Love Qoutes Text Messages 10

"wen u fall in love, u go into a state of insanity
wer u lose control of urself, consciously or unconsciously.
wat maters is u fall in lov w/ sum1 who won't take advantage
of ur insanity, but wil respct u & tke the rsponsbilty of bein
luvd by an insane person." morning!...


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One day, a girl got a note from her bf saying:
"we're finished. cud u send my photographs
back?" d girl then sent a pile of pictures of
different Boys wd d message: "i can't rmember
what u look like. cud you please just take out
ur photos nd send da rest back?"
LESSON 4 GUYS:
Don't dare initiate break-ups wid ur gurl!
bwahahahahahaha...=)


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Nver gve up of d probs
that u face nver gveup of d pains
& sacrifice,nver gve up 4 d luv that u fyt 4!
rmember god cn rely help thos trails...

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fall in love?
that's a hard thing 2 do.
id rather have a BEER.
8 makes u WARM inside,
much like love.
Then wen u had too much 2
DRink u fall hard. same with
thing w/ love.
But wen u have too much LOVE & get hurt,
8 takes so LONG 2 recover. while w/ BEER?
Just a SLEEP & it's over.

so do I still want 2 fall inLove?

C'mon! i'd rather have a BEER instead!

Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 15

Gorio: tagnaa unsai pinkanindot
nakong batasan nagstart sa A.
Isyot: aprutsabol?
Gorio: rong...
Isyot: abilabol?
Gorio: rong gihapon...
Isyot: unsa?
Gorio: ANIS...
hahahahahahaha!


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mypa ang mga patay
mgparamdam...
patyon kaha tka?!..
hahahahaha


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QUESTION: bakit hindi pwde mg hawaiian dance c mahal?
ANSWER: kai kng mg so-ot xa og grass skirt mura na xa og
TAKYAN!....


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Nanawagan c Lunes nga ang
anak ni martes nga c miyerkules
nmatay oaulion krong Huwebes kay
ilubong sa biyernes ang nagpahiblo c
Sabado ang apo ni Domingo.c",)



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3 kawatan, g silutan sa hari.
Hari: dalhi ko 10 k prutas sa matag 1 ka nin u
C Juan, ng dala 10 ka apol
Hari: hala ipasok n tanan sa imong lubot,
kon mausab imng nawong o kon mukatawa k,
patyon tka.
Juan,gi pasok amg permirong apol, naguba ang nawong.
Patay!
Pedro, ngdala ug 10 k lumboy, g pasok sa lobot katposang
lomboy nikatawa, Patay!
Ngkita sa langit ang duha.
Juan: last nalng ta 2 na lomboy nkatawa pmn ka?
Pedro: nkakta mnko ni Berto ngdala og Durian...
hahahaha...


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 22

If u cnt have da bst of wat u want,
learn 2 mke da bst of wat u have.
"a vision w/o action is a daydrmng;
an action w/o vision is a nytmare."
happy people r those who dnt have
many things n life,but they knw how
2 mke the bst of the few things they hav.
Good Mawnin! Stay Happy!


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For whoever exalts himself will be humbled,
and he who humbles himself will be exalted
(Lk 14:7)
Lord grant me the humility to accept the...
things I cannot change in my life,
turn my pride into humble service to Church
and Country that I may be able change the
things I can change...God Bless!...


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Msg:I LOVE YOU JESUS
2lungan mo kami sa mga problma
nmin ipasa mo ito sa 9 ktao ksma ako
mata2ngap mo ang milagro bukas,
wag mong burahin pg dmo pa na4rward.

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There's no point in sacrificing your happiness
when it doesn't conform to what your heart
dictates. As everyone is created uniquely
everyone does get a right to choose where they'd
be happy...if it ensures lifetime happiness, then go for it.
you wouldn't want a miserable life faking the world
w/ smiles....


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 13

buhay, mnsan may tama
mnsan may pgkkmali
may dumarating
may nwwala!
ksama tlga un! pro tndaan mo
nwlan,nsaktan, o ngkmali kaman
d2 lng ako kailnagn mo....

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Pnu kng naakcdnte ang
bstfrnd mu...
ngktaon na bday ng mhal mu...
cnu ang ppnthan mu?
bstfrnd mu na ngaagw buhy at kailngan ka?
o mhal mu na umaasang drating ka?=(

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"i cre 4 u..
yan ang tandaan mo"
send mo s lhat ng taong ayw
mong mwla syo,pwd mo din iblik skin
kng mhalga q syo,pg 7 ang bmalik syo,
my mngya2ring mgnda mmya!

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Greetings Texts Messages 6

when we wake up in the morning
we have two simple choices...
go back to sleep and dream
or
wake up and chase those dreams
Gud mawnin!...

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morning r beautiful signs
of hope...
it was created by GOD 2 let
us knw dt lyf doesn't end aftr
d sunset...
evry dawn is a new lyf!
Have a blessed mawnin!...


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God loves us
he has given us a new day.
Praise & thank him
coz every new day brings new life.
Good morning!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 21

if u gv up wn its wnter,
ull ms da promis of ur sprng,
da beauty of ur summr, & da
fulfilmnt of ur fall...
dont let da pain of 1 seson dstroy
da joy of da rst ...
dont judge lyf by 1 dificult seson...
Gud AM!


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Like turtles, take one day at a time.
Its not how fast u move nor how long u live,
its how u cherish every moment.
Life is a gift...Enjoy it!...


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Prov. 19:9
We need to plan and live responsibly
but we must be wise to recognize God's
control. Through this we can be assured
that our unknown future us safe in the hands
of the all-knowing God. God Bless you!


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Learn...
that when you plan to get even with someone,
you're only letting that person continue to hurt you.
Learn...
that ignoring the facts do not change the facts.
Learn...
that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround
yourself with people smarter than you are.
Learn...
that no one is perfect until you fall in love them.
And Learn...
that life is tough but you can be tougher.


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 12

Khit uso pa ang "GIVING UP" nvr
ktang igive up
Khit uso pa ang "LETTING GO"
nver ktang i let go khit mwla na ako sa USO
WG LNG MWLA ANG TAONG 2LAD
mo sa buhay ko.

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Khit nssktan ang 1 tao pnpilit prin
nyang mgmhal bkit? dhil ang puso pwde
mung sktan, pro d mu kyang 2ruan,
pa2loy n2ng ttbok,pa2loy na ngmmhal...

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hbang nasau ang taong mhal mu,
alagaan mu wag mung hyaang dumating
ang 1 araw na bka pgcchan mu pg wla
na xa at cnabi nya e2 sayo...
"ikaw kc eh! pinabayaan mo ko!..

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Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages 9

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

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Mnsan nhhiya nrin aq
itxt qa,kc bka bz qa,
pra sa akin ok lng un..
bsta pg-ayw mu na tlga mg txt..
aking nlng celfun mu ha?..

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Umulan mn ng shabu,
umambon ng cocaine
at humangin mn ng xtacy,
khit bumha ng syrup,
kumidlat ng 2ter at fil e-ttxt prin kta
khit amoy marijuana kpa.

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Pano kung ang grades mo ay
MATH-68
PHYSICS-65
ENGLISH-69
ECONOMICS-66
ok lng yan b proud...
at sbhin mo,
AT LEAST WLA KOY
LINE OF SEVEN!! o dba?!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 14

hubog nangihi,
nkit-an sa dalaga.
DALAGA: halaka! kdaghan sa bolbol,
kgamay sa otin.
HUBOG: unsa man d.ay imong
gus2,dghan ug otin usa ray bolbol?u

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Pls pray for me..i jus got my medical
results,dli najud daw ko maau
according 2 my doctor.4ever na jud daw ko na
"C_U_T_E_" my gni daw dli mkatakod_:-D

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Naa ra ba koy nahibal-an about
nimo..la jud ko nag expect!
nagputos na daw kag xmas gft pra sa ako.
ulawa pud ani oi..Slamat daan..

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nangutana ko ni lord
ngano cute ko?
Lord answerd "coz ur special"..
den i askd agen, ang ngbasa Lord,cute sad?
Lord sed,..dpende kng moh reply..

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 9

A heart truly nluv
nver losses hope,
but always bliv n d promise
of love..no matter hw long d tym
& how far 8s dstance a prson
nluv can...
"SACRIFICE"

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do i hav 2 say takecre!
evryday,evryhour,evry2nd?"
yez! i must!!
so dat 2morrow f i ddnt wke up
at least i hv told u
hw much"rachel" cares a lot 4 u....

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When u miss someone so much,
U'l find every possible way
to let ur msgs get thru.
Hope u'l be able to rcv dis,
so dat u'l know
how much i love u..

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"Thank U!"
4 being a part of me..
4 ur txt and messges..
4 sharing ur tym w/ me..
Just wnna tell you dat im so happy
2 hav you...;-) tkecare?..

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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 11

i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u
snd mo 2 sa 15 taong mhal mo
sa bf or gf, sa friends o bestfriends
pag may bumalik na 7 kung cno ang
pang 7 cya ang tunay na ngma2hal sau
pwd blik skin.

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>tahimik
>mkulet
>cute!
>sryoso
>seryoso
>friendly
>cmpleng astig
>msarap ksma
>sweet
.....ung true huh?!

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w/0 me i knw u cud stil b complte
w/o mr u cn go on
w/o me u cn stil live ur lyf
bt i wish ud stil rmember
dat sumhow once in ur lyf
som1 truly cared 4 u...
"Ako poh un.."

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mnsan lng mkaala2
sa dmi ng tropa mnsan,
nkalimot na.
sna khit bc ka,
msabi mo na,
"oh my gosh, c "RACHEL" nga pla
kmztah na...!

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Greetings Texts Messages 5

GOD uses trials in our
lives 2 build us up,
not tear us down.
He wants us 2 learn
coz HE loves us so much...Gud Am!

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morning
is the best tym
to greet "SPECIAL PEOPLE"
coz the remaining hours
soon will be busy.
so let me say HELLO,
TAKECARE
& keep on SMILING....Good morning!

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Magandang umaga sayo
mensaheng galing sa puso ko pra sa
isang mhalagang tao tulad mo.ingat ka lge dyan.

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Visayan Love Qoutes Texts Messages 1

posble kya n msabi ko lhat ng nrrmdaman
ko 4 u?
posble kya na mkausap kta evrytym
na gs2 ko?
ingon ni ate shawee:
"SA GLOBE POSIBLE!"
badtrip! TM mn diay ta!:-)


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i rmber our hapi tyms 2geder..
kwn2han 2d max..d advices we giv
2 1 anoder..our silly acts..s2pid joks wev shared..
psst!..mingaw nko nimo...


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Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages 8

Gno man ktgal tau d mgkta,
Gno man ktagal tau d mg-uzap
gno man kdami ang ating mkila2
man2tiling nkatatk ang pangaln mo...
sa BIRTH CERTIFIC8 mo!!!..hehehe!

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Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong
loved ones sa sementeryo?
Text DALAW ON
at e send sa 2366
Sila mismo ang dadalaw sayo
Text na!
hehehehhe....


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 10

wen u need me...
I wil be there. Even when u don't...
I will still be there!
sorry ka na lang!...'Di ktaiiwan"(",)
"type" kita eh!

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iiwas k b kng ssbhn ko mhal kta?
sakim b ako kng ssbhin kng sna akn ka?
mgglit k b kng aagawin kta sa iba?
masisisi mo b ako kng kw ang mnhal ko,
"at hindi sila"

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una tnuruan mo kng mgng kaibgan ka,
sunod tnuruan m kng mpalapit sau,
tpz tnuruan m kng mhalin ka,
sna wag mo ng 12ro skin ang klmtam ka,
kc mhal na kta aykong ma wla ka!

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minsn my mga salita
na kht d bgkason ng bibig
nrradaman ng puso kya khit
d ko mn msabi n mportante k
sna nrrmdaman ng puso mo na pra skin
mhalaga ka...

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tahimik lng ako pa naaalala ka,
wlang kibo pg lumuluha na,
patingin-tingin lng pag naiicp ka,
mnsan kla mo blewla k dmo alm
sa puso ko "takot ako bka mwla ka"

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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 9

a friend is one of the nicest things you can
have and one of the best things you can be...
friendship isn't a big thing...it's a million little
things...


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1 sweet thing that a friend can offer...
Is to make you laugh...
Even though you refuse to smile...


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i wil nver xchange "u"
4 anybody else..
coz ders only 1 "u" in d world..
seasns may chsnge but "u"
wil always b my..
sweet.. & loving.. friend:)

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 13

1 day..A dog fel nluv w/ a PIG..
d dog said: "i luv u piggy w/ ol my hart.."
d piog said...oink..oink! pagchure uy,ligid q ron!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 12

Ingon akong amiga
mka daku dw og tyan ang beer...
Ky 1 tym nahubog c ate...
Mao 2...naburos ang baye!....
hehehehehehe...


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"the pain of letting go and
the pain of holding is just the same"
---ngipon nga hingo!...hehehehe...


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BANA: Daghag problema!
Maghikog ko! Muad2 kog lasang!
Magpapa-ak kog bitin!
ASAWA: Unya...Nganong gabalon mn
ka?
BANA: Dugay pa lang ang bitin...
Mapasmo ko!...


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Friendship Quotes Text Messages 8

I txt u
Not bcuz
Im bored.
I txt u
Not bcuz
I hav a load.
I txt u
Not bcuz
I want a reply from u.
I txt u
bcuz dis is
mysmplest way of saying.


"i remember u."

Visayan Love QuotesText Messages

An Angel appeared bsyd me last nyt,
He asked me 2 go w/ him in heaven.
balibad ko! kalayo ato?!
unyag way signal didto!
di ko katxt nmo,mingawon ko oi?!


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Nver let guys hurt u!
We women r d planet's pride
So wen a guy hurts u..
Stand tall & oroudly say,
Ka'hubag nku gwafa pa jud
"EXCUSE ME,GET OUT OF MY WAY".


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 9

4ward mo sa lahat ng nsa ponebook u
2 knowkng luv ka nila

"mhal mo ba ko?
A. Oo
B. Pwde
C. Sobra
D. dati
E. As special 1
F. As fwend
G. As txtm8
H. As Crush
i'L w8 ur answer!!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 20

"5 fingers of prayer"
1. Your thumb is nearer to you,
so pray for those who are closest to you
2. Pointing finger: pray for those
teach, instruct, & heal
3. Tallest finger: pray for our
leaders, they need God's guidance
4. Ring finger: weakest finger
so pray for those who are weak,
troubled or in pain
5. Little finger: the smallest
to remind you to pray for yourself
GOD BLESS!


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38 secnds pryr:" Lord, i luv & i nid u,come n2 my
hart & bless me, my family,home, & frendz, n jesus name Amen.
Pas to 8 people xcpt me. pls pas b4 u erase.

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Mama Mary called me 2day & asked who needs
2b blessed. I gave her ur #. if u love her pls
4ward to 10 pipol & in 5 min something
gud will happen. Pls sacrifice.

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" Leave someone, u have dat ryt..
But d least u can do s tel dem y..
Bcoz, wats even worse, wats even more painful
than being abandoned, s knowing
ur not even worth an expalanation.


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Ol d waters n d ocean cud never sink
a ship unless it gets nsyd; lykwise ol
d presures of lyf can nvr hurt u
unless u let it n.. Gud am!


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Don't get disappointed wen GOD
doesnt giv u wat u want for he knows
d best tym 4u to have 8. GOD has a
rison for allowing things to happen
u may never understand his wisdom
but we simply have to trust his will.
We face all challenges beyond all d
problems cause we beliv dat d more
pain we overcome d more stronger
we become. Just hold on and b strong
GOD s with us. GOD bless!

Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 7

di ako perfect friend,
mnsan ngkkamali din
mnsan pagku2lang.
bt f d time cams
u nid someone to lean on...FREND kht my ka-date ako,
iiwnan ko pra sau...!!!


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Good friends r those who....
care w/o hesitation,
who...
rmembers w/o limitation,
& who..,
remains the same even txt lng
ang communication!!!

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frnds ko?
hmm...
mkkulit pro mabait
mga praning pro msayang ksma
mttgas ang ulo pro d ko kyang iwan
hay!..frnds ko?
psaway pro sobrang mhal ko..'''!

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Love Qoutes Text Messages 8

i know Beauty bcuz of God
i know God bcuz of Love
i know Love bcuz of You
i know You bcuz I Love You.

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You know...
I truly miss u!
Cab u pls talk to me?
Just for today.
If you have time?
I'l wait..
bcoz I LOVE YOU!


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REPUBLIC ACT 143
my HEART was stolen my LIFE
was taken. im a victim of LOVE and U are GUILTY!
so you are hereby SENTENCED to LOVE me 4ever.
that's an order...!!!

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miss ko na mga message mo
yung maalala mo lang ako
buo na ang mghapon ko
sana pagtunog ng cell ko
pangalan mo makita ko

-=I Miss You=-

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Miz na kita, gus2 na ktang
mkita,mkausap at myakap....
pro ntakot AKO bka,
pag ya2kap ako sau,
i2lak mo ako,
at sbhing..." wag! jan,may kiliti ako jan",

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You know wat hurts most?...its when you wake up
receiving so many txt messgs yet you cant find d name
of d person you want 2 rmember you...

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wen u get dis txt,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate, 1 you always think of
& 1 u wish to kill. now kip guessing y i sent
dis to u. hehehe...

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Greetings Texts Messages 4

"GOOD EVENING"
a message from my "HEART" a
place where i keep special people
like "YOU" Godbless & TAKECARE.

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"HEART FULL OF CARE"
pra sa mbait na receiver..
..galing sa Mapagmahal at
Cute na sender!...Gud Evening<^

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Hello! nice morning!
i hop na mganda gcing mo!
dont 4get 2 tnx GOD
4 8s new lyf again....

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God in heaven
God above Pls protect
someone i love sent w/ smile
sealed w/ a kiss i loive the one
who's reading this!


Good Morning!

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i wish God would-hold u tight
i hope angels would keep u n-sight
not just 2 mke sure u will feel alright!
but 4 u 2 hav all the BEST IN LIFE!
"MORNING"...!!!!

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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 8

mhirap mwalan ng ktxt..!
na: (,")

99% maculet
99% malambing
99% mabait
100% sweet

grabeh!!!
hahayaan mo bang mwala ako
saiyo?:-)


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Ingatan mo ung taong
laging andyan pra sau
laging ng iicp,laging ngma2hal
lging ng-aalala kc pg nwala
mhirap na kya ikaw
ingatan mo kng cya?

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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 6

Life's so hard talaga,
dami roads to travel dami hills
to akyat; bt no matter how dusa
my buhay might be, basta have ako
isang "friend" like you, happy nko!


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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 11

I saw sum1 at d mall,so cute,
smart looking,simple elegant &
luks lyk a clbrty.
kainis paglapit ko naun2g ako..
salamin pla.!

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frendz...luverz...txtm8z...skulm8z
clasm8z...cuzinz..2 ol my luv ones
ladies & gentlemen...(-0-)buhi pa ko!!!
la mo plano motxt?? unli koh..

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Arw-arw dming prblema
2mingin ako sa langit
sumigaw sna ma2tay nlng ako
sus nkt'an mn tkangbit2x ug red horse....
sumigaw uli ako lord tymsa
kadali ha! mo shot sah ko!...


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Food 4 d rich;
SUTUKIL
sugba tula kilaw;
Food 4 d poor:
GIPUSIL
ginasmus pus-an ug sili;
Food 4 d vry poor:
GITOOK
ginamus gi-tongtongan sa OK-OK

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Hikap
hikapa ug maau
gkan punoan hang2d 2moy
pug-a hinay hinay
pislit pislita
iti-on kung mugawas na
unya syagit

Ma!!! WALA na tay COLGATE!..

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1
2
3
Handa! awit sampung mga gorilya
nawala ang isa...
hinanap ko!
hinanap ko!
katxt ko lang pla!
Text mo sa iba pra mkabawi ka..ako nkabawi na...

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Visayan Friendship Qoutes Text Messages 1

i cnt promis dt i wil not leave u
sumtyms we nid 2 say "bye"
cz we cnt hold on 2 smthng
til d end bt olwez rmmber
"frndz jpon ta bsag minyo nka ha!"


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f i wr 2 cnvrt my hart
n2 a room ful of friends
it wil b very crowded,
bt dnt wori, ders stil
a place 4 u 2 stay,

iL shout.."isbogi! ky naa koi special guest!!

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Greetings Texts Messages 3

Mornings are meant to be shared
with special people in our lives,
and I want to share my fresh morning
with someone that makes it worth starting.
Gud Mawnin!...


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It always nice to end bad days with a cheer!
As you try to get to sleep tonyt think of ways
to mke ur days the bst ever! Nyt!...


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Visayan Friendship Qoutes Text Messages

Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, mgkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...


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Wat wud u do f we shud end our frndship?
cry? gv up? Say gdbye?
me?
i wont do anything i’l jz smply hold u close
& gntly wsper, “pamiya ron mgpatay ta!”


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