Friday, September 28, 2007

Friendship Quotes Text Messages 7

A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.

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I believe in angels,
The kind that heaven sends,
I am surrounded by angels,
But I call them friends.

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Friendship is like the breeze,
You can't hold it,
Smell it,
Taste it,
Or know when it's coming,
But you can always feel it,
And you'll always know it's there,
It may come and then go,
But you can know it'll always be back.

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Friends will come and friends will go,
The seasons change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship stays, strong and true.

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There's nothing as nice as someone who shares,
your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares,
someone who's there through your good times and tears,
who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

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Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

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Friends are like credit cards,
we need them forever...

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Many people will walk in
and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.

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A friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find but lucky to have.


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Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet
when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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A friend is someone who walks in
when the whole world has walked out.

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Parents start you off on life
but friends get you through it.

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Side by side or miles apart,
good friends are always
close to the heart.

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Good friends share good times,
but great friends divide pain.


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Love Qoutes Text Messages 7

Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.

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Love is like a mustard seed;
planted by God
and watered by men

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There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.

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You know you are in love
when you see the world in her eyes,
and her eyes everywhere in the world.

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Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.

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When you love someone,
all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

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Marriage is not a ritual or an end.
It is a long, intricate,
intimate dance together
and nothing matters more
than your own sense of balance
and your choice of partner.

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We sat side by side in the morning light
and looked out at the future together.

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Love is like a mountain,
hard to climb,
but once you get to the top
the view is beautiful.

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 19

Your talent is God's gift to you.
What you do with it is your gift back to God.
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All men who have achieved great things
have been great dreamers.

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Do it trembling if you must,
but do it !

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The past cannot be changed,
the future is still in your power.
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A champion is someone who gets up,
even when he can't.
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You are never given a wish
without being given the power to make it come true.
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Don't let today's disappointments
cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams.

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Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true
Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
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The only place where dreams are impossible
is in your own mind.

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The rising sun
age old
yet new and inspiring
lighting up the world
with its soft pink rays;
just watching the familiar hues
dance on the still water
I return to emotions
that never truly left.
Just as the sun sets
it rises again
wide arms embracing a new day.
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As you travel through life,
your dreams will guide you,
determination will get you there,
and love will provide the greatest scenery of all.

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Let the light of day rise in ur heart…
Let d joy of d morning be seen in ur smile…
And may GOD’s fvor be urs 2day & everyday…
Gud Mawnin! Nd have a gr8 day ahead!...


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…A true person s like d best books sumtyms
d cover may not b so elegant but d contents
r like bars of gold that u can treasure for a
lifetime… Gud AM! Have a nice day…


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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 5

Frnds ko? hmmm..
makukulit pro mbait mga
praning pro masayang kasama
mattgas ang ulo pro di ko kyang iwan
hay! frnds ko? psway pro sobrang mhal ko!

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i cnt proms dt i wil not lev u smtyms we nid
2say bye coz we cnt hold 2 sumtng til d end.
Bt alwys rmembr “frnds taU khit strwbery
flvor na ang SANMIGLYT”


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 7

Wat id the person u luv,
sacrifice u just 2 have another luv?
wud u fyt & nver giv up?
ako?..lalayo nlng...y?
"cnuko nya ako eh tapoz ipglalaban ko xa?
"kalokohan!"


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Heart cud only luv 4 a wyl,
feet cud only walk sum mile,
clothes wont 4evr n style,
pro sana...!
our rlsxonship wil last until
d fish learn 2 fly!


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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 10

F my HEART s ful of frnds
m sure 8 wil b pretty crowded
but u dnt hav 2 wori coz il stil
take u in..
il jst shout OIST! guys
CBung mo beh?
naa na ang kinakusgan!!

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PARROT said sa niagi nga BOY..
Parot said sa niagi nga BOY..
Parot: MAOT! MAOT!
BOY: sulti paka ana usab patay jd ka!

nxt day..
Parot: Pssst..
BOY: unsa mn?
Parrot: kato gud!

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u cnt see me in a day bt u see me
twice a week,u see me in a year and twice
a decade,guess hu am i? kinsa q beh?..no reply no iQ..hehehe..

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i mybe no use 4 u ryt now..
i maybe no place 4 u ryt now..
bt if tym coms u realyz u have no
one 2 turn 2..
jz say, "moad2 diay ko ky "RACHEL"
palangga man ko a2"...

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TOP 6 PROBLMS OF STUDENTS:

6: instructors
5: assignments
4 exams
3: allowance
2: grades
1: G-U-G-M-A
kbantay ka?

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A frnd lyk U is hard 2 4get
Mora kag KUTO
I can't get U out of my head!
Mora kag PUSTISO
I can't smile w/ out U!
Mora kag UTOT,
hliom pro kulba og ipek2.
hehehhe


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Love Qoutes Text Messages 6

I'm "-RACHEL-"
born 2b luv..
7 not 2b hurt ..so,hu ever fuckin'
humans hurt me..dey should beware,
coz im also born..
to pLay and cOntinue the game!


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Life give me a lot of things 2 learn
things I shud kep & shud let go
things 2 4get & sumtyms regret
we get hurt & cry
y shud i?
wen ur stil der 2 remind me how
2 smile! :-)


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If somebody is taking advantage of ur feelings
knowing that u love him/her then tell him/her
this: I'm just inlove but I'm not desperate!


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Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 6

The most BULLSHIT thing
that a GUY do to his girl is sit with
his frnds & say.."duDe, Luk at hEr
pNiwlang-pNwla shang Mhal ko sha,
dAmn pAre!..sHe's n0thing!!!

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A sAd & mean STORY:

1st der wer lovers, in d pas few days
dey always quarreld coz of misundrstanding,
1 day, d guy invited her gf 2 his haws..insyd d rom..
d guy sed," f u reli luV me,give mE wat i wNt.."
d grL kiz her bf imMediAtely & sUrrendrd her
vrgiNty 2 heR bf.
aFter dat,d bf sed, "im not yet fiNishd tAlKng a whiLe aGo,
wAt i wNt s A brEaK uP cOz of r misUnderstandngs!
Anyway Tanx 4 mKing me hapi, i enjoyed & i lovD it..
bUt im sOri c0z i have 2 say GOODBYE!:-(

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ANg pUso ko pRang aPartmENt,
mdAmi nG 2miRa,
prO uMaAlis diN pG nGsAwA na,
ngAun dUmating ka,
iTatanoNg ko lnG snA,
d2 kA nA ba TitiRa?
o mAngu2paHan ka LnG diN 2Lad niLA?

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i fiL sad pg d ka ng ttxt,
i get hurt each tym u ignore me
im jelos pg my katxt kng iba.
gosh!! gs2ng gs2 ktang ipagdamot!
pro naicp ko..
akin ka ba??

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damn dos pipol hu trit u bad!
im raisin hell 2 ppol hu make u mad!
if dey only c wat i c u in u..
hAay nku fren!.dey'L b so dAmn craZy lovin u!!..

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 9

UR HOROSCOPE 4 2DAY:
mokatol imng lobot murag my mogimok
daw gi kagid nga di ka kasabot ayaw
pangutot kay mosamot
likayi nag pg kalot kai ang KIGWA
mosulpot!


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Sa saUng kabuntagon muta atong kwa-on
kaisog ipatigbabaw aron utot ipahungaw
sa tubig dli mo talaw maligo bisag tugnaw
bisag wlai pamahaw, maayong morning!


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NURSE: Pila imo anak nang?
PASYENTE: 15 kabook
NURSE: Sus! Ginoo, wa ka ng gamit
PILLS, CONDOM, IUD, W/DRAWAL?
PASYENTE: Krus my heart, OTIN ra jd...!


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BATA: mommy dlaga na jud ko
kay gidugo nko.
MOMMY: mao ba abir unsay color?
BATA: yelow nga murag brown.
MOMMY: aguy egit kana hugasi imong lubot
ambisyoso nga bayot!

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Tagalog Funny QoutesText Messages 7

Ang ika'y limutin, d ko mggwa...
Ang ako'y limutin, ikw ang bhla...
Ngunit tandaan mo, sa balat ng lupa,
ang CUTE na tulad ko'y mhirap ng mkita...


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God made nature green,
pro pinakialaman natin!
God made rivers clean,
pro pinakialaman pa rin natin!
God made me cute,
PLS LNG! pabayaan nlng natin!..he..he..

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Greetings Texts Messages 2

U myt b sleeping ryt now...
& probably juz started 2 dream...
F u wake up & read ds msg. 2mrow...
I juz wnt 2 let u knw...
Dat i whsperd u Goodnight!...


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we r lyk teabags
whose true strength comes out
wen we're placed in hot water
so wen promblems beset u
jst thnk... U mst b God's favorte
cup of tea. Mawning!


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There is always one thing to be thankful
for every morning... that is being able to open
our eyes & see d beauty of being alive under
God's love!...Morning!...


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Good Morning!!!
wake up its time 2
pray..Start ur day w/ a good mood & smyl..
Takecare Always & Godbless You!!

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MORNING SIGN.
wush kita ng gud life
gud health,
gud fortune,
gud mood,
and xmpre
gud morning!

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Greetings Texts Messages 1

Heaven sends a gift each morning- a gift of a
brand new day. Wat a joy it s 2share w/1 of God's
greatest gift...a persons as wonderful as u! Gd am!

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SUnrise is d flash of a thousand bright smiles
greeting us evryday. SO keep a smile today & add to
d brightness of d day! Have a nice day, friend!

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Sunrise always brings us new hope,new light
to a darkend dream,most impt. it tells us to forget
pains of the past & to start a new life..Have a nice day!

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Tons of happiness is wat I
wish 4 u 2day and 4 all ur
tomorrow's! Gd day!

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:) its a
:) great day
:) 2 be
:) alive!!
Thank d lord 4 giving us another chance to enjoy
HIs blessngs! have a nice day!

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Each new day givs us new reasns 2 sing
God's praise! May God bless u abundantly & may ur
heart be filld w/ songs of praise 4 him! GD am!

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May u have a wonderful day!
Shalom!..GOOD MORNING!!

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Rise & shine its a brand new day! I hope ul stay
happy all d way! Takecare!...Good Morning!...

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H! Hello! How r u? Hope ur fine! keep smilin!
takecare! Godbless!..hmmm...And Gud AM!

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D night is over,new morning is here! I blow
u GOOD MORNING! & a hope dat ur day wil be filld w/ God's blessings!

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May God send his Love lyk sunshine in His
warn & gentle way 2 fill evry corner of ur heart!
Good am!

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God bless you! may he always be at ur side
to protect U & guide U. Have a blessed day!

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Just as d wind guides a kite,
may d Lord guide u today.Gd am!

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

GreetingsText Messages

Good Morning!
You're one of those people I love
to greet cuz I want you to feel that
you're always a part of my day!
Have a great morning!


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may ur mornin b as rfreshng
as a flowng stream, as joyful as
d birds grtng d dawn $ as colorful
as d dewdrop breakng d lyt of a
brandnew day..gud mawnin!...


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in r lyf dr wil cun a tym
we wil h8 it cz of d thngs
dt hurt us bt we shud nvr
giv d blame 2 r lyvs
cz watever
Waaaaahhhhhh!
kpoy inenglish!
gudmorning nalang!


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D person u c n d miror erli n d
mrning s exactly d prson hu God
sees & loves. No jewelry, w/ hair
nt fixed, No status, No title. Jst u &
ur gud heart! Gud Morning!


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Let this day be a new adventure,
a chance to prove that yesterday
made YOU better, stronger and wiser
May YOUR choices today make a better
tomorrow. Morning!


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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 18

Let God be FIRST in ur thoughts in d
morning & He will last in ur thoughts all day.
Smile! coz He created dis day specially 4 u!

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D lord never fails 2 giv us new blssngs
evrytym we wake up. Praise God for d gift of life!

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We are all work of God's magnificent

hands...God is d potter, we r d clay. Good morning
to one of his best works of art!

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Heaven sends a gift each morning- a gift of a
brand new day. Wat a joy it s 2share w/1 of God's
greatest gift...a persons as wonderful as u! Gd am!

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Breakfast in bed: a cup of hot hello,10 fried
kisses,4loaves of oven fresh embrace, a glass of freshly squizd
care & 1 whol bowl of love!

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Be happy! God loves you
with each sunrise that he sends! God bless u!

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Hope d sun today will shine brightly and embrace u w/ its
sunshine filld w/ joy!

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SUnrise is d flas of a thousand bright smiles
greeting us evryday. SO keep a smile today & add to
d brightness of d day! Have a nice day, friend!

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Sunrise always brings us new hope,new light
to a darkend dream,most impt. it tells us to forget
pains of the past & to start a new life..Have a nice day!

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Sunrise makes our morings beautiful,bt d
word of God strenghtens us & makes our lives
more meaningful. Smile & enjoy life!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 17

U crossd my mind today as u often do & so i
just pausd 4 awhile 2 say a pryaer 4 u. I askd d lord
2 b w/ u today & send lots of blessnings ur way!

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Morning Prayer: LORD, in d midst of anothr
busy day, let me find time 2 slow down a bit, 2 pause
& feel ur lovng presence & life's lttle blessings....

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Tons of happiness is wat I
wish 4 u 2day and 4 all ur
tomorrow's! Gd day!

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Wherever u go, whatever u do, may God
always be w/ U. Whatever u think,whatever u say,
may God always be part of ur day! Takecare!

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Gd am w/ smile
Gd am w/ concern
Gd am w/ care
Gd am w/ a prayer
dat God will bless u mor than ever b4 & guide u
very second of dis day! Take care!

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:) its a
:) great day
:) 2 be
:) alive!!
Thank d lord 4 giving us another chance to enjoy
HIs blessngs! have a nice day!

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There is alwyas 1 thing to be thankful 4 evry
mornng-dat is,being able to open our eyes & see d
beauty of being alive...God bless!

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Each new year gives us d fabric for a fresh
start in life...May d freshness of d new day and d
excitement of d new year fill ur heart....

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Each new day givs us new reasns 2 sing
God's praise! May God bless u abundantly & may ur
heart be filld w/ songs of praise 4 him! GD am!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 16

Tik-ti-laoook!
May dis day be filld w/
wnderful blessnings 4 U!

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May u have a wonderful day!
Shalom!..GOOD MORNING!!

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Rise & shine its a brand new day! I hope ul stay
happy all d way! Takecare!...Good Morning!...

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H! Hello! How r u? Hope ur fine! keep smilin!
takecare! Godbless!..hmmm...And Gud AM!

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HellO! how are u today! MAke jesus shine in
evrything dat u do..Takecare!

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Hi! just a lttl note to brighten up ur day.
May God's choicest blessings come ur way-today
and Always!

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Dis cute lil bird flies 2 greet u a
pleasant good mrng! Takecare!

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D night is over,new morning is here! I blow
u GOOD MORNING! & a hope dat ur day wil be filld w/ God's blessings!

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May God send his Love lyk sunshine in His
warn & gentle way 2 fill evry corner of ur heart!
Good am!

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God bless you! may he always be at ur side
to protect U & guide U. Have a blessed day!

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Just as d wind guides a kite,
may d Lord guide u today.Gd am!

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Good morning! May God grant u enough
strenght & wisdom to face d
challenges of d day. God bless u!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 15

Happy birthday, my Friend!
May u have more b-days to come! And as God adds years to ur
life,Let him add life to ur years! God bless u abundantly!

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Never rest in serving God..until d good in
better and d better is best. For d fruits of tomorrow
are d seeds of today. Godbless u!
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Let us nt become weary in doing good, 4 at d
proper time we wil reap a harvst if we do nt
give up..Thnk u 4 all d gud dat u have done! Godbless u!

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Watevr u do,wrk at it w/ all ur heart, as
wroking 4 d lord,nt 4 men. It is d Lord Christ u are
serving..May ur work be a great pleasure today evryday!

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My dear brothers,stand firm.Lt nothng mov u.
Always giv urselvs fully 2 d work of d lord,bcoz
u knw dat ur labor in d lord is nt in vain..God Bless u!

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Go into all d wrold & preach d good news 2
all creation...Praying dat God wil giv u boldness
& wisdom in sharing d Gospel..God be w/ u!

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no 1 in ds world can dict8 to u
where u cn b hapi, if u know
where nd what it is.. go 4 8...
jzt remember:
hapines s not a destiny
it's a choice...


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You have your talent & you are unique.
You and I are created by a Wonderful
Designer. God doesnt create trash. We
are not accidents of birth yet it is your
responsibilty & mine to harness our
God-gift & use it to be a blessing to others.


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GOD has gifts for you:
A key 4 every problem,
a Light 4 every shadow,
a Plan 4 every tomorrow,
& a Joy 4 every sorrow.
Enjoy GOD's gifts....
have a nice day!


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 14

Happy Thought 4 today:
“Rise above the storm and you will find the
sunshine!”


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No one is more secure than
The one who is
Held in God’s Hands!
Safety is not
Found in the absence of Danger
But in The presence of God…


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“Life is a battle of wills, not a battle of
skills. So, more often than not, the man
who wins is the who thinks he can.”


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Forget wat is bhind,strain tward wat is ahead
& press on tward d goal 2 win d prize 4 which God
has calld u heaven in Christ Jesus! God bless u!

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Bcoz of d increas of wckdnss,d lov of most
wil grow cold,bt he who stands firm 2 d end wil b
saved! Praying dat God's strenght b upon u each day!

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If a kingdom is divided against itself,
that kingdom cannot stand..Praying dat ur hearts are united by
God's love,peace & joy...

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Right now i thought of U and said a lovng
prayer that He would bless u esp, and keep u away
from danger.

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Therefore what God has joined together, let
man not separate..May God richly bless
marriage and keep it stronger day by day...

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Sometimes, we realize to change for the better just
when the situation got worse...We realize to finally
correct our mistakes just when those mistakes have
caused irreversible damage...We finally decided to
prove ourselves worthy just when the person whom
you want to prove your worth has already decided
that your not worth it at all...Most of the lessons
are learned when the test is over, that's how
ironic LIFE is!


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 13

Dnt let any1 look down on u bcoz are
young, bt set a Christlike example 4 evryone in
speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity..Have a hapi day!

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Love must be sincere.Hate what is evil;cling
to what is good..Prayng dat God wil guide u thro
out d day & giv u wisdom in doing all dat is good...

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Do nt be overcom by evil,bt overcom evil w/
good..God always wins! Keep Him in ur heart &
vctory ovr evil wil always be urs! Godbless!

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Happy are those who mourn,for they will be
comforted..May God comfort ur heart today and
may His joy and peace overflow in ur heart...

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Happy are d peacemakers,4 dey will be
called sons of God...May God's love & peace
continue to reign in ur heart all thro d day...

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U r d salt of d earth. U r d light of d wrld.Let
ur light shine b4 men,dat dey mau c ur gud deeds &
praise ur Father n heaven...Hav a bryt day!

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Do nt b misled:Bad cmpany corrupts gud
charactr..Praying dat God wil give u friends who
will inspire u, encourage u & vuild u up..Have a nice day!

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In ur heart do nt sin: Do nt let d sun go down
while u are stil angry, & peace fill ur heart each day..God bless!

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 8

Sa buhay ko daming dumaan...
prblema,pagsubok,kawalan..
"pro ng dumaan ka" katawa ko kay imung
pahumot,PAU D ARCO...humot bya pd sya..hehehe

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Dont ever put ur head down wyl ur walkin...
& alway sstand wid ur chin up..othrwise how will d world know
nah hitsuraan tah?!..kun magduko2 ka? dba?! hehehe.....

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100 yrs from now..
tigulang nata kunot na,kurog pa,
opaw na,panggag pa,
di na cute pero kun uso japon txt..
txt japon ta ha? ayaw lng ug call kay bungol nman tah!:(

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Nag pailog c God ug kaanyag,nkailog ta,
nanghatag ug kbuotan,nkuha ta,
nagkilat ug ka CUTETAN naigo ta,
nang regalo ug TARUNG NGA UYAB..
da oi nka2log ko..ikw?

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Im flin lyk a stranger,
wen u past by infront of me,
cn see that ur avoiding me
char!!
Kasakay lang gnig ckad d na dyon managad...

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Nanawagan c lunes na ang anak ni martes
nga c myerkules nmatay paulion krong huwebes
kay ilubong sa biyernes ang nagpahibalo c Sabado and apo ni Dominggo.


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Im so lipay dat i hve a frend prehos u,bcoz u
dawat me as me.
I always pasalamat 2 d lord dat i ila2 u & hop u
will not usab ur pamatasan bcoz i lyk ikaw as u?!!!!!...


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I already promiz not2 fall...
i promiz not 2 love again...

"giatay! Lisod jud oi!"

sila man gud ba!
"mag cgeg pa regards...
maganahan nlng pud tah!..hahaha

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Teacher: Give me colors that begin w/ letter M....
PUPIL: Maroon!
Teacher: anybody else?
Bungi: Mlue,Mlawn,Mlak,Mink,Maiolet..
Teacher: MELLYGOOD malakmakan!!

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Kung sa imo pag mata,
feeling nimo CUTE ka.....
aywa gyud kompyansa
kay sure gyud ko Gidaman ra ka..!:) hehehehe!!

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Visayan Funny Jokes Texts Messages 7

Nay bata nduol nko,
ingon xa: ATE,gus2 kag balde?"
nalibog ko ky wla bya ko nanag-ob.
Nya ni ana xa: "ga awas2x man gd imung ka ambungan"
PALAG?! gudPm..

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Grl txd her bf...
d way u kissd me lst nyt...
especially wen uv passd d chewing gum
2 my mouth.
Bf replyd....unsai gum?! G.ubo ko..pLema toh!..ewww!!

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1 day,sumkay ako ng jep,
nagta2ka ako kng bakit
lhat cla nkatingin skin
ayaw nla kumibo nkati2g lng cla skin.
My 1,nglakas loob @ cnabing: "Cute lgi ka! tga MOGHS kanoh?:)

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Wag mo subukang mgmhal ng txm8.
ung tipong mor dan frendz
y?..nka kc sa tym na mhalin mo n sya ng 22o
bglang sbihin nya..to-o pod ka? text ra 2 oi!..sakit bya?

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Si satanas,niappear s park.
Pastor: "hahh!! S power sa akong pg2o pahawa satanas,
pahawa!!!...
Satanas: "Charr.. mura tag-iya sa park".(--,)

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Wen i DIE i dnt want 2 wear anything,
coz wen d tym cums dt u'l c ME lying on my KABAONG
i wnt u 2 smyl wyl sying "kani moy patay!..HUBAG KAU!

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I was walkin wen i saw sum1 so cute,
eyecatcher,headturner,so telegenic,
so much lyk clebrity!
pagduol nko...OUCH! mirror!
grbe ako man d'i 2!:)

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Haayy,bad3p! wla jud koy tulog..Nabuang nman cguro among
silingan oi! Ga shagit tbuok gbii! ingon xa....
"Bisan picture lng fhar'z.....!!! Maluoy kaaa!!"

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Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages 6

A grl trnsferd in a public skul.
dey hav a 3 rowed CR 4 grls.
but nobody uses d middle CR xcpt her.She's
wondering y she olwys fil dt drs som1 touchng
her 4 head evrytym she uses dat CR...
1 day,she saw a janitress & askd her..
G: xcuse me,mtagal ka na ba d2?
J: oo,bkit?
G: kc s 2wing gngamit ko ung gitnang CR
prang may humihipo s NOO q.
J: wg mo pancnin un,PAA q lng un nung NAGBIGTI AKO.

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Amo: Hoy inday! bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus
affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel,
causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific
name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell
as wel as taste
Amo: bongga!


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(FW:)Sulat ng ina sa anak n ng aaral sa manila.
Hello Anak? Naipadala q n s LBC ang 50k n
pngma3kula m s skul. binenta nmn ung klabaw
ntin. Ang mahal pla kpg AU2MOTIVE ang kurso!
wla na rin taUng baboy , naipagbili n nmin ng tatay
m pra sa cnabi mong project. NOKIA N95 b un?
Nak, ang mhal ng project m! ksama n rn ung baon mong
7k pra sa recollection nyo sa MOA. san b un? Cguro
ang laking monasteryo nun! love, Nanay


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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan ktang nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: becoz i don't want you to see me
doing absolutely nothng ...
Hahahahahaha!
Bongga!


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Amo: Inday! bumili ka nga ng mga isda...
Ay o nga pala, inglesera ka na ngaUn, would
you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant
a variety of fish. The term 'fishes' although rarely used,
connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled
aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions
b4 i go to the wet market would be: what type fish?
Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh?
Yati ra!....heheheheheh


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c Juan gus2ng mgsuicide...
pgdatng nya sa edge ng bldg..
Juan: "ang taas! (umisip ng matndi)
Lord, gve me a sign."
pg-open nya ng eyes, kta nya bilbord
"NIKE: JUST DO IT"


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Tagalog Friendship Quotes Text Messages 4

my mga taong,minsan lng dratinh
s buhay ntn,mnsan mklala at mkksama
pro kdlasan pla ung MINSAN n un,
hbang buhay na sa ating alaala.
SALAMAT FRND!!
nkilala kta!=)

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sumtyms i think twice
b4 i txt u bka kc bz ka
bad 3p wla sa mood o
kya nmn wlang balk mgrply
pro ayos lng un at least
dba isa ako sa mga taong
suki sa inbox mo FRND...


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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 12

-..when u look around, u will
experience pain & pressure...
but f u look up to God..
u will experience peace & prosperity...
psalms 73:16-17


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"one of the reason why people hold on to
memories so tight...It's because memories
are the only things that don't change when
everything else does."


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A man is what he thinks! so think good,
think God,think great.think beautiful! have a good-all day!

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A noble & Godlike character s nt a thng of
chance bt s d na2ral rsult of long-chrshd assoc w/
Godlike thoughts! God be w/ u!

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We come to church bcoz we are not prfect..
we come to church to perfect our imperfections!
have a happy Sunday!

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It is foolish to boast of our love for God..it is
best to show it..thanks,
my friend for showing me
wat love is all about. God bless u!

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It is tragic to have a saved soul but a wasted life!
May each day ur life be filld w/ God's love
and God's blessings.

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God blesses us so we may bless others. God
comforts us so we may comfort others. May u be a
channel of blessing to many today..God be w/ u!

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Whoevr sows sparingly wil also reap sparingly,
& whoevr sows generously wil also reap
generously...may u hve bountiful harvests today!
Godbless!


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Saturday, September 8, 2007

Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 5

der was a bad
guy hu fall n love 2 a gud grl...
d guy rily love d girl so much dat he
will do things juz 2 make d grl hapi...D grl told d guy 2 avoid
getting in2 rumbles and d guy obyed it....
1 day d grl herd d news about d rumble..and she saw d guy
bloody and dying...d girl cried...
but d guy smiled and said: "d ako lumaban kc bka mgalit ka":-/
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di kna nagttxt,
dndedma mo na ko!
di mo n ako naala2
ni mizcol wla! ano ba prblema ntin?
style mo ba 2 pra mamiss kta? pero...
in fairness effctive ha?..!!!

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d mo aklaing ittxt kta noh?!
d n sna kta ittxt kso nmiss kita eh...
la nkong blita sau,favor nmn oh?!
Sna pgkbasa mo n2 ngumiti ka..
yun lng ok na ako!..ingatz...

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pg mahal mo isang tao,
khit malaU pa xa,
dpat kayanin mo
khit d kaU mdalas mg-usap o
mgkta, carry mo,
dhil ang pg-ibig hndi sa
lapit o laU kundi nsa
PUSO @ TIWALA


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mhirap malayo sa taong
mahal mo d ka sure na
d ka nya niloloko, d ka
sure na ikw lng mahal nya!
msakit pa dun kng sabihn nya
"ikw kaC wla ka d2,nahulog
2loy ako sa iba"!
sakit2x pd bya!


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mhirap umasa sa wla
mhirap mgmahal ng taong
my mahal ng iba
mhirap mg tanggol ng taong
wla nmn pki alam saU
pro ang pinaka mahrap
ai ang mgmhal ng hindi ka mahal


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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Tagalog Love QoutesText Messages 4

Inbox
i
love
u
Outbox
i
miss
u!
Write Message
Tke
care!
Erase
mssage?
cge subukan
mo HHLIKAN KITA!
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d kta macc,kng nkalimutan mo nako
kc alm ko dna ako mhlga sau
nkktwa no?
kc hnggang ngaun e2 ako umaasa n sna
mnsan pg ng-iisa ka
maicp mo kht pangalan ko....

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"ingat"
pra s taong spcial skin,
"miss u" pra s taong nmimis ko,
"luv u" pra s taong mhal ko,
"ingat","miss u","luv u"
pra s taong ngbbsa ni2!

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puso KO YAN! bigay KO
Sa 'yo sna ay ingtan mo..
isng arw mgkta tyo hhnapin ko
yan sa cel mo!"I LOVE U...

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Kumatok ka s puso ko,
sabi ko "tuloy" pro umalis kang
dala ang susi ni2.
Ang tanong ko lang,"bablik k p b?,d kc
mabuksan ng iba....?!eh..!Miss na kita....?

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Tedyber
pra sayo! sana ingatan mo!
pwde yang yakapin prang "aKo",pwde yang
halikan prng "aKo",at LUV KO yan PARANG "IKAW"

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13:mapagmahal
14:plastic
15:marunong humalik
16:mkasarili
17:di marunong humalik
18:sweet
19:msarap mag luto
20:maunawain

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at d age of 14 ngkarn cya ng anak na la2ke!
iniwan nya ang bata sa mlaking bhay at cnuotan ng kwentas!
2 yrs later! she wrk n da most ppular clab!
20 yrs aftr she mt a guy hu lov her 4 wat she was!
mraming bses na nlang pnagsaluhan ang msayang gbe sa kama!
isang araw ng dssyon clang mgpkasal...in beach prty she notes da nkles use by her husbnd...
w/0 saying a word she run and cry an sed my GOD 4GIVE ME I FUCK MY SON!

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Saturday, September 1, 2007

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 11

its important to remember that u can never regain
something you left in the past...shift ur focus to the
present & deal with the state of things as they are
instead of clinging to some memory of what u once
had...memories maybe nice...but thats all they are...


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The eyes of the Lord search the whole earth
in order to strengthen those whose hearts are
fully committed to Him.
-2 chron 16:9
Good Morning...Have a nice blesd day!


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JOY: Jesus Christ,others second,yourself last.
May u have great JOYful day!

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If we Depend on Christ for evrything,we can endure
anything. Hav a nice day!


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Love Boat...god is on board.
share a ride& feel his wndrful
gift of love...have a blessed day!

Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 10

The fruit of d spirit is love,joy,peace
patience,kindness,goodness,faithfulness,
gentleness and self-conrtol..May u have an abundance
of dem all!

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A true Christian shines wherever she
may be. A true Christian lives even where
death seems to be...Shine on!

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Wen Christians work together,they add love,
subtract fear,divide effort and multiply the effect...
May peace & harmony overflow in ur heart today....

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SIN will add to ur troubles,subtract from ur energy,multiply
ur difficulties & divide ur friends....Have a sin-less day today!:)

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If u believe ur doing right, thank God for his direction.
If u believe ur doing wrong,then make complete
correction..God loves u ,friend!

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U can be confident abt d future if u walk w/
God in d present. Its hard to walk faithfully w/
jesus bt it is d worthiest walk to take. Keep
walking!

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The human soul id a silent harp in God's
choir,whose string need only 2 be swept by d divine
breath to chime in w/ d harmonies of creation...

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 9

All things r possible w/ God. Attempt great
things 4 God & expect great things form Him! God
bless u!

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Always keep ur spirits & hope 4 wat is
best. look 4 good in evryone & ul find happinness!

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Evrytym we want 2 grumble,think of others
who have less. It cn help 2 keep us humble,& cn bring
us happiness....Smile! Hav a grumble-free
day!

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Sometyms thngs chnge,plans fail joy fades,
xcitements gone. U start to question why..Bt wen
u look above,all worries depart coz god is always der 4 u!

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be a person ful or lov & life. Stay simple yet
hapi. wen thngs go wrong,dnt go blue,jst pray & say,
"i will get thro", Remember,God loves you!

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The best gift u cant buy is love.
The best sacrifice dat u can give is urself.
The greatest charcter in ur life is Christ....

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A changd lyf is d rsult of a changd heart...
Wen jesus makes a dffrence in our hearts,we'l make
a dffrence in dis wrld...lets hlp make dis wrld a bttr place 2 liv in..

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A selfish heart loves for wat it can get; a
christ like heart loves for wat it cna give..Thanks,
friend,ive been so blessed by ur Christlike heart!

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At d heart of holiness is holiness of d heart..
hope evryday is a holiday ofr u! Enjoy ur year-
long holy days! :) god bless!

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Evry good tree bears
good fruit..Thank u,friend! U
are an inspiration to me!

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The problm of d heart is d heart of d
problem...Keep ur heart pure and you will see
God...have a wndrful day!!

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D mind controls d heart so tend d garden of ur mind...think
only of watever is true,noble,right,pure lovely,admirable,excellent and praise
worthy! God bless!

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Out of d heart come evil thoughts,murdr,
adultry,sxual immrality,theft,lies,slander...may God protct
ur heart as u continue 2 liv 4 him..take care!

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Hi! May u be filld w/ d fruit of d HOLY
SPIRIT 2 endure prezurz in lyf. Hav a nice day!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 8

Ders nvera burden dat God does nt carry,
Ders nevr a sorrow dat he does not share,
Wder d days are sunny or dreary,
God is always der! God loves u, my friend!

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Little trials w/o God can break u. Big trials
w/ Him cn make u great. May u always find strength
in God's faithful providence....

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All temptations are common 2 man.
Have faith in God. He wont let u b tempted beyond
what u can bear...May God's victory be urs all thro
d day!

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D lord s watching nearby 2 give us His grace
& send His love. Watever ur cross,watever ur pain,
God always sends rainbow aftr d rain. Gd day!

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be joyful in hope,patient in affliction,
faithful in prayer....Have a wondrful day!

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We know dat in all things God works 4 d good
of those who love him...trust in God, He always
has a purpose 4 allwing trials to come our way....
takecare!

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Dont run ahead of God,let him direct ur steps.
he has plans & he has his time. God's clock
is nevr 1 min. early or 1 min. late. It always strikes
right on time.!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 7

Wen we think evrything is hopeless...ders
always a little ray of light coming from
somewhere..Trusting God can turn a trial into a triumph...God bless!


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God speaks through His world to those who
listen with their hearts...May God's Word live in ur
heart today and evryday of ur life...Godbless u!

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God givs joy in d midst of sorrow,God givs
hope 4 ol our 2morrows..He gives songs in d darkst
nite, & d darkst nite He turns 2 light...God is faithful! Gd day!

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Somtyms life is unfair. Somtyms our pains r 2
heavy 2 bear. Somtyms d evil breaks us apart..bt
d way back to God always begins w/ a broken heart .....

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God promised dat He will never leave us or forsake
us,so do not fear or be discouraged. Keep holding on!
keep pressing on! We conquer by continuing......

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The difficulties in our lives & d obstacles dat
we face always giv God d oppurtunity 2 show HIs love,
His power,his faithfulness & garce...Godbless u!

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Life maybe filled w/ sorrows & trials bt trust
in God...he will see u through! Remember, GOD is
greater than our greatest problem! take care!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 6

May u feel God's
love lyk sunshine & may
His warm peace fill evry
corner of ur heart....

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Let d face of d lord shine upon u today.
Let His protect u, His presense inspire u, His grace
surround u & His power sustain u!

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God will nver leave u empty. If somthing is takn awy,
He wil rplace it w/ somthing btter. If he denies ur rquest,
its bcoz He wants 2 giv u d BEST!

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We may nt be d strongst,we may nt be d greatest;
bt we knw dat in our weakness,God's strength & victory
be urs all day!


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Do not worry abt 2morrow...Cast ur cares on
d lord & He will sustain u! Wen u put ur cares in
God's hands,He will put HIs peace in ur heart...
Godbless!

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Let us trust God in our troubles. He is loving,
kind and wise; most often our trials & troubles are
but blessngs in disguise....have a blessed day!

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Many see giants wen troubles appear....But
our GOD is bigger than all d problems we bear!
May u have a victorious day ahead of u!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 5

A smile can help reduce our pain and lighten
our despair bt trust in God givs inner peace & joy
beyond compare. Hav a wndrful day ahead of U.

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Wen ders only 1 set of
footprints..God is carryng U! He loves u!!


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If we never felt pain,hw wud we know God's a
HEALER? If we nver felt sadness,hw wud we knw
God's COMFORTER? If lyf s perfect,hw wud we know HIM?


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Are u evr burdend w/a load of care? Does ur
cross seem heavy to bear? Count ur blssngs & ol
doubts wil fly,& ul be singng as d days go by...
Godbless!

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Why shud we feel dscouragd?
Why shud d shadows come?
Why shud our hearts be lonely?
There's Jesus,a friend to u & me!

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God can read each fallng tear. He sees d
heart dats needng cheer. He knows d path dats hard
& dear,dont ever give up for He is near!

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May god inspire u wen u feel down,
encouarge u wen u feel like quiting & guide u wen
all things bcome confusing. Take care!

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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 4

PRAYER 2 start your day & you
will find PEACE amidst it all!

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There is no failur wen we pray-only success
there is no fear wen we pray--only courage.
There is no defeat-only victory! Godbless u!

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The value of persistent prayer is not dat God
will hear us but dat we will finally hear God...Have
a blessed day!

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When all means are out,there is still
PRAYER. Only God can feel our loneliness.
Only god can fill our emptiness..have a God-filled day!


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God does not just hear our
prayers---He reads our hearts! have a wondrful
day ahead of u!


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Der r times wen PRAYER s d only gift we cn
giv 2 d 1 we cacre 4,so i always pray 2 God 2 take gd
care of u!


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If u believe,u will receive watever u ask 4 in
prayer...God knws all ur needs & He always wants
2 give u wat is best 4 u.Trust in Him!

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Dnt b anxius abt anything bt n evrything by
prayr & ptition w/ thnxgvng,prsnt ur rquest 2 God &
His peace w/c trnscnd ol understanding will guard ur
harts & minds n Christ Jesus....

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According to your faith will it be done to you...
May ur faith in jesus grow stronger day by day.....

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Time spent w/ txtmate is money spent...Time
spent w/ me is time spent. Time spent w/ God is
time well spent! May u get closer 2 him day by day....


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A PRAYER for you....May u be peaceful &
happy. May u be safe & free from harm...

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Let d beauty of d lord dwell opun ur face,
His glory shine onur lyf & his love overflows in ur
heart..have a blessed day ahead of u!

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I highly recommend BEER everyday....
Bible reading
Effective prayer
Evangelism
Repentance
Mag-BEER muna tayo! EnjoY!

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Is God impressd w/ d gifts u bring, ur works,
ur skills,d little thngs? oh yes, He values wat u do bt wat he reli wants time w/ U!
Godbless u!

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Wen u die,God wont ask u want u know. He
will ask u wat u did..Gd day!


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Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 3

Search 4 truth & u shall find beauty.
Search 4 beauty & u shall find love.
Search 4 love & u shall find God.
Search 4 god & u shall habe dem all!

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Falling inluv w/ God s d greatest romanc;
Searching Him s d graet Adventure. Finding Him s d
greatst Achievement. Being w/ him s d greatest sourc of joy!


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+JESUS CHRIST+
is everywhere....
I askd Him to guide U always! Take care!

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GOD
LOVES
YOU!
Let God lift ur burdens,ur stress & anxieties. Feel
His love! hav a wori-free day!

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*JESUS CHRIST* MAke him the center of
ur heart. He loves u a lot! tkecare!

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Dont 4get to share ur time with JESUS! Coz
he never hesitated to share His time with U! God bless!


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May god stay w/ u today & give u peace
of mind.May he give u a hapi heart & his love all d
time...Godbless u!

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Happy moments-praise God
Difficult moments-seek God
Quit moments-worship God
Painful moments-trust God
Evry moment-thank God!

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Many buks can inform,but only d BIBLE
can transform! D more u read it,d more u love it. d
more u love it,d more ul read it! hapi Bible reading!


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Life is like an altar..it is designed to be holy,
designed to be precious..Live a holy life for dat is
wat God desires for you! Godbless U!

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!
Long distance col frm God
who nver 4gets U. Make a rturn
call via PRAYER. Hope u hav wondrful day!


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PRAYER is d key that unlocks the windows
of heaven. May ur day starts and ends with prayer!
God be with u!


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Wen man works,man works...
But wen man prays,GOD works!
Have a hapi,prayer-full day!

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