus2 mo palit
taU pwes2
(ngpalit cla pwes2)
PARI: cge mg tanong ka na
KULAS: kw b nkabuntis ky ana na labandera?
PARI: ai 22o nga, hndi marinig d2!


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ANAK: Tay wla nnamn tyong ulam
AMA: Mahirap ngayon ang buhay anak,
tiis muna tayo, isipin mo na lng ung ulam
na sasabihin ko sa bwat subo mo
ANAK: Cge tay!
AMA: Nilagang baka!
ANAK: Hmmm...sarap
AMA: Adobo baboy!
ANAK: Hmmm...sarap
AMA: Kalderetang kambing!
ANAK: Huhuhuhuhu
AMA: Bkit ka niyak!
ANAK: Ang anghang tay!


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Im alone n my room
& i fel hot hw i wish ur hir bsyd me
& do me a favor PLIGAYAHIN MO AKO!
cge na pls can u make...
PAYPAY hir?! gosh! so init kc..


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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 17

mga klarong pangutana nga wai au ang tubag:
1. nikaon nka?
-busog pa q
2. naa imo mama, dai?
-nanu man?
3. unsa tym imo klac?
-unya pa...
4. asa mo gkan tol?
-nagstroll lng tol
5. gi unsa nmog himo na?
-sayon ra!
6. nanu wla ka ghapon?
-absent q
7. unsa na orasa?
-sayo pa!
8. asa ka gus2 mo kaon?
-ikaw...asa nmo gus2?
9. asa nka?
-padung na!
wahahahahahahahah


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Dra. Belo: kokey, ano bang nagyari sa skin mo?
ano ba talaga ang sakit mo?
Kokey: nuka nuka nuka! kori kori korikong!
hehehehhe....


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Dear luv,
Kaw ray bugtong itik nga ngkaang-kaang
sa malapad kong basakan ning akong dughan.
Boot bukikion ug bulikaton ang masakt kong
kagahpon, apan Luv, nganong imng gipugos
pagtuli ang pisot kong pagbati? Og ambi nalng
ng yabe s nyong kasilyas, ky dd2 nko idagayay
ang nagkaigit-igit kong PAGMAHAY! hehehe...


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Grabe bangga dri sa jeep ba,
luoy ko sa 1 ka pshero ky maski
sirit dugo pu2l 1 ka tiil nkmang jud sya
pduol sa driver. ingon sya,"Nong!"

"Unlimted ka? ptxt be..!!"

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Visayan Love Qoutes Texts Messages 2

I kip huna2x wat nindot msg
i can hatag,pro i can't huna2x ug any
i hop a simpol ayo2x dats gkan from my kasing2x
cud make u ngisi & let u hibalo dat i hinudom u..

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Bt ang tao pg mmhlin mo
iiwan ka pf iiwan mo
mmhalin ka pgmhal mo at sya lng
tlga sya nman my mhal na iba
skit noh?
GUGMA man gud...
gpauso pa jud....


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(>*<)(>"<)
(_)(_)
(,,?,,)(,,?,,)...asus..!
bantog wla ka txt nko ky
ng DATE2X diay!
talikod2x pajud aron d mailhan!
sakpan nka uy! bsta pghuman txt ha?hehehe

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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 15

kng mahal mo gnawan k ng masakit
ndi ibig sabihin nun na ndi ka nya mahal,
nais lng nmn nya na mlaman mo kng gano xa...
kawalanghiya!!!
ganun lng kacmple...!


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Sa pgma2hal d mhlaga ang
nkaraan kndi ang kslukuyan
d mhlga ang hitsura kndi ang ugali
d rin mhlaga ang edad kndi kng pano
mo cya ttngapin s puso mo..:-)

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Mnsan mhirap sbayan ang puso
my "luv at 1st syt"
"1st luv"
"true luv"
pro ang mlupit d2 "luv in emotion"
ngmhal ka khit alam mong d pa kau ngkkta!

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 10

"If you laugh really loud, talk really close
and you don't care what your hair looks like,
you're probably with a friend."
-Thoughts to keep-


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Do u knw the relation betwen ur 2 eyes?
They blink togeder, they mov togeder, they
cry togeder, they see things togeder n they
sleep togeder...Even though they nevr c each
other...Friendship should be just like that!!!
Life is like hell w/ out FRIENDS....


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My hearts like an open book
it dpends on how u read me
dont judge me by my cover
look in & dscover i cn be 1 of ur true friend 4ever..('_;)

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Sweet words are easy to say; sweet things are easy to buy;
but sweet people are difficult to find.Life ends when u stop dreaming;
hope ends wen u stop believing; love ends wen u stop crying;
friendship ends wen u stop sharing. So share this with who ever u consider a friend.
to love withought condition. To talk without intention. To give without reason.
And to care without expectation.

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A friemd is here to care & respect to share
& help to listen & understand!
so where ever u are & what ever u do,always rmember a loving friend
is always here 4 you!

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I admit dat il nver a be a gud FRIEND 2 u..
or even gve u a perfect care..
but der s only 1 thing i can promise..
"214"
2-be
1-of ur friends
4-ever..!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 24

"The paradox or our time is that we have taller
buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, bt
narrower viewpoints. We buy mor, bt enjoy less,
more conveniences bt less time. We hav more
knowledge bt less judgmnt, mor xperts, yet
mor problems. We talk too much, love too seldom,
& hate too often. We've done larger things, bt not
better things. We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We've added years to life not life to years." Gud eve!
God Bless!


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"love mo b c God?"
ako,oo...send mo 2 sa 14 na mha2lgng
tao sa buhay mo. Pg d mo ngwa bgo mgDec.
mwa2la 1 sa pnkam4tante na tao sa buhay mo. I dnt wnt
2 lose u,so try...

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Gikan sa birhen sa regla I-ampo mo kami.
Plihug ipasa ni sa 27 ka tawo iapil ko,
madawat nimo ang milagro ugma,ayaw ibaliwla.
ihaladni pra ni mama mary.

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We LOVE JESUS CHRIST....paz ds2 18 frndz,
promiz q sau wish mo mgkktotoo yan,
wg mo erase pg d pa pnpasa,
pgdating ng bukas anjan na mgandang balita,
try mo wlang mawa2la!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 16

An elepant ask d camel "y do u hav ur boobs
on ur bak? D camel replied..
"wat a silly question frm sum 1 w/ a big penis on his face!..hahaha


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A dying girl asked her man,"show me again
what heaven is like."The guy wept and then whispered,
"shhh...ikaw ba,bisag himatayon na,igar lng gihapon ka!..


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hi! musta na
kaibigan,ksma,kbalikat,
kkampi,kramay,kpamilya,kpuso
kbayo,kbaw,kanding,klapati
kmote kaihion,kau2ton
kalibangon
smyl sad beh!

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Let your day be a day to move on,
do on,live on,can.on,bihon,mamon,
litson,bsta may on, lyf goes on!
oh come on...MAAUNG HAPON!

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Greetings Texts Messages 8

Wat a beautiful sunrise..
It reminds us dat bhind d storms of lyf
thers a beautiful 2morow..Good Morning!


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hu knws? later im GONE
so b4 8 happen let me say 'sory'
& 'thnk u' sory 4 d mstkes
i hav comtted thnk u being a part of me.
Good Morning;-)

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Morning is a wonderful opputrtunity
2pray,2love,2care,2smile & to thank God..
4 all d blessings we received 2day..GOOD MORNING!:)

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Pano ba ang tmang pgbati sa UMAGA?
GUDMORNING luma na
GUD AM maikli
MGANDANG UMGA tgalog bduy
pde n kya pra sau ung..
"Can u smyl 4 me ds morning?.

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 11

"Love is like a roll of tissue, you always use it
when there's still a lot but when it runs out,
you'll realize that much has been wasted for
shit after all!" ;)


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We hav 2 realyz dat luv s nt enuf 2 mke
a relationship work.We nid trust,respect,tym,effort &
total comitment. If a person doesn't earn ur trust &
cannot kip a prmis.Den no mttr hw mny tyms dey say "i luv u"
dos words wil b empty!Tke tym 2 lsten 2 wat dey dont speak.
Tketym 2 luk at wat dey dont show bcoz dr r hiden secrets beneath
deir words! So do not let passion but wsdom decyd 4u.
Luv wisely coz 8s nver easy 2 luv & get hurt..

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a hrtbreak s always a blecng from GOD,
it myb a vry worst nytmare dt livs u cryin
n d midle of d nyt. bt its jz his way of letng u
realyz he saved u frm d WRONG 1.

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wen ur love 1 levs u,
dont hope and w8 4 dat person 2 come bck..
Feel good about urself and say:
"TNX 4 gving d chans 2 find som1 btr dan u!..

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I hd a drim 8 was about u,
i smyld & recalled d memris we hd
den i noticed a tear fel frm my eyes u know y?
Coz n my drim im hapi dat u are part of my lyf..

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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 8

Bilang friend mo...
i hav 2 tkecare of u.
i shud mke sure no1 wil harm u,
coz i cnt always b dr 4u.
so friend,khit astig ka na konting ingat prin ha!!

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Mgkalayo mn tayo
stil il b a friend mgalit ka mn skin
d2 prin ako klimutan mo mn ako
ul stay sa puso ko
at mgbago mn takbo ng mundo
ikaw prin ang kaibgan ko!

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Cmple lng akng frnd
kng sa prutas saging lng ako
d 2lad ng ibang frndz mo n apple,orange & grapes
pro tndaan mo s lhat ng prutas SAGING lng ang my puso!

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Tagalog Greetings Qoutes Text Messages

pno b ang tmang pgbati s UMAGA?

GUDMORNING
Luma na

GUD AM
maikli

MGANDANG UMAGA
tagalog Baduy

Lam mo kung nO
masarap pakingan?


Hmm....

"Can u smile 4 me ds morning?"

Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 14

Srap ng filing pg plging bz,
cyempre khit ppno nli2mutan
ang problma.
Pro sna pgbz ka,
problema lng mklimutan mo...
Wag nmn sna pti "AKO"...


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Pwde mg tanong?
san ba yung daan papunta sa PUS/o mo?
pwde bng dumaan at pwde bng svhin mong
2loy ka ikaw lng nman ang hnhintay
kong kumatok d2 s PUSO ko...


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Mnsan kala mo ngbago na ako
mnsan kala mo d kita MISS
mnsan kala mo wla me CARE syo
pro kala mo lng un
kng alam mo lng!
malungkot-ako pg wlang TXT galing sau...

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Bkit ang taong importante sau
pgnwla pilit mong hinhanp?




bkit pindot k ng pindot?
importante n ako syo?

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 23

And he said, 'Beware that you are not led astray,
for many will come in my name...Do not go to them'
(Lk 21:8)
Lord, when we find ourselves lost...and trapped in a
maze of doubt and confusion - may you be our light
amidst the darkness which surround us & guide us
back to your presence...Good mawnin!..


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LIFE is indeed full of contradictions.
Sometimes it's crazy to be sane, you need
to fall to fly. People suffer because you
care. You have to unlearn to know the
lesson. You have to give up because you
are strong, you have to be wrong to make
things right. Nonetheless, life's complexities are
also life's source of beauty. We should cry to laugh
again. Fall apart to be whole again & get hurt to
love again. That's what LIFE is all about...


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Whatever we ask we receive from Him,
because we keep His commandments
& do those things that are pleasing in His
sight. -1John 3:22...Never underestimate
His desire to respond to your prayers...


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I pray that... whatever is beautiful,
whatever is meaningful, whatever
brings you happiness, may God
in His grace grant you abundantly
today & always...Gud mawnin!...


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Tagalog Erap Jokes

Doña Mary counsels Erap
on her 102nd birthday:
Joseph, anak, di mo natapos
pag-aaral mo, pati pagka-
presidente! NgaUn pati jail
term mo d mo natapos,
mamatay na ko wla kang
natapos...Punyeta!


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